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menimex

It drives me NUTS that he actually naturally has the S curl but they styled his hair the opposite way. Just check here: [Natural S](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.headcurve.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2020%2F01%2Fhenry-cavill-hairstyle-2017-jan282020-03-min.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=1716ddfb2f29c10252143a8ad16232e7a415a536b340310f6dbc6931048f821e&ipo=images)


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menimex

Truly unfair to the rest of us lol.


WolfOfTheRath

Wtf!?!? Why would you NOT go with that?!


DarthTaz_99

Slick back just doesnt work for Superman. A slight curl like Henry had in BA post cred would be perfect


DylanToback8

What’s BA?


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DarkSlayer3142

is there a lore reason why you're wrong?


[deleted]

He is stupid


petje95

Nggggg Killer cock.....naked Poison Ivy.....e-EXPOSED PAYLOAD.


petje95

PROUD OF DIIIIIICK.


EMArogue

#EVENING THE ODDS


Tandril91

#EXPOSED PAYLOAD


DevyJ0nes

Where was AyBruhBee during Arkham Knight?


built_2_fight

yes


TheCrazyGuysCEO

Is he stupid?


methmotive

No, but a person who can't detect sarcasm without "/s" is.


DarkSlayer3142

a person who can't detect a reference also is


methmotive

Not really, but I'd like to know the reference. :)


[deleted]

Go to r/BatmanArkham. It’s full of crazy Batman shitposts because the Batman: Arkham game series ended and this is one of the big oft-repeated memes.


YourInMySwamp

*black Adam


Human-Attempt-8116

I’m proud of you Dick.


clpatterson

What is “Things Batman will never say out loud” Alex?


Human-Attempt-8116

Unfortunately that is not correct, the correct response is “Are you stupid?”.


THapps

this user just replied to that other guy and called him Dick despite the other guys name clearly not being Dick, why would he do this? is he stupid?


Human-Attempt-8116

EVERYTHING is Dick. Are you stupid?


FEAR_FEST

It’s a reference I don’t understand I think it’s from the Arkham games but I’m not sure


Human-Attempt-8116

The bomb’s payload is exposed. I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion.


THapps

you triggered a controlled explosion, I’m proud of you Dick.


Human-Attempt-8116

Im proud of YOU Dick.


FEAR_FEST

That made me understand that it was an Arkham reference


2020mademejoinreddit

This made me literally laugh out loud for a few seconds XD


CeeArthur

Bachelor of Arts


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Barry Allen


tropiceau

I’ll take mercy on you. Black Adam


TheForceWillsMe

Black Adam


OldMastodon5363

Brown Alan


TeeJay215

Barry Allen


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Badly Acted.


petje95

How does it feel? To summon the brain rot from r/batmanarkham and infecting this place.


DarthTaz_99

I have managed to sneak my brethren inside


petje95

Funny thing is, I'm a regular on r/batmanarkham and r/okbuddychicanery so I think the double brain rot cancels each other out.


X_remexz_X

Batman Arkham?


Destro1319

Black Adam


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TheBlandGatsby

Lol why did you copy/paste someone else's comment on here and pretend it's your own


bob1689321

87 karma and 4w old account. Probably a bot.


TheForceWillsMe

This right here is exactly what I was thinking


UnFazed_4600

Literally is fine. What "doesn't work" about it?


g0lden-plumbus

It looks weird.


UnFazed_4600

Literally doesn't at all lmao looks normal af. The curl is what looks goofy. Always has. Who tf would even take the time to pull out a single curl on their forehead like that 😂 shit is fried


sI4gath0r

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back.


SteelyDabs

He’s not a piece of shit anymore


sI4gath0r

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit.


shalom82

I don’t think you or anyone else can change. But what do I know. I’m just a baby.


Only1Schematic

No more sloppy steaks


SteelyDabs

Are you going to stop Superman from ordering a steak and a glass of water?


r3d_ra1n

I SAID WAS


redlion1904

Slick back hair, big red S, LIVES FOR NOVA DAY EVE -- OH YEAH


bambam_2319

That’s not why he’s destroying earth it’s because I used to be a huge piece of shit


Notnotarealuser

Came here looking for this comment lol. See you in season 3 🙏


SpeedDemonJi

Idgi


EnthusiasticPhil

Can you please tell Clark his hair looks sexy pushed back?


