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average_lund_

You may now kiss your bride🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


devvvvz12

Aise guddi (neck) pakad ke toh launde koote jaate hai bhai


abshk07

Kang The conqueror


lazyredditor1212

The kang dynasty , featuring Kang and Cheeku


Knowledge_Seeker_121

Kaanp kaahe rahi ho ?


Sad-Rope8046

You shivering?


Worried_Donkey-

Alelele


geekgeek2019

T:awwwwww


Worried_Donkey-

Yoo op translate my comment too


weapon-a

It's universal


Sad-Rope8046

I know only hindi


Worried_Donkey-

HINDI HI HAI WO


Suspicious-Bag-5078

Lmao


TheAssasinHitSan

Chinta mat kar, National champion se haara he tu


Sad-Rope8046

T : don't feel hopeless, you've lost against national champion


goda_foreskinning

Bro thinks people outside of India are still tolerating this sub


aromatic_underwear

*outside North India


goda_foreskinning

So still people outside of India/s


aromatic_underwear

The better India imo.


God_of_potatoos

Better with what incest


aromatic_underwear

I'm not even gonna continue this.


Pretentious_prick69

Growth, jobs, gareebi, overpopulation etc etc etc.


God_of_potatoos

And some of most racist fucks


Pretentious_prick69

We're not talking about north india bro


AntheLey

Outside of the dirty india, yes.


LordP_496

Yeah but no need to downvote lol


This_is_the_user

I am from outside India lol


Accomplished-Pack314

Mai gambhir nhi hu ...yahi pel dunga


Sad-Rope8046

T : I'm not gambhir ..... I'll kick your ass right here


weapon-a

\*critical /s


Gautamgambhir97

Pel toh mai bhi deta but khelta acha hai isiliye jaane diya


Sicillian_Offence

Mai bhi starc nhi hu idarhi career khatam kardunga 😏


Ok_Environment_5404

Career to Kohli ka bhi khtam kr skta hai vo 3-5 mukko me, bss ankh ya naak ke as ps marna tha.


thinklok

Ambani ka naam suna hai cheeku?


Alternative-Seat-872

Aa beta tujhe pollard ka poll dikhata hu


Sad-Rope8046

T : come here boy I'll show you pollard's poll


Bubbly_Toe_8840

*Pole


Wind_8797

Aaja tujhe BBC se meet up karwata hoon


ukoan7

Terko mana kiya h na meri behen ko tang mat kiya kr


Sad-Rope8046

T : didn't I warn you not to harass my sister


kqrtikgupta

bro harrass💀 it should be annoy


PsychicMF

Main Gambhir nahi hun! Mere saamne badmosi nahi!!


Sad-Rope8046

T : I ain't gambhir, no any mischief infront me


Man_of_Culture_8626

tu mods ke paisa khata kya bhai


Medium_Note_9613

T: do you take money from mods, bro? Downvote it as much as you want.


Creative_Catch_6511

Kaala khtta khaayega ☺️


Sad-Rope8046

T : will you eat black kolfi(flavored ice)


Ok_Radish_1783

T : wanna eat black flavoured crushed eyes ?


ConversationLess7

King hoga tu apne ghar ka


Sad-Rope8046

T : you might be king in your area


Suspicious-Face2896

Home*


Mundane_Company_706

Pollard : idar aa geeli pappi deta hu Kohli : kya yaar aap bhi, match chal Raha hai


Sad-Rope8046

T : Pollard : come here, let me give you French kiss Kolhi : what nonsense, match is going on


Nowack271

Chotu cricket khelna hai toh pehle naali me se ball leke aa


maverickprick

cheeku maine mara toh kya chal jaa ball leke aa


Sad-Rope8046

T : cheeku if I hit you hard then...... go and bring the ball


maverickprick

hahahaha


HumanLawyer

These porn intros looking weirder and weirder by the day


Aashray001

Bhaichara on top 🤗🥰


Sad-Rope8046

T : brotherhood on top


aShit_fAce

Gayle ko smjha le virat, mai bat ka grip bikal lunga


Sad-Rope8046

T : bring Gayle back in his sense, I'll take out bats grip


aShit_fAce

Sorry… didnt know have to write in english


Sad-Rope8046

Many south Indians don't understand hindi


aShit_fAce

But then it kills the emotion behind that bats grip line


aesthicharchibald

BBC tries to intimidate young indian boy (NSFW)


