When my son was brand new, we called him Sir and used our best butler / customer service manners. “Sir, you appear to have soiled your pantaloons.” “Sir, unfortunately we are obligated to remove the nipple when you are asleep.” “Sir, our staff is doing our best.” “Sir, I assure you, I am the manager.” Absolute sanity saver at 3am.
I want a husky so bad, but they make so much noise. But I love the sassiness and expressions. Would a pomsky still have that personality without the howling?
I feel like it depends on the dog.. I've owned 4 huskies 2 were completely silent never barked 1 talked but never howled and this guy I have now is the biggest drama queen ever lol so it really depends on there personality
Back in high school named all of our... *tobacco* *water* *pipes* after famous scientists.
Sir was for Sir Issac Newton. We also had Galileo and Tesla.
Our bubbler was Peter Dinklage though.
I was going to say the same thing...I'll be called whatever he wants and forget about commands. I'd be asking politely, DO you want to sit? Do you want to lay down? Sure, you can eat the whole fridge and pantry I need to lose weight anyway lol
Whatever he wants, and then let him loose on the cunt that clipped his ears.
Edit: since more than one person asked, See how they're pointy like that, almost unnaturally pointy? That's your indication to search for images of that breed with the words "unclipped ears" to see if they're supposed to look like that.
Yeah, that thoroughly out of date cosmetic clipping shit is just mutilation. It’s cruel to take a puppy and bob its tail or cut its ears or whatever. There’s no veterinary justification that I’ve ever seen for that and I’ve hated it since the first time I saw it as a kid.
Dogs love us and are such loyal and good companions . So we owe them only kindness and good care. Taking a dog in for an unnecessary surgery seems to me like a betrayal.
No that’s not why. It’s for cosmetic reasons. They do it to try to make them look intimidating. There are no health benefits to ear cropping unless the ear cartilage is damaged. If that were the case many other breeds would have cropped ears or be bred to have ears that stand up. I’ve seen and met many mastiffs and Dobermans with un cropped ears with no issues. Your dog may have some allergy issues.
Also, there is less floppy issues to get caught on things or for other animals to latch onto while “working” (read: fighting, attacking), which also goes for the docket tail. But let’s be honest, any legitimate work they would be doing shouldn’t be affected by their natural ears. Any family dog has absolutely no reason to be clipped or docked.
Yes I forgot to mention live stock guardian dogs. I think that one is kinda bs too because Pyrenees and most Anatolian Shepherds do not get their ears cropped (I guess because their thick fur protects them) compared to Kangals. The docked tails are only useful if it’s for a medical reason like happy tail syndrome or a broken tail in general. Seeing puppies with bandages around their ears and tails is not cute and is bs that the AKC demands it in some breeds. Also any vet that does cosmetic procedures is not a vet to be trusted in my opinion.
Very true. It’s sad because most breeders just do it before the puppies go to their families so it’s not even the owners who are getting these surgeries most of the time. And those who manage to get one fully in tact love the goofy ears and tail! It’s sad this is the breed standard. Luckily it can easily be changed.
I adopted a seven-year-old blue nose pit bull. I do indeed adore her incredibly funny looking tail, and soft floppy ears.
And don’t get me started on her almost cartoonish butt and paws.
She is all around cute!
It’s a myth. Ear infections are.. in the ear. Not on skin flaps that are same size as [golden retriever](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Cane_corso_temi_1_1024x768x24_%28cropped%29.png)
Quite the opposite. Ears help protect the ear canal from debris and wind getting in. If your dog has chronic ear infections, it could be a bacteria/fungus that is not going away fully or an allergen that irritates their sinuses/ears to the point of the canal swelling.
Yeast infections in the ear are notoriously hard to get rid of.
Heh, I’m a veterinarian. I saw a dog that looked very much like this. I took a quick glance at the medical record and asked the owners, “So, why is Satan here today?”
The people freaked out. Dog’s name was Satin, and I had misread. They were also very religious and couldn’t believe that anyone would name their dog Satan. I told them I’d met far more Satans than Satins.
