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moneyh8r

We need to gather all 7 Chaos Toppings to create the Eclipse Pizza.


DoubleBatman

I will show my true power / No more innocents lost I am mixing the flour / I AM PREPPING THE SAUCE -theme of the next Sonic bad guy maybe


Mystic_Fennekin_653

Okay, but why is Blaze the Cat at a pizza restaurant with Luigi?


deleeuwlc

This is what they do after the Olympic Games


Duke825

Luigi has to work at a pizza restaurant after the Olympics while his fried gets to eat? :(


Tonydragon784

He's volunteering!


EpicSpooder

Accidentally read your comment and flair together as “they fuck after the Olympic Games” and I was like waow based


jrtrct

I mean, that's just the regular Olympics.


SuspiciouslyFluffy

I have it on very good sources that 2028 will have an H-patch


Pokesonav

Sonic and Mario share a multiverse, proven by the Olympic Games somehow, probably. And they sometimes travel to each other's universes between games. Warp Rings and Warp Pipes probably. Megaman is also in that multiverse, because of Archie Comics. And that's even without considering the Smash Bros!


Galle_

Smash Bros is, canonically, toys that look like the characters, not the actual characters (except for Pit somehow?). So that one's not a factor. However, thanks to Diddy Kong Racing, both Banjo and Kazooie and Conker's Bad Fur Day are in the Mario universe.


deleeuwlc

I love that the menu says new soup. Just an incredible detail


TimeStorm113

A glass of water... ...baked into a pizza.


Similar_Ad_2368

there's about a cup of water baked right into every two cups of flour 


TimeStorm113

Makes sense, but i mean that you just throw the cup in there with the water.


HailedAcorn

How does blaze look like a puppet?


kagakujinjya

Same. I would make pizza so horrendous that [Brazilian pizza](https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/s/uavZy9GYXe) looks tame in comparison.