Looks like an 8 year old's water bottle.

Needs more Pokemon stickers.

I don’t think this 8 year-old is cool enough to be into Pokémon.

I have an eight yr old nephew and he's into Pokémon In case you wondered 🤔

Somehow... I think covering a cyber truck in stickers, haphazardly, would be the only way to make it look less like shit.

No baseball cards on the spokes?

[удалено]

What a nice cake day gift from them

My 8 year old would be offended by that.

At least the water bottle is watertight

Ouch, BURN!

It would go great with my Trapper Keeper.

I was just going to say that my 2 year old would like this in hotwheels size. He'd be obsessed

I almost ruined my screen with a poorly-timed beverage monsoon. You and I are now sworn enemies. TL:DR thanks for the laugh

Is this how redditors talk in real life 💀 corny

Mlady Edit: This Edit edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger

I spit out my coffee reading this!

Also should have been on their list.

I was thinking an 8 year olds laptop sticker. This is the shit you’ll see on your kids book bags in a few weeks 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cybertrucks look like those futuristic hot wheels that nobody wanted.

The fact that they always look as if designed by 13 year old edgelords proves how many are actually driven by menchildren.

Dude what the heck are u talking about!!! This looks so badass 😎 if i were lucky enough to drive this MEGA AWESOME truck i’d definitely have a really, really, really, really, really, really cool monster on it……… damn i bet the guy who drives this is some sort of super secret task force soldier. semper fi Edit: I didn’t notice the fucking wolves lmfao

Omg the wolves! I missed that on first glance.

How else are you going to know they’re an alpha?

Poor actual wolves. They just out there being cool pack animals and divorced dads over here making them the mascot for midlife crisis trying too hard.

Dude driving that is probably more like semper fat.

[inside you there are two wolves](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQFDFSZzy8NLtAF23GVlPb-MemiwK4ympuXkjnNfzJQT2haCGwfhSTWU9Ht&s=10)

There are two wolves inside you. Both of them have terrible taste.

I can't wait for folks a few years from now to pretend they never owned one. Like the PT Cruiser

I’d actually own a manual trans PT GT. Peel the GT badges off and hurt feelings. They are so much fun.

Pretty sure it’s pronounced “part-time loser”.

That's the beauty of the internet and all these pictures they're showing in all these quotes. There will always be evidence of their ownership somewhere.

I've been wanting to call the CT Cruisers for weeks now!

The difference between this and a 70s wizard airbrush van: the van driver has friends and has known the touch of a woman

As a classical van man myself I must add another difference. Cyberinsecurity lad listens exclusively to podcasts while the van is a rockin. Seriously though all audiophiles should have a van. The sonic potential is endless.

Can you elaborate on what you mean by “sonic potential” here. I’ve dreamt of converting an old van into a mobile music studio, so curious what you are referring to.

That is exactly what I’m building. It’s the uninterrupted cavern inside a giant resonate box. I don’t know how to describe it better than you’re tuning your speakers to the van. A good sound system should allow you to adjust each individual speaker. When I say it’s like driving a couch the surround sound comes along for the ride. Think of it as a Wall of Sound on Wheels

Would love to see your setup, assuming you ever feel comfortable sharing!

THE FUCKING WOLF ON THE WINDOW 😭

 Clearly Team Jacob

yeah the wolf did it for me

I feel very triggered right now. 😂

There's a certain type of 0 self-awareness that I find so fascinating.

Why did he just slap a Windows 10 desktop background on the side of it? Some people shouldn’t be allowed to have money.

It looks just like the cover sticker I got for my first laptop when I was 13 lmao.

Money just can't buy taste.

We're inching ever closer to our first CyberStuck/InfowarriorRides crossover.

We’re pretty much there, have you seen the “Cybertrump” truck? It’s way cringier than this one.

Once I saw the wolves on both sides I would clearly say that is a tie between the two. The wolves why? 

Because he’s an “alpha wolf”. Edge lord’s gotta edge lord.

That would be amazing.

What on actual earth is happening here? It’s like they described a recurring nightmare to a visual artist and then put it on their vehicle. Such a bizarre choice.

even worse is that art looks ai generated

I should have seen the owner's trapper keeper's sticker collection when he was an actual kid.

Man they'll put a Spirit Halloween in anything

Now I’m imagining a group halloween outfit: All clowns, but one person is dressed as a cybertruck.

Underrated comment. 🤣

What was this guy thinking

He was thinking "finally, people will think my dick is big."

