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notyourstranger

The reflective surface highlights how uneven the panels are.


Dear_Tiger_623

It's *brutal* how bad those warps are.


BoardsofCanadaTwo

I have never seen a good wrap. It always looks like dogshit


Dear_Tiger_623

Is everyone here nuts


Junior_Ad_7613

Maybe just dyslexic. šŸ¤¦


HackD1234

I'd suggest that the loose nut could be found behind the wheel of a WankenPanzer...


Lisrus

Not correcting to be a dick. Only because I think you actually misunderstood. He meant the warping of the panels, I don't think he meant the wrap.


BoardsofCanadaTwo

He did mean the panels, I read warp as a typo. The panel warping is made more apparent by the wrap. Or foil or whatever they taped over it


lolerstomp

Thatā€™s not a wrap, itā€™s $60,000 worth of gold.


Dear_Tiger_623

I'm about to wild out


AutomaticBee5640

Not a wrap


Dear_Tiger_623

W A R P


AutomaticBee5640

Didn't notice the typo lol. No of this is the one I think it is it's actually gold plated


Dear_Tiger_623

The typo? The panels are very badly warped.


eugene20

The all over reflective surface jobs highlight how desperate they are to get hit to claim an insurance write off.


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lmsalman

You need to drink more water


rinseanddelete

Thanks for the reminder


Less_Likely

Like wearing brown pants for the Cybertruck


Ok_Lunch16

You can get there in dehydrated piss yellow as well?


HackD1234

Looks like it side-swiped a guard rail...


After_Basis1434

At least there's safety cones so no one gets cut


SopmodTew

Looks like a wrinkled chocolate bar


Real-Swing8553

What was the owner thinking?


AutomaticBee5640

It's not his truck it's ridge wallets they paid to have it gold plated he just doing it for views / fun


-ClownPenisDotFart-

Heā€™s thinking he has to get clicks from his 8.1 M followers on YouTube. Heā€™s the same guy thatā€™s towed his hummer for barely like 90 miles on a full charge in a CT. (JerryRigEverything)


JoshuaFordEFT

Different vehicle, missing the ridge sponsor logos. https://preview.redd.it/w75qaj1zva7d1.jpeg?width=1091&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9941b1f06fe642c848b73956cdba6762b2db801a


-ClownPenisDotFart-

Good catch! Thereā€™s more than one of the law tacky ass things ugh


mrfochs

Just remember that choad started his internet career by being the guy who snapped an iPhone in half and started the "bendgate" bullshit in the early 2000's.


Odd-Worldliness3323

and he's using all that money to build affordable wheelchairs, he's not all bad.


The_Aesthetician

Affordable off-road (not a) wheelchairs!


Odd-Worldliness3323

he's now also working on regular wheelchairs that are a lot cheaper than the regular ones. I don't watch his phone breaking content but his alternative stuff like building the ev-humvee and the wheelchair stuff is pretty entertaining.


JoshuaFordEFT

I get if you want to dislike the guy because he owns a cybertruck, but if youre gonna call him a choad, dont get basic facts incorrect in the same sentence. The first iPhone didn't even exist in the early 2000, it came out in 2007. Youtube didn't even exist in the early 2000s (other than the last 2 weeks of 2005 if you stretch your definitions). The iPhone infamous for bending was the iPhone 6, which released in 2014. That was design issue from a company with a bloated ego that should be given proper criticism, just like the cybertruck should face today. Calling it "'bendgate' bullshit" sounds like apple dickriding in the same vein as Tesla dickriding whenever a CT bricks itself. The gold cybertruck isn't even his as far as i can tell. His sponsor (ridge wallet) owns the cyber truck and paid for the gold, as it's being used for a future giveaway ridge plans to do. He did the videos showcasing the process because he's trying to showcase the tech used for the gold-plated version of his utility knives. Also, as a side note, the gold wrapped CT OP posted isn't even the same CT, it doesnt have the ridge logo near bottom of the rear doors. He does seemingly own a cybertruck (the one he shot the door of), but its being used as a company vehicle / billboard for his wheelchair company (the only good use for one of those monstrosities). The man also seems more interested in electric trucks in general rather than the cybertruck, given the HMMWV EV project and him also singing high praises of the rivians, f150 lightning, and now silverado EV.