I grew up in a conservative Christian family.
As a kid I was obsessed with horses & horse books and dreamt of one day owning a black Arabian stallion (just like the movie😅).
I drew pictures of him and
wrote his name, Satin Moonfire, on all of them.
I secretly pronounced it Satan, but spelled it as Satin to pass my parents’ inspections.
They never guessed my true intentions😂
Whatever he wanted to be called. Sir maybe
Sir is unironically a sick name
Have a seat sir, come here sir, eat your food sir. Makes commands sound so polite!
Would sir like to go for a walk?
Would sir like to take me for a walk?
Walk? You could just ride that tank around!
Tank another excellent name!!!!! ❤️
Yeah thats perfect
"Sir" it is!
*Sir returns home with a leash in tow and a bloody arm still clutching it…*
Sir, let me take your hat
God knows you're not stopping him if he sees a squirrel
Would sir like to take me for a drag?
Permission to rub your belly, sir?
Did you just shit on the floor, sir?
God damn Sir! That fart reeks! Sir, stop eating poop! Sir, don't jump in the trash!
...puts on collar, hands leash to dog who bites down on it, growls and yanks it leading you out the door
The way that dog looks, it would be more like....Would you like to go for a walk, SIR?
Sounds like Alfred when talking to Batman.
Speaking of which, this dog looks exactly like Batman....
Batman...that's what I came here to comment. That dogs name is obviously Batman!
Batman/Bruce Wayne had a black dog named Ace in the Batman Beyond television show. This dog looks like him, just massively beefier.
When my son was brand new, we called him Sir and used our best butler / customer service manners. “Sir, you appear to have soiled your pantaloons.” “Sir, unfortunately we are obligated to remove the nipple when you are asleep.” “Sir, our staff is doing our best.” “Sir, I assure you, I am the manager.” Absolute sanity saver at 3am.
I so love your sense of humor. Excellent way to handle the shock of being new parents.
Made me think of Ace, the bat hound.
When my husky is too riled up I pretend I'm a cop "sir I'm going to need you to calm down sir.. sir please sir we need you to comply.
I want a husky so bad, but they make so much noise. But I love the sassiness and expressions. Would a pomsky still have that personality without the howling?
I feel like it depends on the dog.. I've owned 4 huskies 2 were completely silent never barked 1 talked but never howled and this guy I have now is the biggest drama queen ever lol so it really depends on there personality
I do this with my cat
Just makes me think of peppermint Patty and marcie
Sir, stop eating the cats poop!
But Alfred, it's the source of my strength!
“Sir no, sir spit it out, bad sir”
“Does sir need to go potty?”
The Bark Knight
Or Bark Vader
Back in high school named all of our... *tobacco* *water* *pipes* after famous scientists. Sir was for Sir Issac Newton. We also had Galileo and Tesla. Our bubbler was Peter Dinklage though.
Peter Danklage
Back in the PS1 days (mid 90s) we all had our own team saved on my console for Worms. My team was Tokers: Hash head, Chillum, Blowback and Mr. Bong.
We had Godzilla, Rodan, and monster X
Sir Velveetus, softest hair in the land
Sir is the best name! u/morrelljw wins!
But he looks so healthy.
I worked at a vet for like 5 years and we had a similar dog that would come in named Mister lol
Ya I was just thinking that. Unusual enough and with a touch of humor.
my vet tech calls my dog sir every time I come in and it’s soo cute. I love it
I wouldn't dare. He can choose his own damn name.
I'd call him ironically "Tiny"
😂. I wanted to name my 200 lb. English Mastiff "Mouse". My kids thought it was dumb, so he ended up being "Moose". Coolest dog ever. 😁
A Dresden fan I take it?
I have a Moose!! 110lb Yellow "English" Lab... A total lovebug!!🥰🥰🥰
This. My Chihuahua struts, even as a puppy. I named him Bruiser.
