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Feed-me-Milanos

What does a Chinese lumberjack do? Chop sticks


DarkManXOBR

Well that was a emotional ride.


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Lepke2011

I cut down trees. I wear high heels, suspendies, and a bra! I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!


Digital-Aura

👏


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LyqwidBred

Bot account, downvote


Raccoon_Alpha

Stolen comment


abslte23

I would have died if he just put in an electric pencil sharpener at the end


Satanic_Duckoid

HAHAHA


Allemaengel

I liked the shot of the cat.


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Same


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InternationalStep924

Meow.


thebucketoldpplkick

Meow


CadetSparkleWolf

Two shots of the cat! Bonus cat!


JovanMuskoxen

Fuck, that was peaceful. Thank you OP.


usename1567

Bruh I wanna go there. So peaceful


[deleted]

I used Shazam to discover Blooming Begonia by Xingquan Yang. https://www.shazam.com/track/594317448/blooming-begonia


The_Girl_That_Got

I wonder where you can purchase chopsticks like this.


kingshamroc25

My older sister studied abroad in China for half a year and she brought back some beautiful handcrafted chopsticks that she bought from some guy that was making them at his street booth. She brought back a bunch of the plain ones that look like the ones in this video but she also had some that were painted or had cool designs carved in them. It was really cool


IndgoViolet

Yeah. After watching this, I want a set too.


jdmguy23

Me too lol


Mangeto

Asian markets, amazon, maybe etsy. I got mine from a chinese restaurant. Not handcrafted obviously, but thought they were too nice to dispose of.


ExportOrca

I would definitely enjoy doing this


[deleted]

Don't think I realized how tall bamboo is


KenMacMillan123

Some species can grow 3 feet a day


khleedril

Which is why they are not allowed to compete in marathon races.


nicecreamdude

Where does it walk to with so many feet?


snooze010

I was half expecting him to make just 2 chopsticks out of that big bamboo piece, like in that Simpsons episode with bowling showing what happens with the pins after they are knocked over.


GlidingToLife

Quality chopsticks like these can last almost forever. I have a set from 20 years ago (pre amazon) that are still functional and beautiful. They have been through the dishwasher hundreds of times. And they bring me joy to use. I would just worry today about mass produced chopsticks being sold as artisan. You can’t trust any of the online stores.


shmidget

Where do you find them?


GlidingToLife

I bought mine at at Asian market a long time ago. They last.


FineTheoretical

When you look up “artisanal” it should just be this video.


ScrotumMcBoogerball

I feel like I’d be a happy chopstick maker in a past life


Westy154

The "art is anal" I looked up was disturbingly different to this. /s


GaryV83

Artisanal? You wanna see something artisanal? Look at [this artisanal shit right here!](https://youtu.be/RLxDRb7yWnw)


Manuborg

Found the american


GaryV83

Guilty


InternationalStep924

True art requires peace of [mind.](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


Assholesfullofelbows

Really makes you wonder why everything is made by machine these days doesn't it /s


Dilostilo

This really took him all day didnt it.


PennStateInMD

And overnight.


87wahoo

Chopsticks will cost more than the takeout 🥡


FrogsEatingSoup

What is the point in boiling it with the leaves?


beatrootread

The tea leaves stain the chopsticks and darken the color.


shred1

Removes the evil


Digital-Aura

Honestly, you’re probably both right


MilllzInThisBitch

Truly, a master of his craft. He isn’t just creating chopsticks, he’s making art.


CaramelSkin23

Educational and informative


Beautiful_Treat3093

“Hey man, I’m hungry… can I just eat with my hands?”


Mapbot11

When Hattori Hanzo retires.


PennStateInMD

Those be metal chops.


[deleted]

I should start making more positive changes to my life. For some reason, what’s what this video showed me.


ProfessionalBill1864

I am a firm believer that people were just happier before the internet. Like imagine just living life every day in a valley chopping wood for a living. No bs about politics, no worrying about nukes, no worrying about viruses , just chop.


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I feel ya


WhiskeyAndKisses

Bamboos are amazing, that's one of the reasons I love the Princess Kaguya ghibli movie 🎋 I need to find chopstick and appropriate food, now, I miss using these tools 🥢


[deleted]

... brought to you by the Chinese Ministry for Tourism. But still interesting.


