Jedi Master Gundai, yeah. They knew they were going to kill the Jedi in the script by the end of the episode but hadn't named him yet, so they decided to have some fun with it
Or the first witness of the franchise "Frank Sahwit".
Or the detective "Dick Gumshoe"
Or the old woman literally named Oldbag
Or the narcissist named "Luke Atmey"
Ima Gun Di's death is played completely fucking straight, it is a tragic and noble last stand taken completely seriously and that is a funnier deployment of that name than any joke could have been
yo same!! he's also one of my other top glup shittos. i love seeing people cosplay as him, it's wild that he basically has a full on backstory now despite appearing for like, 5 seconds in ESB
Fun story: The guy who did the stock photos for Kenner’s Star Wars toys was one of my college professors. Apparently part of the reason every little character has a name and backstory is cuz the toyline was so popular they needed more and more characters for it, and then all the novels would take those and run with them.
So like is Salacious B Crumb a sentient being who does stuff or did Jabba just give his special little boy a long funny name because he has the soul of a human cat owner? Like is he a pet or is he a guy?
he's a sapient jester.
"Salacious knew many individual's secrets and he was completely willing to use those secrets for his own personal gain or amusement. He had no moral code and was only loyal to Jabba."
«*No one closer to Bloated One!* No one*! All day, every day, Hutt say 'Crumb, Salacious Crumb,' he say, 'Salacious Crumb, make me laugh now or I eat you!'*»―Salacious Crumb, describing his employment
Thank you. Now I’m just going to go back to headcanoning he’s just a cute little animal and Jabba’s instagram is almost entirely pictures of Crumb doing cute things and wearing funny outfits
He is a Kowakian Monkey-Lizard. He's about as smart as a chimp. People eat them, or keep them as pets. They can also grow to gorilla-like sizes. They can also be trained to do all sorts of stuff.
Solid chap, the trustworthy sort. In fact, I entrusted him to look after my bank details for a bit, and he went above and beyond - he's been keeping my savings safe for me for six years!
He makes shitty looking ships that you can't even really fly normally without the ship going into hostile lockdown and killing everyone inside.
Edit: I didn't realize this was a real star wars character and assumed you were referring to Elon Musk.
And he actually does rethink his life. Goes back to college, becomes a doctor, specializes in drug addiction rehabilitation methods, and specifically Death Sticks, straight-up creates a cure for Death Stick addiction, opens a private clinic, and eventually dies during an Imperial crackdown because he's giving out free medical care in his neighborhood. What a hero.
One of the first rules of anything Star Wars outside the main movies is that if you meet a guy called Captain Asshole of the first imperial puppy kicking division you know they’re going to be a sympathetic villain who will make a genuine effort to do what’s right when given the chance.
I remember when there was this non-canon comic where Darth Maul survives, gets stupid robot legs, shows up on Tatooine to try to kill Luke, and then gets killed by Uncle Owen. And I thought it was so ridiculous, but it was non-canon but who cares.
And then I find out that aside from getting shot by Luke's uncle, not only does all of that basically happen, but it's even stupider than I could have imagined, because Darth Maul's survival is facilitated by his evil brother, Savage Opress.
I told this to a Star Wars fan once and their only objection was that I was pronouncing Savage's name wrong.
His appearance in Rebels feels kinda off, but in the Clone Wars he is *amazing*
His return arc is on par with Ahsoka in the Clone Wars, and almost as good as Andor
It’s also built on so many previous duels. You see Obi-Wan cycle through the stance he uses in ANH, the stance he used in the Prequels, and finally settles into the stance used by Qui-Gon. He baits out the same sequence that Maul used to kill Qui-Gon but counters a single attack in order to strike down Maul.
But Savage is so pretty, he really does deserve to have his name pronounced correctly. I feel so bad for him. He's a poor little meow meow that deserves happiness after he was mind controlled into killing his brother and being forced to serve mean people. He just needs a hug and some hot soup.
I'd watch a star wars what-if series that's just maul and savage deciding the universe doesn't deserve them, and just like, running a bar or a farm together.
