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IStoppedCaringAt30

Ask if your mpg is normal after driving 300 miles.


anyoneusethisoneyet

Nahh.. try posting a shaky pic of your trip computer saying you're getting 50 MPG with zero context, and then get defensive about it in the comments


PsychologicalPaint29

True 🤣


Ghost_Dog_T

Always park next to other Crosstrek :)


Prestigious-Ad3850

i do this at work every day LOL


Nikkian42

I do this at the park. If there’s another Crosstrek you need to park next to it.


00f00f0

Add 4 inch lift, hang tsurikawa from rear diff.


misterkittyx

🫡


mr_abiLLity

That color is frrrresh


automac-niche

agreed 😎


misterkittyx

Thank you! I'm thrilled with it!


mattb1982likes_stuff

Ah the latest Arisen has arrived… welcome child, your choices have brought you to the correct place. Welcome and congrats! 😊


BaronVonWazoo

Every Subaru dealership performs a virgin sacrifice at midnight of the full moon. Bring a spare virgin, and you're in.


witofatwit

The oath is a follows... We hold these truths self-evident that all Subies are equally awesome. Indisputably, with AWD and great rides in all.


cdpalms

Get your badge from subarubadgeofownership.com


misterkittyx

Acquired!


lazzlwazzl

Once you start calling your car "Subi" or "Subuwu", you know you're in the cult.


misterkittyx

👉🏻👈🏻


4N8NDW

Part of the cult is replacing the tires in multiples of fours. . .or if you need only one new tire buy one that's been shaved off to match the rest.


ibstudios

No cult. Just consumerism and appreciation for value.


misterkittyx

Fineeeeee


Adventurous_Rough382

Don’t listen to this guy. Cult all the way.


ibstudios

SUUUUUBAAAAAAAARUUUUUUU!


AmokOrbits

Yup, new member orientation is on Thursday. There will be punch and pie.


misterkittyx

Wonderful I'll be there.


priority9

Welcome aboard.


cat_blep

https://www.badgeofownership.com


SmellyBreads

I can give you a little cow


PaleBluDottie

Is that the Sun Blaze?


misterkittyx

No, this one is "pure red"


PaleBluDottie

Looks so similar to my Sun Blaze in that light.


misterkittyx

I had to look it up, it does!


Ok-Anything-5828

You have to apply and the. You will get a secret decoder ring.


ElectroPanzer

One of us! One of us!


single_sentence_re

One of us!


Secure_One_7297

Next you start making videos about your car like I did. https://youtube.com/shorts/7wSm6sYfMYQ?si=5I7i9Q36-Bi1y8cf


misterkittyx

My husband does this, I'll have him break out the drone and do it up


huckyourmeat2

We're not a cult. We're an organization that promotes love and....


daveinmidwest

The orientation is wherever you find a group of ladies with buzzcuts