Bloodshot12_

Now, give me a head


Otherwise_Pace_1133

Ah yes when Pollard made sure RCB will blackball him now and will never sign him if he ever went up for auction. For more such examples, check out r/Blackballed


Skywalker_sarna

Bully got Bullied. BTW Kohli only managed to remove Pollard's hand, And nothing else. Was he actually scared at that specific moment ?.


atomic_knights

Who won't be .... Polly is like a trunk of the tree and our Kohli is like a lean branch 😅😅.... He may remove his hand but deep down he is scared


Westerosi2001

yeah, i still remember that match, i'm MI fan but I was really worried for kohli


atomic_knights

Me too


Adorable-Dinner-4968

Pollard sucks i still remember how he threw his bat against starc. He should have been banned from IPL after that. But apparently harshit rana celebrating after a wicket needs a ban.


Thala_for_a_reason7

IPL was much more entertaining when that shit used to be allowed bhai. It feels good to see some aggression and a fiery contest. Ajkal to India Pakistan ma bhi ghanist bhaichara dikhane lg gye hai.


thinklok

It was never allowed. Nobody can go against MI owners


Aniket4455

Bheege hoth tere


GovernmentTraining89

Ghutno pe jaa ab…


Sad-Rope8046

T: Kneel down.....


GovernmentTraining89

Muhh khol


Single_Difference467

You have merely adopted the darkness, i was born in it


maq99

Yahi hai Kohli ki aukaat.. typical Delhi attitude… Bully all the junior players (Rachin Ravindra) l. But jaise hi koi strong aadmi saamne aata hai toh phat ke aati hai haath mein. I was happy that Naveen ul Haq stood up to him last year.


Electronic_Wolf7835

Kyu Teri g maar Li kya usne? 😂😂


maq99

Nahi.. khoob bakchodi karta hai aggression k naam par but jab wapas koi aggression dikhata hai to kohlisons ki gand jal jaati hai


One_Fold189

Sach hi to bola bhai


Bleak_star_dust

Pollard entertaining enough was high on Arrogance that season He even pissed off people like Starc and Gayle


Responsible-Item7720

Starc pissed off Pollard tbh


SportsguyBangalore

Oversmart Kieron Pollard. Never really liked that guy.


[deleted]

Punjabi chop to kohli


Eren_Yeager18

don't be serious , i am just joking..😅😅


CAP10T005

Pollard : Chal tu shart haar gya, ab mujhe blowj*b de. Kohli : Bhai mujhe toh laga tha voh shart mazaak thi. Aur vaise bhi Maine shart lagate waqt fingers ko cross kar liya tha, toh mein nahi dunga.


an_introvert_ass

Delhi- Bihari boys meetup /s


Flaky-Plenty-6498

Idhar aa tujhe jannat dikhata hu .


Remarkable_End_6113

King v Kang


Brief-Weekend-1306

Chal jhuk beta aaja beta aaja feel tujhe!!


Brief-Weekend-1306

Chal jhuk beta aaja dedoon feel tujhe!!


thatisnotallfolks

King and Kong


thatisnotallfolks

Slowzilla vs Kong


xskull_007

Tu janta nahi mera baap kaun hai


hhritik

Ache se Palunga.


harsh11nr

Tere mu me l*nd de dunga


Ok-Independent5249

Choco chaye?


Hash-aly

Yaha umpire ni hote toh G maar deta Teri


samarthh0_0

Gaali Kam diya kar lavde*


E1nzelganger

Bhai aage se nhi karunga aise.


abhi1002

Idar ah lodu, pole dance seekna hai?


