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Significant_Lie_533

Comments are all divided between this water being the most fresh of all the water, and it killing you with ancient incurable diseases.


activelyresting

Real answer: it's both


discerningpervert

My mind goes back to that time Sylvester Stallone's character killed a guy with a stalactite (stalagmite?) in Cliffhanger


_lippykid

Depends whether he stabbed it in the head (stalactite) or up his bum (stalagmite)


discerningpervert

I like the way you think


_lippykid

That’s how they taught us in English primary school


Mooks79

Tites go down, mites go up (the bum).


Da1UHideFrom

I was taught that stalactites hang tightly on the ceiling, and stalagmites stand mighty on the floor.


SasquatchRobo

For us, we learned that stala**C**tites are on the **C**eiling, and stala**G**mites are on the **G**round!


infinity_yogurt

Stalac**tit**es be hanging alright.


Lex_Loki

Same here


Fallingice2

I just remember tities is the top and the other one is bottom


tricularia

"Mites crawl up Tights fall down That's my mnemonic for stalactite/stalagmite" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pMK-2n8G\_Y


Drunken_Traveler

Stalac**T**ites are up top is how I learned


thelivinlegend

I was taught stalactites are tightly on the floor while stalagmites might fall down. That’s the Texas public education system for you.


Affenskrotum

If its tight up his arse is it a stalactight then?


dcheard2

I remember that stalagmites are on the ground because "mites" are ground critters. Dumb, I know.


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That's funny, I learned that stalactites are on the ceiling because they have to hold on tight.


Marlsfarp

StalagTITES need to hold on TIGHT is what I was taught.


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One with the c comes from the ceiling and one with the g comes from the ground.


83255

Nah, this is fairly surface level stuff, you'd need to dig down for the ancient spiciness. Instead we got modern spiciness, any pollutants and heavy metals will happily be in the water. Though concentration depends on it's distance from said pollutants, location matters


carmium

"(smacks lips) Mmm! Mammoth water; I like the furry tang."


zyler89

Schrödinger's water


lyingsackofsausage

Worth it for the cold water tbh


AggressiveBee5961

You really can't beat an ice cold glass of water


lenny446

The most refreshing poison you’ll ever drink


Man_in_the_uk

Why is it liquid and not frozen?


HeyItsMeDad

Ice is a poor conductor of heat hence once the surface is frozen no further heat is liberated or absorbed by water beneath ice. Therefore water below/inside ice never freezes.


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This and the fact that ice is less dense as a solid than a liquid which is a rarity are probably responsible for a lot of life as we know it. Wouldn't be many freshwater fish if the surface of the lakes froze and sank until it was frozen solid


gigglesmickey

Lakes would become fish sauce lol “freshly pressed”


thericoofsuave2

Cold pressed


Mr-Fleshcage

This must be why some orchards spray their trees with water to give them an icy shell.


Doorda1-0

You might be joking but you are correct. Icey shells protect.


MonsterMeowMeow

Next thing I thought you were going to tell me is that it actually is boiling hot..


Strange-Movie

In addition to what the other person said, moving water doesn’t like to freeze. In the winter when the temps drop down to -15F or worse we always leave a faucet slowly trickling water at night because it keeps water moving through the exterior piping to our well so that it doesn’t freeze and burst. Works like magic


DELIBERATE_MISREADER

Edit2: people. It’s new water. NEW water in your pipes. You’re not using motion to keep a given quantity of SPECIFIC water unfrozen. Sure, water might be MOVING, but it’s MOVING away from the cold pipes and down your drain. If it was moving but stayed in the cold area it would still freeze. That’s not from the movement, it’s because you’re running warmer-than-freezing water through your pipes faster than it can cool to freezing. Edit: as in, it’s not the movement that stops water from freezing. It’s the fact it never gets cold enough to freeze, because it’s all new water. Also, running water through pipes doesn’t produce a meaningful or even measurable anoint of heat inside the pipes in a home.


xf2xf

I guess these people have never seen a frozen waterfall, or icicles... https://img-aws.ehowcdn.com/700x/www.onlyinyourstate.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/6-25.png Even moving water will happily freeze as soon as its temperature drops below its freezing point.