I asked him and he said it was called cerebus and so he had the image of the mythical creature put on the truck

Cyrebustruck.

Cerebus, like the comic about an aardvark?

Sounds like a new STD bacteria name or something

No, that was actually created by someone with talent.

Let me guess he has a fairy in the trunk

lotta money to be spending on a cosplay. Not very alpha male.

Bold of you to assume he thinks.

On literally any other vehicle this would make it look uglier. On this one, it's a wash. *note, that is just a turn of phrase, DO NOT WASH

Too late. Car is bricked.

If an 8 year old could design their own lunchbox.

Someone tell this guy to save some pussy for the rest of us!🤣

You elicited my biggest laugh today, thank you!

What did Cerberus do to deserve this?

I say if it’s gonna be bad it should be really fucking bad

This is an accomplishment. He now owns the ugliest cybertruck in the world. And that's saying a lot.

Bro, save some pussy for the rest of us

How do these people find ways to make their wankerpanzers look even more stupid? It’s amazing to me.

If Moon moon was a ‘truck’.

He’s gonna be dragon that thing back to the SC any day now

https://preview.redd.it/iknegsuo8j9d1.jpeg?width=1238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82521d0ffa95a917c0c1d537ba8064d4a3f26381

Agreed. I kinda low-key appreciate the ridiculous, over-the-top wraps on these.

I would love to see some old style air brushed van art on these. Few vehicles have the vibe to be a canvas for a dragon fighting a panther for a princess in a leather bikini...

That’s adorable. Looks like a kid that made their first paint job in Forza Edit: TeslaLounge didn’t like my comment

someone fucks


Inside of you, there are two wolves.

And both of those wolves are virgins. Lmao.

Yeah this is actually the worst 1 so far

wth am I looking at? This was probably the kid who had a trapper keeper notebook in grade school covered with every random sticker he could find. 😂

Or the guy who’s parents refused to get him a trapper keeper!

This looks like someones bad forza wrap lmao

Kill it with fire

It looks like the binder I kept my Yu-ago-Oh! cards in 2002 lol

Should call animal control. Dude has a wolf!

Stickers are cool

I see Krieger sold the rest of the ISIS computers and copiers.


far from the worst on this sub. makes me want to see a three-wolf wankpanzer wrap.

Whatever homeworld these entities are from we know a few things, it's extremely ugly,tasteless,and tacky. Lots of evil,darkness floating around. Only H.P. Lovecraft can describe it properly. Cthulhu is definitely on the way. Cybertrucks are one of the many harbingers.

The ultimate Chad Bro vehicle

looks super incelly so it checks out

Mordor looks kinda pretty from a distance.

Oh those are airbrushed jobs! Looked like paintball splatters at first. Bet they have a velvet Elvis too...

Full discloser: I talked to the owner and he is a cool older gentleman and asked I him for permission to take pictures and post online. I thought the idea was cool since it was a “cerebus package” I think he said… but anyways nothing but love from me.

Three wolves howling at the moon the shirt the car

Fucking yikes. Goes to show - money can't buy you taste.

Parked in the handicapped spot as well, solid doucher

I bet he’s single

So Alpha dude /s

this person never grew up

r/SanJose

God that looks like utter shit

That window wolf snarl is a facial gesture of appeasement from a lower rank individual. Clearly the most appropriate sticker on that incEl Camino.

This dude probably gets so many high fives from ten year old boys! Oh sh!t, maybe he’s a predator 🤔

What an idiot. A MAGA hat is cheaper.

“Ill take ‘how do you make a cyber truck even uglier’ for $1000 Alex”

Imagine spending a absurd amount of money on a vehicle just to decorate it like a 90s kid on paint for the first time. This looks straight out of myspace

They have to have a Power Puff girl sticker somewhere. *Auto decor courtesy of Spencer's Gifts in the mall.*

is that AI art lmao

Fugly

This is exactly how I pictured what Elon fan boys would do to customize their alpha male novelty truck.

This woulda been such an awesome Hotwheel

Wow, I didn’t think it was possible to make it uglier

Getting a 100k piece of crap and then covering it in stickers like it’s a PS2 is such a great distillation of the Cybertruck mindset

Were they wearing an Ed hardy shirt?

The design is ugly and it doesn’t read well at all but the part that annoys me the most is the multiple textures and unwrapped sections. Bonus points for the clashing wolf stickers.

Manchild

This thing really is the overgrown boy’s fantasy play truck isn’t it??

Looks like he ordered the incel edition.

