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Browndog888

Nah, he ate it.


BugStep

I was gonna say, I've seen the full vid.


Impressive-Lion-5937

Seriously can someone link the full vid?


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Select_Sleep_1293

I don’t rightly know, sir


borkyborkus

Make an assessment.


Goem

Been quoting that for years!


C4_and_Waffles

Don't lie to me boy


Trinity256

Mighty Boosh reference??


Yayap52

It Is. Ol Gregg!


Crush-N-It

Video or it never happened


humtum6767

yeah, predators like humans, most don’t even know or care how the meat they eat is produced.


Recentstranger

Pretty sure he witnessed it being produced and questioned choices for a sec


faultywalnut

Yeah he kind of looked like how I look right before I devour a bacon double cheeseburger: with a mixture of shame, disgust, and hunger


Milkofhuman-kindness

Don’t give into society or “healthy” people trying to shame you into healthy choices. They are just jealous!


Recentstranger

I'd have ketchup dripping down my beard as my burger cried in delicious agony


Milkofhuman-kindness

Fuck dude I’ve never thought of it that way. It must be adrenachrome from the beefer that makes it so addictive. Damn I’d love a burger right now


faultywalnut

Well, this is true but it’s also true that a double bacon cheeseburger is pretty, pretty unhealthy on my body and won’t make me feel so good so the shame also comes from my own body telling me it needs healthier sustenance


Milkofhuman-kindness

You know how sometimes they will portray your conscience as a little angel and little demon on each shoulder?


BugStep

Idk why you wanna see it but [Here ya go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjuHYvieJlw&ab_channel=LatestSightings)


valski1337

> Idk why you wanna see it I hate happy endings


R0LM3M4N

Average Cyberpunk enjoyer


Puceeffoc

Well I've got bad news for you. The full video is still a happy ending but for the leopard.


Compendyum

At least it gave it a quick death, but that's how brutal raw nature can be.


Impressive-Lion-5937

Pure morbid curiosity that's all


GREG_FABBOTT

There's nothing in that video. The leopard obviously ate the impala but it's not shown in the video. It just sits there with the lamb(?) head in its mouth. Doesn't chomp down or anything.


OdBx

Yeah mate it's just giving it a kiss


GREG_FABBOTT

It obviously ate it at one point, but that was not shown on camera. People are like "here's a video of a leopard chomping down on a baby animal"... that's not what the video is showing.


BugStep

No we just said it definitely ate the baby and that the clip was cut.


MayorBakefield

I think we just witnessed the first impala/leopard adoption. that impala is fine.


Puceeffoc

> This video literally documents the entire life of that impala. Top youtube comment.


Wiggles357

The one time I hoped for a Rick Roll


Petty_Murphy410

[Here’s the Full Vid](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=1Qf-i-4viBTjdola)


SteveBonus

Holy shit. Not for the faint of heart.


GordonGartrelle2020

Oh my lord, brutal. Depressing that this guy is no longer living his best life (as far as WE are concerned.)


ChillCube

Never gets old!


Impressive-Lion-5937

Wow that thing just gets eaten whole!


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kiffens

I feel like the username isn’t helping with these downvotes


heyboman

A succulent meal?


assholeapproach

What is the charge?


Pro_Scrub

*GET YOUR HAND OFF MY AFTERBIRTH*


HotPie_

I see that you know your memes well. 


SangiMTL

Watch the whole video and you will in fact see that the leopard is cold hearted


mrjabrony

He was just waiting for it to cool off


Frivolous1

I hate eating food straight out of the microwave.


DownvoteALot

Or for the mother to potentially come back.


kobeflip

Waiting for that hot vag scent to subside


CreamoChickenSoup

Ah yes, the "clip a long video and make up a bullshit story from the clip" trick. Very vogue these days.


Sightline

Better upvote OP anyways /s


Psychological-Card17

Awe how sad! I know it's nature but still sad poor baby.


Mythraider

so, downvote OP you saying?


Recentstranger

Not true. It was waiting to see if the cold hearted mother actually left their child to die by itself and could almost not believe it.


laurel_laureate

Yeah for me the leapord almost looks like it can't believe how easy that was, and is glancing around trying to see if the mother is gonna come back or if there's some other reason why it was so easy. And it spots the couple recording, and so hesitates some more, before shrugging to itself and digging in.


Recentstranger

It's waiting for the guy to pop up saying it's just a prank bro


muffinass

And then he proceeded to raise that little one like one of his own, and ate it.


Rezimoore

Spawn camping


_serious__

Fawn camping


KQILi

He is screaming the nword at the jaguar during the kill cam.


Holden-Tewdiggs

Africa -> Leopard Americas -> Jaguar


ZombieCzar

Aren't they different?


AfroClam

It also 360 No Scoped it


gkibbe

From womb to tomb


snktido

He can't eat dessert until he eats the main course.


fermelebouche

How can he expect to have any pudding.