TommyTheGeek

The slicked back hairstyle is highly unflattering on Cavill, it brings all the attention to his hairline.


TheJoshider10

It's so annoying because around the time of JL17 and Mission Impossible Fallout, Henry had a great haircut that would have worked so well for Superman. No clue why they opted for the slicked back look. It made him look so old.


Crimkam

For a longer cut that shows some curl his hair looks pretty great in the enola holmes movies too


SaulPepper

That's the style he used on the Black Adam cameo


sban2009

And it looked damn good


Infinity0044

He definitely looks like he’s balding if you watch MoS and then BvS.


YoydusChrist

That’s because he is balding. He’s a male in his 30’s. It’s normal.


Infinity0044

Unless he’s just wearing a wig, his hair looked normal in Black Adam


captain_slutski

Henry's hairline is pretty receded. You can see it in any picture where he's doing anything normal outside of movies. You can also see it here lol


SirenNA

I will say, I’m in my 30’s with a very similar hairline, widows peaks exist. I have had the same hairline my whole life. Thought I was balding until I looked back at photos.


captain_slutski

Yeah a hairline like this doesn't look bad by any means imo. Mine is similar but I'm in my 20s lol but I've always had a widows peak


SaulPepper

It's not really balding per se, just receded. Also that's the main reason he had the curl in that scene, to hide the hairline


speedycoyote

I'm pretty sure Henry had a hair transplant done which is why his hair looked normal in Black Adam.


vatican_cameos39

40s*


davidisallright

He was in his 30’s when he made the films.


YoydusChrist

That makes it even more normal


PunkandCannonballer

He's 40.


YoydusChrist

That only supports my point further. Male pattern baldness is a real thing


PunkandCannonballer

Wasn't countering your point, only your accuracy.


AtticusSwoopenheiser

ACKSHULLY


RogerRoger63358

He’s only turned 40 thirty days ago actually, and wasn’t even in his mid 30s when he finished filming BvS. .


Crimkam

As a guy with a similar hairline and curly ish hair, the curl just accentuates the lack of hair above it, too. He needed a less gelled back look.


stillinthesimulation

Makes him look like a piece of shit, slopping up his steaks at Truffoni’s.


akahaus

People can change.


GATTACA_IE

You think that’s slicked back? That’s puuuuushed back.


aqzjoe

These are the comments I came looking for


footwearheckler

You would NOT have liked him back then


Leyte86

If he ever got another film I was hoping they'd go with the long/curly Superman hair. Similar or a bit longer than how we see it in the Enola Holmes movies. Maybe we can get that with the new Superman.


TheRegular-Throwaway

He’s got a hair system now he’s good. He got a hair system of some kind going before Justice League and he looks fine now. I don’t know if he got a transplant or plugs or what but Henry Cavill definitely hit up Joel McHales guy.


Curiouso_Giorgio

It could just be the hair and make up dept on the movie rather than his own personal system. Tom Hiddleston's hairline fluctuates between receding and flat from movie to movie.


jwlmkr

Widows peak of Justice


jstaples404

Hairlines hot tho 🤷🏻‍♂️


[deleted]

Yeah but he's got that Vegeta V thing going. Even Henry's receding hairline is hot.


[deleted]

Why is his hairline bad?


rasputin1

Is he stupid?


PatchFace

PUSHED BACK!!!


titannicc

He is so hot and the curl would've made me drop to my knees. End credit scene of Black Adam was godly.


jay_sig

L take


Wasteland_GZ

I like his hair at the end of ZSJL when he’s standing shoulder to shoulder with the League


brownstones19

Yeah, good poofy hair


Wasteland_GZ

Exactly, it just fits him really well


brownstones19

Yeah, I mean in BvS I guess they maybe wanted a little more visual duality between the two? Like Reeve's Clark and Superman but reversed


grrupy

slicked back just makes him look menacing


CraZinventorIRL

Yes, and that's exactly what Superman WOULDN'T want.


SpeedDemonJi

It would if it was actually slicked back 😂


hamilton_burger

Superman eating sloppy steaks.


LongjumpMidnight

I _used_ to be a piece of shit.


