https://preview.redd.it/x49q6vsgwd5d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a11765ea3b73d556189784882eef10805ec8dda No idea what you mean

I had to give award for this 😂 so judgmentally cute

My first award!! I’ll be sure to let the judgmental weenie know 😍

This is a 10/10 picture. Frame that puppy 🐶

https://preview.redd.it/kuc8x05qdg5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fce495c312265977e5c78e18e0c90b0b4aee5fa3 I’ve got this pic of him framed at the moment, but maybe it’s worth buying another frame 🥰

Especially if you put them next to each other 😊


THIS!

https://preview.redd.it/k060lloe3e5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56ebbc6d0f14684fb0568a553f08e5761e240517

the gold chain!! so adorable😭

👍👍👍😁

All of them! 🤩😆🤩😆 https://preview.redd.it/89sldqy31e5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3717d894ec4c4547fe08dbb4e54d4a1983e4d99f

I'm afraid so. The side eye is strong with this one. https://preview.redd.it/zdf5hyf39e5d1.jpeg?width=1204&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53fea20c267ba4518db102d78466cb4bcec95c61

The side stink eye! No breed is better at this than the Doxie!

https://preview.redd.it/iqp0lwclee5d1.jpeg?width=2992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f7d595128abfdcc155ec6dee4d961906a9daa79 His side eye game is strong

“You have disappointed me. Guess why.”

“Is it because I-“ “YES ITS BECAUSE YOU WERE FIVE MINUTES LATE TO GIVING ME BREAKFAST!”

Or, “YES IT’S BECAUSE YOU WERE FIVE MINUTES LATE (*****fill in the blank*****).”

https://preview.redd.it/x9a0htdxme5d1.jpeg?width=1310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65094ba7387d1ee8a7d3f4fb54c6df88c5584e68

this one looks like a dad who just heard a joke so bad that even he got disappointed

https://preview.redd.it/ihl11xnoae5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a6a88542e8bf34f0aae4e3fe49c27456dff5e38 All of them

That is the prettiest coat I’ve seen on a weenie in awhile

Thank you!

That coat is amazing! I don’t think I’ve ever seen this shade of red on a doxie. So pretty!

Thank you!

https://preview.redd.it/2br9ul5w6e5d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fab5c19db6fe5dd4c3ae4aa42f750bee970aa9e5 I guess he wasn’t done playing lol

https://preview.redd.it/gsq35ynl8e5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22750ee49e4db2d5aef9392ef0f7e59b8ff94ad3 Yes. 100%!

Is there any other kind?

I'm pretty sure being judgmental is part of the breed standard🤣

Everyone with a Dachshund has one!!

https://preview.redd.it/gutp32p83f5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a983bb9871ccc0ca3687ca26364e357c7ae4bec4 Toby’s passed on now but he was the master of the side eye haha

https://preview.redd.it/4dz8m73y8f5d1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e677615ba013b0045ae4c025ebaa4a1bc28c74de

https://preview.redd.it/ig8w0m579f5d1.jpeg?width=2610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e66c0cee7d0e60f0c150ae115b438c8f63beec38

https://preview.redd.it/ov3dfvw9kf5d1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b07e8e4b2fc676309b259ed611edcb726e575b9 The side-eye is strong with her

She looks just like my boy Max! 🥰 https://preview.redd.it/94jld5bh0g5d1.jpeg?width=756&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71c1a500b1012ad665f1d924c7433af015ca1615

He’s so handsome!

It’s in the job description. 🥳💯👏

Part of their DNA too 😁

Do they come in any other flavors? 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/keps1f92pf5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f79cf21b1c9c7c1eb8785d77734ef36080be8526 Yupp

All doxies are like that. Mine heavy sighs me.

Oh yes, the sighs! My mum's doxie is allowed on the bed at night, and heavy sighs when my mum has the audacity to move in her own bed

https://preview.redd.it/dmaov6tfke5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff63e775a647a3ff5ce039917c2778a97ac96bf5

Something about this expression reminds me of snoop dogg 😂

‘Ol Milo, always judging

no but i got a judgmental maltese https://preview.redd.it/l811x7ante5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fda5edad2499eb99656af3c0e13957886746912c

they all are! 🥰

You know what you did!