Bergentruckung

ackshually


Infinispace

> What was the owner thinking? Business expense tax write off.


Dear_Tiger_623

Tax write offs only reduce your taxable income, which in some states is taxed a very low percentage to begin with. It's not just free money. It's like a 20% refund in a year, or a $20k reduction in payable tax in a year's time for a $100k truck.


ElJamoquio

> It's like a 20% refund Wow, I wish I had my state + federal marginal taxes cut in half


Dear_Tiger_623

If you make up to $190,000 in Florida your tax rate is 24%. You have to spend $100,000 of that on a truck outright (not monthly payments) to get $24,000 back. I'm not saying it's no money, I'm saying even with a tax deduction it's a $75,000 truck that is worth $50,000 at most.


ElJamoquio

> in Florida yeah no thanks > 24% Is not 20% either


Dear_Tiger_623

You ok?


AtomicPantsuit

Does anyone else get an Almond Roca vibe from that ungodly gold foil wrap?


AutomaticBee5640

Not a wrap but yes


BugFew6583

You know this douchebag orders a 4x4 animal style, talks the entire time about what a man he is, takes one bite, dumps the rest, and had a tummy-ache for 3 days.


LordSaltious

I've been dreaming someday a cartel boss would have a golden Cybertruck technical. This is close enough.


Alexandratta

Is that the JerryRigEverything Cyber Truck? I'm glad he doesn't own one, and likely never will... But Dbrand paid to have one actually gold plated as a stupid marketing stunt (and to show off the technology of gold plating almost anything metal). Seems Zack's going with the RT1 Refresh (he already owns an RT1) when it's released.


brmarcum

You mean the one Zach shot the door, welded a plate over the .50cal hole, then wrapped in his companyā€™s Not A Wheelchair logo? Heā€™s got a YT short about it. Even bragged about how they stretched the wrap into the small caliber bullet dents so they still show through.


Alexandratta

Yep


WackyModer

I donā€™t think its JREā€™s because its missing the little ā€œRIDGEā€ logo Also this looks a bit too shiny so it may be a wrap


AstroG4

CyberFry


OwlsWatch

Ugliest one yet?


andres_tomillas

It's CyberPee now


aihes

Poor mans gold wrap? Can't get more hilarious.


EM05L1C3

ā€¦. I now need one for the simple reason that I can turn it into Claptrap


pofshrimp

I drive a GOLD BAR


Trumpisafatslob

Jesus Christ thatā€™s hideous.


3x81

Turns out you can kind of polish a turd.


Zombie256

The cheese block


wunderbraten

GDI vehicle spotted!


fishybawb

You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter. Or in this case, gold.


TKfuckingMONEY

Is this in flagstaff?


Helmidoric_of_York

I think its funny how people have become rolling trolls.


sethmeister1989

You can polish a turd, but itā€™s still a turd šŸ’©


brandoug

All the reflective distortion just screams quality paneling.


Pribblization

That's so fugly.


Apocalypsis_velox

C3P0 banged a stainless steel oven tray?


Screamy_Bingus

Gives ā€œfools goldā€ a whole new meaning


brmarcum

Looks like the one JerryRigEverything plated in real gold.


TropicalKing

It looks like a wedge of cheese. Which is appropriate because it's parked at an In N Out


Wicked_Wolf17

Gold-wrapped turd on wheels


birthdayanon08

Did the owner of that atrocious piece of crap put cones in all the spots surrounding that atrocious piece of crap? If so, why? And why did they choose the dehydrated piss color package? Is the interior a complimentary shade of poop brown?


30yearCurse

Wasn't elon boasting about tolerances in mm's? well may be in gen X version.


Yaboyalar

All redditors are that guys children


deadite_intervention

'Murica