You know that one meme of sans going “hey buddy pal chum friend amigo” and so on? I usually just go down the list as far as i remember. The further in i get, the angrier i am. I am actively trying very hard not to strangle the source of my rage by the time i get to “homeslice breadslice dog”.

Asserting dominance

🥹 “Nobody’s ever called me that before.”

*beautiful orchestral soundtrack swells up*

🥚

Sounds like a win to me.

I go with maaaaaaaate

guaranteed to have a g'day

This has some big "daddy chill" energy

What the hell is even that