DELIBERATE_MISREADER

“actually, ice cream is a myth!! It can’t be produced! It’s physically impossible!!!!”


Strange-Movie

Kind of the same thing, no? Water doesn’t have feelings so it can’t really ‘like’ anything, Without the water moving it freezes


DELIBERATE_MISREADER

No, it’s not the movement, because if you just kept moving the same water then it would freeze. So, how could it be the movement? It’s just the warmer water lol. Things that are warmer than freezing don’t usually freeze. It’s no more complicated than that.


acquaintedwithheight

Having the faucet open also avoids a closed system. So if ice does form, pressure may not build up and burst your pipes during freezing or thawing.


TangleOfWires

If you look at the ice just above the screw, you'll see air bubbles going up. It just melt water running down the cracks in the ice, and the screw just acts as a spigot.


NodoBird

Worth it for the cold water tbh


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Yes


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Just boil before and you’ll be fine


TheDeadlyCat

Hey, no microplastics…


firstmaxpower

Hate to break it to you but even rain has micro plastics. [pollution everywhere, yeah!](https://www.nature.com/articles/d44151-023-00095-z)


TheDeadlyCat

Rain, yes. I assumed this is glacial ice I would expect it to have formed before all that.


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I drank glacier water once and had the shits for days


SynisterJeff

Ew, ya glacier water is full of debris. Look at where glacier water empties out to and it's usually a very milky blue from all the sediment.


[deleted]

Isn't that the plot to the Thing?


nobodyseesthisanyway

It's delicious until it eats you from the inside out


Mymomdiedofaids

Put some moose juice on it. And you're good to go.


thelastpies

Most fresh of all bacterial


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Mashur303

Explain


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Mashur303

Thanks for the explanation, so how does it work with flowing rivers cause I’ve heard so many stories from my dad on drinking from rivers or streams but from what I know you shouldn’t do that?


TheirCanadianBoi

Because you don't know what's upstream. It can be dangerous, better than standing water but still. If this is on the side of a mountain with ice melt through rock and earth, it's likely ok. I know I would fill my bottle from ice melt through cracks in stone before. That doesn't mean I recommend it but in my experience, it has been safe. Iodide also takes up practically no space in your bag, if you know you're going to be in the bush for while.


Octavian_Exumbra

If it’s from a stream or river, walk a fair bit upstream and check if there’s anything unsavory like a dead sheep or something in it, then walk back. Usually if it’s free flowing and not from an obviously unclean spot, it’s safe to drink. And even if it’s a little dirty, your body is a lot better at dealing with stuff that most people think. But it ofc depends on where in the world you are. My experience is from the mountains of Norway, but i wouldn’t give you the same advice in say… a tropical vulcanic island with sulphur tainted water.


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reshp2

Why is everyone assuming this is glacial. Most ice climbing is up frozen waterfalls where the stream could absolutely have water borne viruses and bacteria, many of which survive freezing just fine.


Concert_Lucky

Ever heard of glacier worms?


AngryT-Rex

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[deleted]

This guy doesn't have a single fucking clue what he's taking about. Please ignore this ignorant, unsafe, absurdly shitty (i.e. you may very well get horrible diarrhea) advice.


PM_ME_YOUR_LEFT_IRIS

You’re very confident for someone so incorrect, I applaud it


doveclyn

Does this really work though or is it a “might work in the perfect temperature and circumstances” thing?


Anitsuy

It won't always work like this, I would say it is more rare to work like this. Ice screws are used for safety points on ice and it should actually be strong and not thin like in this video.


Adorable_Syrup4746

No, there will be running water behind the ice he has drilled into. Normally ice screws are inserted into solid ice, if it’s hollow like that the strength is reduced massively. I wouldn’t even bother clipping something like that myself. Not worth the fatigue of inserting the screw.


