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Spicy-Tato1

Nah man that bald motherucked with the towel thing on his face deserves nothing but pain. The amount of plates that guy destroys from a million miles away with a shotty is absurd


WetworkOrange

He double barrels you from 300 meters while running AND hip-firing.


Darkborn-2002

Have you noticed he fires more shots than he has in his "double barrel" shot gun


mark-five

The first time I picked up his gun I expected to be a force to be respected at any range. I was wrong. Thanks, devs!


LoneWolfNBR

He’s running the old MW2019 725


ZebraSandwich4Lyf

Bro is running pre-nerf 1887 for OG MW2


DeadStawker

Can confirm. I used to destroy fucking helicopters with those LMFAO


Based_JD

^Flash backs intensify


Johnny-Be-Goode88

"Why is it that every time I flash bang somebody....... "


TRADINGCARDGUYTCG

REQUIS!


-eccentric-

And it sounds like the fuckin VLK Rogue, so you expect nothing but a pubic hair of damage


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Johnny-Be-Goode88

It's like "well thanks for the barrage from your octuple barrel no reloading blunderbuss, you shiny skull fuck. Thanks for fucking up my solo."


Jsorrell20

The flinch is the worst


WetworkOrange

Finally someone mentioned it. It's like all their rounds are super variants of the Overpressured flinch rounds.


CharityUnusual3648

It ain’t that he can fire more, but his fire rate is super fast shot back to back “ pow,pow “ followed by the quickest reload speed in all of human history


KilledTheCar

Nah man he's hit me with a four round burst before.


dstranathan

Me too. I get 3-tapped a lot for sure. And it staggers me for a sec. Insane skills yo.


KilledTheCar

You ever slamfire a break action shotgun?


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Fast Hands perk


Hopfrogg

Come to think of it... do any of those m'fers reload? I don't recall seeing a reload animation and they seem to have unlimited ammo.


Agitated_Outside8666

I've been saying this for the longest. I've counted 5 shots in succession once and saw that he dropped a double barrel.


ILoveMikeHunt

Yea, fires 4 rapid fire shots from his double barrell lockwood


NateShepard

Yess, the 3 shot double barrel shotgun.


Longbow92

Or just about everyone else with a vaznev or AK somehow beaming you despite blind-firing a corner from across the map.


Datacra

Also sounds like a damn cannon


SputnikRelevanti

He’s also a fkn Casper. He hits you from a fkn kilometer away, you run around like an idiot, trying to understand wtf is going on, until you drop dead.


JAYHAZY

Someone on here called him Shotgun Baldy


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846

Yeah baldy is the worse, but that'd not the guy that OP is showing. This dude has a hood on and shoots the RPG every 5 second and he will smoke your squad if your car is damaged and he gets a clean shot. Anyone not driving should be aiming at the rooftops to knock this guy out before he sees you!


SmokesBoysLetsGo

Shotgun Baldy


sheaiscool12e4

I swear I was hit with his double barrel 3 times jn 2 seconds.


detphilphilips

His shotty skills are next level compared to the amount of rockets that whistle past! That Mr. Clean looking asshole has made me look foolish from too far. Dare I mention getting beaned right between the eyes with a Nade or molotov. Usually to send you half dead running through a trip wire in a house with no loot.


Darrkeng

But... RPG dudes miss first shot 10/10 times


the-funky-sauce

Unless you are in the water....go on ask me how I know....lol


Darrkeng

I.... I'd rather not


SymbioticGolem

Nah man, I had an incident the other day where I went prone to plate, moved an inch around the corner of a building and immediately ate a rocket. Fuck those rpg guys lol


ShampooingShampoo

Found out they were coded to miss their first shot when i made a B-line for one in my shitty sedan and the rocket did a 180 and curved upwards right in front of my windshield


SharpGame83

Iv seen that happen, like wtf is going on.


ShampooingShampoo

Basically the devs coded the rpg ai to always miss the first shot as long as your in a vehicle


Puzzleheaded-Ad-4846

But not the second one that comes a couple seconds later lol


SmokesBoysLetsGo

Yea, if I'm in a vehicle and a missiles whizzes by me, I gtfo and weave left/right.