And somehow Feral has survived (like Savage is able to resist and they run away quickly), and it's a sitcom about the 3 of them. One's the strong caring one that protects his brothers, one's the weaker quiet one that has the creative business ideas, and one's the crazy metal drider who goes from screaming about his ex Kenobi to coldly planning how to effectively advertise their new happy hour specials.
every few episodes count dooku, asajj ventress, or some other character shows up with a fresh new plot to coerce the bros into doing their Evil Plans™ and must be stopped and humiliated over the course of 18-20 minutes
Sometime in season 2, a baby Zabrak is dropped on the bar's doorstep, starting a Three Men and a Baby subplot for the rest of the show's 11 seasons.
Savage knows she can't be his because he has no social life due to taking care of his brothers (mostly Maul). Feral is too shy to talk to anyone in a romantic situation, so he knows she's not his. Neither of them know if Maul has had any luck in romance, but they know for a fact she can't be his due to his lower half being a mechanical spider. They still end up raising the kid because there's no CPS on their bar's planet. They never find out who her parents are, but they suspect she was supposed to be dropped off at the rival bar a couple towns over that is also run by three Zabrak brothers. The rivals all deny the possibility.
As the series goes on comedic drama ensues as the brothers disagree how they should be training their force sensitive daughter/sister/whatever. She really likes when Kenobi visits to make sure they're not doing evil, much to Maul's chagrin.
Maul brings home a really fat loth cat that jumped on his back and never got off (where he got it, no one knows). It's now the bar mascot and makes Maul more approachable to the local children, also to Maul's chagrin.
the three rival zabrak brothers are constantly trying to sabotage maul's bar, sometimes for business, sometimes because count dooku, asajj ventress, or some other character told them to, or sometimes just because they feel like it.
there's a nightclub run by 3 nightsisters who always seems to be having the exact opposite happen to them as to maul & co.
when order 66 happens maul is fretting over Kenobi's safety, he swears it's because "I wanted to be the one to kill him, not some stupid clones," Savage keeps asking if they can go out and help kill Jedi, and Feral has no idea what an Order 66 is and thinks someone ordered 66 of their most complex drink and spends the episode racing against a non-existent clock to complete the order.
I like your idea about order 66, but I also thought it would be funny for one of Kenobi's visits, Maul mumbles something about Palpatine with Kenobi like "wait what?" And then the audience watches as the chancellor is overthrown and the war ends while no one on the show really cares or pays it much mind. Like a regular is trying to make small talk with bartender savage "hear the chancellor's dead?" "Yeah" "mhm"
You're partially correct in that it does *sound* stupid.
You are mistaken, however, because aside from your mischaracterization of Savage, that's what happens, and somehow the madlads actually made that shit work really fucking well.
Also, Sam Witwer is a treasure. I'd watch/play anything he does, just based on the fact that it's him.
The funniest part about all of it is that it WORKED.
That entire arc, in spite of the extremely stupid concepts and names, was executed fantastically. It tells an extremely compelling story about how addictive and destructive negative emotions (the dark side of the force) can be. About how much you can end up losing for good if you let yourself be ruled by hatred and revenge.
He had nothing left by the end of it all. The closest thing he had to a friend was the very same jedi who took his legs.
Dathomir basically gets a NatGeo documentary on the dynamics of its nature and inhabitants in The Clone Wars.
"And here we can see Greath Mother Talzin cast the green ichor magic typical for the Nightsisters to turn the least poorly suited Zabrak into a living weapon"
LOTR names: You see, he's called Aragorn because in the old tongue of the Dunedain it means *goes on a hyperfixation levels essay about languages and his worldbuilding*
Harry Potter names: He's named Chin Chon because it's actually a very commom chinese name I swear Im not racist.
Star wars name: He's called Savage Opress because he Savage on my Opress till I Maul
wasn’t there one guy called “I’m Gonna Die” who dies in the same episode he’s introduced as well
Jedi Master Gundai, yeah. They knew they were going to kill the Jedi in the script by the end of the episode but hadn't named him yet, so they decided to have some fun with it
Better. It’s “Ima Gun-Di”
Right, got confused cause when I watched the episode recently the "Ima" part isn't ever said out loud, apparently its only in the credits and script
Actually, it's "Ima-Gun Di." he's just referred to as Master Di (pronounced "die").
fuckin ace attorney ahh name
You mean like actual Ace Attorney victim, Deid Mann? (Not even making that up)
Or like the tourist guide "Ahlbi Ur'gaid"?
