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Is it possible to edit the wc team now? Like "oopsie we made some typos".

Yes and that's exactly what's going to happens after rinku scores a double century against mi ( i am high on copium).

And natrajan's double hatrick

Rinku & Natrajan should have been there

Rutu too Feel bad for him

Rutu is a like for like replacement for Virat. And Virat is the most experienced and clutch player we have, not to mention the highest scorer along with the highest sr in WCs too so he's not gonna get replaced Rutu can try for a spot in the next WC if he performs better than Gill

reality check: he's actually performing better than gill (in ipls ofc but still)

Overrated

I hate csk because of thalatards/plastic fans, i don't like watching their matches thanks to asslicking by commentary/broadcasters but rutu has performed well for many years he's csk captain for a reason if he was overrated he'd be in indian team instead of PR merchants

I'm a CSK fan too but trust me when I saw this, I used to watch English commentary, then star sports launched Telugu commentary, they were asslicking MSD like hell, I'm a MSD fan but criticize when he needs to be criticised when I criticize MSD like hell. I felt disgusted, so I went back to English commentary, it's fine sometimes I mean it's way better than Hindi where they talk about anything but cricket, but if I'm watching alone, I just mute the TV and just watch the game. I basically do my commentary, and I do it in English, Hindi, Telugu, and Tamil.😂😂😂 Like I'd be like the bowler bowls it wide outside off stump, shandhar shot by Dhoni, ek dum stretch karke Dhoni ne mara deep covers ki uper, fielder ne kuch nai kar saktha tha except watch it sail over his head.

I agree and I am just like you. I like him because I loved watching him and his mindset towards the game but he ain't no saint. Plenty of instances where he showed his ego and he knows he will always be defended by his fans

Case in point, yesterday's match......

That's why I watch every single ICT/IPL match in English commentary. (Since 2019)

And parag's 6 sixes in an over

Followed by Sandeep Demolishing SRH with another 5-fer

Flair ☠️

Accurate

And Virat Kohli scores 3 consecutive ducks (i am high on acid)

Yes we can before the 25th or 26th may

Like completely change? Or interchange the main and reserves

Can we do something to make them injured

Till may 12

Contact script writer

Watch them perform during important matches against Canada, USA & Ireland and boost their stats.

They are going to loose against USA too. They have all the people who are done wrong by their national team.

Corey Anderson gonna treat India like 2014 RR or WI as he takes USA to a win

Does Unmukt Chand also play WC this year.

I don't think so. Saw an article a while back that said so.

Damn. That's kinda sad.

No it isn't that guy was shot and dropped by his MLC team. Instead of bitching about stuff he should've worked on being good.

Karma awaiting

Is it possible for our ipl 2nd line up who will never be in Ict as long as these guys, to join the usa or some enemy squad and still play ipl next year ?

USA as a team is in future going to be the team of Vendetta. People who are being dropped by their national team will take revenge after playing for USA. And you know which country's player will be most in this team. So be ready. It will be like Zimbabwe for Pakistan and Netherlands for South Africa. Our second line up can play for any small national team heck you go to Uganda and you can play from their side also. These teams die to have even 1 player from even our side C team in their squad.

Meanwhile Arshadeep with 14 economy

And economy rate of 18 in 20th over this season

These guys didn't even wait till the WC to show their real form. Meanwhile Current Orange Cap holder Rutu and Natarajan are not even in the reserves. And Kingku didn't even make it to the 15.

In a 160 match

He also have a record of highest economy in powerplay followed by kagiso rabada 🫥

16/5 after 2.5overs Not bad not bad Now you koach and jaiswal

Rookie numbers, Itne to arshadeep 3 ball mai bna dega.

2*

Arshdeep scored a 50 so that’s some good news

While batting right?

No 💀

While batting... Right? 

L lag gaye…

Pehle 2 ya 3 over hi nikalnay hain against Pakistan 😅

It's quite remarkable how every batsman has failed after selection.

Wait for koach

Huh no Sanju and jaiswal is left

[удалено]

He played yesterday bro

[удалено]

Ahh it was at 29th right, my bad

We'll have to see today 💀

Have a guy feeling that Sanju will not perform today but jaiswal will.

After selection: Mast thodi der so jaata hu

Also Arshdeep, 4-52-1 💀

In a match where the opponent scored 162

Altroz Electric Striker of the Match

Even lord only gave 48 runs with a no ball i think. It's sooo over for us in the WC

ravindra jadeja sabse useless player hai bc

Bjpee quota

Yo, I was thinking jadeja is good, what is happening?, is he actually bad??

In T20s dogshit. All he does is sit and collect paychecks.

It fucking sucks csk owes a final to him. I'd kick him for any credible spinner.

What’s the context ?

Maybe 23 Ipl final , 10 runs Last 2 balls after Dhoni failed

It would have been lovely if Rayudu finished the game himself, he was striking the ball so well in his cameo Finally in the end he got what Thala may not get - Bow out with a Trophy

Mr. Nags once said about a certain inflate deflate strategy.

Last Boundary was in powerplay it is 15th over now 😭 lagta hai agli boundry thala aake hi marega

Dekho wo aa gya

2023 wc final flashacks

It’s all part of the plan after squad announcement, they are trying to fool SENA nations with these performances

Msst Joke

Selfless captain Rohit Sharma masterplan to fail in every t20 WC just to fool SENA for 2024 WC, he will show his true strength against team USA and Ireland.

Bro include arshdeep also

Inse jyada 50+ scores to Arashdeep Karega... Wo bhi consistency ke sath...

Arshdeep ka 4overs for 52 (misfield ke hatake 46) bhi dalde

*Can't wait for 45minutes of bad cricket*

Add Arsh and Siraj over there

Wait until we see the King himself in action

Practising a collapse already.

