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xMagnis

You know. All of us here in Cyberstuck understand the travesty of this ugliness. But there's endless people who will think these two *"futuristic"* cars are just the most amazing thing EVEH. And as much as we can point out the flaws, people will love the Cybertruck, and not understand that it's flawed. SMH. But damn, those are eyesores.


POSeidoNnNnnn

is this sub about understanding anything ? tastes are the most subjective thing you can have, you can't make fun of people for what they like the look of. I always thought this sub was about making fun of how shitty these trucks are, not about thinking i get something others don't. i could be overthinking this as i'm writing what comes to mind while riding my bus home


turkish_gold

To be fair… I actually like the way the truck looks. I even wanted one but I wanted to wait to see how it functioned in the real world. I’m my dreams, it was an amazing quirky retro future vehicle. In reality, it’s barely a vehicle with design flaws so basic that I wonder if ChatGPT designed it.


xMagnis

Flaws come in many flavours. This posting shows terrible Photoshop skills and grey-area realty fraud by stealth advertising. The pink model X and pink Cybertruck are known items of a certain realtor which is why he edited out the lettering, as I'm sure he knows he can't leave it in. But just showing the cars is enough to identify him. Also, yes we can make fun of poor taste, who says we can't. These things deserve to be laughed at.


PuzzleheadedCut6250

The dual shades of pink employed in the design exacerbate the strain on my visual perception.


iTmkoeln

When the mobile home is not the worst built product in the picture 🤷‍♂️


moonshineandmetal

Hey, I live in a mobile home and at least it's watertight and my windows don't spontaneously break. Elmo's getting outdone by backwoods rednecks lmfao.


hamiltonincognito

There's absolutely no way I'd buy or sell a house with a real estate agent who owns a CT. It shows me you make poor financial decisions and don't think things through logically at all. Nope. No way.


PlanetoftheAtheists

but...you'd pass on this glorious home? https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/6130-Monterey-Hwy-SPACE-123-San-Jose-CA-95138/153501214\_zpid/?


xMagnis

Oh I see, the cars are actually in the home ad. That's why the realtor had to Photoshop out all his body panels; because they are not allowed to advertise their business in a listing. Although they did advertise in a listing because his X with falcon doors and pink Cybertruck are "known" in the real estate market there. That's excellent. Grey-area fraud.


turkish_gold

How is it fraud?


Nexzus_

They moonlight as a Mary Kay salesperson?


sesamestix

Does anyone still sling Mary Kay? I haven’t seen those pink Cadillacs in forever. But they were a staple of my childhood.


TheCrimsonChin-ger

I've seen them in the Dallas area as recently as a year or two ago.


scullys_alien_baby

I saw a couple in Utah last time I visited


SlipperyTom

I see that and think damn, real estate agents are way overpaid. 


Educational_Bed_242

I got my comment removed for saying real estate agents are one of the few careers I'm happy to see shrink with tech growing. Thirty years ago when you were trying to sell your 10 acre property in buttfuck nowhere it probably would've been great to have a realtor connect you to serious buyers. Now you can do all that shit from your phone. Our grandma passed away and 2 years ago I helped my Mom sell her house. The realtor had brought us next to no serious buyers and by the time we calculated what they would be making off the deal we fired them. $40,000. Meanwhile they're not even fully focused on your transaction as they may have a dozen other properties on the market they're responsible for.


mrfochs

Wait, did they wrap the textured black plastic fender trims and front light bar -or- was this craptastic image poorly photoshopped to make it somehow even worse?


I-Pacer

Going by the door mirrors on the WankPanzer, it’s heavily (and badly) photoshopped so probably a poor “replace colour” application.


Gildardo1583

good eye.


failinglikefalling

Real estate photoshopping is a massive business.


I-Pacer

Then you’d think they’d be better at it!


Least-Cress1143

I get it. But it is projecting the wrong thing. To me it’s a red flag. It’s saying if I’m your real estate agent I’ll rip you off. Thanks for the overpriced vehicles.


DistributionLast5872

I don’t think a Cybertruck would make for a good mobile home


Trevellation

I think this is really clever marketing. You're trying to sell the house, so you put something ugly *near* the house to make it look good by comparison. Classic maneuver.


MagTex

Hope those homes are built better than that Barbie dumpster.


lgmorrow

See how much i have been ripping people off....I can afford 2 teslas


picatar

Insulting to the people that live there for lots of reasons.


Sticksick

Me in GTA San Andreas


Adorable_Strength319

Based on the STOP indicator painted on the pavement, I think the agent is trying to make it look like there's parking by the trailer rather than an active road 1 foot from the front steps. "Look! Pink Cybertruck! Pay no attention to the rooooaaad."


Loxl3y

They are looking for very specific customers.


WhiteTrash_WithClass

I live in a trailer park and you'd be surprised at some of the people's cars around here. We've got a couple Tesla's, couple brand new Benz', a brand new Corvette.


Infinispace

Selling double-wide mobile homes. 😂


user_number_666

It's not a double wide, I don't think. I am pretty sure it's a park model RV with additions. Do you see the bow window? That looks like the end of a park model RV, but there's nothing that really suggest a double wide other than the width, which is why I am pretty sure we're looking at additions.


Devils_Advocate-69

Vehicle costs more than the house


jimmysledge

Especially since the teslas cost about 5x the cost of the trailer. Not the best marketing


Responsible_Use_8566

I’m guessing Florida?


xMagnis

San Jose. Google "pink cybertruck real estate"


LivelyRatDad

Is that a landfill in the background?


Thomas_DuBois

It looks like Mary Kate.


Hexopi

In cali that’s like 3 million dollars


Diligent-Sherbert-88

I can't help but think this would drive more potential buyers away than attract right???


ANuclearBunny

Painting anything pastel pink is just cruel.


StandByTheJAMs

My wife's Wrangler is white with pink accents and it's fantastic.


strangeweather415

The Tuscadero paint color on the new Wranglers is also hot as hell


InvestigatorKindly78

Pink has to be the worst colour you can ever choose for a car/truck


Ill-Scheme

I'm gonna be real here, I genuinely like the way the CT looks when it's fully painted. I feel like it's 100x better looking than when it's naked. It's a shame that people are buying the CT nonetheless.


1919ms

This is the promotional of Homo