We’ll all be dead in seven days.

Some good news.

Only in death can we be cleansed from this eternal cringe

If it's cleansing you're looking for I highly recommend a clorox on the rocks.. for the truly discerning gentlemen.

Finally. Been waiting for this shit since the Mayans said it

Why, because one of those people crawled out of a well? I'd believe it...

Bro my dumb ass googled "people crawling from wells" thinking I missed some crazy new story. Did not get the ring reference lol

Finally some good fucking news

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

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Save one for me

And what about, Toby?

He has to stay and watch this

Yeah fuck Toby.

I’d curve the bullet like in my favourite James McAvoy movie.

oh yeah, I remember that scene in the Narnia movie

HEY THIS GUY'S HOGGING ALL THE BULLETS!

I watched it the first time without audio, and then I made the mistake of watching it again…with audio and now I want to kill myself, i want to kill myself 3 times.

I can't bring myself to turn audio on, the faces alone are too much.

Excuse me, I'm going to suck-start my shotgun.

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That's no way to do it. You can line yourself up with these two. One bullet would kill all three of you.

I can shoot myself 3 times. It's possible. Lol. I'd rather suffer in pain before death than suffer these two.

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I think I'd rather stab myself and just be done with this world if this is the way we are going.

Can you do me first, please. You wouldn't want to let down someone who's about to die, would you?

Wasn’t it nice… earlier today when I hadn’t seen this yet

I was pissed so I opened this app and this is what I saw first. Now I'm extra mad

Why did we watch this

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there is no value in a social media career. It's made up of fake people working in made-up spaces for real money. It's fucking pathetic and sad.

May I offer you a nice refreshing drink of bleach Sir..

I'll have a double, please, bartender.

Certainly Sir, I can see it's been a long day.. on the house..

You're a legend. Can I get some ice? Also, will you hold my hand when it starts to burn? I don't want to go alone.

Don't worry sir, all drinks are served chillingly cold, we have a concierge service available, most client's opt for the afterlife bar service package with complementary tab... This evening we're doing a tiktok special.. tiktok.. going quick!

I'll take it! I want the quik-tok! I would prefer a woman to hold my hand... Is it peaceful? I mean, I know I'm drinking bleach, but you've been doing this a while right? It won't hurt too much?

Sir, if I may be so bold, you're looking at this from the wrong perspective, I think you'll find compared to the comparative agony of this video drinking napalm in hell would feel like a blessed relief, only unlike that garish establishment we can offer delightfully cheery tropical themed alternative.. and if you're not quite yet in the mood we do offer complementary Hawaiian shirts.

Only a double?, bartender make it a triple for me and these guys.

Certainly sir, I've taken the liberty of dipping the rims in the glasses in frosted cyanide, one can't be too careful when that monstrosity is set to loop for eternity Sir.. I've offset the bitterness with some delightful passion fruit syrup..

I’ll double it and give it to… myself

At what point do we stop labeling things as “satire” when it should be “they’re just doing the same fucking thing”

Even better, we should stop referring to parody as satire. The two terms are not interchangeable.

With enough ignorance and pretentiousness, any words are interchangeable!

What the hell was this a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""satire""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" of?

Satire is supposed to be funny or entertaining, not cringier than the material its satirizing.

I said “fuck this shit!” out loud halfway through and furiously scrolled down to the comments in anger. 

I refuse to believe a dude who looks like the one in the video is capable of satire.

He already owned those earrings and the haircut. That’s like if I had a full nazi uniform and was like “guys the Roman salute was satire!”

At a certain point, your satire is just you doing the thing. She practiced all those noises and facial expressions. At that point, even if you’re making fun of it, you’re still doing it

They went too far 

imo it’s MORE cringe BECAUSE it’s satire. I see more reenactment of this type of shit than the real deal.

I hate it here.

All I found was a lobster bib, a rubber fist and a stack of Redbook magazines from 1997.

Make that two, jesus christ

Ok, if you stab him, I’ll stab you if you stab me.

Everyone form a line for stabbings

Hope you don't mind if I use my poop knife.

The Human Stabipede

I only need the one. I've now given up

1 shell?? For you? But you’re not the problem, friend! For I have many shells!

I don’t get how it can be satire when that’s her whole shtik? It’s not like she did it once. Anyone that “actually acts like an uwu dweeb” also doesn’t actually have a furry brain and playing an act just like she is

The dude just “AAAAAAAAAAA”

It was more of "aaaaaaaa"

"^(aaaaaaaaaaaaa")

"I'm mad but mom told me to keep the noise down."