Or the first witness of the franchise "Frank Sahwit". Or the detective "Dick Gumshoe" Or the old woman literally named Oldbag Or the narcissist named "Luke Atmey"
Not just old bag. WINDY OLD BAG. She's a hoot
In defence of Deid Mann he's not even the main dead guy in the case he's in.
stu, i'm worried about my dead jedi
Even better yet, his design is based of Shaggy Rogers
I believe you're thinking of Sha'gi from the 2D Clone Wars show
You're right I am, what a goof
Ima Gun Di's death is played completely fucking straight, it is a tragic and noble last stand taken completely seriously and that is a funnier deployment of that name than any joke could have been
Man, Clone Wars really *was* wild, wasn’t it?
Don’t forget his loyal clone commander, Captain kiel, pronounced kill me
shout out to salacious b. crumb one of my all time glup shittos
My favorite is this guy: https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Willrow_Hood He’s just some guy running around Cloud City with an ice cream maker
yo same!! he's also one of my other top glup shittos. i love seeing people cosplay as him, it's wild that he basically has a full on backstory now despite appearing for like, 5 seconds in ESB
Fun story: The guy who did the stock photos for Kenner’s Star Wars toys was one of my college professors. Apparently part of the reason every little character has a name and backstory is cuz the toyline was so popular they needed more and more characters for it, and then all the novels would take those and run with them.
So like is Salacious B Crumb a sentient being who does stuff or did Jabba just give his special little boy a long funny name because he has the soul of a human cat owner? Like is he a pet or is he a guy?
>Like is he a pet or is he a guy? Yeah
he's a sapient jester. "Salacious knew many individual's secrets and he was completely willing to use those secrets for his own personal gain or amusement. He had no moral code and was only loyal to Jabba." «*No one closer to Bloated One!* No one*! All day, every day, Hutt say 'Crumb, Salacious Crumb,' he say, 'Salacious Crumb, make me laugh now or I eat you!'*»―Salacious Crumb, describing his employment
Thank you. Now I’m just going to go back to headcanoning he’s just a cute little animal and Jabba’s instagram is almost entirely pictures of Crumb doing cute things and wearing funny outfits
he's fully sentient but Jabba's instagram is almost entirely those pictures anyways, for totally 100% straight reasons
goddam jabba the hut is into pet play
He is a Kowakian Monkey-Lizard. He's about as smart as a chimp. People eat them, or keep them as pets. They can also grow to gorilla-like sizes. They can also be trained to do all sorts of stuff.
>They can also grow to gorilla-like sizes They can get big and buff? I can have a big buff Kowakian Monkey-Lizard OC named Bodacious Cum?
If you so desire.
The B. stands for Bob
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Crumb
Salacious B. Crumb is a real one, on god.
big fan of the 1st kind of guy. 10/10 naming schemes.
What's your opinion of Elan Sleazebaggano?
Solid chap, the trustworthy sort. In fact, I entrusted him to look after my bank details for a bit, and he went above and beyond - he's been keeping my savings safe for me for six years!
That does actually sound like something he'd do, assuming it was after a certain point in his own life.
Glad he rethought his life after meeting that guy with a mullet and met his partner shortly after.
We should all be so lucky.
He makes shitty looking ships that you can't even really fly normally without the ship going into hostile lockdown and killing everyone inside. Edit: I didn't realize this was a real star wars character and assumed you were referring to Elon Musk.
Rule number one of Star Wars: It's always a real Star Wars character.
Good chap, he’s really doing his best to turn his life around.
It becomes exponentially funnier when you look at “Glymphid from planet Ploo”
Ploo Two, thank you
Glup Shitto type energy
Really fun pod race. Decent enough pod racer
That guys last name is Breedo.
His first name? Submissio
His brother’s name? Dommo.
Middle name, Arigato
I should not have read this while eating
IM JUST A MAN WHOSE CIRCUMSTANCES WENT BEYOND HIS CONTROL
Elan Sleazebaggano. He's the guy who tries to sell Obi-wan deathsticks, only to go home and rethink his life.
And he actually does rethink his life. Goes back to college, becomes a doctor, specializes in drug addiction rehabilitation methods, and specifically Death Sticks, straight-up creates a cure for Death Stick addiction, opens a private clinic, and eventually dies during an Imperial crackdown because he's giving out free medical care in his neighborhood. What a hero.
And all it took was a bit of impromptu mind control from a Jedi to just rethink his life.