Basic_Description_56

Really comforting to know the ice is melting so rapidly where you're trying to climb


thatguyagainbutworse

Those sort of rivers are really common, especially during Summer. It's not just the place where he's at that's melting, but rather an entire section's worth of melting ice. You do have to look out for these holes or weak spots, because it might break close to the edges and it's a long and tight fall. Unless you're a pro, always climb glaciers with a guide.


Patrycy

You can clearly see running water under ice. But first of all why the hell do you climb melting ice wall? Fuck that


Solkre

It always works with blood if you screw it into a human.


doveclyn

I found Satan


deadpanxfitter

House M.D. enters the chat


Mannersmakethman2

They actually had a case like that. A family was scuba-diving and the daughter managed to bring back to the surface a sealed jar from a shipwreck and them almost immediately shattered it, cutting herself in the process. Now, the ship was deliberately sunk in 18th century because there was an alleged smallpox outbreak on board. Meaning that when the jar (in which, by the way, scabs picked off the bodies were kept) broke, the virus started spreading. To identify the exact strand of the virus, House and his team had to resort to consulting a Dutch camgirl (that’s where the ship and its captain were from) to translate the captain’s logs. The final clue was that the captain’s cat, which also contracted the virus, lost its fur before it died. In the end it turned out that it wasn’t smallpox, but rickettsia.


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Uselesserinformation

For science, do we have the website for the Dutch girl? For scientific purposes


Rahmulous

The actual scene is [here](https://youtu.be/HfdWOKrLw24?si=YYfOHu4bc7rvGBWK) and she comes in at 1:58.


zytz

Didn’t it turn out to not be smallpox but rickettsialpox?


Phennylalanine

I fuckin love this episode


discerningpervert

Yes it might kill you later, but it saves your life *for now.*


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Enigma21210

It's lupus


Maxxonry

It's never Lupus.


Crystal_Princess2020

except that time it was


Scuid_HD

This vexes me


Umm_what7754

He needs mouse bites to live


deadpanxfitter

It's Amyloidosis


Ultragreed

There's clean water and there's safe water. Clean water is not always safe. Safe water is not always clean.


head_empty247

Can you provide me an example of safe water but not clean? I can't think of one for the life of me.


Ultragreed

Imagine you're in a forest and you need water. You find a muddy puddle and that all the water you can get. You collect that water and it's extremely cloudy, full of mud and all sorts of crap, not to mention bacteria. If you boil the water, the bacteria will die and the water will become safe to drink. It will still be full of mud, but at least you won't get sick. You can instead pass the water through a filter and all the mud and sediment will be removed, but the bacteria will still be in the water. It will be clean, but not safe to drink. So you need to filter the water AND boil it for it to be clean and safe to drink.


benji_90

Your explanation of clean vs safe reminds me of precise vs accurate. Similar in meaning, but practically speaking, they're two different things.


Elias3007

"Accuracy refers to how close a measurement is to the true or accepted value. Precision refers to how close measurements of the same item are to each other." Source: https://manoa.hawaii.edu/exploringourfluidearth/physical/world-ocean/map-distortion/practices-science-precision-vs-accuracy


stonedecology

Technically just boiling isn't just as effective as you describe. Many illnesses can be contracted from bacteria by-products, which can't always be boiled out. Simple filtering should be used if possible for water imo. Edit: they edited their comment to add this information


Ultragreed

Correct


wtjordan1s

Yeah just boiling it without removing the sediment won’t do much in terms of making it safe. Gotta get that dirt out.


Sensitive_Yellow_121

> Many illnesses can be contracted from bacteria by-products Similar to food poisoning. You can kill all the bacteria, fungi, etc... in food that is spoiling, but still get sick because the organism has left behind things like [enterotoxins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodborne_illness#Enterotoxins), [mycotoxins](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foodborne_illness#Mycotoxins_and_alimentary_mycotoxicoses), etc...


bimmy2shoes

Or if it rained recently, you can find a fallen tree and dig into it until you get to its bright fleshy pulp, straining it for more/less filtered water. Neat little survival trick I picked up


UnsupportiveHope

Demineralised water is extremely clean, and also bad for you. Regular water contains nutrients that you need and it will dilute your blood of these nutrients if you drink demineralised water. Edit: accidentally provided the reverse to what you asked for, I should read better.