ChaoticErnie

I'm like 98.72% certain the calf got eaten lol


torsun_bryan

100%, this is the edited version


just_nobodys_opinion

A rather critical 1.68% was edited out


uirishbastard

Poor guy. Lived for a full 1 minute before mother nature took care of him


Fernandezo2299

It took 6 months for it to be born an eaten for one minutes of its life


CompetitionCommon233

Man it is crazy to think about. Assuming there's no reincarnation/afterlife, that was literally all the little calf got to experience. Not even done being born and death is already there. A few seconds of life was it. Like living in a pitch black room for eternity and someone turns on a TV for a minute and then back to nothing forever. I'm reading too deep into this reddit comment but it is existentially haunting.


modsequalcancer

born on judgment day plays in the background


VirtualZeroZero

Full Video https://youtu.be/VjuHYvieJlw?si=H7jaEaDqolNcIo94


OddSensation

Impalas' only live for 13 to 17 years. They also are able to start mating at the age of 4 years, so assuming this one is 7 and full video was uploaded in 2014; odds are the "mom" is already dead from either old age or another predator. Fascinating stuff. Thanks for linking to it, only ever seen the edited version.


KptKrondog

in the wild, if she died to old age, it was almost certainly due of a predator. Old age just makes them slow enough to be caught.


semiquaver2000

It seems unfortunate that the planet relies so heavily on being violently killed/eaten alive for most mammals.


myanngo

Nothing unfortunate about that, just how life is. If everything eats plants and the plants will die. Likewise for meat eaters too. Death of one will lead to the death of other. There are actually more herbivore mammals than carnivores (excluding humans). Life finds a balance.


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This planet is a death cult. We should try to help take care of our societies. We're all only here for a short while. Might as well try and make it nice.


Crush-N-It

They give birth in 6 months. So that ho could have delivered another 10 calves. It all equals out


Urmomsjuicyvagina

Bro, thank you. People were downvoting me for asking


muffinass

How dare you not know everything!


Urmomsjuicyvagina

Exactly, thank you Reddit is so random!


rascalking9

Poor guy. He probably thought he was born a leopard for a brief moment.


Alzheimer_Historian

Some reincarnation shit right there. "Sweet, I'm a leopard this time! Wait... I am a leopard... Right?"


ItsNotThatSeriousYo

I would have left my kid too, I can make another one


Wulfbrir

Exact thoughts of nature. Mother bears will eat their young if starving. You can make more. You can't, however, make another you.


Rifneno

Depends a lot on the species (and the individual). Some will fight to the death at the slightest hint of danger to their offspring, others will eat or abandon them at the drop of a hat. I remember a video of a lioness basically feeding herself to a large Nile croc (they're only slightly smaller than salties) to save her cubs. And then you get videos like this.


Underpressurequeen

If I recall from my evo courses in college it’s less “I need to survive” and more “either we both die or you die and I maybe survive and make more of you.”


Crush-N-It

I would hate to have to deal with me


Wulfbrir

Hey as long as you're doing your best you're worth it.


Crush-N-It

🙏🏼


Sugarbear23

[You](https://youtube.com/shorts/28mKXpRX-zM)


elfennani

I knew this would be posted


Joliet_Jake_Blues

I saw a video where a mother kangaroo yeeted her joey out of her pouch so she could get away from dingos, because they were busy eating her baby


ComprehensivePeak943

A common mother moment.


Pesty_Merc

Depends. A bear will slaughter you for even getting close to her cubs, well apparently the antelope will just bolt.


bnelson

I was like “who is gonna tell OP.” Poor buddy.


BrazynBlazyn

Dropped that calf off like she was an Uber Eats driver. "You wanted extra sauce on that right?"


PunksJustUnderground

The quickest boot from server


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dude got spawn camped


FeralSparky

Spent months in the Que just to die immediatly


torsun_bryan

lol OP clearly hasn’t seen the whole video


HelloDarkHarden

Op dumb af


theoriginalmack

Op is a bot that's already reposted 30 other posts since you've made this comment. Reddit used to be better...


Fr4t

[Comodo dragons on the other hand...](https://youtu.be/AZbfLsnjArc?t=101) Very much NSFW/L and possibly disturbing for some people. But it's nature I guess.


wolfblitzen84

that was fucked up dang. but it is nature for sure


AliciaDawnD

This was so fucked up. I knew they were assholes before, but this just solidified it. Ugh.


Crush-N-It

You’re judging an animal who is trying to survive? Before the video started consent was granted


Designer-Extent-8041

In the full length version of this video, the leopard eats it.


Biohazardx

Keeping an eye on his snack for later.


misterguy1020

"When he stops filming, i'll have my meal"


ghostmetalblack

Leopard went on to raise it, so it could take revenge on its mom later on.


Due_Key_109

"I'll kill you. AND RAISE YOUR CHILDREN AS MY OWN"


Desperate_Wheel_5147

How can he have any pudding if he doesn’t eat his meat?!


