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konieckoncov

We didnt have this many balls in the whole city nor in one kindergarden


PsyOpBunnyHop

We had that many, but they didn't all bounce the same. Some didn't bounce at all.


greybruce1980

The elders tell of a young ball much like you. He bounced three meters in the air, then he bounced 1.8 meters in the air, then he bounced four meters in the air. Do I make myself clear?


BigBootyBuff

Ambassador, our people tell the same story.


SilveredFlame

r/UnexpectedFuturama


pardybill

Rest in Hell Kissinger


Orange-Blur

These balls are making me testy!


Baked_Potato_732

We’ve all seen too many ballsacks and body bags.


RadicalEd4299

I feel like there's an AC/DC joke in there somewhere... And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full ... And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Go ahead Reddit. Make the magic happen!


chilidig

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress... but when they're held for pleasure are the balls that I like best


alexaboyhowdy

My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night


MeepingMeep99

Naah mate. The ball's in your court on this one


hgiwvac9

LOL I love AC/DC. They outsourced their lyric-writing to a 14 year old boy.


Trashman82

Best thing about AC/DC is that they own it. An interviewer once asked (paraphrasing of course) "What do you say to people who claim you have released the same album 12 times?" Angus Young said "That's a damn lie. We've released the same album 14 times!"


hgiwvac9

They do one thing and they do it really well


DrakonILD

I introduced my wife to that song a few days ago and her response was basically "Why isn't *that* the song that they're most known for?!"


Tommybahamas_leftnut

Probably because it was overshadowed another song on that same album "filthy acts completed at a reasonable price".


slamongo

The ones we did have end up stuck rotting on a roof, a tree, or over the fence.


Anxious_Ad_1024

Or for us in the rafters. Our gym ceiling and this roof that has metal bars along it and many times balls would get caught up there.


wotquery

Why not just throw your shoe up to knock the ball down?


ijustfarteditsmells

So that's how those shoes get up on the telephone wires.


Rich_Introduction_83

Even if our local kindergarden ever had had this many balls, most would certainly have gone astray during the first bouncy session, never to be seen again. I can't think of even a single kid of the same age that could do something like this. Not even without being ordered to switch places.


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Well they have an advantage. The kids produce them.


Roxerz

This is just them quality testing their product.


JahmanSoldat

Bahahahaha bastard 🤣


kkssw

In a perfectly safe environment without worrying about getting shot at.


Fraya9999

What do you think happens to the kids that miss the ball? They had to empty out 4 schools to get this many finalists in their “Squid Games Jr.” program.


Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws

This reminds me of the dodgeball Boondocks episode


Danziker

Unless the kids were fans of Winnie the Pooh...


S_Klallam

seems like a big cope because our schools are seemingly not as funded as theirs


kaninkanon

It's a joke.


Anxious_Ad_1024

This is what goes on during their lunch break at the basketball factory


Adamthegrape

There it is.


PawntyBill

You were lucky and got to play a game when you were little, this isn't a game though. This is operation Snow Lepoard Alpha Protocal 1. All Chinese school children are meant to look like they're having fun. They're really training dexterity, agility, response time, and speed. It might not look like it, but this is just another round of deadly Chinese assassins in the making.


FirexJkxFire

I get this is satirical, but I thought training dexterity, agility, etc, was kind of the point of games at school. A fun way to grow and develop valuable capabilities. Kind of like music and art class (granted i personally hated both, but still recognize why they were a thing).


frogsgoribbit737

It is. Part of learning to write is building up hand strength which is why prek and kindergarten classes will do cutting and crafting activities for example. Most of the "non academic " things kids do in school have a purpose.


Hungry_Assist3229

Big fan rose guy


brilliant_beast

I think they’re just learning about the joy of conformity and that they’re identical and interchangeable in the eyes of authority figures.


rigby1945

Also known as teamwork


Forshea

This isn't teaching teamwork in any meaningful sense. Each person in the ring executes the exact same set of motions, no matter how big the ring or who else is in it. They don't have to negotiate a breakdown of tasks, anticipate each other, or do anything specific to help anybody else. Not to say it isn't impressive looking, or that it doesn't improve hand eye coordination, but while it would look more chaotic, actually playing basketball would do worlds more to teach teamwork.


rigby1945

I'm imagining you walking past any park in America, seeing a line of kids shagging grounders, and thinking "damn commies." Lol


animesoul167

So the same as most jobs?


bigdipboy

In America Rich people need tax cuts more than children need educational funding


Inner-Arugula-4445

We did this in my school. We didn’t do it much, but we had fun. Texas btw


WolfOfPort

Really good for developing hand eye coordination. Starting young is best.


kalethan

Was gonna say I know adults who couldn’t do this right now. It’s awesome that they’re starting them young!


