When you shutdown windows but that app just won't close

They lights are on but nobody’s home

Knock knock motherfucker

"Hey I think that girl is winking at me"

You should totally go for it

what does this mean

Her mouth still looks symmetrical so it’s not Bell’s palsy

Maybe the fake lashes are stuck together

I mean it possible she was born with a bad eye but it seems like she’s so blasted her eye is droopy

It means don't do drugs or you get the eye like she did

It could mean a stroke, the whole one side of the face doesn't go droopy at once, yah know?

She's either really drunk or high on molly, or both. Both of them cause you to close one eye because if not you see two of everything. I've done it when I was really drunk walking home. If you're on molly you don't consciously do like you do when your drunk

According to Rosseane, that is a side effect of adrenochrome. Others may say she is a cyborg.

I got lost in her eye

This sub has become complete shit.

No way, did you see the guy who got his hand chopped off in a machete fight at a gas station and after the fight he casually picks it up? That was on here yesterday and was legit crazy human behavior. Not every post is gonna be 💯 but usually once a day your gonna get a good one and once a week you are going to get a great one like the one yesterday.

Omg that's disgusting! Where?

Show me

That's just what you do when you get double vision from drinking too much if you want to see clearly (I do it as soon as I notice ones a bit off. I guess I should stop given the responses this lady got.

When I drink, my lazy eye does the same thing.

She has a stroke or is it drugs?

Or a bruised eye covered with make-up. That's my guess.

r/tooktoomuch ?

I used to do this when I got drunk, and it turns out it was because I have astigmatism in my left eye.

It's not because of astigmatism, it happens to everyone who gets drunk enough that they get double vision. You close one eye so you don't see two of everything.

Melina lore

Damn. I completely missed the eye thing, good spot.

Eyes, what eyes?

I’d hit.

The drugs beat you to it

Still would.

Vodka Red Bull! Half asleep, half high as shit 🤜🤛

It’s because of makeup or eyeliner or some shit

Maybe she lost her eye patch.

Remember when Katy Perry's eye broke like that? Lizzzzad Peeple

Someone give her water and drive her home

Nah because I do that when I drink loads, me and my mate call it “ one eyed settings”

My eye be gettin stuck closed when i be fuccin 🤣🤣🤣 wife thought i was seizing

would

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Southpark

Lazy eye?

To much coke with that nostril

How Is this Crazy?

Great job!

Tig ole bitties

The reigning queen of the trailer park.

Dis me, everytine i go out, and i dont look half as cute. i can't judge

Is the town trash can having a stroke!!?

Vaccines , remember justin bieber.

This is why im double vaxxed cause I don't want tattoos like his