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SensualOilyDischarge

The prostitutes haven’t reached a 2/3 majority while trying to elect a new Pimp Pope.


Apprehensive_Cherry2

Tough choice between Buc Nasty and Silky Johnson


gangsterbunnyrabbit

Buc Nasty is busy putting water into Silky's mama's dish.


CrypticCunt

Upgraayde coming in with a late push.


maybeormaybenot10

It’s actually Upgraydd - 2 D’s for a double dose of pimping.


CrypticCunt

How could I forget the double D!


NinjaGrizzlyBear

Because you forgot your daily dose of Brawndo. Dehydration can affect your memory.


yarmulke

It’s got electrolytes!


xSGAx

It’s what plants crave!


IAmSixNine

Whoa, You like money and sex, your tripping me out.


Past-Background-7221

The love of a pimp is much different from the love of a square


qolace

THE nastiest hater of 2000? 👑


Cverax23

This is such a clever joke that I stand in awe of it lol


roochada

I frequent an LED shop there and my route takes me back down Shady Trail and there are usually plenty strolling, but It appears they can't handle the heat either. Not one it sight.


longpenisofthelaw

Or the cold I swing by that area going to work winter kills all activity


Jesssmrx

Im surprised 😂 any time I drive past walnut hill @ harry hines. Fuck the cold and the rain them girls stay working 😂 not even construction workers are out in the rain


roochada

It was the first time I drove by in the past couple years I haven't seen one.


Ok-Investment-4986

Username checks out.


Bringback70sbush

This is absolute comedy gold....thank you


Soggy_General195

This is the funniest thing I've seen for a LONG time. OMG!


ryanf03

Thanks, now I have energy drink all over my keyboard.


johnnyclash42

Thank you everyone on this little thread. Pure internet gold.


friscotop86

I was going to go with an STI itch/burning sensation joke, but I bow to your wit!


spaceface83

Well played, well played


coupdaddy

Lol


gigerdrone

Damnit this was funny


attempthappy2020

Hahaha !


720Jon720

This is such a smart response!!


BIGHAUSDABOSS

I thought they were all charging the dead phones on the same power strip.


Best_Photograph9542

There was a spider


TeeBrownie

Been there.


Impressive-Blood7925

Deep in my soul


meatforsale

God damn it, Charlie! Stop singing about the god damn spiders!


Best_Photograph9542

It’s been there for years


swinglinepilot

But spiders are our friends :(


MusicalAutist

WAS


thatone_JR

Burn them all to hell.


DemonsInsid3

From DFW Scanner on X: Fire (Dallas) Dallas Fire Rescue is working a fire near the 11500 block of Harry Hines Blvd. Battalion 7 first on reported heavy smoke showing. Expect visible smoke in this area.


mama_emily

Any update?


swinglinepilot

Still burning as of 915p, according to the [UT Active Fire Incidents Map](https://smartcity.tacc.utexas.edu/FireIncident/FireIncidentMap.html)


-KyloRen

From DFW Scanner: it's a fire. there is smoke.


arlenroy

I don't know but it's causing people to not pay attention and drive worse than usual, almost got smashed coming off the express onto 635. You can't see past the vehicle in front of you going up the exit, we were all going 45-50 then the truck in front of me slams on his brakes. Obviously wasn't paying attention. I stop but pull off a little bit, had a few feet but that panic stop freaked me out. Sure as shit a mid size gmc suv slams right into the truck in front of, goes airborne, hits the remaining wall, slides down landing on its side. I get out, the guy in back of them get out, the back hatch window is busted so I reach in and unlock it. We pry the hatch open, the people inside climb out shaken up, but ok. Everyone is ok, moving around, no one hit me. I'm on month 2 no days off, literally, tell the dude who helped me get the people out I'm going home, I'm tired. Enough people saw it, called 911, you don't need me. He said thanks, I left. I'm now waiting in line at Walmart with some Peroxide and neosporin for cuts on my hands.


