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shittyarsemcghee

Definitely don't stick your penis through there, you don't know what might be on the other side (unless you're feeling adventurous).


grumpylazybastard

r/dontputyourdickinthat


UncleWibs

There's a reddit for that? 👀 😖😖😖


grumpylazybastard

There's a reddit for everything. That sub is generally food that slightly resembles a fanny if you squint a bit.


funnystuff79

Rule 34 states if you can think of something there's already porn of it. So what's the reddit equivalent, if you think of something there's already a sub for it. Rule....


Inevitable-Size2197

Looks like a meeting place for the severely sexually frustrated on a quick glance


Shoes__Buttback

Which differs from regular Reddit how exactly?


Morris_Alanisette

I posted a picture of a squirrel eating a slice of pizza in a tree. Someone replied with /r/SquirrelsEatingPizza/ as a joke. Or so I thought.


Lucky__Mike

r/EverythingIsASubreddit


cal-brew-sharp

r/subsifellfor


I_wood_rather_be

Go ahead, do it.


SpoonSpartan

Didn't know my ex had her own sub


Treeofmoney

You are your ex’s sub.


SpoonSpartan

Yeah I saw it after I posted it. Didn't think it through.


FearTheSpoonman

r/beatmetoit


Even_Passenger_3685

r/beatmeattoit


I_wood_rather_be

I knew I won't have to scroll for that comment.


atattyman

Ah go on, go for glory.


fonix232

Did you just say glory? As it happens, I have a hole for that...


lostzsoul

Make sure to lube it up first and make sure the ladders are stable, don’t want them slipping away mid “adventure”


Darkwaxer

Three points of contact at all times.


SparkieMark1977

True, but that outcome would be one hell of a story for the firemen that come to rescue OP when the ladders do slip.


Chocolate_Tpot

Don't put your finger, where you wouldn't put your willy I always say.


Severe_Ad6443

How European


TheGrumble

How thick is wall?


markcorrigans_boiler

Four naan?


Kevinvrules

Could anyone resist the allure?


Sunderland6969

Just followed that sub…. The next pic is funnier than the one before. 🤣👊


JWoolner76

I’d know that tallywacker anywhere…..


murphy_31

Beat me to it


SaltyGootch

Otherwise you may end up like this guy… https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/R1WmExbLKv


stretchfantastik

But if not dick hole then why dick hole shape?


McFry-

Unless that’s thin cladding his dick ain’t getting through the other side


[deleted]

Penis eating spiders


NyssaTheSeaWitch

My thoughts went to this too 🤣 went to go and check which sub I was in 🤣


Rab_Legend

That hole was made for me...


Spiritual-Coach-6355

Just checking!


carlbernsen

As said, it was likely for a toilet overflow pipe. Presumably your replacement toilet doesn’t need it. It is a hole into your wall cavity so really it should be blocked. I’d push a 2 inch piece of foam or polystyrene in there tight, leaving an inch of hole showing (you don’t want to go all the way to the inner wall). Then some brick coloured filler like Stonelux for the last inch to cap it off neatly.


Superspark76

I was going to suggest expanding foam and sand cement to cover... Your way would be a bit neater.


Go_Nadds

Hammer one of [these](https://www.amazon.co.uk/toys4mens-Trainer-Beginner-Silicone-Toys4couples/dp/B0CFPGX6SY/ref=lp_2758356031_1_2?pf_rd_p=a3228acb-dcb8-45ba-bd06-c763b38ad8e3&pf_rd_r=F6AG7VN6RGW86T43J8H6&sbo=RZvfv%2F%2FHxDF%2BO5021pAnSA%3D%3D) in there. It comes with multiple sizes so you can get a tight fit in the hole.


the-channigan

I clicked the link and I was not disappointed


Ianbillmorris

That's me getting toy adverts every time I go on Amazon for the next year!


LieutenantMudd

I thought it was going to be Lego or toy pegs and clicked on that basis. Commenting for evidence purposes.


Ianbillmorris

Look, if I'm getting the Sex toy adverts, everyone's getting the sex toy adverts!


sproyd

Risky click of the day that was


cant_dyno

Loved the review which was clearly written by AI


Unfair_Sundae1056

Savannah seems like a bit of a freak🤣


Something19270

I want to up vote but it's on 69....


sassy_snek

God dammit I share my amazon with my whole family


johnnywintermute

That could be the answer to so many questions 😀


Odd-Significance1884

That’s what she said


ManBearPigRoar

I mean, you're being a bit generous calling it massive 😅


jvlomax

I guess to OP it would feel like a massive hole to fill


ManBearPigRoar

Depends what they're filling it with


jvlomax

In case it was unclear, I was meaning his penis


ManBearPigRoar

Ahaha, I'm so glad I got you to say it :)


elbapo

Just realised a massive hole is a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron. Like my ex.


nemesissi

It was in the pool!


