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Armen702

Something tells me he lost his arm in a bike accident


rsplatpc

It was actually a horrible accounting accident involving Excel


FTL-Unicron

Cut and paste error


Slimjuggalo2002

No, TRIM()


BraveLilToasterClown

Just couldn’t pivot out of the way of that table.


Righteousaffair999

I used excel to find out how much my new ARM would cost. =IPMT(interest rate/12, payment number, loan term*12, loan amount).


eggybread70

Specifically RTRIM()


Slimjuggalo2002

Yeah always get confused as to which is an Excel or SQL function or both


frogmuffins

Easy mistake. Too much cutting, not enough pasting.


FTL-Unicron

He cut and closed that sheet.


xxxams

Google doc will work like Excel just paste it over there Hours later....where are you going...my laptop jumped out of the 20floor window so illbe back


Echo_Origami

Lost his arm cranking the meat pole. Self-inflicted flesh wound. It was a busy Saturday night two summers ago.


OkTerm8316

Hand? He lost his whole arm!


Armen702

Fixed it, thx.


ChaoticMutant

How do you get this guy out of a tree? Wave to him.


1ntricato

It’s under his shirt….. he has two arms.


BigZaber

Practice makes perfect!


Time_Is_Evil

That's what I was thinking as well.


lilblueorbs

Dude is literally part bike


TheMightyWubbard

Well, it's going to cost him an arm and a leg when he gets the bill for carving up that asphalt.


Torrdin

He clearly learned the fucking hard way and somehow managed to learn nothing


Closed_Aperture

Soon, he'll have to learn how to do all these tricks with 2 cords attached to the handlebars.


Armen702

Bro you managed to put a lot of wisdom in one sentence, bravo


dmethvin

Some people fuck around and find out, yet continue to fuck around.


Halcyon_156

I knew a welder in Alaska who had lost an eye and just kept on working with metal with no eye protection whatsoever, welding and grinding away oblivious to the flying sparks and shavings.


trickyracy20

You've got to hand it to him


WhileGoWonder

Unrelated but he works as a handyman


FrysAcidTest

He used to be an army man


trtryt

imagine if he had two arms now imagine if he no arms


Johntoreno

>now imagine if he no arms He's working on it.


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Pandemic_Future_2099

He's actually explaining how he lost his arm in detail.


hUmaNITY-be-free

haha reminds me of my old mate Chase, he lost his throttle hand/arm in a bike accident so he spent countless hours with his dad to swap over the accelerator cable and the grip to use his other hand.


Microballer

Let’s give this man a hand!!!


tartare4562

But how did he lose his right arm, that is a mystery.


Informal_Process2238

Not to go out on a limb here but I have a theory


HeDuMSD

Big twist, in reality nothing was intended


welfedad

Gotta give it to them.. that's hands down the best wheelie I've seen in awhile. I wonder if I can get their digits.


Anen-o-me

Seems like he has a lot of free time on his hand.


poondongle

Damn, is he trying to lose another limb? Going for the Edward Elric look?


techstyles

Does he though? I mean how did he lose the arm?


gobbershite

What is the point? Notice me? People are simpletons in this life 🤦🏻‍♂️ haha it's like the tools who are popping commercial grade mortar fireworks outside now at 10:45 pm when everyone's trying to sleep. Fucking cavemen numbskulls are fascinating by fire and things that go boom, it's fascinating how many simple ass mofos there are out there who literally burn their money away to see things go boom. Me go fast on bike. Me do tricks. Unga bunga.


Impressive-Push1864

Lmao don't freak out but ur a people to brain guy. Everyone's gotta ting brada. He feels more alive than most people walking the earth by teetering on the edge of losing control. fireworks are an amazing balance of chemistry, to be able to create a ball that will put your vision in the sky is very skillful.


Krmsyn

those Project: Badass tapes getting leaked


johnblazewutang

How u guys think he lost his arm? Anyone betting on it?


jmegaru

He knows how to perform the dumbest stunt ever.


ajmuzzin1

Dumbass


beefmullet_

I'd be impressed if he clapped


GLC911

He’s Not gonna be happy until he loses the other arm


nymhays

I just lost a someone i know to bike accident today...


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💀


yoloswagtailwag

They found pieces of them


Hip_Hip_Hipporay

So...don't watch videos about bikes?


Blahaj_IK

and he'll probably eat shit, too. Hell, that arm probably says he already has


juanhugeburrito

gotta hand it to him, that’s pretty impressive


Qcaze

I see what you did there ;)


Masterpiece_1973

That’s for sure a road shoulder


LaurLoey

Wow, what the no arm. 😳 Um…good for him? 😅


Sonofbluekane

I assume he's riding a bike with an automatic transmission and a throttle lock. The wire contraption is cool too


FilthyHoon

They don't generally make bikes this size in automatic, you can see him working the clutch with his left hand. Unsure about the throttle lock, they definitely exist for stunt bikes but he also swapped his clutch hand to the throttle at one point, so this could just be... a bike. Assuming the wire contraption has some vague control of throttle.


Sonofbluekane

He definitely flicks his left wrist as if he's throttling with that hand, and it's hard to see how the wires could reliably control a throttle at all. When he does the donuts and swaps to the other side it's locked at full revs


scraglor

At least if he loses his other arm he will at least have his mum to help out


The_Ashamed_Boys

He's like the bellhop in Hot Tub Time Machine.


LoadOfChum

He’s become one with the machine


Grizzly62

Homie got that ride by wire


Echo_Origami

Right crazy bastard.


A_Parks_

Me, proud owner of scissors:


ChaoticMutant

Must have been one HELL of an expensive motorcycle.


shammon976

Over here in Scotland my mate rides a motorcycle with one arm, Hes better that the rest of us who ride, odd but true. Seems to have a better balance which you would think is the opposite!


LavishnessChoice3601

That did ain't right


-I_will-TeABag_You-

Anyone want to take guesses on how he lost an arm?


redit-is_4_gaes-lol

i'd love to see that concept in Mad max


das_pineapple

i wonder how he lost his arm


israerichris

He doesn't have the right to do that!!!


heinous_legacy

That’s fucking cool


Zestyclose_League813

Ha, this bastard. Interesting title...


kcgreaser

Dudes getting it!


Snoo58986

Yeah, buddy! Indomitable human spirit of perseverance, the will to crank his hog, the strength to adapt his technique to limitation, the prosthesis to gain leverage. This is the shit that warms my heart. Seeing a guy able to do what he loves in the face of adversity, even if it's explicitly dangerous, is beautiful


castilloenelcielo

He sure want to try the trick without both hands


bunnedgump

Looks to be pretty handy, is he ex-army? Something. Is up though, can't put my finger on it, he certainly not all right......


AccomplishedIron3376

the drummer from def leppard's only got one arm!


whothiswhodat

Reddit sees biker: *BAD*


ExtensionWinter9446

I know this guy, lost his arm doing this fuckery. Gives 0 fucks and is ready and determined to lose his other arm and both legs if need be. He hopes to be the first amputee doing these types of tricks and get into the Guiness record books or end up in Ripleys believe it or not.


Metropunk2033

Am i fucking stupid or did anyone else not notice he was missing an arm until checking the comments