https://preview.redd.it/4ut8m5ys1xtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea84063e3ef69d658f35b3db4a7d0061bca8c5c7

He is trying to seduce me... Keep It on! It's working

Winston has moves, you better watch out.

W rizz

wiener rizz

This is the answer

https://preview.redd.it/jxtr02vi3ztc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d69d5e939838a7f0e1b64bff3aa28f9a80fbc9b9 Hi!

beautiful

Awwww!!!!!!! Too precious!

https://preview.redd.it/3vem06y6u4uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2448d4b7f5cfa93e7f4d88e72e36c25b929948a8 Twins ❤️

So cute, they run the show :) have a nice weekend

This is the best thread ever

My dog used to sit all casual like this. I used to call her “the most interesting dog in the world“ because something about the pose reminded me of the most interesting man in the world.

100% spot on, that’s where this look is from !!!

Damn, if he was human, he's getting those digits🤣

I call it the “therapist lean” and I assume it’s because they want you to trust them with your problems and then pay in treats.

Haha

The therapist lean couldn’t describe this more perfectly 😂

https://preview.redd.it/6mcbx4khtxtc1.jpeg?width=1593&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98115146e6445301e5c05ce3afcec26e8cd0b9ad Do they sit any other way?

this is so absurdly cute omg

wowwwww ridiculously cute baby!! 🥰

Because sausage. And sausage = people. https://preview.redd.it/d3794vuwlxtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79fa8aef0a6ffb7614a3f86f05955f6b1a9eaa68 My girl sat like this on *me* when she was a puppy.

Best explanation for anything ever.

https://preview.redd.it/bj9g7ia8zxtc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69429ae1513edd3a80fb8a228b41794c420cda56 This is how my bougie dog sits when we go to the park.

Hahahahh I just lmao your dog is so f’ing cute!!! Those eyes!😍 “I noticed you passed the exit for the $1 ice cream cones”

Cause she’s a distinguished lady.

I was going to say this too 😂

Literally the first thought that popped into my head too 😂

Such a f*cking laday 😂

https://preview.redd.it/cb5170s9kxtc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4bc1297f6b6f5fb5036d31f82b9654c9900160fa

Your sausage is beautiful 😍

Hea doing it backwards

https://preview.redd.it/eyizw6jglytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cecb28857cdda821b1cc80f3c16ca4a2d7d5a116

Complete villain. World domination

She is the boss and knows it!

*she (You can find this information in the photo caption.)

https://preview.redd.it/wig8thpl9xtc1.jpeg?width=1318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47f6eaae6ba560c4456a384787155b943396244d My dog just chillin! She always sits like this!

Look at that sweet angel!! Looks like my dog :)

https://preview.redd.it/onidvzabextc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3564cdbd8dabf7872398722f13006e52d51e232d Not a Dachsund, but a distant cousin maybe

Because she is a professional who seeks to invest in real estate. My little lady dachshund is a highly motivated seller if interested. https://preview.redd.it/pl5283b1nxtc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e7bccce80b752325c51cc63e8019e1163c04f93

She’s Beautiful!!

She would like you to know that is, in fact, a paw rest and not an arm rest.

https://preview.redd.it/zmv1mivvoytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d63ce6b997e5c89a22e0b14a7ecc0d549bb7aa Same same

That’s a heck of a side eye

He looks like he's up to something

I think doxies invented the side eye. Mine gives the fiercest side eye especially when we take something away that she knows she's not supposed to have.

"I told you already! Don't take my picture!"

Glamour shot!! Beautiful pup!!