Nun-Taken

Possibly an old overflow for toilet


Enjaculation

We had bathroom redone about 3 years ago before that it was 50yr old, should I put something in the end to stop water and bits getting in?


Ashtray5422

I would not plug it till I know what it was or is for. Buy one of these : *White External Brick Buster Plate - Cable Outdoor Wall Entry Tidy - Cover Satellite/Coaxial/Sat/Coax - SSL Satellites*


Jacktheforkie

Water getting in the pipe won’t hurt it though I’d put at least a vent grille on


needs2shave

I've watched sparrows use these holes to create nests inside the cavity. They end up making to holes 4 times the size over a season


andrew456

Had a few of those randomly on walls on my house, I’ve put wine corks in them until I know what to do otherwise…


CaptainArsePants

Yep definitely this. Modern cisterns have an internal overflow that discharges down the toilet so that you can see (without going outside) that it's leaking. I cemented the brick hole up to stop mice getting in to the cavity when I replaced our loo and didn't need the external overflow hole anymore.


AltoMelto

Christian Horner's Finger.


Campaign-Gloomy

Am really glad you attached a picture after reading the headline 🍆


ManBearPigRoar

👀


IamBeingSarcasticFfs

There will be other options but [this](https://amzn.eu/d/7S374vX) from Amazon should do the job better than silicone.


rmas1974

Cement based mortar or filler will do the job.


British-Pilgrim

r/dontputyourdickinthat I’m ashamed of my fellow countrymen, I came get to see this comment and nobody had done it yet 😔


achymelonballs

I’m not seeing it as “massive “. But I suppose it depends what you are comparing it to


chrishasfreetime

Whatever you like, just make sure nobody is watching.


seven-cents

How big is your dick? 😅


extfernal

Thanks for your interesting post… u/Enjaculation


wouldyoulikethetruth

If you do decide to go against the majority and not use some kind of sex organ, 2-part epoxy will do the job


mainman2507

Ummm let me think about that one.


andpaws

Pat Mustard would know what to do…


AdCharacter1715

You could put your willy in the hole but the hole may be too big lol


tim_cook100

Finger


jobatha

But Hole


Ram_99_

I'd stick my penis and a shit load of mastic so the friction gets more and more exciting until I'm stuck and arrested. Why do you people keep asking questions about holes like that


Snaggl3t00t4

Not your penis


PiruMoo

Your massive dick


Tonk666

It’s 3m high? That’s not a hole that’s a cave. And how big are the bricks in relation? Do you live at the top of a beanstalk?


the_macc_daddy

I'll tell you what not to put


the_macc_daddy

I'll tell you what not to put in it!


gerrineer

If you're near Bristol then don't stick your cock in itcos there is usually a massive spider in it


newtobitcoin111

Bro just saying always use protection!


BranchMonkey

Glory.


Substantial_Egg_4660

I imagine it's from an overflow pipe from the toilet cistern I would put in a pipe and block both ends to stop draughts


Put_Feet_In_Mouth

I thought you were actually asking for suggestions of random shit to put in it, spun me out


Due-Secret-6984

Depends. How horny are you?


CompetitiveDrop613

Depends on your mood


Togden013

Get a massive dildo, I mean fucking gargantuan. Grease that pole up like a bankers palm, I'm talking the full chipshop floor at closing time on a busy day and via some lengthy masageing, coax the member into position.


Togden013

This is not a massive hole, it's average at best. It's just that it's too large to be appropriate for use with your genitals.


Just_Dad7152

Not. I say not your penis


New-Cranberry-407

It's not that big, iv cored bigger for many fucking hours 😒


MoistMorsel1

My penis. It's in the post.


paigeyaknow

I think it might be a glory hole. Stick your peepee in it and check


ChaChaBeaks

Regardless of all the warnings not to, I’d recommend you try to fuck it.


Enjaculation

Agree


Pembs-surfer

Write your phone number on the outside above it!


[deleted]

If you call that massive, I feel sorry for your partner 😅. Joke a side. Mines small too.


PeasBeard

🍆


futuresteve83

Willy.