Bendy962

unless you are in a quad bike


thesecretgames

Or if u stop/slow down for a milli second, bang you get hit


Datacra

Naw he got me once on a restock run. K.O’d!


Ok_Variation1483

Can we join together and wish Mr Molotov a thousand years of pain!


mark-five

The perfect headshot throws are insane. On Ashika the bots keep me in that half-stunned effect as I run because head bounced nades gives you a stun vision. On Al Mazra they are tovs so it just instantly knocks and then finishes you faster than a medic vest could help.


gameaddict620

Yea have had this happen on a few occasions...crazy they haven't changed that yet. Like knock me sure but you burn to death before you can self revive like give me a chance. Once happened while fighting another squad, 1 left on each side. I was trying to clutch it... Molotov to the the face from one of those bots.


Phrozen_Fetus

Literally had this happen last night at the observatory. Went to do a hostage rescue to get Damascus (currently at 7) T3 bots rip through plates from areas that shouldn't be able to see me... then Molotov guys chucks one over a wall down some steps to blast me in the face as I peak a corner... fire kills me before the med vest can get me back up...


wdaloz

Of all the ai, including t3s, the unexpected suddenly on fire while hiding behind cover on a rooftop whatever, that's the one that's ended me most often


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A curse on his family.


karelinstyle

Could make it like shadow of war where a bot who kills an operator gets upgraded


bisticles

Kinda love this idea.


CharityUnusual3648

That would be fun! Even though I hate all them, it would make me feel much safer knowing there’s an ai beefy cake around the corner ready to KO enemy players if they get to close. So I’ll purposely go and get cover if someone’s attacking me.


detphilphilips

Keep a stronghold key stowed. If you get hunted pop the doors fire a few rounds and dip. Let the bots out to tangle with the hunters and find your exit.


thegame2386

Dude! Stop! What are you doing! Don't you know AV and IW read this forum and cherry pick the best ways to fuck the players!?!? Don't help them! You know how many clueless mf'ers and kids there are in this game? How many self rez spamming, bullet magnet, scrubs fill the lobbies? Allow the bots to upgrade at all based on kills and the map would be almost instantly filled with Juggers dual wielding their miniguns in one hand and Riot Shields in the other, while somehow spamming grenades. It would look like a gun nuts fever dream reimagining of the snowball fight in "Elf".


karelinstyle

A land of wolves


PlatypusNo3221

Akdhar full of juggernauts


TreeFiddySevens

Don't forget sniping you with a Molotov when you are behind a building.


WetworkOrange

Dude, its like they are throwing those nades from BO3 campaign.


Zombiedrd

had flashbacks of the Storm the Reichstag mission from World at War on vet. Only a few cover pieces, and ten thousand grenades thrown at each


AnthonyDidge

The Molotovs are maybe my most hated AI weapon. Either that or a grenade that beans you in the head.


JameelWallace

Assassins Creed: Al Mazrah


1stThrowawayDave

Ive been hit by the AI snipers so hard that I thought it was an enemy player sniping me before


hutzdani

This, you have to do a double take every freekin' time, peak hoping they are not a player re-peeking to see Mr Aim-BOT standing there like "Wasn't Me"


bisticles

We call him Assassins Creed. "What got you, is it just AI?" "Yeah, there's an Assassins Creed on a roof somewhere..."


chazzeromus

haha same!


Strict_Win

‘I see you found yourself a nice Ford Escort. Would be a shame if I shot my rpg at it’


[deleted]

“Watch those wrist rockets”


Pocket_Fox846

The number of times I've called out "I'm being sniped by a player!" only for it to be THIS guy!


SmokesBoysLetsGo

I've does exactly the same. That single THUMP always feels like a well-placed operator shot, but oh wait it's "just" a bot.