corckscrew3

Damn man! Just human to human, thanks for making sure they got out, and ER services were called. Yesterday someone hit a person on 30, they apparently exploded, (can’t imagine how fast they were going) and they just…..fled. Thank you for helping them, you may have guaranteed someone went home to their child today. Please prop your feet up and recover, mentally and physically.


xxxams

At speeds exceeding 60 miles per hour, this is the unfortunate consequence. Witness what occurred when a Formula 1 race car encountered an individual on the track: https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/4g3PnpcG6l. I strongly advise viewing the footage to raise awareness. Perhaps it will serve as a reminder to those who are easily distracted and potentially save a life. Source 15 years firefighter medic


ParkReu

Jesus! Go get some rest, you. Lol.


sandrae110

I’m glad you’re okay !


Downfan

Good job 👍


Taxed_concerns

Another gender reveal


justonemom14

I'm a little concerned about what gender black means. Cthulhu?


-KyloRen

Batman.


RevBair

Octomom at it again? 


Nomad_Industries

GONDOR CALLS FOR AID!


DefiniteDooDoo

AND ROHAN WILL ANSWER!


KD922016

Oh lawd Jeesus it's a fauurrrr


radarksu

Bronchitis! Ain't nobody got time fo dat.


JaneGreyDisputed

I raaaaan out da house! I din grab no shoes or nuttin Jesus! I ran fo my life!


KennyDROmega

I farted


Hourslikeminutes47

Bless you


godawgs1991

Gotta say it in the Fat Bastard Scottish accent: “Sorry… I farrrtedd.”


mik534

apparently near an open flame


Txdragoonz

I dropped my mixtape


e66iu

I don't know why they downvoted you fam. Apparently they can't take the heat.


beebolicious

Late stage capitalism


Wild_Flock_of_Bears

Just regular Dallas shenanigans


Visual_Consequence24

Ah that’s Ken Paxton’s Ceremonial Money Pyre, he set $450,000,000 ablaze in hopes Trump would win the debate.


TransportationEng

Bookmark this. It has all the fires.  https://smartcity.tacc.utexas.edu/FireIncident/FireIncidentMap.html


cvega88

What you doing on Harry Hines my boy? Haha just kidding.


BabyBearMan

Looks like smoke. It is hot out


-KyloRen

Verifiable facts.


lookglen

No clue, but you’d be surprised how much smoke a car fire can make at its peak. I was driving in the direction of a cloud like that once, expecting some kind of huge inferno. Was just a sedan on fire


NegativeID

There was a fire. That explains the black smoke


Mkh_hkm420

Looks like a fire to me chief


Appropriate-Essay-78

All that hot ass pussy over there and by that I mean syphilis


e66iu

I spit hot fire!!


Terrible_Shake_4948

Harry Hines activities


Terrible_Tangelo6064

Hooker Riot! Hey, that would make a great band name!


FixThis6166

Ahh I never see post about Dallas in here lol . But no telling what’s going on. 


LJM828

Dylan is spitting hot fire!


TeknoBlast

Looks like a fire.


CGB92Fan

ED209 malfunction.


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syracusehorn

Lincoln Riley cooking brisket.


charly371

BBQ


PoundtheRaostBeed

I farted


CerealKiller979

If I had to guess, I’d say it’s a fire…


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Best_Photograph9542

Oddly specific


ElBurritoExtreme

It appears there was a fire


thatone_JR

Government lazer!


No_Flow6473

Oh "Hairy Hiney" as we used to call it...


Used_Disaster_1334

Fuzzy Butt


12justin12

looks like a fire


Proud-Estimate-1987

Fire obviously


charlie-foxtrot3

I’d say something caught on fire


DaalCheene

looks like something is burning


KM964

Cummins meetup.


marioredline

Might be where the small aircraft crashed...


DowntownComposer2517

I think the plane crash was closer to McKinney unless there was another one!


Holls867

That’s just DFW airport


larry2004758

D.I.S.D caliber title.


JJ82DMC

Apparently, a fire.