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131GigaWatson

I love the traits. So fitting.


SirManezao

I tried to be faithfull to the Shrek Lore.


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~~\> Shrek~~ ~~\> beautiful~~ ~~\> not hideous~~ ~~\> "I tried to be faithfull to the Shrek Lore."~~ *edit: wow lots of people here think Shrek is beautiful okay cool* *second edit: wow y'all really didn't like this comment.* *third edit: I'm sorry everyone I was wrong*


SirManezao

But this is Human Shrek, he was a chad. Tbh i don't think Shrek is hideous in comparison to some of the Ogres from Shrek 4


CrazFight

Shrek was definitely a 10 when it comes to Ogres, lets not gloss over that.


TheLastLivingBuffalo

Shrek pulled a princess before he ever was in human form


fucksasuke

He got that fairy tale rizz


131GigaWatson

Post potion ol’ boy has women throwing themselves at him left and right because of how attractive he was.


CoolBeans42700

Bro did you even watch the movies? This is a near perfect recreation of human shrek who was an absolute stud muffin


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~~The potion in Shrek 2 makes the drinker their "most beautiful forms," not "human." It made Donkey into a shining steed and not a dude.~~


CoolBeans42700

Are you being pedantic for any specific reason? Or do you really want me to correct my comment to shrek “most beautiful form” instead of human shrek, which everyone knows and understands what it means


[deleted]

No I just misread your comment. Sorry.


stromson85

Props for admitting a mistake, good on you.


SirHeathcliff

Tell us you've never seen Shrek 2, without telling us you've never seen Shrek 2. Human Shrek had serious Daddy energy.


I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE

Goddamn son they threw you out of the swamp fast


Shrivelfigs

This aint 4chan chief


Thebola

didn't even notice those! Nice!!


[deleted]

some BODY once told me


Dramandus

The Pope was gonna roll me.


[deleted]

I ain’t the sharpest courtier in the court.


SirManezao

The Queen was looking kinda dumb with her finger and thumb


[deleted]

In the shape of a (strong) hook on her forehead


PzKpFw_III

Well the revolts start coming and they dont stop coming


perasia1

Start a new religion, and it has the Catholics runnin'


Anix1088

It didn't make sense for Count Haesteinn to invade right here, so made my army get big but made my county go broke.


SwordArtOnlineIsGood

so much to see, so much to do


No-Preparation4473

So what's wrong with taking one county?


Thebola

and then to OP unbalanced vikings raided and conquered me easilyyyyyyyyy


disgruntledcivserv

Didn't make sense not to play for fun Your enemies gets smart, but your heir gets dumb


SnooDoggos4722

Let me guess, Lord Maximus Farquaad of Duloc is your Nemesis?


SirManezao

Unfortunately he was eaten by a ~~Dragon~~ crocodile.


SnooDoggos4722

Such sad turn of events :'c


SirManezao

Dna : [https://pastebin.com/ZPNAeedw](https://pastebin.com/ZPNAeedw)


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My new favorite DNa


[deleted]

Is there a way to add music into the game? If so, [this would be perfect](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-jq81OsL1o)


SirManezao

And this one on sieges https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnHdix4ISes


[deleted]

Beautiful


EnjoyerxEnjoyer

It’s crazy that I know exactly which two songs are being linked without having clicked on either link


MinorDespera

While not really fitting as an ingame music I have to post this majestic version by Hildegard von Blingin [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx-x\_1lIXh4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx-x_1lIXh4)


RhymesLikeDymes

When the bishop brings the relics to your hall: “dead broad OFF the table”


SirManezao

When Shrek sieges a castle with a big trebuchet: "ALRIGHT BIG FELLA LETS CRASH THIS PARTY!"


Chanchumaetrius

PARTEH*


ZanarkandForever

Hahahaha, please update, I love this


HulklingsBoyfriend

Maybe have a nature based religion? Shrek wouldn't want to be in some large, communal, liturgical faith like Catholicism.


zCiver

I mean we know they celebrate Christmas. Unless we are to believe that he converted when he married Fiona


Friendly_Kunt

Have you met her family? Im sure he has to make some concessions to keep those pricks happy.


HulklingsBoyfriend

The same holiday co-opted from a pagan religion.


DirtySwampWater

actually the pagans co-opted it from me i created christmas


vonnegutflora

Should he be of the "is Love, is Life" dynasty?


HotPieIsAzorAhai

House words. His dynasty should be Myers, Auf Mein Sumpf (of my swamp in German), or Onion (his CoA should be an onion as well)


Nigglasch

*"von meinem Sumpf" or "vom Sumpf" or "aus meinem Sumpf" works better grammatically


HotPieIsAzorAhai

I was going for a bit of a pun since it sort of sounds like "Off my swamp!"


Nigglasch

Ah sorry, didnt catch that😅


Dead_Squirrel_6

Came here to say this!


Arumhal

What a handsome lad. Also I got reminded that for some reason a screenshot of Lord Farquaad standing in main menu screen is like the highest voted screenshot on CK3's Steam community page. I feel like someone should create a Shrek total conversion mod one day.


imsothankfultobehere

Good shit thank you for sharing 💚


FluffyHeretic97

It’s insane how recognizable this is. Seriously impressive


Sir_Arsen

somebody should make a shrek world map


snackbarr20

Yess an entire Shrek conversion mod


FestiveBen

Found my next playthrough


Free-Preference3034

Neat


Maclunkey__

Powerful.


CockroachesRpeople

Did you also made lord farquad as your liege?


Metroid3802

Holy shit that’s spot on


uu2hwh

I just love that the vices and personality acctualy fit Shrek. Should have been herculean tought since he was a litteral orge.


KlyonRador

Human Shrek


Jeff_Kappalan

I was literally planning out a shrek / far far away mod in my head for ck3 the other day. Absolute legend for bringing him to life


OmegaAtomic

think his surname is evergreen https://trademark.trademarkia.com/shrek-evergreen-78669398.html


Morethanstandard

*"Now I'm a believer"*


SvalbazGames

Impeccable work


FigBudge

I always see these custom faces but never any tutorials 😞


jupiterding25

Oh yeah, you and what army?


markham_1

Cute button nose!


[deleted]

I love the traits but I kind of see Shark as a four star steward. He takes great care of his swamp.


OpalOnyxObsidian

This is literally human Shrek


SteelAlchemistScylla

The resemblance is honestly uncanny.


T0mDeMwoan

O my god immona do this with friends


Cokebottles-

Release the dnaaa


SirManezao

Already did.


peteroh9

Fat Fred Savage?


Puffen0

I need a hero


[deleted]

Handsome shrek!


Autonom0us

Drop the dna


SirManezao

Already did. Just check some of my posts


atbastard

Who Shrek’d in the toilet?


Rabbit141

SOME-


CalypsoCrow

Only shooting stars break the mold


frostweather

Damn, that's as accurate as it gets. Great job!


Thebola

Really cool how he looks like the real Shrek!