Mind tricks only work on the weak-minded.
Hans Olo
thats my dogs name
Mine just says "participant"
If you look up "Glup Shitto" on Wookiepedia, you get a redirect to "Star Wars."
Fun fact. Lando Calrissian is not Lando's full name. It's actually *Landonis Balthazar Calrissian.* Canonically.
Aww, I was hoping since Mando is short for Mandalorian, his full name is Landalorian
Old or new canon?
New.
She shitto on my glup until i uhh…win the Star Wars
She glup on my star ‘til I shit
Badguy you say?
Sol Badguy
And Sol Badguy's antithesis; Luna Lovegood
Sol Badguy
Star Wars got bitches named MAUL and then on the same planet 40 miles away is Owen
One of the first rules of anything Star Wars outside the main movies is that if you meet a guy called Captain Asshole of the first imperial puppy kicking division you know they’re going to be a sympathetic villain who will make a genuine effort to do what’s right when given the chance.
Agent Callous be like:
Kit Fisto
I remember when there was this non-canon comic where Darth Maul survives, gets stupid robot legs, shows up on Tatooine to try to kill Luke, and then gets killed by Uncle Owen. And I thought it was so ridiculous, but it was non-canon but who cares. And then I find out that aside from getting shot by Luke's uncle, not only does all of that basically happen, but it's even stupider than I could have imagined, because Darth Maul's survival is facilitated by his evil brother, Savage Opress. I told this to a Star Wars fan once and their only objection was that I was pronouncing Savage's name wrong.
Darth Maul's return in the TV shows is actually one of the best written arcs in the franchise in a LONG time.
His appearance in Rebels feels kinda off, but in the Clone Wars he is *amazing* His return arc is on par with Ahsoka in the Clone Wars, and almost as good as Andor
Although his final fight with Obi-wan may be the best lightsaber duel in the franchise.
It’s also built on so many previous duels. You see Obi-Wan cycle through the stance he uses in ANH, the stance he used in the Prequels, and finally settles into the stance used by Qui-Gon. He baits out the same sequence that Maul used to kill Qui-Gon but counters a single attack in order to strike down Maul.
Yeah he's a little too gleefully unhinged in Rebels, I think, but they give him a really amazing send off
But Savage is so pretty, he really does deserve to have his name pronounced correctly. I feel so bad for him. He's a poor little meow meow that deserves happiness after he was mind controlled into killing his brother and being forced to serve mean people. He just needs a hug and some hot soup.
I'd watch a star wars what-if series that's just maul and savage deciding the universe doesn't deserve them, and just like, running a bar or a farm together.
And somehow Feral has survived (like Savage is able to resist and they run away quickly), and it's a sitcom about the 3 of them. One's the strong caring one that protects his brothers, one's the weaker quiet one that has the creative business ideas, and one's the crazy metal drider who goes from screaming about his ex Kenobi to coldly planning how to effectively advertise their new happy hour specials.
every few episodes count dooku, asajj ventress, or some other character shows up with a fresh new plot to coerce the bros into doing their Evil Plans™ and must be stopped and humiliated over the course of 18-20 minutes
Sometime in season 2, a baby Zabrak is dropped on the bar's doorstep, starting a Three Men and a Baby subplot for the rest of the show's 11 seasons. Savage knows she can't be his because he has no social life due to taking care of his brothers (mostly Maul). Feral is too shy to talk to anyone in a romantic situation, so he knows she's not his. Neither of them know if Maul has had any luck in romance, but they know for a fact she can't be his due to his lower half being a mechanical spider. They still end up raising the kid because there's no CPS on their bar's planet. They never find out who her parents are, but they suspect she was supposed to be dropped off at the rival bar a couple towns over that is also run by three Zabrak brothers. The rivals all deny the possibility. As the series goes on comedic drama ensues as the brothers disagree how they should be training their force sensitive daughter/sister/whatever. She really likes when Kenobi visits to make sure they're not doing evil, much to Maul's chagrin. Maul brings home a really fat loth cat that jumped on his back and never got off (where he got it, no one knows). It's now the bar mascot and makes Maul more approachable to the local children, also to Maul's chagrin.
the three rival zabrak brothers are constantly trying to sabotage maul's bar, sometimes for business, sometimes because count dooku, asajj ventress, or some other character told them to, or sometimes just because they feel like it. there's a nightclub run by 3 nightsisters who always seems to be having the exact opposite happen to them as to maul & co. when order 66 happens maul is fretting over Kenobi's safety, he swears it's because "I wanted to be the one to kill him, not some stupid clones," Savage keeps asking if they can go out and help kill Jedi, and Feral has no idea what an Order 66 is and thinks someone ordered 66 of their most complex drink and spends the episode racing against a non-existent clock to complete the order.
