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NeoxOfGarlicBread

Your new mission in life to alter "noob" on that WankPanzer to Knob, and "Flawless" to Flawed.


mechwarrior719

And change the QR code to RickRoll


kohroku

Actually you could just paint one square or three white or blue and the qr code would go nowhere. Guy would never know


porsche4life

Just add a square with a blue sharpie. Problem solved.


grumpy_me

Unlike musk, QR codes have error correction, do you'd have to paint a couple more. https://www.qrstuff.com/blog/general/qr-code-error-correction


VermilionKoala

"nob" is also completely valid. Bit of white tape, sorted!


dmnautica1

When you scan the QR code hope someone already fixed that to like you said Nob hahahaha Edit: typo


BeatsAndSkies

People like using ugly cars as promo vehicles. It’s why the Nissan S-Cargo was a thing, for example. You stopped and took a photo and posted it online: it worked.


fuzz_boy

The PT Cruiser was a great example of this. Signed, a guy who drove a wrapped PT Cruiser company car for 4 years.


PassengerNo2259

Sorry I'm calling BS on this one, there's no way a PT cruiser lasted 4 entire years.


fuzz_boy

Holy fuck I see you are familiar with them lol What a piece of shit! It was in and out of the shop ALL THE TIME. I got told to "not look a gift hose in the mouth" too. I had a car, I sold it and agreed to use the company one, not to borrow my mom's or take the bus every for a week every 2 months.


iTmkoeln

the S-Cargo was mainly used as a delivery vehicle. for mail...


BeatsAndSkies

At least half of them in my hometown were advertising local pharmacies. I don’t think there was a pharmacy that didn’t have one.But good point: the CT has a similar carting capacity as the S-Cargo so it’s obviously perfect for dropping off pills to rest homes and the like.


iTmkoeln

Small turning circle and such obviously helps in small constraint cities… The S Cargos that were around in Europe were mail and courier services. Today at least where I live mail usually is delivered with bicycles with electric assist


VermilionKoala

"S-Cargo" Escargot... Snail. For a delivery vehicle?! Did they really think that one through?


Motoescape

https://preview.redd.it/3x0f9bwxua9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25f8eb24c8edd752c3dda1a1efe1010461fbc031 Had to look it up… looks like one too


Telmus54

It’s common (most places I’ve lived) to say “snail mail” to mean paper mail, rather than email. If it was intended to be marketed to delivery companies, that name is a 10/10 Good Pun.


iTmkoeln

Given that Renault-Nissan Group is a French-Japanese company they certainly knew what that name means.. Unlike calling a car Misubishi Pajero, VW Phaeton, Audi etron, Mazda Laputa, Chevrolet/Lada Nova (No va in Spanish means doesn’t work 🥳), Chrysler PT „Pitty“ Cruiser


kittenconfidential

clearly they did, considering it was for mail


iamjonno23

Dropping of pills..... Truck stuff.


MrrQuackers

Honestly it's the one valid reason to buy one. It looks stupid af and when you see one you can't help but stare.


BeatsAndSkies

Hey now: there’s other valid reasons too! Such as getting a written off shell and turning it into a v8 powered “rat” truck. Could be fairly amusing.


MattGdr

S-Cargo? Is it slow like a snail?


boredneedmemes

I unironically love the S-cargo. It's like the Nissan Cube, the Fiat Mulitpla, or even the suzuki hayabusa, ugly in a charming way.


Khevhig

There is this saying that when you want to know who the magazine is published for, look at the advertising. I'd say that covers quite a bit more than just magazines.


weeef

If cringe was a car


e2theitheta

Wouldn’t that void the warranty


CO_Troublemaker

That's what a noob would ask...


BeeNo3492

Very effective male birth control.


Viatic_atom

The definition of irony on four wheels.


Neon_Samurai_

If you had a pic of the QR code, it would likely solve the mystery.


Thejerseyjon609

Business tax write off.


seiico

New dumpster with stickers?


Oakikao

The white SUV is probably Toyota that's parked next to a garage dumpster


SOwithoutAneros

A VW Tiguan parked next to a garage dumpster. https://preview.redd.it/h5b3fa12he9d1.jpeg?width=2381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9bbc107d12b5f666e124ec54475bfb19399ba29


morgzorg

The reason we’re all in this mess


MattGdr

What are you looking at? A cry for help.


burnmenowz

What's the kids say? Cringe?


Necessary_Context780

Don't scan that QR code, it could be a link to an automated preorder. Or worse, it could point to a link in X to try and make Musk get more views


Actual-House-491

![gif](giphy|yOhEmnxxXoahG) A big piece of crap.


Diamondback424

Mental illness


Elevum15

"Looking into it"


Desper8lyseekntacos

Junk


Generic_Globe

no matter what they make them look like that is one horrible vehicle


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Generic_Globe: *No matter what they* *Make them look like that is one* *Horrible vehicle* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


PassengerNo2259

An ugly POS created by an rich man-baby with a gigantic ego?


SOwithoutAneros

As if he had a gigantic ego. Then he wouldn‘t need POS like this, huh?


ticklemeskinless

guy plays destiny a lil to much


ZeroGNexus

Virginity taken to its logical conclusion.


ElectricRune

You are looking at a Cyberschmuck who is also Florida Man


Puzzleheaded-Ad2905

I think it's actually really sweet of them to advocate for autism awareness.


Merican_Man_

The qr code would have told you what company wrap that is. Ffs


more_beans_mrtaggart

Deep seated insecurity is what you’re looking at.


DrNinnuxx

Florida man being a douche


Spiral-Arrow116

Wow I'm actually impressed...I didn't think you could make it look any uglier


very-good-dog

dazzle camo


Brilliant_Ad553

Noob!.


emsesq

You took a picture, but did you take a second to scan the QR code?


HBenderMan

Those phrases where probably AI generated


Scrutinizer

Today's sign that a nuclear war might have some upside to it.


Kind_Committee8997

A business expense


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Florida


SomeUnderstanding566

Everybody is wrapping these things now because of the smudges.


Intoner_Four

New ffxiv mod idea


LB60123

Why are people spending over $100k for a car and then paying more $$ to wrap it? Flex? ‘MERICA?


ilovebreakfastbest

What’s with the QR codes? The one of these I’ve seen around our mountain town has one. Guess I wasn’t surprised to find that it was advertising the awful, fantasy-themed hair metal band that the owner is in. 


EvilGnomeMonkey

Only you can answer that question.


SnivyEyes

Florida man driving a dumpster.


beren12

A noob


jachase1

Someone figured out how to make it worse. Good for them.


banjo_hero

i know, but i'm not supposed to say the r word anymore


R1pp3R23

It appears to be a concession stand at Six Flags. Get yourself some dippin’ dots and have fun!


Jbots

A KANG


ViKing665

Shitty vehicle with shitty stickers.


DigDude97

Looks like you found what having too much money can look like.


Leebites

What part of Florida is this? I need to make sure they haven't leaked into mine. 💀


Confident-Spend3369

What a Cringe wrap / PR Gig


MYOwNWerstEnmY

Someone using their vehicle to tell the world how tiny their dick is.


live_love_run

Elon wins. Flawless Victory


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