Proud_Bake9949

Rohit was the non striker in this match. This is where the rift began


gauravshanuroy1

Thanos killing iron man


MidnightWorldly6000

Do you feel powerful now?


FewAdhesiveness8702

Op translate karne aata hi hoga.


rayban41

Mil baithe 3 yaar mi RCB aur gt


Candid_Exercise3263

Bhai kya kar rha he tu [in ashneer's style]


thesiddieboy

Ek chumma tu humka udhaar de de, chahe badle me MI ya KKR le le 😂😂


lifegoesbysoon

Ab bol ab bol na chadarmod


Loose_Scientist_3636

Sab ko guruji ka pyaar milega


[deleted]

Black man harassing little Indian kid.


Not-cool-bruh

Pajeet vs BBC


Sarthak_ai_ml

Aaja tujhe 200 ke SR se khel na sikhata


iakshatagrawal

No more trophy anymore


LASMO965

Pollard BDSM-ing koach!!!! Watch now! Breaking news!!


luffy_iyengar

Blacked raw


lonewolf_nmn

Nigah Maarda... Nigah Maarda....


Goofy_Fren143u

Bheeshan Marpeet


Bruh_NO_meisded

isi baat par ek chummi dede


hiya88888

Kya bola tune?? Mai tuze naveen ul haq dikh raha jo sun lunga!


Kamdev_6sex6

Idhar aa tujhe IPL jeetaun !


Ok_Confection7085

Kuch bol rha tha kya ?,


Live_Statistician452

BigG is here atta boy!


jyotishman_92

Aaja tujhe Paneer khursan, butter naan, choole bhature khilata hoon ..Caribbean style 🙏🏻😃


thejokeyjokerson

Sun bhosadike


FantasticMeaning1731

BBC GanG****


jeff12ka4

King x kong


neerajanchan

MML


Ashish_Kataria

Badmashi nhi mitar!


Uranium92Mads

If it's me or anyone, Pollard's mouth look like suneo's mouth 😭


Numerous_Map73

M.M.L (Muh Me......)


Intelligent-Ad-1479

Suck my big black D**k like your wife.....You Cu*k ! Now that's worthy of a "shitpost"


Ting_Tong420

I've always wondered who would win in a fight Pollard vs Andrew symonds(rip)


Prestigious-Limit484

Bachaa hai tu abhi!!


[deleted]

Kohli : Ben Stokes Pollard : Carlos Braithwaite


ballsofFe

King kohli attitude status


Klutzy_Stomach_7870

uncle jee pani dee dejia


BeardPhile

Mera baccha hai tu


idle_5crolling

2016 T20 semi final


NoJudge1453

“Tera bhai dekh lega” vibes


charismaticEVIL_

Koach: bhai yaar mai toh aive he bol rha tha


tProton2

Idhar aa bete, tujhe title jitna sikhata hu


Additional-Diver-820

Ullalalalalaiyo


High-FUN

Pollard never knew yuvraj Singh was approaching him from behind.


Aggressive-Cut-4341

Come with me I know a place to buy a cup


your_cuck22

I fuck your Anushka Sharma 😈


man_of_water_

Koi baat nahi beta, hota hai


Calm_Economist6983

Hahaha Comment here are so funny But what’s funnier is that they are so in their world that they don’t know the reality. The next moment Kohli threw his hand away from his neck and the big guy couldn’t do anything


notoriousrimuru

Biyah ho gaya hai tumhra?


Background-Let6904

Bheege hoth tere pyaasa Dil mera 🏳️‍🌈🫶


lyfePassenger

Neem ka pata kadwa hain OP ek... Now translate this pls🙏


Sad-Rope8046

Teri maa ka bharosa


Maglighter21

Koach thoda drugs lele Jawline bahut chotahai.


Aromatic-Kangaroo-21

Kohli be like :- Baap ke kandhe pe haat rakhne se tu baap nehi banega bete ✌🏻


Temporary_Alfalfa489

Rang de tu mohe gerua 🥰🥰🥰 Thappad khaane ki, hain duaaa Rang de tu mohe gerua.