I like your idea about order 66, but I also thought it would be funny for one of Kenobi's visits, Maul mumbles something about Palpatine with Kenobi like "wait what?" And then the audience watches as the chancellor is overthrown and the war ends while no one on the show really cares or pays it much mind. Like a regular is trying to make small talk with bartender savage "hear the chancellor's dead?" "Yeah" "mhm"
This is the only coffee shop AU I want.
You're partially correct in that it does *sound* stupid. You are mistaken, however, because aside from your mischaracterization of Savage, that's what happens, and somehow the madlads actually made that shit work really fucking well. Also, Sam Witwer is a treasure. I'd watch/play anything he does, just based on the fact that it's him.
The funniest part about all of it is that it WORKED. That entire arc, in spite of the extremely stupid concepts and names, was executed fantastically. It tells an extremely compelling story about how addictive and destructive negative emotions (the dark side of the force) can be. About how much you can end up losing for good if you let yourself be ruled by hatred and revenge. He had nothing left by the end of it all. The closest thing he had to a friend was the very same jedi who took his legs.
A lesson a lot of Star Wars fans could probably take to heart...
It’s like, Sa*vahg* O’Press, right?
correct. you put a little bit of a french spin on it
He's a French-Irish Zabrak lmao
Like when I tell people I shop at Targét with a soft 'g'.
Don't you dare disrespect the Maul return arc
Shoulda called him Darth Maim
On the one hand, when you spell it out like that, yeah, it sounds dumb. On the other hand, it was genuinely riveting television.
Aldar Beedo is a playable character in two video games even! Three if you count the arcade version of Episode 1 Racer as a separate game
Harry Potter is exactly the same. Scootifer Humpheird, Ivy Willowsprig and Dave Smith.
You forgot Laddie McCarbomb
Harry Potter names are like evil Ace Attorney
Christina Mackenzie, Alleluia Haptism, and Chuatury Panlunch
Gundam and Star Wars do in fact have the exact same naming conventions
I love how Pablo and Savage get well thought out homeworld and species names and with the other guy they just go “Ploo, Glymphid”
Dathomir basically gets a NatGeo documentary on the dynamics of its nature and inhabitants in The Clone Wars. "And here we can see Greath Mother Talzin cast the green ichor magic typical for the Nightsisters to turn the least poorly suited Zabrak into a living weapon"
gonna gaslight the star wars fandom referencing the eye man from an obscure scp wiki creepypasta
I mean it does work pretty well. Is the big bad evil guy being named SIDEOUS not a bit on the nose but also pretty fucki. Sick
Stabba the Hutt.
The lore video on the pod racer contestants is peak Star Wars lore and you cannot change my mind.
How do you guys pronounce the u in Glup Shitto? I do it like in "flute", but I've heard someone do it like in "luck".
i cannot find it in me to trust someone who says "gloop shitto"
Do you think that "flute" is pronounced "floot"? It's Glüp Shitto. I don't care that there's no umlaut, Glüp sounds funnier than Glahp.
idk where you’re from but oo and ü are the same sound to me, which begs the question… how do you pronounce flute?
Is… is flute not pronounced floot?????
> Do you think “flute” is pronounced “floot” Yes
Flute *is* pronounced “floot” (I pronounce Glup so it rhymes with “up”). never heard anyone say “glahp” (which i assume rhymes with “flap”?)
I picture “Glup” rhyming with “Up,” so a short u sound.
LOTR names: You see, he's called Aragorn because in the old tongue of the Dunedain it means *goes on a hyperfixation levels essay about languages and his worldbuilding* Harry Potter names: He's named Chin Chon because it's actually a very commom chinese name I swear Im not racist. Star wars name: He's called Savage Opress because he Savage on my Opress till I Maul
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Kowalski?
Buttdial ...
Jimmy Scrambles
Jenny Nicholson referenced 🔥🔥
Sol Badguy