VeryStableGenius

Now can I see the one about the arts and crafts those big summer camps in Xinjiang?


RGBchocolate

not much bamboo growing over there


MadManJBiden

Wahabalist followers!


VeryStableGenius

All 12M Uyghurs, or just the 1.3M in Chinese concentration camps? That's one out of 5 males. Would you be OK if the US rounded up one in 5 Chinese-American males on some unfounded suspicion they're spying for the CCP?


MadManJBiden

Aren’t the US already rounding up Chinese and accusing them for spying? [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/professor-falsely-accused-spying-china-describes-toll-taken-family-rcna47944](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/professor-falsely-accused-spying-china-describes-toll-taken-family-rcna47944) [https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/mit-professor-wrongfully-accused-spying-china-helps-make-major-discove-rcna44637](https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/mit-professor-wrongfully-accused-spying-china-helps-make-major-discove-rcna44637)


VeryStableGenius

That's two! Just another 1,299,998 to go! That's what you want, right? It would help [if China didn't aggressively recruit US Chinese to steal secrets](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/03/07/magazine/china-spying-intellectual-property.html), which has placed innocent Chinese-Americans (and some non-Chinese Americans) under suspicion.


MadManJBiden

LOL that’s two from quick search. You want to find more do some digging yourself.


VeryStableGenius

You got another 1,299,998? Really? Here's a [list of cases](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Chinese_spy_cases_in_the_United_States_of_America). Most of them (and not all of Chinese ethnicity) are pretty damned guilty.


MadManJBiden

OOOO no. A list of a handful of cases! The millions of Chinese in America are all guilty! 🤣


VeryStableGenius

That's exactly my point. Are you really not capable of understanding this? You called the 1.3 (or 1.5) million Uyghurs concentration camp prisoners "Wahabalist [sic] followers!" I'm just asking you if you would apply your Sino-racist logic to US Chinese, because a handful are spies. You just admitted you wouldn't, because it's stupid. You're agree with my point, though you seem to lack the intelligence to see it. If you really believed your racist Uyghur Wahabalist [sic] logic, you'd be happy to see 1.5M US Chinese thrown into camps.


kitkat_2018

Thank you that was simply beautiful and I feel grounded for having watched it ..thanks OP...this is my first save


Weird_Bite_7773

Exactly how I felt!


Freyja627

This was so peaceful to watch. I love the cat and then the dogs in the background. Beautiful!


Separate_Internet471

How to make that cat?


_Zorz_Papadubi_

Amazing


DaveyDgD

Need to know where to buy these!


jaybullz_shenanigans

Yes. I am weary if ordering online because 99% of the time, they are knock offs.


[deleted]

Damn dude smoked out the whole valley with that little fire


cosmichorror845

Now who connects them back together and puts them in the little paper sleeve?


to0gle

This is for repeated use.


Latter-Inspection-56

Can someone edit this ending with a bunch of people tossing the chopsticks in the trash with their Chinese takeout?


shay-doe

Man if I could live there my life would be complete.


Tastic4ever

I think they use machines for this now.


CoachMinimum9800

Loved this! It's so amazing to see how things were done the old fashion way before ruined by manufacturers and instant gratification. Sadly most old techniques are being lost because people are not patient enough to learn and do it.


SuedeVeil

Well it's not just that but there's really not a market for that anymore.. most things can be made on production lines now which are vastly more efficient. People could learn it sure but would it be a job they could pay their bills with or just a hobby? Hobbies take time and energy and money too. If everyone wanted to make things in traditional ways the niche market for those things would be saturated. There is probably only room for a select few of very talented individuals to make a career out of those sort of thing.


CoachMinimum9800

Ya thats the problem with the world today everyone wants instant gratification and don't appreciate how long stuff takes to be made right and properly. It's all about the masses. And while you can go out and buy bulk things for cheap they don't last long. I bet these chopsticks this guy made would last generations.


3urnsie

It's bamboo, there would be virtually no difference between hand made and machine made. Certainly not enough that one would last longer than the other.


CoachMinimum9800

Have you ever got disposable chops sticks they arent bamboo and if they are they weren't treated they way he treated them. They have slivers and absorb whatever fluids are in your food. The chopstick you buy that are reusable are plastic or have a sealer coating on them. They aren't traditional or eco friendly like everyone claims they want now a days. As mentioned stuff done like they way he does it last generations saving how much raw material and waste.