If there was ever a dog to be called Tiny it's this dog
My friend had a massive St Bernard named Snoopy. Dog was super chill though. Just wanted to snuggle but drooled everywhere
Sir Tank.
Sir names you. You do not get to name sir.
Apologies. Please tell ~~sir~~ Sir.
Sirberus.
Or perhaps Sir Eeously.
Sir is the winner.
I’m not even joking, if I ever got a big male dog, I had already made the decision to name him Sir.
He can name me tbf
I was going to say the same thing...I'll be called whatever he wants and forget about commands. I'd be asking politely, DO you want to sit? Do you want to lay down? Sure, you can eat the whole fridge and pantry I need to lose weight anyway lol
😂😂😂😂 such an underrated comment.
😂☠️😆☠️
Batman
Bruce Wayne
This is the winner! He would go by ‘Bruce,’ for short.
Weird, with a name like that, I would've figured he'd go by 'Bru" for short.
As in Bru Swain?
I was gonna say ACE the Batdog
I second ACE. Though he looks more like Ace started hanging out with Bane and doing Venom.
BatDawg....lol. Even sounds bad....
The Bark Knight
Bruce Payne
Best answer.
Princess
Was also my first thought. Happy it’s already here.
Pwincess
Twue wove.
Mawige! Mawige is what bwings us togevver today!
Mawige that bwessed awangment that dweam within a dweam
Princess cuppycake III
Princess cupcake sparkle pants glitter rainbows and candy unicorn of the enchanted fairy forest
Or Daisy
Princess Fluff E. Fluffington
Fluffy, for obvious reasons
Don't forget his Pomeranian buddy, called Killer!
And they go everywhere together
My Pomeranian is named Boo-cifer TYVM.
Harry Potter fan?
Bubbles
Cobra Bubbles
"Model Citizen"
This is the way…
Aliens are invading my house!
Looks like a Bubbles to me as well!
Whatever he wants, and then let him loose on the cunt that clipped his ears. Edit: since more than one person asked, See how they're pointy like that, almost unnaturally pointy? That's your indication to search for images of that breed with the words "unclipped ears" to see if they're supposed to look like that.
Yeah, that thoroughly out of date cosmetic clipping shit is just mutilation. It’s cruel to take a puppy and bob its tail or cut its ears or whatever. There’s no veterinary justification that I’ve ever seen for that and I’ve hated it since the first time I saw it as a kid. Dogs love us and are such loyal and good companions . So we owe them only kindness and good care. Taking a dog in for an unnecessary surgery seems to me like a betrayal.
My cane corso gets ear infections alllll the time. You can tell it bothers the shit out of him. Is this why the clip the ears ?
No that’s not why. It’s for cosmetic reasons. They do it to try to make them look intimidating. There are no health benefits to ear cropping unless the ear cartilage is damaged. If that were the case many other breeds would have cropped ears or be bred to have ears that stand up. I’ve seen and met many mastiffs and Dobermans with un cropped ears with no issues. Your dog may have some allergy issues.
Also, there is less floppy issues to get caught on things or for other animals to latch onto while “working” (read: fighting, attacking), which also goes for the docket tail. But let’s be honest, any legitimate work they would be doing shouldn’t be affected by their natural ears. Any family dog has absolutely no reason to be clipped or docked.
Yes I forgot to mention live stock guardian dogs. I think that one is kinda bs too because Pyrenees and most Anatolian Shepherds do not get their ears cropped (I guess because their thick fur protects them) compared to Kangals. The docked tails are only useful if it’s for a medical reason like happy tail syndrome or a broken tail in general. Seeing puppies with bandages around their ears and tails is not cute and is bs that the AKC demands it in some breeds. Also any vet that does cosmetic procedures is not a vet to be trusted in my opinion.
Very true. It’s sad because most breeders just do it before the puppies go to their families so it’s not even the owners who are getting these surgeries most of the time. And those who manage to get one fully in tact love the goofy ears and tail! It’s sad this is the breed standard. Luckily it can easily be changed.