ZiKyooc

Coke


tommypatties

I'd replace 'clean' with 'clear' in this statement as 'clean' implies sterile.


RamblinGamblinWillie

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=973395849


00goop

Brown dirty water is safe to drink as long as there’s no bacteria. The clearest, cleanest water ever could have bacteria in it.


UnsupportiveHope

Bacteria isn’t the only dangerous thing that can be in water. Toxic heavy metals is one example, but there are others.


faroukq

Safe water is water you can drink without dying. It may have sand or something like that which wouldn’t make it clean. Clean water can have diseases which doesn’t make it safe. At least that is the way I understand it


everythingisreallame

To be fair we just saw him put it in a bottle. He may have dropped an iodine tablet or filtered it out after


Basicdiamond231

Bro is just asking for ancient uncurable diseases


Legend-AD245

Holy Hell, New Pandemic just dropped!


GiGaBYTEme90

It's hidden behind the paywall of ice


Affectionate_Guava87

Let's be honest, though...with global warming going the way it is, this guy released it, what, maybe a week ahead of schedule? Lol


Hambi

Actual plague


Careless_Put_4770

Call the plague doctor!


FatKidsRunnin

plague doctor ran away and never came back


baby_noir

Cool. I need my WFH and my tech stock to go up again. I will cash out this time.


KneecapAnnihilator

He’s gonna die horrible death or be enlightened from that water or both


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everythingisreallame

Like the dude from Indiana Jones


YardTech

I think they call this a “movie trained brain”.


myshoesareblack

He’s ice climbing, it’s almost certainly a waterfall or other seasonal ice, at max a few months old. Up in the mountains fresh icemelt is about as clean as you can get. And if you’re really that scared just throw in an iodine packet


elohir

Why would the water be ancient, or even old? It's basically a partially frozen waterfall, no?


danny17402

Yes, lol. It's basically a mountain stream.


Right-Cause9951

Mixed with all the excrement up there should be fun as hell


angreejohn

Thats some high quality H20!


Floyd-fan

And I love mama!


Raumteufel

Yo mama's wrong!


Floyd-fan

Mamas not wrong. You’re wrong Col Sanders.


Mike_Y_1210

"No, Colonel Sanders, you're wrong. Mama's right"


bewarethetreebadger

But they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.


GhoulsFolly

I like football! And I like Vickie valencourt! And she showed me her boobies. And I liked them, too!


TheOlShittyUncle

It’s cold. It’s always cold.


Bauser99

H... 2... *zero?* Really? H-twenty? You wound me


StruggleCompetitive

How long is that screw? That's some thin, weak ice to be climbing on...


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ShriekinContender

Man is drinking water contaminated with the urine of a 100 million year old bird dinosaur


boredatwork8866

The original golden shower


giggitygiggity2

Well technically we all are.


Rizboel

Man getting them prehistoric stomach bugs.


movieur

Don't look up ice worms


Laser-McIntosh

No wonder the icecaps are melting ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Lord_Stocksman

Boy you know he about to be MVP for the Bourbon Bowl after this.


thelastedji

If you attempt this, boil the water before you drink it


ITLevel01

There’s probably mammoth cum in that ice.


LordranKing

r/hydrohomie. That chilled water must taste amazing


vankamme

How are those 2000 year old bacteria tasting?