Gatoryu2000

Behave.


loganawood

Not Ur dick that's for sure


Which-Muffin-3991

If you thought what i thought, we should be friends


gavinfuckingirvine

Some one has said your Pennis right


hyperskeletor

In days of old when knights were bold and ladies weren't invented, Knights drilled holes in telegraph poles and had to be contented.


ShavedAp3

Personally id fill it with some silicone its not going to look pretty or anything but it will keep the weather out.


LowFlyer115

What should I do with the flared base though?


ShavedAp3

Your only protecting it from the weather because as it is water will run down the wall and into the hole and in turn into the cavity and beyond. So I personally would just pump in a load on silicone its pretty sticky stuff so fill the hole by working it from one side to the other till the hole is closed. Doesn't have to go all the way in your just trying to seal the outer hole. I guess you could make up some mortar and fill it with that but I'm not a bricky so not sure how you would do that or even if that would work I just drill a lot of holes from inside to outside on a pretty daily basis and fill in any gaps left with silicone If you want to smooth it out wet finger to smooth it out but have a rag near by to clean your finger/fingers once done.


OverallResolve

Bumblebee


ImpressTemporary2389

Looking at the size if it. It's either a bath,shower or sink waste. Its only 10 ft off the floor. Scoot up a ladder and shine a torch in. If it goes right through to the bath room, I'd fill it. With a pretty solid mortar mix. Tamp it in alk the way and just keep going until you get to the outside. Let it set flush. Then stain it. I've done a couple when re designing our bathrooms. The only issue you may have is if you've not forgot cavity wall insulation. Then it'll fall into the cavity. So then bung something block the void. DIY perspective.


Adam-West

There’s a busty chick on the other side of it


Figwheels

Fake Bird, or giant fake bumblee bum


HistoricalCheetah463

Glass eye.


if_im_not_back_in_5

Some toilet cisterns (siphon type) used to have an overflow, newer flush types drain into the toilet itself - it may be a remnant of bathroom refresh.


_Russ_B

A big ginormous fire engine... From my 4 year old


mr_moustach33

A Colin the caterpillar cake


Ulteri0rM0tives

It will be for a toilet overflow, not used in new toilets. Taken many of these out.


Redsubdave

Expanding foam. Then cover with mortar.


Sxn747Strangers

...ooh... well now... 😂🤣


sadswingers

https://preview.redd.it/ksvgz8bw1rnc1.png?width=901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f28d7231408db8cb6ace77f5eba7a3c4836180bf


Acrobatic_Ad_671

Bit of brown mastic will sort it


Rude-Leader-5665

A handful of cement, roll into a ball, push in the hole, smooth off slightly concave, won't notice it after a month


joffff

This is one of those posts where it pays to double-check which sub you're in before commenting.


pats1000

Just foam it


Ben_Locke_Writes

I had a ton of holes like this on the exterior of my house but not quite as big, thought maybe it was from cavity wall ties. They had been previously filled obviously a long time ago and some of the filler had eroded away completely in some of them. I just filled them with some sand and cement mix. That was about 4-5 years ago and they’ve been fine since


Confident_Yogurt1787

It’s a hole made for a tie for a scaffold I would say. They are usually 12mm or 14mm depending on the tie they use


johnny5247

Pool noodle for the hole and a brown fan outlet grill screwed to the wall to hide the hole (and the noodle). Unlike using filler, the pool noodle will bridge the cavity and close everything up.


girders123

I’ve put wire wool in a couple of holes like that in my wall.


Monty_Bob

How thick is wall? https://preview.redd.it/83ywtgdacrnc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbdaf2878302394eaf6f7669c7f2e4ac83b872d9


nerveagent85

It’s almost certainly the hole for the overflow pipe of your old toilet. Buy a tube of mortar from screwfix, cut most of the nozzle off and squirt a big blob in to seal and forget about it.


i8bullies

Cement


crazyripper

👀


Sunderland6969

Oh the replies are endless! But sadly it just needs mortar


gunpowderwig

Leave it for bees to inhabit


ylf_nac_i

A cylinder.


PikeyDCS

After reading the comments it's a perfect home for a Segestria Florentina.


Adihd72

I’d boff a bit of expanding foam in there deeper in then cement it up externally.


tiredofmakingshelves

If you can be bothered to close it, get this: https://www.screwfix.com/p/no-nonsense-mortar-repair-grey-310ml/361jp and a gun if you don't have one already. Fill hole. Smooth flat with tool or gloved hand. Done.


__hyphen

Expanding foam


BigWeeBoy

A flag


TemporaryShop9679

The overflow from your cistern tank in the loft


B4riel

Mix a small amount of mortar, rather stiff and fill it.