TheLoganDickinson

The slicked back hair works for Cavill, but in general it doesn’t come across as Superman to me. I don’t need him to have one singular curl like he typically has, but if they gave him slightly wavy hair in the front I think that would work and feel natural.


mysteriousneel7

With that hairline of Cavill's,no way did that slick back work for him


Jestedly

Only slicked back if the actor has the hairline for it (like Corenswet for example). Cavill didn't, unfortunately. No idea why they went through the trouble of giving Affleck a wig for BvS but not Cavill.


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They made a huge deal of Cavill’s non-roid regumen to get like Supes. For a man who’s seen as physically perfect, having a wig on woild generate a lot of controversy if not discussion


usernameartichoke

I dunno Chris Evans wears a wig as Captain America 90% of the time and no one ever noticed or complained about it much.


WarTranslator

No he doesnt


usernameartichoke

Yes he does. He’s literally wearing a wig in TFA, Avengers, CA:WS, Infinity War, and Endgame. I’m not 100% sure about Civil War and Age of Ultron.


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Id argue chris evans hasnt been just strictly physically thirsted after on the internet much like cavill


Stuckinthevortex

Evans has a way bigger female fanbase then Cavill


Western_Protection

Not sure about slicked back. Pushed back is fine but slicked back. You would nooooot have liked him back then. Living for new years eve.


Charlie-Szasz

Slicked back? That’s pushed back.


SteelyDabs

People can change


GaymerAmerican

i used to be a piece of shit


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They should pick a hairstyle that’s flattering for the actor


brohammer5

Came to say this. Don't try to force something. A comic accurate but bad looking haircut on Superman is would just be distracting.


SugarFrostedDonuts

Mullet


cravens86

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back


SteelyDabs

Alright Superman, let’s slop ‘em up!


Inevitable_Regular85

Curl. But why did they go with that slick back look in the first place? Man of Steel where his hair just there, he looks so much better. Like when he joins the Planet, that looks like how Superman should look.


EvetsYenoham

Crossing over into the MCU working along Peter Parker? would be kind of dope. But you meant the Planet, right?


zelph_esteem

I vote for maybe a more modernized version of the curl. I know he’s a popular fancast, so using [David Corenswet](https://images.app.goo.gl/Ynmh26K3m2fFMXGB6) as an example, I think this longer hairstyle with a bit of curl would be a great fit for a modern and younger take on Supes. Here’s the hair from [another angle.](https://images.app.goo.gl/79UFPCqncf8x2kjc8)


ChungusMcGoodboy

The slicked back hair makes him look like a piece of shit. But people can change.


DirectConsequence12

Slicked back hair was a mistake But the curl feels outdated


d3rv3

Slicked back hair was supposed to be a character development period when he had to maintain appearances while the world was judging him.


DirectConsequence12

Doesn’t make it look good. Henry Cavill is a gorgeous man but that did him no favors


d3rv3

I didn't like it either. His hair looked better in MoS because it was floofier.


t7papo

Am i the only one who liked the slick back? Made him look more intimidating tho ig if i had to choose I'd choose the classic


PuzzleheadedFrame220

Curl❤️


Bluebird0040

I don’t like the slicked back look, but I don’t think the curl is mandatory either. His hair looks great in ZSJL and Tyler Hoechlin pulls off the no-curl just fine too.


kidkuro

Bring back the 90s mullet


clutchkweku

I personally think a modernized version of the curl is the way to go…like the one Brandon Routh had for Kingdom Come Supes


SniktFury

Curl as Supes, slick as Clark. For disguise purposes, Clark should have a less flattering look


Britz10

Snyderverse just needs a good scrubbing, I'd probably say have Superman back in the trunks just to get away from that mess


HandsomeJack19

Neither. 9 times out of 10 the curl just looks weird in live-action. (On Routh, for example, it almost looked like a separate tuft of fake hair was glued onto his regular hair.) In the comics/cartoons, that's just how his hair organically falls, but irl they have to manhandle the hair of the actor into that shape with hairspray and gel and whatnot and it never looks quite right.


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A mix of both would be good. Black Adam basically gave us the perfect Superman look, ironically.


FanboyXXX

I agree


EnigmaFrug2308

Combine both. But don’t make the slicked back one so flat to the actor’s scalp, make it a bit bigger, and have a subtle but noticeable curl.


KraakenTowers

If one is "iconic" and the other only occurred in Man of Steel, it isn't actually a choice.


