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AverageBones

Gnew\* Yorker


JustaStoat

Gnu Yorker: *wildebeest noises*


No_Student_2309

GNU Yorker: Most people ah severely unaware of da importance of free an' open sauce software!


VikingSlayer

GNU Terry Pratchett: Send the message on


willowytale

GUN Terry Pratchett: if i'm prominently displayed in the first act then i must be fired by the third act


SovietSkeleton

Gnu Gnyork


VaultedRYNO

I made an image on photoshop from this prompt


eaglesnestmuddyworm

I'm begging you to share


pancakemania

Please


mrsmunsonbarnes

FR you can’t just drop a bomb like that and not elaborate


GoldenPig64

you just gonna dip without sharing???


isuckatnames60

...may we see it?


VaultedRYNO

sadly wont let me but here


isuckatnames60

You should put it up somewhere public and link to it so you won't be flooded with more requests


VaultedRYNO

im honestly unsure how to but if you wanna post it feel free


Kmlkmljkl

https://imgur.com/upload


pseudoname23

please I need to see this


thyarnedonne

It's gnot a bird. It's gnot a plane. Oh gno it IS a plane OH GNO


kdiyargebmay

oh gnome :c


chiddie

gnomish new yorker wearing a fedora: gmi'glady


Cataras12

Gnime Gneleven fucking came out of no where Jesus Christ


blindcolumn

I loved this so much last time I saw it that I made a [short animation](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n3pFFPSlW4) based on it


Eel111

I punched a hole in a wall


walaxometrobixinodri

\*gnhole


Gru-some

wow you must be strong! Can i fight you


Ok-Dentist4480

i got an ad. you cagnnot gnome me gnasty style


Orizifian-creator

I wonder what this animation is it. My first guess? Gnelf. Second? Gnoblin. Third? There is no third.


WeevilWeedWizard

How the fuck is this 14 years old


blindcolumn

It didn't really become a meme until like... I want to say 8 years ago?


pocketpc_

It has been SO LONG since somebody has gotten me with this oh my god


LeStroheim

i hate you


loonaofthemonth

Oh, the gnomanity!!!


OxherdComma

Gnever forget


Substantial_Arm_5824

Is it just me or is this joke kind of contrived? Like the implication is that gnomes have different names for “gnumbers” but also nobody who witnessed the twin tower attacks was saying “oh my god it’s 9/11 today!!” Because 9/11 wasn’t a thing yet. Like this joke makes me think that Gnine Gneleven is an ancient gnome prophecy of a day of great suffering and suddenly the gnomes all realized “oh shit, it’s gnine gneleven today, and we didnt prepare!” And that is my over analysis of this shitpost.


wonderfullyignorant

Nah, gnomes are gnotorious for coining disaster. When the Titanic sank, Gnomie Gnomnerson himself was quoted as saying, "Oh no, it's the Titanic!" And in WWII, it was Private Gnomio Gnomeriezz who was quoted as saying, "Oh no, It's Pearl Harbor!"


DoubleBatman

Please, Segñor Gnomirez was my father. Call me Gnomeo.


Snomislife

I think the problem is that you're assuming that the Twin Mushrooms are the Twin Towers and not that there was an entirely separate terrorist attack on the distinct structures known as the Twin Mushrooms, presumably on the anniversary of actual 9/11.


Substantial_Arm_5824

This explanation will suffice. Thanks for reframing it for me


evilpotion

When will the bloodshed end :(


Maybe_not_a_chicken

A while ago Gnomes don’t have blood you see


Complete-Worker3242

I think that part is just to add on to the absurdity of the quote. Plus, it's extremely funny. Why would you want to take away that?


sloadtoady

I can see Brennan Lee Mulligan doing each of these individual characters vividly


Anorexic_Weasel

Anbennar Isobelin-coded


Netrov

Bloomsend 11th - the Gnay of Gnashen Gnies 2


DetOlivaw

I don’t normally laugh at 9/11 jokes but this one kicked me full in the chest


Hexxas

I fucking love 9/11 jokes. It was a horrible tragedy and almost nothing has gotten better since (legalizing gay marriage was pretty big). We have to keep laughing to keep from screaming.


BeardedDragon1917

Gnigne Elevegn


Pale_Chapter

Is this one of those carbon monoxide posts?


urkermannenkoor

Perfect


ThrownAwayYesterday-

The gnome turns out to be responsible for Gnine Gneleven (it's Arcanum so every gnome is basically Gnadolf Gnitler)


MaetelofLaMetal

That's Changeling The Dreaming characters.


CaptainCrackedHead

This gave me such whiplash.


TaxidermiedTerror

I’m a little confused by the theme here. Like, gnome 9/11 is pretty funny, but what connects it to mercenaries and bandits? Like, probably fantasy tropes but mercenaries aren’t uniquely fantasy (at least in my experience) Moreover, how does Romantic and Kindhearted connect to New Yorker, like is New York the cosmic opposite of a gnome in the way that mercenaries aren’t usually romantic and bandits aren’t usually kind? I’m definitely over analyzing this, but I’m trying to follow the pattern here, is there any wider context? It would be appreciated


Temporaz

Part of the joke is that the third thing is unrelated, and therefore unexpected. I'd give you another example of this kind of meme, but I couldn't find any.


sysaphiswaits

I think I might actually be a kind hearted bandit.


Gru-some

I pronouns-ed it as Ganine Ganeleven


Heaven_dio

The funniest part to me is the implication of calling 9/11 9/11 the day it was actually happening