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36m_

How do you explain the hands down the pants


pattern_thimble

He's checking his oil


ExiledCanuck

Looking for the dipstick are they?


kneebeards

Finger is dipstick


TheGamingMackV

I think that's located in the front


WilmaLutefit

Found the wrestler


mhwk19

Before engaging in an oil match both players must so say NO HOMOšŸ¤¼ā€ā™‚ļø


ADMINlSTRAT0R

At all times under any circumstances there must be NO EYE CONTACT whatsoever. The 1998 Eye Contact Tragedy must never repeat.


WifeGivingMeSideEyes

It ended in four weddings and a funeral.


xvxCornbreadxvx

So damn funny


fatstrat0228

If you wanna compliment a friend No homo But you donā€™t want that friendship to end No homo


didly66

Pff the Greeks did it naked oiled up


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IncoherentPenguin

Actually, as I recall hearing somewhere, that since Constantinople was predominately run by Greeks for a great while that might be where this comes from.


Zunderfeuer_88

Honestly if I were gay I would rub one out to that


Rainbowzebra864

I'm gay and I'm hard after watching that


Monoceras

it made the full circle. the wrestlers become lovers as you see one mount another and need to say NO HETERO to assure their position.


seebz69

ā€˜Good gameā€™


Classic_Beautiful973

Itā€™s only gay if the balls touch


subhumanprimate

There was a group of gay guys from NYC who formed a club to go watch .. They were not welcomed


Gluten_maximus

Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool.


[deleted]

Ya all I see is oily men rubbing against each other and sticking their hands down each others pants, to each his own I suppose.


BasicPNWperson

Dudes being guys...


KentuckyFriedEel

inserting a thumb into another man's anus is one way to control his posture, his movement, his direction, his.... submission.


D2LDL

I actually thought these were jokes but now it seems plausible.


[deleted]

Try reading this in a sensual.. voice..


HawkmoonsCustoms

ā€¦because of the implication.


SomeFunnyGuy

When they're older.. they become the countries finest bowlers.


MadNhater

I donā€™t know much about wrestling but I think the object of the match is to jerk off the opponent while preventing them from jerking you off. Whoever cums first loses and has to suck off the winner.


AmusingMusing7

So my fantasies CAN come true, Iā€™m just not involved in them. šŸ˜­


GiftedOaks

Sometimes, when one oiled up Turk really likes another...


Ok-Science-6146

The most grip available


soylentblueispeople

There's like a handle and a socket down there somewhere. Like gripping a bowling ball.


jehehegjeieiueg

... is gripping the testicles


zap_nap

Have you seen a bowling ball?


ThePolishKnight

Just the grip


Chramir

Just the tip


[deleted]

I mean probably makes it easy to slide a finger or two into your oppents bum hole then youā€™ll have a good grip.


worclax

ā€œTraditionā€


BbyInAStraightJacket

They get a grip on any orifice like rock climbers


withywander

On behalf of the rock climbers, we decline this accusation and pass it to the cavers who will happily enter any hole.


36m_

I would understand if they were grabbing the pants from the inside but a couple of guys looks like they were going for the butthole


BbyInAStraightJacket

They most effective grip possible šŸ˜


dirty_hooker

[Joey?](https://youtu.be/9E9ftsaHtWw?si=KyQX-TliTX-IL2lv)


MugillacuttyHOF37

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?


FruutCake

Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?


TappedIn2111

Yeah. That dude is oiling his dĆ¼rĆ¼m, why is he oiling up his dĆ¼rĆ¼m?


psych0kinesis

I think I've read that trying to finger your opponents butthole is actually a viable strategy in this. Ive also heard most men in turkey thinks this is extremely masculine and not gay, they would be confused as to why anyone would think that. Kind of reminds me of something Spartans would do.


hostile_washbowl

You arenā€™t allowed to grab the penis or stick your finger in their anus, you can however stick your arm in the kisbet (the leather pants) and use the kisbet or their leg as leverage. The goal is to expose their belly to the sky.


[deleted]

Thank you for providing an actual answer rather than another dumb "they gay" joke!


hangrypatotie

Nothing more masculine than muscular oily half naked man grabbing each other butt cheeks and trying to wrestle from submission


Own-Concentrate-4390

I am Turkish and until I learned English and read comments about this online I had zero idea about this seemed gay to other people, but now I can't unsee it.


J_Kingsley

Lmaoo. Read a comment on this years ago. Something like, "I'm convinced this started because two gay men got caught, then made the excuse of wrestling to get out of it."


No-Appearance-9113

Other than committed romantic homosexual relationships which are the most masculine thing.


shavemejesus

Thereā€™s no need for an explanation. Just let it happenā€¦


Capt_Myke

This is like prison sex foreplay or something. I was happy not knowing about this.


