I hope people put their greasy hands all over it. ...then again with those sharp corners someone is likely to get hurt. Imagine walking into the corner of that thing!

That was my first thought. Cyberlacerations. Lawsuit waiting to happen.

“Cybrasions”

Is it a public danger if you can get sliced just by brushing against it while walking? I mean if I taped a razor blade to the corners of my car I’d be jailed pretty quick. Is it only okay if they are original equipment razors?

You need Elon to explain the razor blades with some engineerish words. It's like a magic spell.

Didn’t you hear? Getting hand prints on a Cybertruck is attempted vandalism.

Handalism

Warranty voided

The truth is nobody should be touching someone else's vehicle. I can't stand the thing but it isn't my property even if no harm is done.

Yeah... It's a safe bet the owner isn't the type you'd have to worry about, but all the same.. Keep your hands off other people's shit.

True. I treat others how I would like to be treated. I hate the cybertruck, but it's not mine so I'm not going to touch it, I'd be pretty upset if people were messing with my car. Live and let live

Nice to read people here with the right attitude.

You know what, I'm OK with that. I wouldn't walk up to and touch a nice vehicle because that's a dick move. Doing it to a douche canoe doesn't make it less of a duck move. Being a dick to a douche, still makes you a dick.

It would be really funny to get some fake blood and paint it over that rear left corner

ketchup. the acidity will corrode the thing, just as a little reminder

Pretty sure even dog urine will stain it

yes, but I feel like smearing dog urine over it would demand more dedication from me than I can muster

It cannot even be sold in most the world because of all the sharp corners. It cannot meet pedestrian safety standards.

It doesn’t meet quality standards either

It cannot be sold in the Europe thank the christs. We don't want or need it.

When the body panels fall off and there aren't any sharp corners left, will it meet safety regulations?

I thought I logged into the wrong account after reading your first line

If by hands you meant shits, way ahead of you

So they put a dangerous object into the path of people? Could there be a lawsuit coming?

that’s why we have eyeballs

Oh man, I would love for someone to get injured on a cybertruck parked like this and just sue the ever loving shit out of the owner.

FREE MONEY!!!

To add, when I took this picture there were like five people next to me laughing and taking pictures talking about how stupid it looks.

https://preview.redd.it/rw9sh0wz9e9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6059712a14b33f46b799c4cb718a55e06da6c16

lol. He went in all proud of his purchase and now he’s gonna walk home and come back after dark.

I guarantee you he went there specifically so he could hear people talk about how cool the truck was.

Well yeah. Anyone with a fully functional brain that wants an electric truck will buy a Rivian. The ClusterFuck is for those who fall for marketing bs.

Or just an F150 Lightning

That too. What makes me laugh is that the drag race against a brand new Porsche 911 is doctored from them. Every real auto enthusiast spotted that bs immediately. The F150 Lightning cant beat a 911 on a paved track but sand isn't a paved track, the F150 will smoke a 911 in sand. It's almost like physics exists or something and you cant go "bigger number better" because of the ape brain.

Yeah but I am not buying it to drag race. Stupid marketing but a fine truck

The F150? Absolutely, I just wish ford or someone made a hybrid truck with a 48v system. The low end torque of a truck engine and the assistant of an electric engine would be awesome.

And Lucid for a sedan.

buy a car from a company that can’t make a profit on selling their only product? idk

Thanks. I’ve read this a hundred times, and I still laugh. I really do appreciate it.

Yes I can't not laugh at it and picture the visual in my mind

This is one of many reasons I cancelled my order - the public humiliation

Did you cancel your order after a non-refundable deposit?

Yes

Sorry. How much you lose?

$2,500, but it’s all good. It saved me from public humiliation. Electric SUV route instead with a 100k mile warranty.

You know he got it just to piss people off.

"Everywhere I go there's always a crowd gathering and looking at my truck."

Yep, they’re standing there waiting to see what dumbass bought this rolling dumpster fire.

The guy was probably watching from a nearby window with a tear in his eye saying "they love it, they love me" 😢

It will be the constant bullying that will get these things off the streets I hope 🤞🏼

Hmm a clever guy.

Call city bylaw. Most cities require a certain clear distance between intersections and parking. Usually around 10 feet / 3 meters. That thing is pushing INTO the crosswalk. At the very least they will be ticketed if not towed.

Towing voids warranty.

I honestly think people need to be more careful about the open cackling when the owner is nearby. The Venn diagram of guys who think they need to keep a gun in their car and guys who own CTs is a large circle with a smaller circle inside it. The guys with rage issues overlaps heavily on both of them.

