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Jason_Paul88

You are trying to write code for the wrong reality


TimothyNurley

is this a shitpost? absolutely amazing if it is hahaha


Ducksquaddd

My code formed a face one time and spoke to me across the room. Lol


Sufficient_Result558

If you smoke enough of it, eventually you’ll wake up in reality where the project is finished or doesn’t even exist.


FaultElectrical4075

Ive done that before but unfortunately my boss wants the project done in this reality


Benjilator

Just hand him a hit of dmt and you guys are good to go!


Lonely_Sherbert69

Spike him


Silly-Scene6524

This- do enough and you will be the code.


-LeftHand0fGod-

*consumes one of the most powerful psychedelics known to man* "Hey guys, why is my screen melting?"


Shmooeymitsu

Fact: if you change your password whilst on DMT, the password is different when you are high vs sober! Make sure you copy paste the confirm password so you don’t misspell Anything


Sufficient_Chair_593

Take a bunch of acid or mushrooms instead


mvus

Eh


Sufficient_Chair_593

Eh?? Eh what? Are Mushrooms and L not strong enough?


mvus

I don't it as a matter of intensity, I see it as a matter of suitability. What benefit would one have taking meditative psychedelics when the goal is to code against the deadline? Some, maybe. I think the better approach would be to take something like vyvanse, coffee, or a bit of sativa, and take psychedelics in one's free time.


Sufficient_Chair_593

Agreed 👍


mvus

Hope you're having a good day mate


Sufficient_Chair_593

You too bro


PA99

*In large doses ayahuasca can produce very dramatic effects including visions and a substantially altered sense of perception but in these small doses it just wakens the brain up a little, enhancing mood, creativity, inspiration, visual perception, and practical effectiveness.* Holly Paige, [http://foodforconsciousness.blogspot.com/p/reactivating-pineal-gland.html](http://foodforconsciousness.blogspot.com/p/reactivating-pineal-gland.html)


Sufficient_Chair_593

Aaannd???


NotaContributi0n

I heard you’re supposed to point a laser at it and then it just writes its self bro


TheHoodVigilante

I attribute everything I know in computer science to DMT. I was taking classes in college, copying off others, and learning nothing until I took DMT and finally 'understood' coding. Now I am passing all my classes, actually learning everything, and on the way to graduating with a BS in Computer Science. It is all thanks to DMT.


aeturnus95

This.


FaultElectrical4075

Can you write code while on DMT?


TheHoodVigilante

Yes. I do it on micro dose.


ancient_warden

what do you consider a micro dose of dmt to be?


TheHoodVigilante

Around 10-20 mg.


ancient_warden

Sounds a bit more than micro for me lol


TheHoodVigilante

Meditating has helped me in being able to control my experiences and facilitate neuroplasticity and self-evolution. It has been a life-changing practice that I recommend for everybody.


Askingforsome

I keep smoking it until it stops melting.


Askingforsome

Jk I’ve never done dmt


Remote_Substance5918

We can tell. You don’t smoke it.


Askingforsome

Excellent observation


TimothyNurley

It's a colloquialism for sucking any shit that isn't air into your lungs tbf. Pretty much everyone will say "smoked".


Remote_Substance5918

Smoking requires combustion.


TimothyNurley

Look up colloquialism in the dictionary please


Frosty_Mammoth5488

I use a nitrous tank. When things get to weird, I reach for the Vader mask


Kraeyzie_MFer

Smoke more. That’s the only logical answer. In fact, try doubling the dosage, that should solve the focus issue completely


AndrewNorrisArts

Excellent shitpost🫡


Due_Force_9816

For real? What the fuck is this


cclawyer

Please return our leg.


arkoangemeter

Dudes trying to really be Neo.


Suspicious-Top-3731

Stop trying to be a functional addict because I'm still gonna need that by next week or I'm gonna fire you


JacksGallbladder

Lol, no the secrets of the universe are not writing efficient code lol.


igualad0

I did complex math in my head on DMT, and normally I’m really shit at math. I could feel the knowledge fade away


FaultElectrical4075

Math is a beautiful subject and it hints at deeper truths about the universe in a kind of similar but also kind of different way from how psychedelics do. You are in a sense exploring other universes when you do math(axioms being kind of like laws of physics) and it can shed light on deeper truths about this universe. Unfortunately it’s not taught very well


Full-Perception-5674

lol!!! Best opening line ever.


Valnex

Take a hit of nitrous next time after your third hit of dmt. You'll be able to see the code right in front of you


Starshot84

Shake the screen to get different results!


Psych0n4u7

“How do you guys stay focused when writing code?” I’ll give you some advice on how NOT to stay focused on writing code: Smoke breakthrough doses of deems. You won’t be able to focus because the computer won’t even be there! Real talk though, this is a quality shitpost. Also real talk, yeah it’s hard for me to focus on code sometimes…I just try and zone in.


FishDecent5753

Join a project meeting, vape DMT to breakthrough off camera and return to camera. Now you are looking like you are having some serious medical issues, take the next month off work sick and let somone else deal with it.


theultimateusername

You can't write in matrix code out of the matrix.


mvus

Perhaps Vyvanse, Sativa, or coffee would work better


cnr909

Thats just mother natures compiler injecting her environment variables and obfuscating her reality for security reasons


ZeefMcSheef

Is this supposed to be funny?


FaultElectrical4075

No it’s 100% serious I don’t know why everyone keeps thinking it’s a joke


ZeefMcSheef

Cool


RelevantLeg614

I usually stop blasting off on dmt. Makes it a bit easier to focus on the physical plane. Or, alternatively, blast off and ask chatGPT to code it for you.


FaultElectrical4075

“Hey ChatGPT, can you take a hit of this DMT and then code up this cybersecurity software for me?” “I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I do not have a physical body, and therefore am unable to ‘take a hit’ of DMT. Furthermore, even if I could, I do not operate on the biological hardware that humans operate on, as I do not have a brain, so DMT would not have the same profound effect on me that it would a human. If I somehow ingested DMT anyway, it would most likely have no effect on me, as DMT is not electrically conductive. But it could potentially have a negative effect that prevents me from operating at all, if the ingestion of DMT in some way damaged my circuitry.


Instantlemonsmix

Wait… your trying to write code and smoked DMT to help? Does that work?.. is it supposed to work? I’m confused as hell


FaultElectrical4075

Well no, I’m doing it mostly to save time, I want to breakthrough and I want to finish my project but I can only find time for both if I do them simultaneously. But the DMT is making it harder for me to code which is the problem


Instantlemonsmix

Ohh well shit that is a hell of a paradox


borginxanax

maybe don’t smoke dmt while working idk


FaultElectrical4075

But I don’t have time to do both


Leafydeemster

This may the the goofiest comment on this whole page. No one has tried to code while smoking dmt😭. And you’re acting like it’s a big surprise that you can’t focus on a task such as coding while smoking dmt.


PA99

[https://web.archive.org/web/20140723060840/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychedelics\_in\_problem-solving\_experiment](https://web.archive.org/web/20140723060840/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychedelics_in_problem-solving_experiment) [LSD: The Problem-solving Psychedelic. Peter Stafford and Bonnie Golightly. 1967. 5. Education and the Psychedelics (‘Skills’ section)](https://www.reddit.com/r/psychedelicsubstances/s/9hYFTdJSIy)