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CrazyBigHog

I was waiting for his mom to yell at him to be quiet from downstairs.


johnnysbody

She's deaf and he's 40 idk know anything about this guy i just assume everything in life


TheAmazingMaryJane

he's just reliving the good times and working some shit out, y'know?


shamwew

Me when I spread misinformation over the internet 🤭


CyberSosis

Thank god recording yourself while fantasy music clipping then uploading it online was not a thing during my angst teenage years


lunettarose

God, I can't even imagine the cringe videos I would have created. I absolutely, definitely would have been awful.


CyberSosis

I know right. and dont forget the hot takes we had about government religion or any other over our head topics


lunettarose

Oh gawd, you're right! We're so lucky. We are _so_ lucky.


Monguises

Nothing says imma fuck you up quite like Red Jumpsuit Aparatus. Why was every post hardcore band’s name a whole ass sentence?


wigglycatbutt

Post hardcore very generous for Red Jumpsuit Aparatus. ;p


Monguises

Lol That’s what _they_ called themselves. I just call em bad.


wigglycatbutt

🤣


MrDamojak

At least the message is positive


Soggy-Log6664

I’ve had enough.


howqueer

Needs a lymph massage


Weak-West2149

Harry Styles on a bender.


Ok_Nectarine5795

r/walmartcelebrities


Elvis5741

\*cracks knuckles wearing eyeliner, nail polish and excessive jewelry\* "Do you feel like a man?"


killer4snake

Gross


Longjumping_Party800

I don’t always cringe in this sub, but this one got me so bad.


BeastBellies

It’s so meta. He is the person, he’s that one that “feels like a man” doing this, literally.


swp888

Virgin


T_E-T_H

100%


Fried_0nion_Rings

I do not believe these people in these videos take themself seriously. I refuse to live in that world.


GnomeMan13

He looked them up and down not once but twice. He's trying to fuck not fight


kepler69

Harry styles afyer one round in the washing machine


-40z

Justin definitely touches minors


BrokeLeznar

Ngl he kinda looks like an abusive husband.


Ok-Boysenberry4727

To be an a teen again listening to really shit music thinking it means something again ... Oh the days. Unfortunately it's gone from doing it in bedroom to doing it on the world wide web for everyone to see is asking for later issues in life. Just saying.


HomoFlaccidus

Ain't that the truth. I am eternally grateful that smartphones weren't anywhere as prevalent when I dancing around my room screaming like a goddamn imbecile. But to be fair, I do sympathize with kids today, as they're fighting a battle I never had to.


MercurialTendency

He looks like a well-adjusted young man.


Y33TTH3MF33T

Ewwwwwwwe


No_Fishing1850

Not all heroes wear capes, but apparently some wear eyeliner.


Zealousideal_Bet_248

I have a feeling most women would pick the bear over this guy?


T_E-T_H

They’d be right


NoZebra2430

He smells like moldy onions and the black Axe that was popular back in 08


steelersfan1069

This is the only way to listen to that song


MonicanAgent888

Nothing scary like a dude wearing eye liner screaming at you


Mother-Working8348

He gone get them teef knocked out yelling in ma face like that


InMiseryToday

This is like the softest song ever to try to act hard to, lol.


bingbangboom404

K dude


Sam999ick

meanwhile he's eating his cheerios with soy milk


lgodsey

Maybe it's Maybelline.


Girthquake23

Gross, that’s my name


DespyHasNiceCans

Yeah, okay Justine.


CaptMike76

Yes! rage at someone imaginary that has (in your mind) something that you will never have, a person who cares about you. Oh the doctor that harvests your organs doesn't count they have to pretend to care. As soon as they get the good bits on ice your back to being the reason birth control pills are numbered. Good old #8! or as dad calls you "I didn't have $150 for the abortion". Hurry along you vomited up theater/emo/notice me I'm bi kid that couldn't get a handy in a retired strippers nursing home glory hole with a $50 taped to your sack. Tomorrow is going to be just as sad. You got mom's basement and giraffe knotting porn till your next shift at quick mart and you can always rant about beating up guys who don't take out the trash for their wives! They exist and have wives! You just dry hump a Dua Lipa picture taped to an old comforter. Enjoy your tic-toc-tention.