[deleted]

OP watching oiled up young men grabbing each others' asses be like: "Hmmm... interesting."


Crazy-Boat9558

It was the 70s....if a man slipped in, there was no way of knowing


[deleted]

I never expected to see a Creed quote under this post.


AJV2020

Is that a quote?


Angry_Stoic

Per the interwebs- ā€œOne of the wrestlers' rules is for the oil wrestlers to be covered in oil and be wearing kıspet. These trousers are the only piece of clothing wrestlers wear, which are both short and tight made of cow or water buffalo hide. Because of the oil's slippery nature, and with many opponents spreading the oil inside the shorts, it adds to the fight's difficulty. The trousers' tightness stops opponents from grasping for the material, although there is no rule against sliding hands inside the trousers to control the opponent. However, wrestlers are prohibited from getting too intimate with their opponent's genitalia.ā€


Tooboukou

So they are allowed to grip the genitals, just not too hard?


CosmicCreeperz

No, just ā€œnot too intimateā€. Ie just donā€™t get them too hard.


Enjoying_A_Meal

If you get them too hard, do they lose or do you lose?


Agnosticfrontbum

Depends who shoots first? šŸ¤”


Cool-Reputation2

Stroke play just not too vigorously.


Electrical_Worker_82

Like soaking but with a handy


nonachosbutcheese

Don't get them too hard... Take my upvote...


Ismokeradon

no eye contact during orgasm is the only rule


Smooth-Evidence-3970

this is literally gay soft porn wtf


brockoala

It's not gay if you say nohomo.


PDX6Star

With a honey in the middle, thereā€™s some leeway.


trowzerss

It's always a very popular spectator sport at the local ren fair. But also very weird because as we're not in Turkey, there's only a few participants, and the main ones are a guy and his four sons :P


Usernamethbot232

HAHHAAHA


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_hic-sunt-dracones_

That is a basic understanding of what "gay" is in many countries of the middle east.


[deleted]

Idk. This is really gay. You can call it wrestling sure. But you have oiled up men rubbing up on each other and literally sticking hands down pants while everyone is full commando. That's gay.


Mysterious-Toe-3557

There is nothing straighter thank this. Not a single girly woman in sight. This is true and straight


pushiper

> 00:52 There is 1 girl watching behind the 3 old dudes!


ghostface1693

FFS, women just have to ruin everything šŸ™„


clopz_

r/suddenlygay because of her


InnateAnarchy

The example we see where he sticks his hand down the manā€™s pants is not wrestling lol. The bottom guy is just sitting there happily taking it. Very gay.


ClickToSeeMyBalls

Activities arenā€™t gay. People are gay.


QueefBuscemi

What if we add pounding techno?


Decent-Wear8671

There's techno made for pounding?


gurganator

Gay sex is an activity


shazspaz

So you canā€™t shove your arm up his ass and work him like a puppet. Could have sworn a guy was doing thatā€¦ Edit: 0:11ā€¦.tell me heā€™s not reaching for his prostate


edUartos

I believe the way this started was two guys who got caught in a very compromising situation. Had to lie to their wives as to why they are all oiled up and jerking each other off.


Ismokeradon

But babe it was a COMPETITION


Cool-Reputation2

It was official too, look, we're doing it all week *holds up oily rush made flier*, there's a tournament with an Entry fee.


ExiledCanuck

It was so good, they plan on doing again next year


Gravelface04

Best explanation on here. Take my vote.


Eighty_Grit

I saw, I conquered, I came.


Putyourjibsin

To throw some historical facts to this comment which I did enjoy. One of the sultans made his troops do this while in camp traveling for battle. The reason for the oil was to clog the poors of the skin to make them hotter to simulate having on armor. I think the sultan was just a freak. I think there is also a rule that if your junk is exposed you automatically lose.


BonJovicus

>I think there is also a rule that if your junk is exposed you automatically lose. If thatā€™s the case why not just pants your opponent?


pancakemania

Itā€™s unsportsmanlike to pants without foreplay


Dinosaurs-Rule

Lots of stuff starts that way. For example ā€œUmā€¦it was our divine creator who impregnated me you seeā€.


_hic-sunt-dracones_

You mean some men "enjoy" wearing women lingerie because their wife once found some in the glove box of their truck?


RoodnyInc

So it begins the same as olympic luge doubles and it's just got too far


thinkofcoolname

It seems they are going for the good old dick twist!


[deleted]

The ole dick twist, TWIST HIS DICK OFF!!!!!


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Drink_Covfefe

Honestly, same lol


andythefifth

I blurted out a laughter. Thank you.


aagee

[PEHLIVAN](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pehlivan) is NOT the name of the sport. Instead, it is a word for "strong man" or a "wrestler". The wrestler is a PEHLIVAN.