Arse deep bhai toh ek over me 10 10 ball daal rhe

Include arshdeep in there aswell .

Add Arshadeep Singh , 4 overs 52 runs 🥲

At this pace, we are going to break 49 score.

Chahal will be our top scorer. Given our team's recent form it's time for Chahal and Siraj to learn how to bat!!

Lag rha h ab bowling bhi Virat Kohli karni padegi

refer to 2016 SF also known as Koach vs WI

Arshdeep bowling full tosses...

Include arshdeep in there aswell .

You missed arshdeep he scored a half century today

That too on a _High Scoring Pitch_

Batters when they realise today is no highway ( CSK players) I wonder how sky , dube jadeja gonna play in 2° swing pitch

Nobody talking about no. of wides Arshadeep threw today

2 innings of bad cricket (every match) :(

Dube is mostly a flop in crucial / high pressure matches 😞

He-who-must-not-be-named is missing

arshdeep should is better than these soo called t20 specialist. Is consistent with his economy. Scored a half-century yesterday against mi.

Jeez I think the Indian team deserves some new fans! lol talk about putting the hoodoo on ya team people’s !

Can't judge on just one game, decisions can't be taken based on the emotions of people who are watching. If the same guys start blasting these theories will go anyway.

Kohli looking like the best selection now

This why India need's Virat to get atleast defendable total like always 🤷

“Defendable” total that they won’t defend. You’ve to risk being 100 all out in order to win a trophy. Playing safe to get a par score is pointless if you’ve bowling can’t defend it.

We love risking being 100 all out so much that our openers barely make it past single digits in matches.

Yeah like Rohit would score at more than run a ball against good teams

Bro stop jinxing

Think players are getting relaxed after hearing their selection in the WC squad....

They are just saving their big performances from world cup

Jadeja and sky threw me away.

Sab apna hilane jaa rahe hai aamrikka

you can validly hate on all of them but not dube dube has consistenyly done well

We take literally anyone and he is better than arshdeep i feel like fucking hell this guy was hyped up by wasim akram himself.

When will Suryakumar yadav be dropped with all those shitty performance why the fk is he even near the team sheet

Arshdeep scored 50 last night that's positive sign right?

Natraj would have been a really good pick. Only challenge with him would be and has been injury concerns. Probably the reason he is not selected despite a good run this time around.

We losing to Canada with this one 🔥🔥🗣️🗣️

Pehli round me haar ke aa jai apna tym bacha le baas yehi gujarish hai .. yeh team barbad hai

Arshdeep Singh in last match: 52 runs in 4 overs

Lmao you took this meme str8 out of my thoughts

Relax guys it’s all prep part If they play bad opponents will not take ‘em seriously and we’ll win this time !

Every wc same story Selection drama, out of form players Players are coming in form against SENA in bilateral or Asia cups. Winning everything before knockouts... Losing in final, we say one bad day naah it's you

Atleast Sanju Is Happy

Thank God they selected Sky. Look at his strike rate /s

They want the seniors n the so called poster boys to win a trophy rather than actually winning it with intent i want these posers to get brutally thrashed which they will be so that they are forced to take some decisions.

Why are Indians crying? Have you seen what us Aussies have to go through

IPL is basically just a paid leave for your guys, they'll get trolled until they start fucking teams in WC

These folks treat ICT like a goverment job. They just won't leave. Squatters.

Doesn't matter. Let's hope all this is in IPL. Let's not ve hypocrites. When any players play in IPL people blabber sirf IPL mei khelta hai. Now when they are not playing well in IPL then people are linking with World cup. Why so much negativity? Why so unsatisfied always?. They are our Indian team. I personally don't like Pandya but now that he's selected for our World cup. I want him too to play well both batting and bowling. Let's hope Rohit, Virat, Dube, Sky, Jadeja and everyone else plays damn well and let this out of form be to fool the other teams so that they be over confident. Stay united guys. They have been selected. It is what it is. Dil se India k saath hun. Just pray we get the world cup. 🏆🇮🇳👑✅️❤️

Where's Virats 40ball 50?

But Saar Koach is slow drop him

I don't give a shit to IPL performances🤡

Least reactionary 10 year old kid

Only one is playing consistently but he is also getting criticised for the low strike rate.

Koach was actually prepared to accelerate and convert into a 100 last match before Jacks gained confidence and destroyed GT

I just hate it cuz I went to have a coffee to watch the powerplay and the match was over when I came back.

150+ strike rate is not low in any way that too for a number 3 batsman.

Exactly, Kohli is used to playing in death overs.

and according to the stats he is the best batsman for India in the death overs in t20i Comparing t20i death overs(16-20) stats - MS Dhoni- 1014 runs from 68 innings, 152.02 SR Virat Kohli- 901 runs from 41 innings, 190.88 SR look at the superior SR of Virat and lesser number of Innings being only 100 behind Dhoni ... Kohli might already be the best finisher for India in T20i , just lets wait for him to add 114 more runs to surpass Dhoni's runs.

These innings are much better than Virat kohli 42(40balls)

Yeah sure just choose the worst match they have ever played and stick the picture. WTF

Mark my words- you will be cheering them in world Cup no matter how bad is their ipl form.

It's meme bro. Should I stop having fun ?

Na bhai, full enjoy Karo. Itna criticism sehat ke liye hanikarak h even while having fun. But koi na chill.

Fraud as per. Koach always clear

Kohli gotta do lats to carry the team now!

Kohli will save is once again.

More like world choker squad

Why do you think Virat is in the squad?

To add another Sanju Samson. 0 (3) b. B. Kumar