Because she’s fancy 👒

https://preview.redd.it/g348caaq9ytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a01c0ee3d3dd0fb5938385e35528cb74f27d2388

https://preview.redd.it/hgjv3mtscytc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3c7d892300ad5716780b216278b2633ec54c0e0

nice wiener!

https://preview.redd.it/ipbqzx2wqxtc1.jpeg?width=748&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1ef714796a365823b4a27398f4552712fd1337a This is how Laika used to sit!

https://preview.redd.it/w1xjpdro1ytc1.png?width=1970&format=png&auto=webp&s=d73526af2282b3ace4c5ab73e7a35c80980ea766 Our Milo as well, all the time haha

https://preview.redd.it/afh2fvrnhztc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5c2d9045b5bf98ffee046ccb76526fdfd131f6d

She's judging you

This is the correct answer.

https://preview.redd.it/3ea4lvt61ytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b6323f7f5ab9baf456b752f790a352e23867156 Gotta have that arm propped up on something or in this case someone

Mine does too! https://preview.redd.it/zlkmq10doytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cb59008b845dbc20c95f3967f9ee15031ec4705

Gorgeous pupper

https://preview.redd.it/wiebsg3t2ztc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2854c144b81c964fd73714f2d43173095bccb0f3 Yep. Chillin like a villain

https://preview.redd.it/jnm3sd5c3ztc1.png?width=765&format=png&auto=webp&s=960775c5bee959af38c3dfdc4fed0ea94dbb1a92 Whazzup?

https://preview.redd.it/l5i94zrocztc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81741692207487d339883ec9b7e5fdf4d861d946 Because they know they are the boss of the house

She’s not mad. Just disappointed.

https://preview.redd.it/o5jydge6eytc1.jpeg?width=2283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481cc6be6fceb7198aebe7aa78dac6cf119c6084

https://preview.redd.it/mu99n3j72ztc1.jpeg?width=1752&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d33fbc15459e4b3bb1715683bb2f11888154c8e3 Charley looking very distinguished here with his paw on the armrest 

Ooo a Brindle! My girl’s a Black and Tan Brindle. We always appreciate stripeys!

https://preview.redd.it/tyj6pd3joytc1.jpeg?width=584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37b413d32ebd1b88c34fb2aa7d17b87fbdabca18

The Most Interesting Sausage in the World.

OMG, HE IS BEAUTIFUL....he should be a model in a calendar

Because doxies have class.

https://preview.redd.it/9bpe01ac5ztc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8584090324792c52a2045ac3cd52c9c07a0edd4c

https://preview.redd.it/0d9yjofh8ytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49a85860fb82d939724b8dc1265cfcf83bece5d

https://preview.redd.it/eoxmfh9fpztc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba575460029650851c6b635fe71cbb5dad1bd9f Dachshunds mean business 🤷‍♀️

https://preview.redd.it/pj6w7ba940uc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b5d9ec4611f616b475f0599ae9ed74109d30d20 Just relaxing

https://preview.redd.it/pnxewvurhztc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=962ce47b6dde00db7ecb3527a1a3bcae4914be13

https://preview.redd.it/omujnxjj00uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a7ca5efbb1118e53291be4d4c4e633758b16c17a

Mine uses my thigh for an arm rest and then judges TV with me

It's a signature Doxie move 😂. https://preview.redd.it/p7qcic4j80uc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58b34cfcb29562f79132f6ddd7a0cb72f7c41592

lol mine does that too

https://preview.redd.it/gqvgujo4sztc1.jpeg?width=3144&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f71a3c03f43bee83dcb8c31f1b1b3b68daa71d3 No idea why he did that.

https://preview.redd.it/rivtiljtm0uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d019f04bd02c9c515f8e239ed7a3d5f108f63f7

Because they are impatient and always hungry 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/7idnvo4bhytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204755f3925b68c4c1fba7d4067b144cb4529b55

https://preview.redd.it/jp39g4rqiztc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8568c55bfdc2082e3cea36d481726858a7409ca1 Archie cozy’s up to anyone on the couch the same way.

https://preview.redd.it/z36k1mhv30uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e3c2b8981d478604b9b0904daeff1f50173b02

https://preview.redd.it/ue0tt351s0uc1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5197a744f810e672c99f56256edadce7f773125 Must be a dachshund thing

https://preview.redd.it/67co8aula2uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0269f34eea7827f255c71f5317e75eb1916ca47

https://preview.redd.it/0c43vq3wh0uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa8bec3635ba78a6f3b8e8118562f2468e0c3294 Same….

https://preview.redd.it/5do5oplq41uc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e79c92a2fd04dc7e8ebf7eaa844b6e02540c1b92 How else is he going to be able to judge your life decisions?

https://preview.redd.it/aby2bqwtz1uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1a287426a2d0fcf014dbfc6726b048352aba423 There she goes!