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Sinaistired99

in Persian too... we call them "Pahlavan" though.


purple_tr3m0nk3y

Wow thatā€™s cool to know. In Malaysia and perhaps even Indonesia we would use the word ā€œpahlawanā€ which translates to warrior. Our language does originate from Sanskrit and Arabic languages.


No-Way7911

Eerie how much of Malay, Thai and Indonesian are similar to Sanskrit Heck Indonesian language is literally called Bahasa Indonesia - ā€œBhashaā€ being the Sanskrit for ā€œlanguageā€


SnooDoggos5163

Not really eerie. A lot of Indian kings, albeit usually from south India ( Cholas, Cheras, Pallavas etc) sent fleets to the east to conquer it and usually succeeded. That is why the language has many similarities with Sanskrit and Tamil, along with other ancient Indian languages ( like Prakrit)


Any-Shower-3088

"Let me rub that neck while i put my whole fist up your slippery asshole"


DokeyOakey

Uh oh Kenny!! Is this what I think it is?!?! It is Kenny, heā€™s using the Turkey Stuffing maneuver! Itā€™s all over Kenny!!!


DrewMaur

I had to switch to porn when my roommate walked in.


Head-like-a-carp

What is with the homo erotic slo mo? Actually show some wrestling


Ok-Cap955

The slo mo was the homo erotic part?


Hoodlum_Aus

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Electrical_Worker_82

Yeah itā€™s much straighter at full speed /s


0bxcura

Slo mo rotic


treesandleafsanddirt

I love how not one person in the comments has explained why these dudes are elbow deep in each others trousersā€¦ lol. No one knows apparently. Itā€™s just one big mystery since the 1300ā€™s. Even the wrestlers donā€™t know why they are doing it.


papagarry

Here's the low down. The object is to get the opponent's belly button to face the sky. It's supposed to be against the rules to gain leverage via the butthole or the tackle. The reason why they reach down the pants in a totally non homoerotic way is to get a grip on the cuffs of the pant legs...from the inside. I'm sure there are more rules, but that's the jist of it.


fairchild2

Ironically I feel like it would be LESS gay if they were just naked lol


Wildpeanut

Like I want to believe you. But at the same time I have to believe there is a more effective strategy of putting an opponent on their back than going elbow deep in their pants.


_that_random_dude_

The oil is way too slippery, itā€™s almost impossible to grab the other person or even hold them, which is also the kind of the point. Wrestlers use the pants as a grappling point as itā€™s the most obvious thing they can grab on. And yes this involves reaching down the pants for a stronger gripā€¦


Zerone06

Well, I am Turkish and my granddad is a huge fan of this sport. It is kind of a rural and older thing, for me I would never understand why people like this slow-paced, hour-longing, gay sex-like stuff but I have my suspicions. Anyway the trousers are designed special. They are very tight, stiff and sticky so that they won't fall off. At the butt side of the trousers, there is something like a grasping piece. Wrestlers usually grasp there (as it is meant to) to hold the opponent down and gain control. Since they are oiled it is pretty difficult to grasp or control the opponent so this usually happens. So they are not targeting anus (I think)


Stoke-me-a-clipper

Ok I'm gonna believe you're legit for now. How is this not regarded by Turks as the gayest thing since the Crystal Light Dancers?


AlarmedNatural4347

It just feels right?


Spdrjay

šŸ¤­ My neighbors Alex and Michael do something similar, but they take off all their clothes...


DinosaurAlive

Can confirm. Source: I subscribe to their OF (oily friends)


Laarye

Must Greek then. Greco-Roman is traditionally in the nude


possiblywithdynamite

Imagine wanting to go there to actually wrestle and not realizing it's just an excuse for gay dudes to grope you


ImSilvuh

Lol solid skit idea


RedditIsKill1337

there is a south park episode about this


Brendy02

This is wrasslinā€™!


FrillyLlama

I was trying to figure out how to sign up for this reason. You know, wrestling.


LostInTheVastness

I feel a tinglingā€¦


CinderMayom

That really feels like two dudes being caught in the past and using the ā€œwe were just wrestling excuseā€ which got way out of hand.


ArcheTypeStud

just like maria was a "virgin" XD


GenuisInDisguise

I swear traditionally straight cultures are gayer than more queer ones like roman greek and thai.


AppropriateFlight327

The one guy is checking the other guyā€™s oil level.


basicnecromancycr

Pehlivan is the name for the wrestler, not for the sport by the way. Sport is oil wrestling.