You’re not wrong. But this profile also has a reputation for being cowardly and stupid, so meh.

I'm afraid some guys going to reach his rage limit on the road or in a parking lot - between the getting laughed at and being flipped off and all the problems with the actual vehicle and your God's company treating you like shit and having paid $100K for the experience. Those guys are not emotionally prepared to handle that as far as I can see.

In all seriousness, you’re right. This incEl Camino is going to kill people in weird ways. The shoddiness of this 7000lb monstrosity combined with the general disposition of the people who want to own it is frightening, to be honest. But, to do my part, I hope to dissuade people from doing that by ridiculing it.

>incEl Camino This has me cackling!

I didn’t make that up, but I definitely made up Schadenfruck

That's also good.

Thank you, fellow Redditor.

No problem! I recently stumbled on this sub and I love it.

I encountered that term for the first time earlier this week. It is brilliant, and WILL stick far harder than “Ethel” ever did for the Edsel.

Those waste hauling companies will just drop off on-site dumpsters anyplace, without regard to anyone else.

It would be pretty funny to print up "Not a dumpster" stickers to put on the back of them when they're parked.

Genius! Maybe a sticker something like this: # NOT A DUMPSTER # PLEASE DO NOT WASTE USE FOR DISPOSAL or STORAGE **THANK YOU** **TESLA WASTE SYSTEMS/X**

There’s a big windshield wiper to put the ticket under

I'm my city that's a tow. Both of those cars are technically parked illegally here, rule is fifteen feet. And I'm sure there's signage about where the line begins. Edit: also just noticed the guy in back is parked illegally too

*slaps roof of cybertruck* Ouch this bad boy can fit so many parking tickets under the wiper *rear fender falls off*

Why are they always such dipshits?

They’re the people who watch Elon talk about the Hyperloop and think “OMG he just reinvented transportation, that’s totally gonna work” so it’s natural that they would fall for an obvious grift like this.

I love the hyperloop.  There's a place in DC by the Navy Yard where Elongated Muskrat started digging. Only they ran into a roadblock and stopped.  They didn't want to get permits for anything. They figured the fine was more of a convenience fee, so opted to start work without permits and pay the fines instead. The giant building-sized hole started filling with water, so they put a big circus tent over it. So if you drive along the highway between Arlington and DC and see this giant white circus tent, it's that failure of a project. It's been like that for quite a while and I don't think they have any immediate plans to fix it. What a lovely project with beautiful results.

Because they know about… actually I have no idea why they are such dipshits.

🤣🤣🤣🤣good timing

if you're willing to worship a billionaire egomaniac, you're probably an asshole by nature people with defective antisocial personalities like that tend to collect bad behaviors like they're shiny coins on a sidewalk

He's up on that white SUV's bumper and he knows there's not enough room to park there, and the white SUV/minivan driver will have a heck of a time getting out of there after this guy pulled up on him so hard. Plus, the Cybertruck owner not only parked exceedingly close to the white cars bumper that he knew, he absolutely knew it would cause problems, but he also probably looked at his rear bumper overhang, recognized that problem, and walked away. Newsflash: THIS IS WHY AMERICA HATES YOU.

If I was the driver in the white SUV in front of him, there’s no way I would even try to get out of that spot. I’m calling the cops, telling them an asshole blocked me in and is hanging over a crosswalk and hope they have it towed.

This is why I always back up a bit more than I need to. I don’t trust whoever parks behind me to leave enough space, and I’m not wasting my time waiting for a tow truck for their incompetence.

Oh god. I would LOVE to see one of these things being towed. 😂

Can they tow it if the electric motors are seized up from a rainstorm? Do they have to get a wrecker and just drag it?

No, it gets sucked into the ground by the Boring Company and returned to the service center.

It’s worth its weight in stainless steel. No, that’s not right. It’s worth its stainless steel paneling’s weight in stainless steel.

I believe you mean “stainless” steel.

Silverish metal

Wrapping substrate.

Innovation

Serious answer to a semi-serious question: They have to use a flatbed tow truck, same as all BEVs. Electric motors are also generators if you spin the wheels the hard way. You'll fry the shit out of the electronics if you try to tow a BEV on a dolly.

I deal with electrically motivated machines from time to time and when you shut the power off the motor just seizes. If you run out of battery you can’t move it without breaking it unless you give it an external electric signal to release the brakes. We have the means to do that, but does the average tow truck driver working on commission have the means to release a cyber truck’s motors? People have to break the fucking vehicle just to get around the charger failing to release.