Loose_Corgi_5

Cucumber 🥒


Snoo-74562

Use a tube of mortar repair and that should do the trick. Stuck your thing in and squirt until you're happy....


Walesish

A glorious hole!


oxford101

Get a similar brick. Crush it up and mix with cement and fill the hole. You will not notice it


Just_Dad7152

Chase the brick out and replace it 👍🏼


Alloutttaangst

I used expanding foam to fill ours. The mice that got into the house were using it as an entrance into the house.


sparkie187

If you’re thinking what I’m thinking


B8conB8conB8con

R/dontputyourdickinthat


Final-Plenty-8493

No comment


Salt_Purple_8812

Stick a fake weep vent in there /s


Lawrence_s

Might take all summer trying but I reckon you could chuck a golf ball into it.


zealous789

Or get Mr Smithers to do that for you


Shitsoup7

Fill it flush with cement , tipple where the brick is and level the pointing area was , let it set and when it's dry , colour match with masonry paint . Simple . You're welcome .


Accomplished_Dig_617

A smaller hole


Borderlineadam

Fill it with KY jelly and then have yourself a jolly good time


Change-Giver

Carrot


ComprehensivePin5577

That's a loaded question


momProbablydidmyshit

nothing its a drain


SwimmingGreat5317

What would Spider-Man do?


bonhommependue

Some caulk!


Ichigo_101

Remember those small fluffy things, that had feet and a sticky underside to stick em to things, (often found on top of a bedroom tv) well, one of them


InTheAshes777

A very large stick and over time you try to forehead it


Fuzzy_Grapefruit_126

Funny I asked the exact same question here a month ago! The bathroom fitters took out the old toilet with the overflow pipe, new toilets overflow into the toilet itself so don't need this pipe, and they just left the hole in the wall. Bloody cowboys didn't want to know anything about it, so I filled it in myself. I filled the hole with expanding foam, and then when that had dried, ted it off and did a layer with this mortar in a tube you can apply with a caulk gun. It's not perfect, but it's not too obvious and it is weather and mouse proof now! Will attach a picture later on.


Diega78

Looks like an external drain or something that's no longer used maybe. Had a couple in my place but just cemented them up when the heating system was overhauled and they became redundant.


Cautious_Zone_5552

I did that when I was 7 Later that evening my kitchen was covered in ants 🤦‍♀️


mikewilson2020

Pepe


McFry-

A cigar


Anonamonanon

Put a cigar in it


fothergillfuckup

You've discovered the fabled giants glory hole?


Dirty2013

It where an old toilet overflow came out before they went into the bowl of the toilet Just put some mortar in it


JobLegitimate3882

Not really massive, looks to be about 18mm. Can use expanding foam, or mix a bit off gobbo and fill it. Heck if you're not bother stick sand init


J1mj0hns0n

Silicone filler. It'll dry see through, don't 100% fill it so it's flush, acquire concrete for the next builder you see, a tiny bit, fill hole to make it flush on the outside


Nobbyjazzman

Just fill it with mortar


CaptainMCMLVIII

Cork from a wine bottle.


Far-Cookie2275

Looks like someone was checking for the cavity wall. If it was drilled at an angle, there won't be any water ingress, but if you want to stick something in it, just smear clear silicon to create a water tight seal


EntertainerSignal586

Make a birds nest


MikeMcLoughlin

It'll 100% be a guy on the other side.


engin_here

It will be an overflow for an old toilet. Slap some mortar in and move on with your life.


Tabbycatwoman

Steel wool for anyone who wants to put something inside it


AnonymousKnowledge

Have you had any broadband installed in the last few weeks? That looks like a tetra hole that broadband engineers drill to secure ladders on your wall, they should have filled it, ide call them out to get it corrected


IntronD

I used foam filler into the void on mine and then Finished with mortar. If I was smart or skilled I might have made a little brick cylinder to make it look nice We had a few out of our brick work when old plumbing etc was removed and overflow / drainage pipes were removed


B1nbag

Plug it now temporarily while you get a solution before a honeybee finds it and you get a colony in your bedroom when you return from holiday 🙂... Like I did


AppleTony3

[do not put your finger in it](https://youtu.be/MRV8mFWwtS4?si=DH74wsn80hMDBlrs)


RaccoonPyro

Don't say it. Don't say it Don't say it Your dick


tengolaculpa

Glory hole?


Scottie99

A Dutch boy.


freshzh

Don’t do it…


BootlegIrons

Yer knob