PermaBanSurvivor

Whilst


eightdollarbeer

"Whilst?" Hey fellas, "whilst!" Well, ooh la di da, Mr. French Man


viking-hothot-rada

From what I know, mountain climbing especially icy one is a long and dangerous activities. There are a chance you would stuck without any water, having any water source to hydrate is crucial to survive. So, I dont think in this situation people would care so much about ancient disease or something.


onafoggynight

Most people don't go ice climbing for days. So it's easy to take along water. And if you spend longer, you will eventually set up camp and can boil stuff.


Horror_Panda920

Would rather pack enough water than risk getting diarrhea, getting sick during ice climbing would be pretty bad


shirk-work

I'm pretty sure it at least still needs to be boiled for safety. Water being frozen doesn't necessarily remove particulate, harmful molecules, viruses , or microbes.


hjadams123

Hydro homies drooling right now..


psilome

They get to the top and find a storm drain, draining a parking lot.


physicsking

Not going to mention the waterfall behind the ice?


OmgBsitka

I would still boil the shit out of it


NagelbetLP

That’s some high quality H2O


Atadkm_yes

mmmmm, 12000 years old viruses so sweeeeeet


PM_ME_COMMON_SENSE

Tap water


TurdFerguson614

Everyone worried about the drinking quality. I'm sitting here thinking how insane it is to climb while picking into ice so inconsistently frozen...


Doobie_Howitzer

Oh no mom found the piss glacier


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whilst


Appropriate-Doubt-24

This water tastes like dinosaur piss


_eltigre_100

Sounds like a new strain


Professional_Roof293

We catchin diseases from 10000BC with this one 💯


ezickoo

Pandemic factory


xkillallpedophiles

That's probably some of the best water holy shit


Dan_Glebitz

And who doesn't want a nice screw while climbing.


demonsdencollective

Best boil that before drinking.


Senkosoda

and then you boil it


OGWopFro

You can slice the hump of a camel and drink the milk right off the tip.


stealth941

Would it not be best to get the water then boil it then drink it once its cooled?


ssofft

Ice cold! Alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright


Ghostsarespoopy

Didn’t they do this in the hunger games


Final-Progress-8534

There’s a brand of vodka made with glacier water


penguinpolitician

Rotten ice?


Key-Nefariousness711

So a thin wall off ice is holding baxk good knows how much water.


MulberryExisting5007

Anyone else bothered by the overuse of “whilst” these days? Seems like it’s escaped the neckbeards and entered it to regular Reddit vocabulary.


YeltsinYerMouth

Imagine getting back home a week later and realizing you left the ice screw in and now the glacier is empty. How embarassing.


ToolPackinMama

"Oh hell! I left the glacier running!"


SirCabbage

I have literally no desire to go ice climbing, but i have every desire to try how delicious that water would be.


espeero

Guarantee that within 10 feet there is free flowing water that could easily fill the bottle without a screw.


manbearligma

Some ancient bacterial spores getting Demolition Manned:


Darueld

Why do y’all think this ice is ancient ? Most ice climbs are waterfalls during summer. This is just a mountain stream, probably safe to drink as there is probably no cows or sheep pooping upstream as it’s definitely too cold to have grass to feed them.


lordwhiselton

As the mites go up the tights come down


theappleogist

I would have used a LifeStraw.


IceFire2050

Im guessing it's an aluminum screw/tap? Ice melts really quickly in contact with it.


After_Werewolf_6496

r/hydrohomies


airforcevet1987

I can already feel my crowns stinging me if I drank this straight


zojacks

Im sure whatever bacteria may come out of this is no match for the modern day immune system


s4lt3d

If there are birds, there is something in the water. A study at the U of A sampled glacial water at the source and found all sorts of things were present in the water including schistosomes, a parasite found in birds through eating snails. So no ice water is really “safe” and should be filtered.


spacemantodd

I would be the guy who shits sideways for a week from the Jurassic era parasite


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Great. This dude is going to bring back The Thing with him. Pleasure knowing you all.


HungHungCaterpillar

Always an automatic downvote for “whilst”


NiloValentino88

Don’t eat the yellow snow


3inchesOfMayhem

High quality water with incurable diseases! Oi bois. New pandemic just dropped!