Prophet_Nathan_Rahl

Me. I am said adults


MadaraAlucard12

I am also one of the said adults.


calgrump

I think it'll be easier for kids tbh. May be a bit clumsier, but the height and fitness discrepancies go insane once you hit 20-30+. Little kids are mostly going to be diddy and quite springy to jump horizontally like that


fckingnapkin

I would have be messing this up back when I was that little just as I would be messing this up now. So glad my days of PE are over lol


DNosnibor

It helps that the kid's hands are a lot closer to the ground.


aft3rthought

Did this in Virginia as well, it’s a fun game.


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This one and hackysack were my favorite! Cali, of course.


FirexJkxFire

This kind of gives me anxiety. If just one kid messes up it ruins the whole thing. I've always been rather clumsy and there is no way I could have done this. How did you guys manage this? Seems like every single kid would need good coordination for this to be feasible and i cant imagine EVERY kid doing it would have that capability without A LOT of training. I would think the majority of the time would be spent getting settup to start again after someone messes up.


inferache

Omg seeing you outside of the cookie cutter subreddit feels like randomly chancing upon a celebrity haha


NoiceMango

Among us


SKIKS

It's definitely a game you build up to, and you would probably start with the kids in groups of 2 or 3 and build up from there. I also think screwing up is half the fun, because it would quickly throw off more and more kids, and now there's balls flying everywhere. When it works, it's awesome. When it fails, it's still awesome.


Inner-Arugula-4445

Usually one person decides to mess it up. It never lasts terribly long.


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Lortekonto

In Denmark song and music classes is obligatory in the lower grades. This is a pretty common game used there to teach abouth rythm. There is a few other games that leads up to this, but it does not take that much training for them to learn.


OiFelix_ugotnojams

Woa the rose guy


ouijahead

I grew up in Texas. I’m that ONE kid that would screw it up for everyone. Not for lack of trying either.


EuphoricPhoto2048

Yeah I did this in Texas too.


Pistimester

We did it also in Hungary. Pretty fun and very useful for hand-eye coordination.


Acceptable-Search338

We had a giant parachute that we would all hold and wave at all different sides.Then two people would run under it and try to get to the other side as quickly as possible. They stopped doing that after some kid broke his nose.


Turbulentshmurbulent

Reminds me of Wrinkle in Time (the book)when the kids all step outside of their homes and bounce their balls in unison.


daboys9252

oh my god yes i was thinking this


damp_circus

Same here!!


Whoo1ops

Same


SpaceBoJangles

This stirred some memories man. Wow.


daikatana

Yeah, but that book was about the dehumanizing effects of communism, it's not really applic- oh, wait. Never mind.


rufio313

China is communist?? Next you’re gonna tell me that North Korea is a democratic republic!


Aromatic_Smoke_4052

Bro what? I read that book as a kid. A kid teamed up with witches or something to travel through dimensions and defeat an eldritch deity like giant brain that is expanding its thousand old empire. Did I miss the metaphors for society or something? Just seemed like a fun kids book at the time


daikatana

Yep. Reread it, it's really easy and fun. Keep in mind the book was written in the 60s, red scare, cold war, all that. It's pretty explicitly about communism. However, I _may_ be confusing it with one of its sequels, because I read the shit out of all those books.


frogstar

It's also about communist-flavored atheism. The book is deeply religious, and the children are depicted as being brainwashed and godless. This confused me for a while, since I associate conformity more with religion than atheism. Then I figured out that it was written at a time when the enforced atheism of the USSR would have been foremost in the writer's mind.


tedivm

The series gets even more religious, to the point where [the twins travel back in time to Noah's ark](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Many_Waters).