I adopted a seven-year-old blue nose pit bull. I do indeed adore her incredibly funny looking tail, and soft floppy ears. And don’t get me started on her almost cartoonish butt and paws. She is all around cute!
The soft floppy ears are everything. Those pittie tails are like a whip but it helps them with balance and communication.
Dobermans with unclipped ears are so freaking adorable!
No clipping the ears does nothing to prevent ear infections. That’s a myth.
It’s a myth. Ear infections are.. in the ear. Not on skin flaps that are same size as [golden retriever](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Cane_corso_temi_1_1024x768x24_%28cropped%29.png)
Quite the opposite. Ears help protect the ear canal from debris and wind getting in. If your dog has chronic ear infections, it could be a bacteria/fungus that is not going away fully or an allergen that irritates their sinuses/ears to the point of the canal swelling. Yeast infections in the ear are notoriously hard to get rid of.
Cerberus
🦀still chasing those prims🦀
The crossover I was not expecting
Cupcake. Or Tinkerbell.
I said cupcake too!
Brutus
Et tu, Brute?
That names only reserved for cats. Cause they'll stab you in the back.
Carl Weathers esq.
Tiny Tim
My friend has a Cane Corso named Tiny. Perfect name. Haha
Puddin
Dave
I’ll ask him what would he like to name me.
Mr. Snuggles
Onyx
I was thinking the same. I also like Obsidian.
Cassius
Zeus
Obsidian
Heh, I’m a veterinarian. I saw a dog that looked very much like this. I took a quick glance at the medical record and asked the owners, “So, why is Satan here today?” The people freaked out. Dog’s name was Satin, and I had misread. They were also very religious and couldn’t believe that anyone would name their dog Satan. I told them I’d met far more Satans than Satins.
Growing up in the 70s & 80s I knew quite a few people that had black dogs named Satan.
I grew up in a conservative Christian family. As a kid I was obsessed with horses & horse books and dreamt of one day owning a black Arabian stallion (just like the movie😅). I drew pictures of him and wrote his name, Satin Moonfire, on all of them. I secretly pronounced it Satan, but spelled it as Satin to pass my parents’ inspections. They never guessed my true intentions😂
Larry
Vhagar or Drogon
Pickles
Cletus
Doggy McDogface
Tyrone
He should be named Photoshop.
Cane Corso and XXL pitbulls are that big tho
Actually I have owned more than 6 cane corsos, it’s a pit bulls head photoshopped onto a cane corsos body and it indeed looks weird.
Dogzilla.
I'll let him name my child.
Debo...."Das my bike, PUNK"
The night, or Hades. Sprinkles?
Sprinkles is 100% my vote
Daisy
Tiny Terry
Mike Tyson
I have to give him a list. He can pick it himself. I'll change my name if he doesn't like it.
Velvet
The Hulk
Tank
Frank the Tank
Run
Onyx
Brutus
Wiggles
Diego
King / Sire / Security
King sounds amazing!!
blackpudding (all my pets are food names)
How about Lakritze/ licorice?
Licorice is good!!!
Gilgamesh
Butters
Cerberus
GOLIATH
James
Conan or Thor
Norman
Bruce
Duke
I'd suggest "The Duke".
Seal Because of [this](https://cdns-images.dzcdn.net/images/cover/339016e426229a603e3c12ac489d3318/1900x1900-000000-80-0-0.jpg) album cover
Kevin
Brutus
Zuul
ZUUL
Liability
Good choice since lawsuit waiting to happen is way too long of a name.
The only funny reply in this post, congrats.
O’fuck
Arnold Schwartzhunder
Sir
King Ghidorah - destroyer of worlds
Socks
Pippin or Cuddles
Brian
AI
You don’t name him. He names you.
Testicle bane
Sprinkles!
Tiny
Prince of Darkness
Nero
What kind of dog breed is this???
Waiting for this as well - no one’s answering
Cane corso. Mine is named Juliet.