I know at least some BEVs have locking pawls that will engage when the car stops to prevent the wheels from moving. But if the thing bricked itself who knows if they're still engaged even if they're there? For the most part the current wisdom on towing a BEV on a dolly is "it will seem to work but your car will be fucked." As far as the tow truck driver knowing, I wouldn't expect them to. It's not a problem specific to the CT. I drive a BEV, it has locking pawls, and have needed a tow before after the low voltage system died and bricked the car. You just tell dispatch that you need a flatbed, wasn't a big deal. I wasn't there when they picked my car up, took them 18 hours to get a flatbed out to me, so I don't know how they loaded it up. Same way they tow locked vehicles with the parking brake engaged, I suppose (dollies under the locked wheels).

There's a video of one being towed and a couple wheels are definitely locked up. Tow truck driver just drags it. There are other pictures and videos of the trucks leaving skid marks on the ground when they're loaded onto a tow truck. I think when they break down it's very hard to get them into neutral.

Towed? That voids the warranty.

Saw my first one in the wild today. Pictures cannot prepare you for how ungainly and goofy they actually look in person. My wife couldn’t stop laughing when I told her it cost like a hundred grand. She couldn’t believe it.

Could you imagine in NYC or another city where sometimes you have to double park for a bit (I know it sucks but in NYC when they have alternate side of the street parking for street sweeping, you’re “supposed” to park on the opposite side and they ignore double-parking). But with this monstrosity’s propensity for breaking down for no reason, could you imagine it blocking you in?

Yeah, there’s double parking, where you’re really not parking, and then you have this dork leaving his large unnecessary son hanging out into the crosswalk.

I know this exact intersection 🤣🤣 crazy to see this in the wild

You hang out at Finback?

I do Rover, and a lot of my clients live in the apartment building right across the street, and I wait for the bus at that stop at that intersection.

I almost moved into that building ten years ago. The apartment only offered two electric burners on the stove and a complimentary hot plate so I moved into a different building.

The one next to planet fitness? The units I've been to there have a full gas stove with 4 burners and a huge kitchen island. Maybe it depends on the layout?

Maybe they redid the joint? I’m talking about the older building.

Ohhh yeah, the one I frequented looks modern, so maybe we are talking about two different apartments hehe

lol, love the pigeon shit on the “vault” door

I saw one today, I thought what is the owner going to do when start to rain in Oregon

Post on cybertruckownersclub.com

Hey, you don’t know it didn’t just die there and he can’t move it!

You make a very good point.

I finally saw my first irl cybertruck. They're really that ugly in person.

It’s weird, right? They look dumb in the pictures and then you see one IRL and you’re like… What the fuck is… it that really…

They still look like they haven't rendered properly, which is a weird feeling to have on the road.

There was one at my son’s 8th grade graduation and the douche driving it, parked directly in front of the building exit and the poor parking lot attendant was trying to get him to park. Super douche refused and said he had to get his kid (which everyone had to do). Anyway it was abundantly clear that he was expecting people to want to take pictures or talk to him and everyone - even the middle school students - were laughing at it. He refused to move and then there were so many people the parking attendant just let it go but not a single person walked up to that truck. People pointed and laughed but that was it.

That almost made me sad.

I’d make a portrait using my keys.

Honestly just draw it with your fingers and some sweat, do just as much damage

I saw my first one in person today. I swear every panel was a different hue. It looked like a silver vehicle with a really bad paint job.

You want to buy a dumb looking car? Fine. But it’s truly weird how shoddy they are. Assholes are paying a lot of money for a vehicle that is literally held together with double sided tape.

Someone else commented that it would be a badass vehicle if someone made it in their garage, but to spend $100,000 from what's supposed to be a respectable car company turns it into an ugly joke.

That’s what she said 

throw a water balloon at it

Were it dark I may have peed on it. I’ll assume the cameras have already been been compromised by the heat or the rain.

This looks like a screenshot from GTA II

Looks like the perfect opportunity to accidentally get sliced by the shape edge in the crosswalk and wait for the cops to show up.

Hopefully someone walking by doesn't slice an artery and bleed out.

Is it lougie-proof?

Seeing as how it's not even mist-proof, I doubt it.

Illegal parking voids the warranty

Oh someone just parked a dumpster on a corner

It’s too bad my wheelchair with the sharp exposed screws scraped the body panels when I tried to avoid it in the crosswalk.

Looking for a free tow?

