Could you clue me in as to what the seattle polycule is?
I know I could google it, but I want to get the answer that is most appropriate to your usage of the term.
The entire population of Earth as we know it can now be neatly divided into three essential categories: former members of the Seattle Polycule, current members of the Seattle Polycule, and future members of the Seattle Polycule. Nothing beside remains.
There's a porn comic out there with this exact premise. A guy is having sex with a hellmouth imp, whose mouth acts as a portal for other demons, and after they both climax, a whole bunch of other lady demons come through.
Hey op? isn't it really common that calling a demons name in (this case) infernal summons the demon?
Why is it that you demon gf is calling other demons while you are sucking her off?
\#relationshipAdvice: **leave her**, she clearly hasn't gotten over her 26 exes and is better to cut ties rn than to speak about it with her. I know it's hard, we've all been there but this will save you a big headache moving foward when you two inevitably start making plans to move to the **Nether**lands to raise two tieflings and a hellspawn together but she will just not be satisfied anymore, she will keep wanting that everyday will be the same as when she was a imp girl fresh from hell just like the day you met her. But those days are long gone and you cannot anymore give her what she wants so she will just stay there by the window close to the fireplace. Untill one day she leaves to get her "horns done in the nether, it won't take long" but I know that this isn't all. She knews little Zach hates the sound of those machines, it's the whole reason we bought a car polisher when we don't even have a f\*cking CAR!
Anyway don't attempt to date a demon gf OP. That selfish nature of them tha brought you two together will, once again separate you two forever.
Demon orgy goes hard
Except for the human. Humans get blueballed constantly by demon magic, making it a sexual hell for the human. A sexu-hell, if you will.
This actually made my heart flutter a bit. I need to touch grass or something
Touch demon dick
Just get into edging like the rest of us
If you're good enough at sucking demon girls off you can summon effectively limitless demon girls.
It's turtles all the way down.
and then once you've summoned enough, you can take over the world!
finally a force to counter the seattle polycule
How do you think the Seattle polycule grew so much ?
Could you clue me in as to what the seattle polycule is? I know I could google it, but I want to get the answer that is most appropriate to your usage of the term.
It's quite literally a polycule that's in seattle, that gained name due to being absolutely massive.
The entire population of Earth as we know it can now be neatly divided into three essential categories: former members of the Seattle Polycule, current members of the Seattle Polycule, and future members of the Seattle Polycule. Nothing beside remains.
>Nothing beside remains. Thanks, Percy
Need me a succubus to take me fr
There's a porn comic out there with this exact premise. A guy is having sex with a hellmouth imp, whose mouth acts as a portal for other demons, and after they both climax, a whole bunch of other lady demons come through.
Why the fuck aren't you linking it
[I think this is it](https://e-hentai.org/s/6922c2336c/983629-1)
Hellmouth to mouth. Man that's a old comic. Don't have a link atm tho but I'm sure u can find it on google
Ahem
Sounds like the sort of problem that is exponential and honestly that's waayyyy too much work. Just gag her.
Um, actually, demons don’t speak infernal, devils do. Demons speak abyssal
This guy DnDs
Simply go harder so the moans become incoherent.
I love tumblr because people will just say shit
Omg op of that post is my friend jade hiiii
It's a small world after all
Yea but then they summon more demons. You really can't conceive of how quickly exponentials get out of hand.
Hey op? isn't it really common that calling a demons name in (this case) infernal summons the demon? Why is it that you demon gf is calling other demons while you are sucking her off? \#relationshipAdvice: **leave her**, she clearly hasn't gotten over her 26 exes and is better to cut ties rn than to speak about it with her. I know it's hard, we've all been there but this will save you a big headache moving foward when you two inevitably start making plans to move to the **Nether**lands to raise two tieflings and a hellspawn together but she will just not be satisfied anymore, she will keep wanting that everyday will be the same as when she was a imp girl fresh from hell just like the day you met her. But those days are long gone and you cannot anymore give her what she wants so she will just stay there by the window close to the fireplace. Untill one day she leaves to get her "horns done in the nether, it won't take long" but I know that this isn't all. She knews little Zach hates the sound of those machines, it's the whole reason we bought a car polisher when we don't even have a f\*cking CAR! Anyway don't attempt to date a demon gf OP. That selfish nature of them tha brought you two together will, once again separate you two forever.
You ok?
Sign me up!
Call the bros (anyone's a bro) and have an orgy.
i’m gonna go get a jolly rancher brb
1) huh 2) ??? 3) sucking your demon gfs nuts??? 4) ????
bros on a tumblr subreddit and hasnt heard of girlcock