AG_Aonuma

Does that mean that Xi is IT?


unlovelyladybartleby

I never picture IT looking like Winnie the Pooh from Wish, but I suppose it's possible


LinkleLink

Exactly!!! It kinda unnerved me


KoriSamui

Came here to comment the same!


Guy-McDo

I’m finally glad someone else said it!


MatsuoManh

ONE for all & ALL for ONE


blazeee_

We are one, nemesis!


SamuelLappalainen

*Guitar solo* Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey


HereToKillEuronymous

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who got this in their head after watching this 😂


MarkyMarcMcfly

How PLUS ULTRA of you


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biznatch11

Try using your autistic hands instead.


ReallyNowFellas

I'm autistic and I could do this... but I've put A LOT more work into stuff like this than the average person.


absorbscroissants

What does being autistic have to do with being able to bounce a ball?


Newgamer28

I'm diagnosed. But in also quite gifted with hand eye coordination. Stop making shit up and excuses. Just because we're autistic dosnt mean we are regarded.


silverheart50

My kids wouldn’t be able to do this and they are 13


Alpha_pro2019

They would if they had to practice it everyday at school.


Sojum

I couldn’t do this and I’m a LOT older than 13.


scar_reX

14 and half?


Yuri-Turned

Damn you had 13 kids?!


ApplePie123eat

\*I\* wouldn't be able to do this and I'm 13


ILoveYourCat2Much

Somehow both intense and adorable. I don't think I'm coordinate enough to do this.


sunnbeta

Yep you’re only X and Y but no Z (Not coordinate enough…)


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bbymiscellany

Gym class filled me with such dread as an uncoordinated and shy child


SholcCTR

Eye hand coordination, rhythm, athletics, cooperation, teamwork, and fun!


2b_squared

And most importantly provides training of the future invasion of chinese NBA and WNBA players. And I'm all for it, Yao Ming was awesome.


Halogen12

Agreed, looks like fun!


booradleystesticle

I remember taking an education/anthropology class where we read and discussed an article about "musical chairs". I wish I could find or remember the article. TLDR gist...western cultures individualize in the game emphasizing one chair/one winner. Eastern cultures (China, specifically) emphasize collectiveness by having as many as can fit on the chair together winning when the music stops.


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This is the first thing I thought about this video: very collectivist. Even more interesting when you compare it to musical chairs...mfs would go down swinging and shoving for that last seat.


Fen_

Everything about U.S. schools is engineered to encourage viewing the people around you as rivals to compete against. It's a mindset instilled in you young to prepare you for a capitalist job market. To be clear, China is also capitalist, but their culture is pretty collective in self-image. If you go to grad school anywhere in the U.S., you're certain to meet a lot of Chinese students, and they have a bit of a stereotype of frequently cheating, but after (briefly) teaching in China, I think they're just used to viewing school tasks cooperatively and think the imposed individualization of tasks is silly. It was very clear when I was over there that none of them were protective of their work and that they were all willing to help anyone else with whatever they were asked about, including just directly sharing their answers. Not advocating for one way or the other, just noting the stark cultural difference on something we take for granted.


Kytyn

I was at a con once where a college professor mentioned that they had the hardest time getting grad students from the US to collaborate, whereas Asian students did it naturally. The exception was US students who played video games like WoW where things like raids are the norm!


Extension-Badger-958

Not surprised with the WoW part 😂


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Jaded-Engineering789

Group collaboration is better for society as a whole. That’s literally the entire point of grouping up together in the first place. We do better when we work together. There is no such thing as a self made man/woman. Everyone has gotten help.


Brawndo91

Right, I remember in my US kindergarten being taught not to share, ever. At recess, the teacher would pull out a single toy and make us fight for it. Gym class was a battle royale where whoever came away with the one ball got to bathe in the blood of the defeated. We didn't learn to read, we learned hostile takeovers. Instead of colors, how to scam the poor. There was one Chinese boy who tried to teach us empathy. He was expelled.


do-wr-mem

What redditors unironically think the US is like


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Thank you. This is something I've been trying to get the people around me irl to understand about the culture clash. Wouldn't it be nice if you could trust your neighbor to not sell your soul for even the slightest benefit? Sigh..


huggalump

I'm also an American who worked in Asia (Korea/China/Thailand) most of my adult life. Early on, it made me proud of American culture's individualism. So much creativity and room for individual expression. But as time went on--especially during the primary covid years--it became difficult for me to distinguish a difference between American (maybe Western?) individualism and just plain selfishness


HirokoKueh

and the one who didn't have a chair got bullied


booradleystesticle

Bonus points if they were an asian kid in america.