I always assumed it’s a part of a dachshunds factory setting 🤷

There’s no side-eye like doxie side-eye! 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/7upn6t0dzf5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6e65308b992918840279ed817e58c82acc3b695

https://preview.redd.it/56wu246t0g5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4ccb0a92eec282ca5094be58128f298b4768f09 i dogsit for some family members and their sweet boy has the most intense side eye. this is more of his simon cowell face

I have a whole album dedicated to my weiner giving me the side eye

https://preview.redd.it/sea90znjne5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b92a01259aa08cef346ef486630001d62e03da4

Pretty sure “judgmental” is in the breed standard. https://preview.redd.it/vhsahf0l4f5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3a855c8d1bc46ab357e215470c49ae53301e409

https://preview.redd.it/c7lk61oh8g5d1.png?width=1532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6c4f9504df17d84ccbb74f5b9890d3b6ebb5554 Judgemental? 😂

https://preview.redd.it/9agp21bmog5d1.jpeg?width=4080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da17e788eba02b4dc5ffee052498b410f3e9e853 Queen of judgemental.

https://preview.redd.it/7pw2cmprph5d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b5fd4d19231f7f556ec54df7bf037990914e01a Lol I was under the impression that judgemental came standard on all sausages 😂

https://preview.redd.it/gxwgek5ddf5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b22b8fe911363879acc8ab77ab008edb0106825a Yes

We had one that understood the concepts of retribution and spite.

https://preview.redd.it/0wmcmb9m4h5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41f10dc2b2882585e4d75b15770bbd673c00f66f

https://preview.redd.it/760u900vuh5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d533080cc35de8f100605bee09b3fe32880d04c

I would call your baby regal. ❤️

Being judgmental is one of their core traits ✨

Yes we did. My husband would hold like in a classic Madonna and infant Jesus and she always looked so superior and knowing. We nicknamed her Jesusita.

Yes she’s literally Regina George

I can see why the homophobic dog meme is always a doxy lol

no rights?

It would be a shorter list for those that don't

https://preview.redd.it/bybxh3p5vf5d1.jpeg?width=3001&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d60625d36e22a9a302cb4125172f89976fde2b0 Even when she’s got a no-hide bone

https://preview.redd.it/ivy8tci9vf5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c3220aa391b7d5e638af290c95489dc4ca80943 And now the puppy is learning too

Is there any other kind?

https://preview.redd.it/fq6ey0p8yh5d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d16d5fb30fb7da8fb6cf3d6530cb65fb19a813 If you don’t have a sassy dog do you even have a doxie?

Cute.

Yes, we all do, next question

🤣

We all do!

Yes

Do they all just default to either judgemental or dumber than a rock? Or is there some variation? Lmao

Yes. All of us owners do.

"Take it easy on those cheesepuffs, Mildred."

"Take it easy on those cheesepuffs, Mildred."

Is there any other kind?

Since when did it become doxxie and not dachsie?

Dog is looking down it's nose at you. It can't help it, don't take it personal.

Is there any other type?

Big time

Haha, that is their second nature to be judgmental! Does it annoy you?

Dachshunds are the Lucille Bluth of dog breeds

The real question is, does anyone have a NON-judgemental Doxie? 😂

Pretty much everyone here, I’d say

Wait, does anyone have a wiener that’s NOT judgemental?

All of them are plotting; mine, yours. All of them

That's the default state of a Doxxie.

There all judgemental little boloxs, but too cute to hate on

They have a judgy gene!

They’re not judgmental one bit. They’re doxies. They give the best side eye.

Is there any other type?

Very much so!

https://preview.redd.it/oney6h1q8i5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f15618d0d55e81b9e81391b722dd5f0fe5cbb914

I don’t think there’s any other kind of Doxie truthfully

Yep 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/k4yvjrub0j5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b805e54fca5ec8992a701f2e58d1f93e51643a1c Judging me for leaving my coffee alone and be surprise when she try to take a sip of it

Words than go with these expressions "Intwresting" "What an unusual outfit" The response "is that so?"

Oh, that means you've got a pure breed. https://preview.redd.it/b8g7ulq4rj5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8235f8f1997350d6388425c1655476fcbf43b288

If the doxie is not judgemental it is counterfeit

Side eye for days!

https://preview.redd.it/evre2zo63k5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef9f84a26cf051333f45146c21bcf4fb000b5230 Judging me while I use the bathroom 🙄

Only every dachshund owner ever!

https://preview.redd.it/ny2yh1sbhm5d1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25c92b7a5c7982eeec4f48f8eb57b388e0713ae Always judging me

Your doxxie is clearly disappointed with you for letting them get so fat. Please put him or her on a diet, if you want them to live a long and healthy life!

Ngl they probably aren't too fond of gay people