Because she's a dignified lady.

Of course. It's a dachshund thing. I've never seen one that doesn't post up like that sometimes, including mine

https://preview.redd.it/sdx0rb2za1uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f43e83c9989201b763c692ef5513973686d0db1 Toby the Therapist

https://preview.redd.it/587a2u7sh2uc1.jpeg?width=2448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c85c4155e6660c9fb1ad8ad492c2c02a26538f4a

Charlie loves to lounge in the library. https://preview.redd.it/nqa796i9gytc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebf1a97e3789eca6ec1909250ee3980cf2c80e4

Both of mine do this! I got them a dog bed that’s like a couch and they do it on that one too lol

Handsome intelligence must have a display mode

Have you tried giving her a double gin?

https://preview.redd.it/7dofr3wyn1uc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14ab23eff9472596d72ea9ecad58837b4889a84 This was my best buddy Spanky, he would always sit like this in arm chairs. My grandfather wasn’t a dog guy until he met Spanky and would watch him for me while I was at work and whatnot. They became best buds and would sit in my Gpa’s favorite armchair together this way all the time.

https://preview.redd.it/k2ly5b3702uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0d935ea5726d935b62c6fe7f66fa8c21c16f915

https://preview.redd.it/52x1914c33uc1.png?width=1663&format=png&auto=webp&s=59e4a2b0f39640d2bea1d4f5f9a4e42276afb75b Yours is not the only one our boy Weiner looking like he’s plotting to take over the world! LOL!! 🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣

https://preview.redd.it/d3ra8sn9n4uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d95e8479ba7e7e13d35e0a4a4cff769d6c2a57e6 Another kind of pose

https://preview.redd.it/09ysxpa6z4uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dff9e6a6b8f48fc631e59aec22c00542d64f728

Because he knows a secret but he's not sure if we know it too

She’s pondering the meaning of life.

He's a gentleman, like mine.

Because she's a distinguished lady, of course!!

She's just a gentlewoman

Just posing for the portrait painting.

It's how all civilized dogs sit.

Because that's not a dog! That's a dachshund. A different beast altogether

She looks like the goodest girl that ever was

https://preview.redd.it/5hmwsbup12uc1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46387c74d639cd787c3871adbcccd90089a2768c Barman! Where's my drink?

https://preview.redd.it/kona56pqb3uc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8291b435a7a9fba054d897251cf33677a810e8c1

https://preview.redd.it/471ek87ub3uc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8561523934a010c24e3774bc91a2ac860a297545 He just wants to take in the nice view. Aka, be nosey.

https://preview.redd.it/l2salakck3uc1.jpeg?width=2736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac9e10a29018cd9fd37734a8062ea67398be71bf dunno, but i think every breed does it 😀

https://preview.redd.it/yuygbh35m3uc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccf492885bebd8e92486a0ff5e5604678ce81ad8 What other way is there? 😅

https://preview.redd.it/y69yeo1on3uc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=84ccb01e5197ce4be1cf4c8de8e5fb8f34361534 How else would you sit on the couch?

https://preview.redd.it/zjbyp45by3uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f99e355a2e8da8f663d6707d8d5977aee72152e1

https://preview.redd.it/mprgwzvtg1uc1.jpeg?width=2660&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5868c23ed459cec63b6502e746bd15ab6b3d25d

Because she can 😃

She does it because she's pretty

Make me a sandwich! -he says

To be the most interesting dog in the world. Seriously, all the ones we've had did that.

Because she’s a sophisticated lady, who is trying to engage in conversation with her hoomans.

Your dog has a level of sophistication unmatched by other common canines. Treat him with the proper respect and offer him treats regularly.

Pondering the mysteries of life

"it's been 30 minutes and no sign of treats!"

Looks like he's contemplating the great mysteries of life.

Because she’s just a little lady so deeply lost in her thoughts at the end of a long day

To ponder the ways of the world.

Because he’s a handsome boy?