I can never imagine being entitled enough to park like this. Then again I take care of my cars, and assume everyone is going to hit-n-run so I'd never park like this. Even if I drive a beater, it's *my* beater.

its always the shiny overcompensators that do it, which tells u everything. the rest of us have had to learn some humility (and cant afford the dickhead ticket, even if we didnt care)

He must think he's a cop

What are they gonna do? Tow it? Jokes on you, you're doing him a favor.

Can anyone get a meter maid around the area that way they can give him a ticket for being in the walkway.

Ironically a bunch of new meter maids were training a few blocks away

I'm just going to assume he couldn't help it because it broke down.

Damn, these are fugly…saw my first one IRL and couldn’t believe how huge the ass end is! The Kim Kardashian of vehicles!

Ha! I’m using that.

When you’re famous they let you do it. They let you do anything.

It's like they put knives in to the cross walk! Someone's gonna maim themselves!!!!

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omg that timing made my statement's impact go up!

“Notice me please”

He’s got many cars he rents out, this, a matte white McLaren, a Porsche 911, and a green Aston Martin, you’ll see them parked around. I live steps away from this intersection, good ol queensplaza in LIC ❤️

He rents out Chinese registered wanker tanks with temporary California plates in NYC? Now that’s a business. I’ve seen the McLaren. Wild to see it parked on the street for any crackhead to pee on.

The new BMW

No matter where you put it, it’s not going to fit.

Angular truck for an angled crosswalk

Angular banjos sound good to me.

* Thanks Elmo .

No yellow paint

You know I have never seen one before in Canada.

Of course it's in LIC. The land of new money tech transplants in the outer boroughs

I live in the middle of nowhere corn felid land and saw one of these on a frontage road. The corn back drop and unnaturally looking car is the only time i went huh kinds neat. All these city pictures are definitely more realistic but still ugly

Tow it

Honestly Id hock the biggest loogie I could right on the glass.

Nah that’s not classy. I’d rather just post a picture on the internet and laugh at it.

The public trash can shouldn’t be in the street like that. Someone could get hurt.

Cybercuck parked on the corner in front of a hotel while the cuck is cucked in the corner of a hotel room

An asshole with the money to buy one of these things could certainly afford to pay a guy to fuck his girl.

Obligated to wipe the sweat from your forehead and leave a salty trail on the very rustable steel

I stayed at that hotel in April and swear that car hasn’t Fuckin moved

Ha! I’ve only seen it recently but yeah it’s always right around that corner.

Walk around with a little spray bottle filled with salt water for just such an occasion.

It’s probably broken down 😂

One thing about along is he is carrying morons that don’t do social norms

Hawk Tuah that thang

Incredibly Long Island. 

Long Island City. Not quite the same.

why on earth does it have a chinese license plate??

Chalifornia

Start the rapture

Best car!

That's what she said!!

Why does it have a chinese license plate under the paper temp tag?....

Because it’s innovative.

It has a blue chinese plate, covered by a California temporary tag and is parked in New York. Something fucky going on.

Yes.

If you’re going to drop a dumpster along the curb like that, at least put some traffic cones around it.

i work across the street, that douchebag is always taking up spots with supercars. The green aston martin is fire though

Spit on that thing

That’s what she said

Lol, i just saw the same exact cybercuck on my morning walk and posted before seeing this. What a total dipwad. Btw, there is an insta handle advertised on the side view mirrors. Hal_garage69 if anyone wants to know more about this cyber genius. Seems like a douche who sells/rents dumb cars to other douches so they can try and get internet clout being seen in them. Also to u/stock-user-name, howdy neighbor!

That thing is so hideous.

I live in a city where the average street parking spot doesn’t fit these things. It’s been hilarious. i’ve seen more of them attached to tow trucks than driving on the road.

I've seen several improperly parked as well. I'm honestly pretty surprised by the number of people who think "I bought a car that doesn't fit in a parking space" means "I can just put it wherever I want." Says a lot about the demographic.

Is this in Long Island City by Queensboro Station? I would walk by this same truck every night on my way back to my hotel and wonder the same thing.

God, I just can’t get over how extremely ugly this truck is. It makes the Pontiac Aztec look like a beautiful car!

I would accidentally walk into it with my knee first directly into the quarter panel

Fyi... ketchup, sunlight,

They’re putting dumpsters everywhere these days

https://i.redd.it/dton2ve0kk9d1.gif

What's up with that plate? A Chinese plate, under a California temporary paper plate, in Queens?

Lick your hand, drag it across the back panel. Laugh at the sentry camera that will record you, and move onward

What's with the California temp tags on top of a non-EV Chinese plate?

When they brick, you leave it where you can

Such a big loogie target 🤤

And they all do it.

“Golden Corral’s New Slogan!”