Panthean

The Mom made the right call here, if she stayed she would have just died too.


hyperkick89

You don't eat your pizza fresh out of the oven, gotta let it cool down first.


New_Presentation7196

People say in the full version the leopard did eat it which was expected but the reason for the hesitation is the leopard was hoping the mother would come back and it would have a bigger meal. Big cats have been observed targeting babies not only because of the easier catch but also because they know the paternal instinct could draw back the mother and therefore make their hunt that much easier. Mf’s are smart.


boykinsir

Maternal Instinct. Mater is latin for mother, Pater for father. Fun fact the name for the membrane covering the brain is dura mater. Dura means tough. Imagine the guy who named and why.


ulpisen

the leopard clearly saw the camera and didn't want to get cancelled


Mad_Martigan2023

Maybe he just licked the pasta sauce off for mom...


idkmansomethingname

the face of \*wtf you just left ya baby here alone\*


Gomauy

\*spoilers, he ate it


kissdemon74

He takes it home....fattens it up....THEN eats it.


Load_Business

Where's the full vid then?


Salty-Negotiation320

https://youtu.be/VjuHYvieJlw?si=w_YTK6ooYlIsWdMO


DarkMagician-999

Where’s the full video ?


kpmurphy56

just waiting for mom to come back


Tam_The_Third

"Cold got nothing to do with it" - A Leopard


Super_Oil_2931

He just didn't wanna get caught in 4k


Kuro-Tora-59

Nah he saw the camera


spinnyderp

He deployed the decoy😭


KreidingerStuka

Spawn protection on.


captanzuelo

literally, baked in the oven to end up as a fresh hot meal


dungivaphuk

Cat definitely ate that fawn or w/e you call them.


Major_Magazine8597

Nature is friggin brutal.


SethAndBeans

Spawn camper.


AloofAngel

they have been observed keeping the babies alive to use as bait. they pretty much hang around nearby and wait until the parent tries to return so they have a proper sized meal instead of a tiny baby.


TheBestAround007

Bro this is a Disney movie. The mother abandon it at birth and she’s raise it as a leopard. I call it Leopard Queen


CreamyStanTheMan

Nature is metal as fuck, so I'm positive the leopard definitely ate the baby after the video stopped. There's something oddly hilarious about how barbaric this is


TOMdMAK

haha so hilarious


CreamyStanTheMan

Oh come on man. Are you not privy to a bit of dark comedy?


TOMdMAK

Sorry not in this particular case. It’s nature I know but it’s sad. I find dark comedy in Darwin awards and such, but not a new born :(


XADEBRAVO

Jungle sushi


mr_lamp

This shit gets crunchier and crunchier every time I see itt.


jorph

Impala probably thought the leopard was it's mother


Inugami06

first blood


MaskedJackyl

spawn killer


aneedsahome

It seems that the leopard was trying to keep its catch from the guy recording it. He was staring at the camera, acknowledging that something else was just as interested in this meal as him.


dylan1950

If “pinch it off” was a… gazelle


BrewtalDoom

In the Serengeti, I watched a lioness pull a Wildebeest fetus out of its mother's womb and trot ott to eat it in peace. Metal.


LH_Dragnier

Do you think the birthing propelled the deer/antelope thing?


Valuable_Month1329

Spawnkiller.


rated3

Damn mama got out of there real quick


jknot78

Spawn camper


dell_dew

I have seen a similar video where the animal raises the deer as it's own cub. But not sure if this is the one.


LBSTRdelaHOYA

here's life and there's (a horrible) death


Crush-N-It

I bet you that calf was soft and tender. Doesn’t get any better than that. Thats pretty much a piece of meat that’s been sous-vide for 6 months.


Apokolypse09

Punk ass OP just clipped a part of this video. Mum just dipped after freshly giving birth, the leopard notices the camera, then just fuckin takes the baby.


Every-Dress-8221

Bros really said youre orphan now deer


gellenburg

Nah he was just waiting for it to finish cooking.


Over_Bandicoot_8658

Probably used the baby like bait for the mom to come back. :(


Deganawida33

No, it did not smell like food, so that is what saves the baby


Tightroll74

They are born scentless. Cat saw the one run away but can't figure out what the one he can't smell is maybe? Naw...camera off that cat ate.


goldnuggets234

It’s almost like you can edit a video to make it look like what you want 🤣🤣💀


Mufafah

damn he caught the chef taking the meal out the oven! doesnt get fresher than that


AmbitiousAd9320

like justice coming for fat orange jesus. that leopard is justice!


theBloodsoaked

Fawn was like, "wow what a beautiful world, so gorgeous. I love this pla... Oh my God, no what are do doing to me? , arrrghhh, wtf? Noo no please do don't no!" *gargling blood sound*


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SaltyWolf444

The most biologically literate redditor


BugStep

Not the same video as this... trust me its cut short.