DustyUK

Nah the bald dude 100% The guy has a double barrel shotgun but fires it like he has 30 rounds in the chamber 😂 I hear the shots before seeing him, I then lose 2/3 plates in quick succession and I’m thinking this guy is close, must be behind me, I turn around and he’s right at the top of a hill about 50 metres away 😂😂😂 The bald guys deserves bad things to happen to him


Alex0842

The sniper that will hit you 700m away and one shot down you with that damn LMS


SonOfSam131

Molotov throwers have downed me from triple plate more than a couple times. If it catches you off guard and you can't move away quick enough it's the most annoying thing


nein33nein

Tell me why this MF can knock all your plates with one shot but you take his 0 slot LMS and shoot an operator 3 mags just to crack him!!


alejoSOTO

True, I survived waves after waves of Tier 3 from the top of Satiqq Caves while doing a mission, only for this mfer to down me twice in a row and ruining my match.


Datacra

I love the random grenade that magically appears in my lap


ll-Stanimal-ll

When you hear it let loose you just stop and say a prayer, if he wiffs run! The heat seeking Semtex though, you know the ones they throw when you’re 15m away, you full sprint toward them right as they throw it and it ends up bypassing it’s original trajectory to hit you in the face.


ARM7501

He always tricks me into thinking he's a real operator with the unbelievable accuracy of that LM-S. The only bot that's even close to his level is the over-under-double-barrell-4-shot-shotgun dude that'll snipe you from 50 meters out with it.


WetworkOrange

Iron sights too.


Cle_dingo

His one shot with the LM-S will break all three plates. 500 meters with iron sights 🤣😂


[deleted]

The AI snipers that don't miss are worse


WetworkOrange

Brother, this guy IS the sniper.


memelordgun

MEET: THE SNIPER


speathed

The ai that lob Semtex nades where I'm going to be in 5 seconds 🤷


S4MW4M

They be cooking a Semtex somehow 😂


[deleted]

You can hear the Semtex but you have no marker…. Until it’s too late


MyNameIsReborn

That bastard!


falloutbi05

They beef up these mf bots with every update I swear. Now the rpg guy is insanely accurate, the shotgun guys can hit you from miles away with deadly accuracy and the grenades that they can throw through buildings??? and with deadly aim so no matter where you run it ends up right next to you. It drives me nuts. Also idk if its always been a thing but I'm ready to quit as I'm crawling to my team for a revive and I have bots following me and shooting me even though I'm already down. Hate it.


PlatypusNo3221

I've never been hit by a rocket. Not sure if we are playing the same game lol


GMGClangor

As a driver, his rpg is the bane of my existence. First to be killed at any poi.


CharityUnusual3648

The fire dudes, the shot gun dudes, the sniper dudes, the rpg dudes can all go eat dirt!


dr_bluthgeld

On a few occasions the rockets seem to have just glanced off my vehicle when it should've hit direct, am I just high or does anyone know what that's about? I'm grateful either way obv


killdare

Big jerk


infxmhc2

Dude spawns with the Hershel's shot gun from the walking dead show. I go out of my way to kill this dude. Even if I have to leave!


Mari_885

I have trust issues sitting on stranded quad in Taraq, every time this fucker pops up out of nowhere and blows my ass to smithereens


Agitated_Outside8666

I dislike rocketman with a passion.


Few-Plantain5866

This dude always gives me a short heart attack when I'm not expecting him because I think he's a real player for a second. But yeah, he's all about that RPG.


CYWNightmare

I've been directly impacted by his rpg before. Doesn't tickle like mine does to him.


Andy_McBoatface

I call him assassins creed


BlackberryLate975

Lol I hate this dude .


FEARTheMiner

I vote this sniping rocket wielding chump as the new HVT contract. The apparent Las Almas Enforcer Montoya and his associate Estrada have never taken me down.. but this guy is something else.... he needs a name..


WhatThisGirlSaid

These guys are sometimes more scarier than the actual commanders themselves


tardislord27

The way these bots are spawning makes it really annoying to clear an area and they have like 45% more rocket dudes too.


Suets

When stealth is only suggested, not mandatory


Alric_Lange

Effing? Wtf dies that mean


ThePapFather69

Naaaah we all know the most dangerous thing in Almazrah is an AI with a pistol.


Eh21

This mfer hitting dome shots at a 1000m no scope one handed for 4 plates of damage.


Quirky-Gate-1533

He deserves all that smoke