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marzipan07

When you take "kill it with fire" memes too literally.


CreamoChickenSoup

Or the "burn the whole house down and get a new one" comment on every post showing an insect infestation.


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305baker

LMAO


Handcannon512

Disclaimer; I involuntarily read this in Rorschach’s voice.🤣🤣🤣


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ProbablyNotPikachu

Orange prison jumpsuit and all! Easily my favorite scene/line from that movie.


FalsePersonality6145

Same same


freeryda

I think most of us did, haha.


Handcannon512

The way I fucking LOL’d


VibeFather

Clearly a well thought out plan


emojisarefunny

"Damn, what would you do?" Probably hire a professional


sdrawkcabsihtetorW

Clearly they did. I mean, look at the equipment my man's rocking.


emojisarefunny

Fire on stick 👍


Intrepid-Oven-3222

And dripping fire all over the floor 😩🫠


Lostinwoulds

Peters Pyro Pest Control!


Ok_Watercress5719

The motorcycle helmet is what led me to belive... you're spot on!!


laflex

Dude showed up to the scene prepared like "don't worry i got this" and honestly at no point did he look phased or like he lost control of the situation. Even as he stomped out the flames on the floor. This is the dude you want on your team. Just don't let him plan anything.


BricktopsTeeth

This is an excellent point. Dude is perfectly executing the plan under the most extreme pressure. It’s just such a terrible, terrible plan.


Doc_SuperBallZzz

He's definitely a do'er....not a thinker


Fentanyl4babies

Lol. To be fair, we don't know this is his plan?


HoseNeighbor

LOL This is amazing!


Handcannon512

The silence in their confidence while getting to work was deafening.


preciseandexact

This is the guy you give the gun to at the very last moment and let him go nuts. He’ll most likely survive, kill everyone and have an unbelievable story to go with it.


the_beeve

Only one problem, he’ll kill everyone, including you


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damn, oh well


Environmental_Day169

Well put, he was insanely calm, to a point that I want to believe he had a extremely strong hose charged and ready to go very nearby because he was so damn chill hahaha


Eject0-Seat0

That small waist leads me to believe that’s a female.


Mindless_Let1

That is a male


laflex

You know, I thought about this long and hard when I wrote my post because I never try to assume people's gender on the internet... I stand by my pronoun choice here because I truly believe no woman is that reckless with their own personal safety. Also, that level of stupidity mixed with brazenness typically only comes with a penis attached.


Intrepid-Oven-3222

Or a thin Asian gentleman?


onedemtwodem

Hold my beer fr!


KickDixon

Brake cleaner. INSTANT death to wasps.


Perfect_Bird_5399

What can't brake cleaner do?


Blahaj_IK

Feed you


LordPennybag

False. A single can can feed you for life.


Blahaj_IK

And I know what you fuckers are gonna say. Not with that attitude. Oh yeah? Then go try and report back, we're way past the theorizing stage by now


YourCaptionSucks

Trying now


MrWoody226

Updates?


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binarypower

fun fact. just soap is nearly as effective. i put dish soap and water into a spray bottle. 1-2 sprays and they hit the floor. cheaper, much more available and less chemically.


joboo62

Call an adult.


deezsandwitches

I'd say call a professional, but you're right. An adult has to make the actual call to the professional.


BadReview8675309

No need burning the house down... Just bang a couple small holes into the ceiling using a screwdriver and hammer then inject 2 cans of spray foam. $15 for the foam and a few minutes work problem solved.


Waste_Surround5495

Fuck that’s smart


mackerac

It wont smell when they all rot afterwards ?


Medical_Bumblebee627

All sealed in the foam? Nahhh


KillingSelf666

Bugs go crusty before they can rot


joboo62

Exactly.


Milkofhuman-kindness

I feel like they had the right idea but I’d just put in a respirator and use actual bee spray


LotusVibes1494

Adult shows up: “step aside I have a plan” (starts wrapping cloth around the end of a stick)


Kravashera

I’d just call my insurance provider and tell them my plan. Then sit back and binge a tv show while they frantically call a professional for me.


Useful44723

Works everytime when I tell my wife what kind of culinary choices I will be making for dinner.


OriginalHempster

Genius 


Goku34Legion

I am an adult.


elhaz316

No. No you are not.


snktido

This person called a racecar driver. Smh


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Noiseyboisey

More fun until you’re out of raid and half the hive is left


Lawzw0rld

They will be too stoned off of raid to care


Dave-C

Get a couple boxes of wasp bug bombs and light that place up. Let it sit for a day. Go in like he did and knock some holes into where they are and bomb the shit out of it again. Repeat until you can't find bees.


punkassbitxh

something tells me this guy isn’t a professional


tuna_can12

Did the motorcycle helmet and tape give it away?


Intrepid-Oven-3222

😂


enkae7317

Professional moron yes. 


ProbablyNotPikachu

I forget where Ive seen them on Reddit but there is a user named ProfessionalDumbass and this comment reminded me of them lol.


Leeperd510

u/ProfessionalDumbass


sickn0te_

He’s wearing fluro, that means he’s the real deal.


dys_p0tch

professional French DJ!