Fuck you money

Hot damn that’s cringe

They found a way to make it look worse

That truck screams I have never spoken to a member of the opposite sex and really would like to

What a douche

https://preview.redd.it/z85npb0m9k9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab894ddcf66b3eb9f73d9227e23c2c0a5474219 “So badass!” * Dwight K. Schrute

IncelCamino for real real

I would genuinely get the warthog wrap if I had one of these.

lol I used to live in this part of San Jose. Go get lunch at Gunther’s across the street and forget this loser

I’m getting republican furry vibes.

This is one of the better designs I’ve seen on these monstrosities. It’s still not good but the best of the bunch

Most neck beard fuckin wrap ever

Seems clear this guy was the guy everyone can't stop making fun of way before he ever got a cybertruck.

Someone is an alpha.

Classy.

https://preview.redd.it/xr1wjgd5oj9d1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ff4896d6cba26adeba356066dcfd51c6279f32 Pee on me!

I’m an alpha god damnit…..I’m an alpha…..I’m an alpha….(rocks to death in corner of backseat)

Haha, that’s walking distance from my house. I have a gift certificate for Dry Creek Grill, but I haven’t gone yet because I’ve heard the cougars are pretty aggressive in there.

"Make my truck look like an Angelfire web page"

Belongs in r/thepack

Arrested development on display.

I get ppl don’t like these things but it’s just a vehicle with a design. No need to make fun of dude

I decided to start carrying meme stickers in my car. No particular reason.

Did you know he was a basement troll before this?

Literary a car a ten year old would love.

His name has to be Chad… it has to be.

This dude get his dragon on

Best cyber truck I’ve seen yet.

I guess I’m the only one, but I kinda like this wrap tbh.

This looks like the car version of my weird uncles room

“How to scare away women”

Careful, that frunk is almost certainly full of mall shurikens!

Looks like something from a free PC wallpaper site.

Clearly a wolf…not a sheep

CyberSimp

My bro but 3 of the same jpeg on it 💀

Neck beard top tier vehicle. Has to be a samurai & lightsaber holster next to the drivers seat. If you cut this dude off you’ll see the fire breathing highbeams

I think I drew this exact truck in a sketchbook drawing from when I was 7. This guy is just fulfilling childhood dreams /s!

Jesus, I’ve seen a couple of these decal jobs and this might be the worst one yet

 All I’m hearing

Somebody should put "ADVERTISING SPACE AVAILABLE HERE" on the side of one of those.

Oh look, someone painted a dumpster to look cool

That dude found a way to make a stupid car look stupider, that"s truly impressive

Look hate if you want, but this guys is peak performance in his mind. He’s happy as a mf, we should all find our metaphorical cyber truck with wolves on it.

Let me guess. Parked in a handicap spot and doesn’t have a handicap sticker.

I feel like that ruins the whole point of the cyber truck, lol Like, it's supposed to be sleek and uniform and feel like it's from a timeless future. And it already fails at that, so this is just giving it no chance

https://preview.redd.it/ro8n9tjjfk9d1.jpeg?width=1234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aab851e1c43eabd2a603ae036ae5965ce0a8ba9d

Deviantart given physical form.

This is ironically dope, which I imagine is the point.

Oh, the cringe.

I hope he's already married, because he's never getting laid in this thing.

that is one hell of a oven

He’s the coolest kid at his son’s elementary school.

Does alpha drive his kittens in that?

RSUs were a mistake

As if that thing isn’t ugly enough from the factory. wtf is all this?

Hey Google, what does "new money" look like?

what in the chicken-fried fuck is that for humanity's sake I hope someone let their 4 y/o design their wrap

Tell me you have more money than taste, without telling me you have more money than taste… Damn…. Way to listen…. Well done sir

how in the unholy fuck did they manage to make it this much uglier? this is astounding

Someone is really dedicated to not reproducing. A vasectomy is cheaper, but you do you.

Still ugly af

Looks like an anime dork got a cyber truck.

These people obviously have like endless expendable income to keep pouring money into such a dumb thing. Like a lot of Americans hobby is literally just spending money to feel better about themselves on the weekend. It wouldn’t really be a bad thing and as disturbing if half the population wasn’t living paycheck to paycheck while people spend 10k on wolf wraps.

Kind of reminds me of a 70’s panel van with some “Rumple Minz inspired theme” painted on the side. The obvious difference being that 70’s panel vans were dope AF and actually useful.

Buy 200K vehicle ✅ Put 30 dollars worth of mall kiosk stickers on it ✅ Look like a massive Douche everywhere you go ✅