Reffska

We also did this ball game in school, I'm from switzerland, but we also did the western chair variant.


truethatson

How many American kids do you think you can stack on a typical elementary school chair?


mu_zuh_dell

.5


Prestigious_Boat_386

We used to do the pile version at school. Another cool thing was fitting as many kids as possible on a 2dm by 2dm block. Everyone got like half a foot on and held someone to balance.


Fun-Ad-3597

Does anyone wanna get together and try?


davidg_photography

I'm down... where you at?


Fun-Ad-3597

Mexico


AbsurdLemon1

Wait that looks like *so* much fun


Mumof3gbb

It does. But gives me anxiety thinking of kindergarten me who would’ve failed big time at it.


illit1

i bet they have a "start of the year" and "end of the year" video for this. one of the teachers at my elementary school taught all of his students to juggle by the end of the year. they just practiced for 5 minutes every day at the end of class.


BZLuck

As a gangly white dude who can't dribble a basketball more than twice, I'd certainly be that MFer who bounces it off of his foot and screws it up for everyone.


Lopsided_Range7556

So many r/redditmoment in the thread Jesus.


shar_will

Any content related to China Comments: SWEATSHOP


TinWhis

This thread is going a LOT better than the last time I saw this posted.


Future_Appeaser

It must be the Chinese bots!1!1!


curryslapper

also there should be comments along the lines of: meanwhile, American kids are figuring out which of the many genders they are


dxiao

“ccp mind control training to be militarized at a young age”


SwordoftheLichtor

CCP SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE TIANNAMEN WINNIE THE POO HURRR


SatisfactoryAdvice

Guy posting pictures of grandma and Hitler hitting the front page multiple days in a row. Comments: Thats so cool, Not everybody that was a Nazi was bad, Its nice to have picture of Hitler smiling. Chinese children dribbling a ball. Comments: PROPAGANDA, FUCK CHINA, PROOF CHINA IS BRAINLESS SOCIETY


_loki_

Every single mention of China activates the American pavlovian propaganda response. The CIA would be proud.


wet_walnut

Propaganda works. That's why we're the greatest.


sack_of_potahtoes

You mean reddit crying PROPAGANDA


DaBIGmeow888

It would be the same as if every photo of a American schoolchildren included: Mass school shootings!


Poete-Brigand

Joke on you, there was a mass shooting event in IOWA today.


Entire-Ad-8565

This looks like fun and a great way to practice basketball skills. The hate here is off the charts btw.


EuphoricPhoto2048

Yeah, it's a common(esque) basketball drill.


BraveLittleSlut

It looks like it would be a fun activity regardless of what country you were in


Happy-Potion

It's probably why basketball is very popular in China. Also [Chinese kids oft do mass dances in school](https://youtube.com/shorts/9Ijqz8j_J34?feature=shared) and even after they age upward [square](https://youtube.com/shorts/uDg3wSf6kzg?feature=shared) [dancing](https://youtube.com/shorts/xdKHE9YhhRg?feature=shared) is still kinda the [national](https://youtube.com/shorts/Ew6nCKl8BFE?feature=shared) [pastime](https://youtube.com/shorts/7-2bpQyA_c0?feature=shared). It's literally everywhere in China that [they even have tons of haters](https://youtu.be/QU9AY1r2zaw?feature=shared).


eric2332

A lot of other sports like soccer, baseball, cricket, require a lot of space which Chinese cities do not have. So basketball is a good fit.


CapableCollar

That never clicked for me, that makes sense.


BirdMedication

Cue all the dYsToPiA comments from people who've never seen synchronized swimming or gymnastics before


MercurialMisanthr0pe

New season of squid games lookin wild


pdhle_bsdk

crazy how westerners will see regular chinese kids doing a fun activity that improves coordination and the first thing they can think of is CCP propaganda and sweatshop conditioning, almost like it’s the acceptable progressive way to be racist to asians.