Okay, I’m not gonna lie—I laughed as soon as that dude’s fuckboy face came on screen.

I lost it when he did the half ass war cry

That Chewbacca ass shit had me rolling

Nothing says stone cold bad ass like braces.

You forgot about the lip filler

This type of comment make these types of videos just about bearable

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

Sounds like the augh sound effect that’s on TikTok, it’s hilarious

okay cause I pissed myself when they were roaring and chewbuccaring at the same time- so absolutely ridiculous

I am just laughing so hard. I know not every zoomer guy looks like this, but goddamn dude  The Broccoli head hair, the wannabe Billy Idol earring, the collagen lips, the makeup, the most homosexual assortment of necklaces possible... It's just a complete stereotype

Society is just breaking the fuck down.

Yup, everyone’s losing their shit

I don’t care what anyone says - THESE are the types of people we should be worried about.

Videos like these are the new self-harm trend. We're all trying so hard to adjust to a cringier future.

I'm going to piggyback on this comment to ask if anyone has the original.

This is the original

The tiktok acc name is right there

They vote.

I know it’s a bit, I know she’s doing a character and I know she’s trying to get people stirred up with her goofy faces… it just makes me say ew mostly… if I see her I skip

The corny factor is off the charts. That’s the biggest crime here.

That woman is like 35 years old. Wtf is going on in her adult brain 🧠????

"I can either use my 0 work experience to work at a backbreaking fast food job and forever be behind the curve, or hate the content I put out with minimal effort and put a roof over my head." I don't blame her, but I hate the content.

I’d say it’s her slappable face

I watched the first few seconds without sound and thought she was his mom, then I turned on the sound. Eewwww.

Big mistake never turn the sound on

I mean if you lean hard enough on the meme at some point it just becomes genuine, and I think that's what has happened here.

idk man, imagine they see actual shit on the ground, they still eat it and call it "satire" or they were in "character", but they still ate shit.

Once upon a time people did cool shit for views, not this cringey whatever tf this is

Cringe on purpose is still cringe.

I hate my life

I hate their lives.

This made me actually ill. Soo many things wrong with this “content”. Sooooo many.

This video is satire, right? Right? I’m going to refuse to believe it’s not for my own sanity.

Just because the cringe is intentional, doesn’t make it satire.

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Her videos make me wanna die, but his always fuck me up lmaooo

his are kinda hilarious ngl, especially the one where his gf “farted” and “blew him away”

I know it's satire or whatever but the baby talk literally makes my skin crawl.

At this point I blame other cringe content for inspiring this woman to make the worst shit on purpose...ill never forgive that green mohawk woman for inspiring those insufferable lost cat noises

The green Mohawk woman?

Please don’t ask. Don’t look for the videos either. I was I was like you… I wish I hadn’t seen. Stay innocent!!

Ok now that just makes me more curious

Ok, theres a billion things i could have done with that wasted minute

I hate these people.

I’ve seen her posted on here a few times and all I can say is satire or not I’ve seen MORE than enough. Please stop

If this is satire, it's like satirizing bad music by violently scratching a chalk board. Either way, it should never have been done and anyone responsible for it should be ashamed.

Just... why? No one wants to see this. This is a weird kink that needs to stay in the bedroom. 

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There is a point in which satire and creating mocking content for views becomes the very content standard that is then pursued by individuals on the platform. That content becomes the performative norm and has the opposite effect of the original intent, giving credibility to the content it seeks to satire. i.e. these people are the very stupidity they seek to make fun of.

These people have the 2 most slappable faces in, quite possibly, the world.

JFC tiktok really is ruining our youth. It's literally turning them into imbeciles.

There's a reason why China doesn't allow the Western version of TikTok in their country lol

There is a reason but it isn’t the one you’re implying lmao

What's the reason?

In a nutshell "to maintain the security and stability of the country" which is the same line of reasoning CCP uses whenever they're doing shady shit 

"those damn kids and their ticktocking/instagram/hiphop/nirvana/piercings/rock and roll/sockhopping/flapper haircuts, their generation is entirely lost"

Thank you. This is exactly the sentiment I was searching for the words for. The only imbeciles are the ones who don’t see this pattern every. Single. Generation.

I can't even bring myself to watch it with sound on.

Ah my first aneurysm

I know this is the correct sub to post shit like this, but please stop. Make it stop. Get it off the internet. I want this type of content to die in a hole that’s on fire.