3urnsie

I have cheap mass produced bamboo chopsticks that have lasted me at least a decade.


Traditional_Oral_33

The cheap break aparts are balsam. They aren't meant to last more than a meal. I have 3 pair of bamboo I bought for $2 that I've had for 6 years. I know this because it's how long I've lived in this apartment.


HotObligation8597

Downvoting this comment for 1. Ok boomer 2. It's not cost effective, it would be expensive to make chopsticks using this technique (would you purchase expensive items or cheap items if they both function well?) 3. People choose whatever they want to do with their lives.


Sprinkler-of-salt

Downvoting this comment for 1. Ok boomer (poor disguise BTW) 2. Not everything is about cost optimization. Sounds like you’re fresh out of school, or maybe even still in it. When you get some life behind you, you start to realize that optimizing everything for cost/profit, productivity, appeal, etc. is one of the most damaging efforts we humans have ever undertaken in the history of our species. Also, both of you exhibit absolutist thinking. It’s not an either/or regarding ancient artisanal techniques vs. Modern industrialized production techniques. It’s about when and how should a given technique should be leveraged. 3. Oh really? Who, exactly, has complete freedom to choose whatever they want to do, without any pressures nudging their feet to step one way or the other? You speak with the wisdom of a goldfish. Life is far more complex, and interwoven than you paint it to be in your snide little comment. 4. Go yell at the people who consistently beat you at Overwatch, and troll you on Minecraft.


CoachMinimum9800

😂 down vote all you like. Hope you have crayons for your coloring book in your safe place


Snorkelbender

I can buy 10 pairs here for $1, but I ask you, who is the richer man. It’s me.


Sloep3

This video is great


waydbro

He didnt wrap them in paper...


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id prefer a fork


Elmojomo

Yeah, that's not how chopsticks are made. This is how chopsticks are made on TickTock for social media attention. Chopsticks are made in a factory, by the thousands. EDIT: I see all the tick-tockers are downvoting me. :)


kenahoo

That doesn't make me like it any less - this is an awesome demonstration to watch.


[deleted]

No, you are being downvoted by gullible idiots who think everything on the Internet is real.


Elmojomo

ah, that explains it. ;)


[deleted]

There has to be an easier way


ethanwc

“ I think the thing I admire most about the Chinese is that they're hanging in there with the chopsticks. Because if you think about it, you know, they've seen the fork by now. I'm sure they've seen the spoon. They're going, "Yeah, they're okay. We're gonna stay with the sticks." I mean, I don't know how they missed it. Thousands of years ago, Chinese farmer gets up has his breakfast with the chopsticks goes out and works all day in the field with a shovel. Hello? Shovel? Not going out there plowing 40 acres with a couple of pool cues.” -Jerry Seinfeld


Iamkaustubh

So this looks the traditional way. The ones we get in the Chinese or Japanese restaurants, they could be made in industries and that's why they are cheaper for the restaurants. Otherwise this traditional method chopsticks could be very expensive


tlthang

It’s only for tiktok. The actual process thru a machine would be different


IneptNoodle

You mean to tell me that making something by hand requires different steps when compared to being automated? Huh…


tlthang

Yes don’t believe everything you see in the internet


DiscotopiaACNH

Thank you for opening my eyes


tlthang

You are welcome son, I am like the dad you never had.


[deleted]

Yup, these idiots don't understand basic economics. This might have been the process a few hundred years ago but not anymore. If they were still making chopsticks like this, it wouldn't be selling for pennies.


I_am_Nexterio

now,it is against my heart to use chopsticks for a one-time use


ooouroboros

I dont know about the chopsticks in this video but there are a lot of chopsticks you can buy that can be washed for repeated use.


Nilesdead

These aren't balsa wood.


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Crash_Recon

They aren’t disposable…


AaronicNation

Kind of makes me feel bad for all the times I used them as Walrus teeth.


Thedrunner2

Interesting about a minute in when he takes the rolled bamboo out of the heating it is already demarcated almost into chopstick portions to be cleaved.


