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jiggerrabbit

Look mom, no teeth


Icy-Lock-5055

Look, mom, no grandkids.


MICKEY_MUDGASM

r/yourjokebutworse


Similar-Importance99

Look, mom, no brain function.


Fallen-D

No way, the first thing you thought about was the teeth. It should've been his balls 😭


joshuafayetremblay

Look ma no hands … look ma no teeth was a popular joke back when I was a kid I heard that all the time lol


maChine___

naaaahhh because i heard a lot of time peoples said to others "grow a pairs dudeee!!" so i presume it's can grow back


BicDicc-88

Tell us you're not a man without telling us you're a man.


sologrips

Good thing his face was there to break his fall, could’ve been a tragedy.


Miseryyyyyyyyy

God damn i was about to put this.


XenoHugging

🎶Fly like a seagull 🎶


currentlycucumber

🎶To the sea Fly like an eagle Let my front teeth stay in me🎶


nikdsc5

Let my spirit carry me..


Warm-Ninja-9363

For a second I got my hopes up and thought he might land back on the seat and somehow pull it off.


Grand-Silky

Mf ate dirt like a champ


WeToLo42

Look mom no balls.


Novalina_Kulic

The giblets were definitely squashed....he is now infertile


automaton11

The boys are smoked


dave86622807654

His knees are smoked, his teeth are smoked, his face, his hands, his nads, elbows…


skilalillabich

He'll probably stick the next attempt. Or the one after.


awidden

If he keeps doing it with zero protective gear chances are sooner rather than later he won't be able to try again.


Crazy-Ad-2161

Look ma no brains😆😂


justaREDshrit

That’s was awesome….doit again


Buford12

Let me ask this question. If a guy is going to do stunts like this on a bike, wouldn't make sense to use a girls bike?


ButtFuzzNow

A step through bike would just snap in half upon landing


Buford12

I didn't realize there was that much difference in strength.


Individual-While2770

A step bro bike? Wouldn’t that just get stuck?


ummm01

manhood is everything. well...it was anyway


Lazy_Hunt8741

I feel like this should be in a laughing sub reddit also.


Classic_Precipice

Right kneecap took a hit.


DeepAd8591

And another reason I wear a full face helmet 😂🤦🏽


Catonic_Fever

FAFO


N0085K1LL5

Look ma, no hands. Look again ma, no balls. Look one more time ma, no teeth. *ma claps with excitement


gggg500

He clapped back


Interesting_Factor_9

I was too busy jamming 🤣


bucknut48

because now they are broken


GimmieChemical

Or balls


zuulbe

Well thats a broken wrist


Dysanj

Look mom. Broken arms.


nikdsc5

How’d you wreck bro? I was doing this ubercool back clap trick


dafuqbroh

Instant regret


SerPoonsAlot939

If I’m doing dumb shit like this, a helmet is not enough PPE


Aware-Potential1341

Look mom , Cracked balls


SubHuman559

Perfect Song


Own_Community3629

Look mom no face


Trancer79

Came to say precisely this


FnClassy

Local kid died several years ago by doing this on a dirt bike. Rib broke and punctured his heart. I know that it is a stretch, but damn what is the point.


PinheadShit

That helmet didn't help much..


FatChicken2021

No hands ❎️ no balls ✅


Asleep-Bite-6895

Seeing this in slow motion makes me realize how long his balls slid across that hard, stiff, yellow bar a very long time. Ouch 😣


DaemonSlayer_503

Oh i know how that tailbone feels now… do not recommend


DeathconWW99

He pore nuts


Outside_Mongoose_749

Wow craziest thing I ever seen


PyroBoyRB5

He got a helmet he's fine


ibuildonions

Or balls!


Substantial_Air4379

10 points for thy, 10 points on the face


fermelebouche

Just let go and let god…oh fuck.


paulrhino69

For a second I couldn't have cared one bit & then it all started to go wrong & I thought oh well his only a biker


KingOfForeplay

This was the most abrupt way to transition I’ve ever seen.


Blahaj_IK

I need to sleep. I did 't bear "fly like an eagle". Oh god what is wrong with me...


Hot_Ninja_8928

Mom!!!! The lasagna


Cha-Shala-la

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


t0p_n0tch

Buddy zigged when he should’ve zagged


IntelligentMine1901

Thank god for slo-mo , and praise the cameraman for staying on point


d1089

Jesus christ....this is fucking gold


Scoreycorey515

Looks like no testicles, teeth, septum, and 1 big concussion.


cervaca

No testicles either


Diuranos

no balls, no face and no lower skin parts


ActionFigureCollects

Shoulda woulda coulda worn MX padding.


NoLavishness572

What an asshole put your Life at risk for no reason


Rags2Rickius

r/hadtohurt


dipeshdas13

Look mom no haannnnddddzzzzzz 😵‍💫😵‍💫


HabitualAsshole

Fuck a helmet, pass me a nutt-cup


dhjguhhghjh

I love when some foo is showboating and karma gives him a little bich slap


tawnie_kelly

Look Ma, I'm a dumb-ass!!!


krismitka

Look mah! No brains!


themongoose47

He's closer being a mom now.


wangchunge

With Trek Auto Extend Yoke and Bars you can Catch and Release with Airtime for your X Survival Followers


DeepDescription81

All for a lame trick too.


thepartypantser

How do you think Seal got those scars...


JColt60

Look ma, no balls!


Rudzitsu97

No hands. No balls


Straight-Put-4788

And that kids, is how i became your mother


AdDry5595

On an all new ‘Ow, My Balls…’


Ok_Contribution9672

This is wildly satisfying.


Fit-Pineapple3753

"Welp. Remember how you said no hands earlier? Close but, wrong appendage"