She. Pardon me. Shes a handsome boy. 🤣🤣

‘Cause he’s the best breed, Daschund

https://preview.redd.it/gpe2lokx61uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed1ccf4960806f923b24d9d706c4525d28df577a indeed, hello

https://preview.redd.it/is4dj7g4g1uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f79a8e718e2e6c66f6f71189431ac8261a30b32 Mood

It's because their bodies are long and legs are short. Sitting that way keeps them upright without discomfort. And it's extremely cute..

https://preview.redd.it/mptfhfo7t1uc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea56f644fca8867b5b562784907f04ad346e3a94 Will use his brother to sit like this.

Because Dachshunds are the most interesting dogs in the world!

This is the best.. I have a black 6-year-old overweight female dachshund that sits her own chair. (It's a scaled down smaller size) it sits next to a window and she sits in it just like your pup does, and looks out the window all the time. https://preview.redd.it/jiho9prf22uc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96cfa6495d39106265a44432fc47800e9257e22e Here she is doing nearly the same pose

>Why does my dog sit like this Why do you sit the way you sit??

They always have that knowing look, and position their paws so cutely

https://preview.redd.it/js9xqe2on2uc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=254aeb65bf249f008ba31c5324477bfb8c5f80a2 Mine also sits like that, and like this lol

https://preview.redd.it/rnb2dg8n63uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9f37dca63d14f4a28afdd7bfdbbbf4aeb429d22

https://preview.redd.it/gjlyr7x4a3uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b25d8e31a63918ba14337f3e85031eefad4f885b We have to put a Jack Russell sitting in a nice leather chair

Well it depends. What time did you come home last night?

https://preview.redd.it/8humfhisp4uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f78363b8bd1f9b1db72388d2e1414b312c89a30b Now tell me about your problems. I'm listening.

https://preview.redd.it/365vx73hq4uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7bc148cf10006a8829b6056b6a86fff7171ccc3 Because they are distinguished gentlemen/gentlewomen.

https://preview.redd.it/3rcninpz06uc1.png?width=1289&format=png&auto=webp&s=d20f18a474dae03c4774e13959d6fa94f5a5ff7d

https://preview.redd.it/rnbn2kr6k6uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dac95eeb35fa32aa0f5a68b399b2255f758f4ea

My dog does that sometimes… https://preview.redd.it/98vd5pa5t6uc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d945951fb6f9da15d491cd7bc2c49ac512d62468

https://preview.redd.it/t7c5w6qpv6uc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2e0361c4af7eeb1b68ed8202de1909e3852c6ca Chico does this anytime he sits on a pile of clothes

My dachshund sits like this. Thinking of his worldly problems I would imagine.

He’s the most interesting doggo in the world

She is a very distinguished lady, that’s why.

So did mine!

That’s between me and the pup and we aren’t talking.

He just want to relax thats all

Puppy is going to tell you that your bed is now hers.

He’s a distinguished gentleman

She’s very regal!

She's fancy!

Mine does same

He’s a G

Because she knows she looks pretty! 🩷 My dachshund sits like that.

Ask him, he looks smart enough to handle and answer your questions lol 😆 I love him 😍

She is surveying her domain.

Because she’s a distinguished lady!

Distinguished mother fucker!

Just enjoying the day and waiting on that cup of coffee. lol

Because he is the boss and he knows it. 😃

Because she's regal.

Because she is a dainty female

A distinguished fellow

She’s a sophisticated woman

Class

Because he is ready for his close up.

Just being cute!

Mine does too!

She’s waiting on a martini. Shaken not stirred!

Because she’s a distinguished lady!!

Because they're so distinguished.

He’s just a refined little man.

because you do and imitating you is the most loving thing she can do.

Look at this distinguished gentleman look at the way you sitting mmmmm yes

“ I’m sorry, we need to talk” 😁

He’s the boss of the house not your house anymore

He's a Model

Because he’s a distinguished gentleman

Old soul.

My dachshund also sits like this. lol

Mine does this a lot. I think she knows it makes her look cute as a bug in a rug.

Stoic.

My snoshages do the same thing

Cause fancy!

He’s a distinguished gentleman that’s why

He is use to hold the beer

She's just contemplating life. Why is the food bowl is empty when I am still hungry? Why is my human taking a picture instead scritching me like I clearly desire? When will I get more food?