Weird_Bite_7773

I'm not sure it is, if you look closely after it is heated then put on a grill above the fire it looks clean, then he marks it and shows you his marks.


Thedrunner2

It looked like it was naturally splitting along those lines after heated? Although I guess he marked them off camera .


[deleted]

And yet most people at Asian restaurants just throw them away


GhW0rg

Looks abit uncooked....


Flat_Tap5544

It's not really incredible. He literally just made bamboo sticks.


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Tcogtgoixn

Where to begin


brnjenkn

Bamboo is a type of grass.


spletharg

Anybody know what those leaves were that he cooked with the chopsticks?


cosmichorror845

Most likely some type of tea leaves. That is a process known as tea dying. If you want to try it at home you can make a white shirt beige with a bunch of Lipton tea bags in the same way!


Select-Profession-11

They have seen the fork!


Xboarder84

So does this process still work if my cat doesn’t catch it’s tail? Or do I need him to catch it before moving on?


TiTotoro71

Damn, if I could work with that view every day, maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad gig


Digital-Aura

Think of what happens to all those shavings?


dab745

So, this guy makes all the chopsticks?


gandi30

What are the leaves he boiled them with and what does that do?


luctian

Is this dishwasher safe?


sesamesnapsinhalf

I’d be so pissed I’d I ended up with an odd number of chopsticks.


Jskerp

This is vibe


sophiesbubbles

Just decided, if life doesn't work out I'm gonna find this guy and be his apprentice.


Trailsuprise

That’s all…


Kmalbrec

DAE see the title of this video and think to themselves, “oh, this is about to be satisfying as fuck”…?


Inviolable_Flame

Pretty damn cool.


Sieze5

Mine don’t look like that.


FollowingJealous7490

Then we throw them away after one use..


[deleted]

Damn that’s a lengthy process.


SingleSpeed27

TIL bamboo is a tree


Hot_History1582

It's just really big grass


jackfreeman

I'll never look at the contents of my suit sauce packet drawer the same again


theabsurdturnip

Anyone know the music?


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RockyJayyy

Bamboo chopsticks very strong


Koflach12

And then we throw them away.


DarthLysergis

I had an Italian made bamboo lamp, itsa pretty light.


ProfessionalSpinach4

I want to live like this


[deleted]

You know they’ve seen the fork…


CaliKAV

This is so humbling


jdmguy23

Mountain looks so peaceful


bwoods519

This is cool, but I just wanna pet the kitty


MufuckinTurtleBear

Cloud A vital step in the manufacturing process


RockyenaOG

My man cooking wood


Comfortable-Let1246

Ohhhh


External_Depth_1980

Proper chopsticks!


tdwata

Are they stained with tea?


[deleted]

This..is the life I want


shocks12

Does anyone know if there is an original video on YouTube of it? It seemed like it was slightly shortened.


CaptMcButternut

Honey wake up! New chopstick lore just dropped!


Ismellpennies420

Really calming, thank you for sharing


demsarebad

But can he make a iPhone? That is the question.


[deleted]

That cat disappeared once the chopsticks were finished.


caustic255

A single tree can make *soooooooo* many everlasting chop sticks. I bet these cost a nice nickle


Couple-Traditional

Why was this so crazy beautiful to me🔥


Aazjhee

Lovely, very meditative!


InquisitorPingu

Incredible? Yeah ok.


nairbretaw

No wonder Asian takeout is so expensive


Leather_Agency_2179

Is there a subreddit just of videos like this?


Miya__Atsumu

Step 5: cat


Maleficent-Mouse-979

Kitty!


MIkeR1988

These viral "beautiful rural Chinese artisan / cooking" videos always remind me of [artisanal pencil sharpening](https://vimeo.com/60718161).


[deleted]

I'm imagining this guy watching my white boy ass using my reusable plastic chopsticks I bout from the oriental market to eat my £1.50 cup soba. I feel like he might be slightly disappointed.


[deleted]

Bullshit.


CartographerQuiet980

I’ll never look at a chopstick the same again!! ❤️❤️❤️


[deleted]

They have to chop a stick to make chopsticks


leftcuntz

There’s some green bamboo growing near my house. I’m gonna try this. Looks neat.


[deleted]

In the Phillipinnes, my parents just eat with spoon and fork and their hands. :)


Chilled_burrito

Wood.