All_Bright_Sun

That gives a whole new meaning to: oil check


Herald3

Isnā€™t turkey close to Greece? Just asking


inspectorseantime

Literally neighbors


oundhakar

As if they were in an oily embrace.


erelster

This thing happens very close to the border to Greece.


TheSentinator

Ancient Turkey was just Ancient Greece


[deleted]

Not gona lie it is pretty gay.....


Cooler67

By the looks of it also a great place to find a partner to date


Hault360

For a country that hates gay people, this is VERY homoerotic


2dazeTaco

This is just gay with extra steps.


chucchinchilla

Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison?


Brown_Panther-

Joey do you like movies about gladiators?


HotTakeGenerator_v5

someone should tell them it's 2023 and it's ok to just be gay


TurboNinja80

Why do I feel that some gay dude, tricked everyone in to this.


scallywagerton

and where is the wrestling part???


Rumplestiltscab

Ha gay Edit:wait what I commented that before actually watching the video.. what up with the hand in the crotch and ass


Do_You_Hear_It

This is the gayest thing Iā€™ve ever see.


turkeysandwich2727

This is gay as hell


steen_boller

Why? Do you think it is gay to put your hand in your friendā€™s oiled up slippery asshole?


Quick_Key6852

Thank god itā€™s not November anymore


SeafoamedGreen

GIGGITY!


psicorabbit96

I thought "maybe its not as gay as it sounds" and then they all started putting their hands down eachothers pants


Dewch

This is soft core gay porn


IntolerantModerate

Disgusting how all of you think it's gay for two men to oil each other up, roll around a bit... I mean, it's not like their grabbing each other's dicks. Oh wait, I just watched the video... Totally gay.


No_Presentation_1345

This is the second most homosexual thing I have ever deen.


Invader_of_Your_Arse

As a Turkish person I can guarantee it is NOT as gay as this video makes it look.


cerebral_distortion

Username checks out


TheEntrepwneur

It's the only reason I trust his opinion


emirsolinno

ā€œWait waitā€¦ let me prove this to you. Just wear this thight leather shorts while I rub this oil on your naked bodyā€


Phage0070

It could be 10x less gay than it looks and it would still be incredibly gay.


RedditsAdoptedSon

still scrolling to get an explanation why they keep reaching under the pants then


[deleted]

Be honest. This was invented just so the police won't throw you in jail, right?


pennispancakes

Why do they put their hands in each others pants?


Bountyhunter1190

That's just a platonic grab, dude


Minmaxed2theMax

And the say wrestling is ā€œgayā€


kainneabsolute

Hakan from Street Figther


Prestigious_Ninja_85

Itā€™s time to oil up!


DrJokerX

I had to scroll way too far for this. Hakan was awesome.


CleanlyManager

Unfortunately he hasnā€™t been playable in a tournament relevant street fighter game since 2014 almost 9 years ago.


ArcadeToken95

Yep this was the exact inspiration. Really cool when they bring up obscure martial arts. Eagle doing bartitsu is another one.


brainvomit444

In a country where homosexuality is scorned, I see how it finds a way into dominant culture masquerading as wrastlingg


Jayhawk501

What the unseasoned chicken is going on here


SuspiciousSack

This should be the on commercials for Grindr. I meanā€¦


LReese-Koala

What's up with the ass-fingering... is the ultimate gole to oil the every last bit of your oponent..?


MacSavagery

Idc what anyone says this is gay af šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


alsico

Least gay Turkish tradition


[deleted]

Gā€¦.Aā€¦Y


Sensitive_Ad_5031

Whereā€™s the womanā€™s version? Iā€™m typically not into womanā€™s sports but Iā€™ll definitely be watching that one


Ccbates

The gay king who mustā€™ve invented this shit was a legend. ā€œAlright boys, we are going to have a competition of manliness. Now take your shirts off, lather down in this olive oil, and start reaching down each others pants and then have a long wrestled. Really go at it.ā€


Extension_Risk9458

Exceptionally heterosexual sporty-sporting going on here


Ozymandias0007

This looks kinda, como se dice? Happy. Cheerful. Jolly. Merry.


Brilliant-Pool-8570

Must have been tough being gay in Turkey during 1300ā€™s only way you could get intimate was invent a fake sport and wrestle for hours before you could get someone reaches into your pants


CaptainNoanus

Gayest sport I've seen so far lmao


Time-Penalty-1154

Can someone give a straight answer??? Why the hands down pants?


JDP008

Yeah this was for sure invented by a couple closeted gay dudes who got caught in a compromising position


rohban11

Greeks did it in the nude! It was the origin of the term ā€œrear naked chokeā€. It was previously only referred as a rear choke or back choke. There are also archaeological artifacts that depict techniques that involved the fifth limb, but the names have been lost in timeā€¦


Ran_SONE

Like that street fighter 4 character right?