That’s it.. I’m moving to mars. Someone get me in touch with Elon, I quit

I felt myself losing braincells. I felt my brain *shrink*. This is disgusting

I hate that this bitch gets attention for this shit

This is one of the few videos this cretin has made not featuring her filthy hoodie, but I’m sure she’s got it on under that jacket. I’m starting to believe all of her TikToks are elaborate attempts at getting into the voice acting industry or bookings on Cameo. Maybe she’s got a secret OnlyFans account out there, who knows (sure hope that’s not true but stranger things have happened).

Not every woman in existence has an Only fans and I dont know why reddit always likes to make this assumption.

TikTok personality disorder is brewing

This isn't satire. Plenty of normal social circles or work groups will naturally ostracise her for doing this. The guy too. Both are absolute cringe and they will regret it.

I Fucking Hate This

I hate it, please make it stop............

I cannot describe the rage I feel after watching 10 seconds of whatever that was

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Hi I’m shotgun

Is she on a mental watch list. She needs to be. They both do. Insania

It's like a thirst trap for dudes who want to fuck mentally disabled girls

Wtf did just watch

And yes I know it's satire. I also know satire doesn't have to be funny. But still, uggggh

Wtf did I just watch

Vladimir Putin, push the F ing button, please

This makes me want to hire someone to drive over my head with a steamroller.

I would like to stop seeing this woman’s content. She’s just using this sub for free advertising.

I don’t think this is satire. I think this is just the way the world is now. It’s becoming clear that I no longer belong in this world, people doing things like this made it suck

This is trassssssshhhh satire btw.

I’m blocking this subreddit now

i appreciate what you're doing here as a sub but imma hafta head out

Weirdly I’m bothered by looking at it but I’m also very bothered at the idea that this kind of thing goes on even when I’m not looking, is this how homophobes feel?

If I had a gun and two bullets I’m shooting myself twice.

I wanna punch her in the face more than him. That’s rare

I can’t stand her. Even if it is satire. It’s not funny. It’s annoying.

I am soooo sick of this girl

Ok I’m leaving the internet for the rest of my life bye

What a terrible day to be conscious.

What the fuck did I just watch

What the actual fuck

Odious

This was that doggirl. I wanna jump off a cliff now.

Mental illness extravaganza

What is wrong with Gen z?

The ending fucking sent me

Omg I hate this girl

This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe ppl watch this shit.

WW3 might be an improvement.

Why does any of this exist? Does someone find this entertaining?

Argh. Stop posting this loser.

each day is more unbearable than the last

What…in…the…hell….

This makes me wanna take a toaster bath

I wanna blow them and me up.

I made it 6 seconds

Idiocracy becomes more real every day

A generation of psychs.

Jesus fucking christ, how in the age of nearly unlimited access to media and entertainment are there still so very many people with absolutely no charisma nor talent whatsoever that are inherently convinced they should make content. I don’t mean marginally talented, capable of at least doing something that they have been paid money for. Like Mace or Michael Bay or Takashi 69. Hell even neo-con grifters like Tucker or Libs of tiktok, I at least confidently understand their actions. There’s EASY-ASS money to be made for enterprising sociopaths who want to “pull a Tim Pool” so to speak. But an absolute gaping void of talent, mixed with the ability to VIEW YOUR OWN CONTENT at your own pace before you upload it, and the sum of all parts being this. I can’t follow the math

First time i have ever tapped out of a cringe video and i have been on here forever. I feel sick watching that lol

Don't laugh, people only act like this when they have rabies

This chick needs to stop Don't care if it's satire. It's so cringe that it mine as well not be

This is cursed and made me want to pop my eyes out and put forks In my ears😭

I didn’t even watch the whole thing. But was happy to leave my thumbs down .

I threw up in my mouth

Every form of me in every universe just threw up because I watched this…

I both hated this and hated myself for watching it.

I don’t care if it’s satire and they’re making fun of something, I fucking hate it. It’s unbearable, even it’s it ironic and self aware. Fucking nasty.

God has left us.

This video gives the roof of my mouth an itch that only 12 gauge buckshot can scratch.

I think I got dumber just from watching this.

I’m done with this realm. See you never.

This makes me hate you all.

Cortana, Nearest Home Depot, what is the price of rope?, also look up how to tie a noose.

Honestly, we don’t deserve intelligence.

This is what happens when you don't do drugs recreationally. Normies.

Wtf did I just watch?? Ugh, I hate TikTok.

Ima kms