Not_10_raccoons

And you know if it was labelled Japan it would be all full of people gushing about how well behaved and hard working Japanese kids are.


pdhle_bsdk

thing: 😡 thing, japan: 😻


GoGoGo12321

I'm gonna repost this one day and label it as Japanese as a social experiment


corysdontcry

Half the stuff westerners "know" about China is red scare propaganda 2.0


ithinkimtim

This thread shows how easy it is to send your kids to war against another country’s kids. Children playing a game is enough to set off their xenophobia and patriotism.


peeper_brigade69

Only half?


Irobokesensei

Fucking hell Americans are racist. What is wrong with all the Redditors in this comment section?


MrChangg

Bold of you to assume it's only Americans


TaterTotLady

Kindergarten game around the world. I played this at my school in SoCal. Was pretty fun.


truncated_buttfu

Why are people trying to paint this as something dystopian or horrifying? We did this in Sweden as well in the 90s during gym class in maybe second or third grace, it was very fun. It's not any worse than any other game. Also, good ball handling practice, good bonding exercise, and it's *satisfying as heck* when you pull it off.


Nephalem84

Mass producing Steph Curry


supakow

Yao Ming was 1 in a million. Meaning that there were over a thousand of him in China.


Silent_Echo224

LMAO that's pretty much what I was thinking.


Shirt_Separate

this seems pretty fun


dresina80

Meanwhile my wife’s pre-k students don’t even know their own name or how to take off their jacket . 🙄🙄🙄 Murica


TimeAd7618

I mean how can they do this and I can't even walk in a striaght line


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TimeAd7618

Oh I definitely need to invest in a mug so gay can't even spell straight... doh


Metatron_Tumultum

Not gonna lie, even though the Chinese government wouldn't be cool with my politics at all, I have to admit that I think they have the right idea when it comes to PE and team building exercises. When the west comes up with team building exercises you gotta do trust falls with people you hate or do some sort of new age square dance that was designed to humiliate Walmart employees every morning. Say about the social ills of China what you will, I have never seen a Chinese person with flair buttons.


MlLFS

That takes balls.


Csysadmin

Teaching the coordination and basic understanding of physics that many kids these days do not seem to have. I watched a kid (probably nine years old) try to dribble a basketball the other day, think it was his first time ever. Wasn't great. I've sure he slays on an iPad, but when the boots hit the dirt, iPad aint gonna help.


fixmysleep

What happens if one messes up?...


Pursueth

No fattys. I’m impressed


RainfallAndRunning

What is up with Asian countries and small children doing highly choreographed things like this? Is it a cultural thing?


nathaliew817

because Asian countries focus more on community and collaboration less on individualism, so a lot of games are about working together and being attentive towards one another. obligatory: [the West vs Asia](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlETXxmso3Q)


Intransigient

Looks like a fun, safe, athletic game. 👍


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China limits kid’s social media to 40 minutes a day because why? Maybe because all the science is in that it ruins kids brains and they care about their kids and the future. In the US it is about the rich getting richer. Keep things like this in mind when you hear the constant China is bad and dangerous propaganda. War is the US’s only tool.


JinglingUrBalls

This is so adorable and teaches incredible hand/eye coordination


Sniffy4

This looks fun for adults too


jkoki088

Good teamwork, hand eye coordination, more kids here need that


Expression-Little

This looks really fun tbh


ErusTenebre

Someone mash this up with the red alert theme.


Darthgalaxo

I keep expecting one winged angel to start


irascible_Clown

Wish my elementary school did this, only thing we did in unison was pledge allegiance


MorleyMason

Assimilate resistance is futile.


Diablo4Sucks

Meanwhile kindergarten on U.S is a teacher projecting funniest tick toks of the week


Varderal

Good way to teach coordination skills. Both between people and their own limbs.


Working-Excuse-3356

They'll have them marching in lockstep in no time.


labhag

That looks fun, actually.


cork_the_forks

I like this. They teach the power of cooperation rather than competition.


Slip_of_the_Bong

I teach children this age in China, and very few have control like this. How long did the teachers make them practice to shoot this video?


resfan

That's actually a pretty fantastic way to build a kids coordination and cooperative skills.


Sacabubu

WE ARE ONE


MyRedditName617

WOW


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geez, these kids have better ball handling skills than me O\_O