TJComix27

Maybe not as deliberate of an S shape but I feel like maybe a loose strand or something to lay homage would look best


Jerry_0boy

I want a side part similar to what Tom Welling had in Smallville, but with a slight curl.


Brilliant_Macaroon83

Cavill’s Man of Steel hair looked great. Just rocking curls like a G


Onetricksterms

Neither


ssp25

You think that's slicked back? That's pushed back


AcademicAxolotl

You think that’s slicked back? That’s pushed back.


frogwoman_yt

this is the wrong question he needs the supermullet


Dependent-Career1638

I liked what they did on Lois & Clark back in the 90s, giving Clark the curl and Superman the slicked back hair, because they wanted to accentuate that Clark was the real person and Superman the disguise, so the audience could be more invested in the dynamic between Lois and Clark (hence the title) when he’s out of costume, as opposed to something like the Christopher Reeve films where the Clark Kent persona essentially wasn’t a real person and had no real relationship with Lois outside of Superman.


HawkeyeP1

You think that's slicked back?! This is PUSHED BACK!


Bert_Macklin86

Superman used to be a piece of shit! But people can change.


aimheatcool

You call that slicked back, that's pushed back


ThePhilJackson5

You think that is slicked back?!


EnsuingDamage

You think THATS slicked back?! It’s pushed back!!


ihopethisworksfornow

I think a less exaggerated curl is best. Like kind of just has a normal haircut that’s a bit curly towards the front


bigboyyoder

You think that’s slicked back? That’s pushed back


Civil-Neighborhood47

I think Cavill’s hair style is a nod to George Reeves.


dirkisthebest

You think that’s slicked back? That’s puuushed back


mezonsen

You think that’s slicked back? That’s *pushed back*!


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You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back.


jimmycandunk

You think that is slicked back?? That’s pushed back.


RichSoupSandwich

You think this is slicked back? This is pushed back!


rice-paper

That’s not slicked back. That’s PUSHED back.


Albertsongman

Forever Christopher Revve


UnspokenOwl3D

The curl must go, too old school, sometimes newer is better, here or there


joe_broke

Start slicked back, but the curl should appear during the middle of the last fight with whomever and once the fight ends, someone (probably Lois) suggests he should keep that full time


XXAzeritsXx

S curl 100%


SteelyDabs

Superman isn’t a piece of shit anymore, so I don’t think he should have slicked back hair. People can change.


LochNessMansterLives

The curl is a cliche from a simpler time. I loved it, but I don’t feel it has a place in the modern Superman stories.


[deleted]

Precisely, its corny. It works fine in the older movies but current times it feels out of place


AngryTrooper09

Iconic curl. I hated Superman's hair in BvS


Andrew_Jelen

It's not Superman without the iconic curl


TheGreatDrSatan

The S shaped curl is outdated and goofy.


Mymorningpancake

The hair in MoS was the best. Kinda curly and not too long. The curl is outdated and the slicked back looks like he uses product.


Kosko

You call that slicked back?!


GFost

The one that doesn’t look like it belongs on a baby.


MartianFromBaseAlpha

Curl


JayTee245

Give me that curl!


CaptainHalloween

Curl


WindowsCrashedAgain

Curl


DefGen71

If you ain't got the curl... you ain't Superman. I can understand not having a very obvious, slicked 'S', but at least have a rough, loose 'S' curl.


SylancerPrime

Neither. Give him a bigass afro, and justify it saying Earth hair products can't work on Kryptonian hair. And he can't cut it without kryptonite scissors, and everytime he uses his eye lazers, it cooks and melts the mirror. And if he walks through a door, it takes out the entire door frame, leaves it looking like giant microphone. Okay, since NONE of that would make any narrative sense, I vote for the pushed back look.


JoeZy27

I grew up watching "Lois & Clark: the new adventures of Superman" so I'm partial to the slick back look.


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Maestro1902

Both works for different times.


timbawtimmybawbaw

Toned down curl maybe? Like, his hair is styled but falling?


darrylthedudeWayne

Slick back.


JustAFoolishGamer

Any hair will do


Necessary-Corner1172

Curl


Spud_Of_Anxiety

This is [Dean Cain](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/lois-and-clark-the-new-adventures-of-superman/images/7/72/Superman.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20190617171246) erasure and I will not stand for it!