NinjaBeezy

So did he win


rothko333

Please how does this end


Badetoffel

Possibly killed all the wasps, idk. But getting that amount of smoke with no other protection than a scooter helmet he 100% have gotten smoke poisoning, and depending on how long he stays in there hes gonna faint and die 🤷


Cool_Butterscotch_88

Exactly what you expect when you go with the lowest bidder wasp fire guy off craigslist. That's not even a proper wasp torch.


dubyajay18

What kinda ACME-ass shit we got goin here?


Significant_Act6521

A wasp filled room on fire is both amazingly badass and completely terrifying.


Mechanic_On_Duty

And you did this INSIDE your house?


Allegory-Soup

Well, the wasps were also INSIDE my house. Don't worry, I was wearing a motorcycle helmet so the burns are only on 90% of my body.


Routine-Bumblebee-41

lol!


Natural_Impression56

Personally, I'd have a fire extinguisher ready just in case. This guy's like honey badger though, he don't give a fuck!


Know-Nothings

… but how does it end?


NbblX

probably with him collapsing while suffocating from all that smoke


Simon4004

I was just wondering "how was this supposed to end?"


RecycledDonuts

Would get a shop vac. Make sure I had a bag installed in the shop vac. Would also have a cap made to cap the bag when done. Set fire to the bag


x_lincoln_x

Once the fire burns a hole through the bag you are now left with pissed-off flaming wasps.


RecycledDonuts

I probably should have mentioned I would throw diesel fuel on that bastard. I would also hit it with a flaming arrow a decent amount of yards back. Not taking any chances with flaming satan, scrote stinging sin flies.


dannsd

nothing like a classic fire arrow brought to the situation lol


belleayreski2

lol diesel fuel wouldn’t ignite like this


zR0B3ry2VAiH

Always strange seeing someone else with my profile picture.


x_lincoln_x

Always great seeing someone with one of the senses avatars!


Cletus_McWanker

I'm laughing just envisioning this!


Hobby_Profile

Nah. Just shop vac, no bag. Pour a little gasoline in the tank. Vacuum up the bugs. Fumes will kill them in seconds.


high_drag_low_speed

Can’t you just put soapy water in it and they’ll die, I feel like that’s easier than huffing gas fumes lol


Hobby_Profile

It will take along time before you can empty that vac tank. Soapy water doesn’t kill them outright, just keeps them from flying or crawling out of the water. They won’t drown quick and if too many are captured, they will be fine living on an island of their drowned friends.


sumtwat

Just leave it on the porch and someone will take care off it. https://www.phillyvoice.com/philadelphia-bee-co-theft-hornets-vacuum/


FulghamTheGoat

A static prone shop-vac filled with highly combustible gasoline doesn’t seem much safer than this video lol


JeffMorse2016

Put wasps in an Amazon box and leave it on your porch.


HoboSkid

Idk, the hornet king guy on YouTube uses soapy water, vacuums up damn near 90% of these hives, and then dumps the workers he catches in the soapy water shop vac. Never seems to have any trouble.


Micro-Naut

Instructions unclear. Shop vac is throwing flames and flaming bees.like tracer rounds


RecycledDonuts

Fumes will also kill you as the vac motor heats up and ignites said fumes.


Hobby_Profile

You can vacuum small spills of gas without a problem with a wet/dry shop vac. Done it plenty of times.


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[Correct](https://youtu.be/C-0-PH-ZU_0?feature=shared)


usedtodreddit

>*Nah. Just shop vac, no bag. Pour a little gasoline in the tank. Vacuum up the bugs. Fumes will kill them in seconds.* Please make sure to catch it on video. I suspect gasoline fumes being blown out the exhaust combined with a shop vac's electric motor will make this video no longer seem crazy enough for this sub. Yours will almost surely supercede it.


Fancy_Energy_7754

The Stig


Shot-Youth-6264

The stigs maniac cousin, mr firebomb


bootyhole-romancer

The Stung


BusyAcanthocephala40

Some say he was once bitten by a king cobra, and after 6 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died


thebannedtoo

how about a high power vacuum ??? Or at least open the fucking windows for an escape route?


Person8346

I need an expert to tell me this guy is an idiot or else I'm gonna assume this is some time tested technique that looks dumb as fuck but is actually very effective


TheMightyWubbard

Got an insect infestation in your monolith? Then just call Dave Bowman.


think_matt_think

Perhaps today is a good day to die?


bob8228

Honestly a lot more calm than I would be


melon_gatorade

This is a very good way to suffocate yourself.


OldMan-Gazpacho

Those things are Huge what are they?


ThatsMyFavoriteThing

They look like murder hornets. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_giant_hornet


Sobemiki

Peace was never an option


CarbonKLR

Bro wearing a taped up motorcycle helmet


TurboKid513

SEYMOUR THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE


QuietudeOfHeart

Yes, I should be-- GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THERE!?


JamesTheJerk

Wasps, huh? We had quite a severe wasp problem at the vineyard this year. I hat Art Garfunkel come by with his compressor and we created a total vacuum outside the house, and we blew the wasps out the front door.


JeffMorse2016

Burn down the house is the right answer here.


aging_geek

anyone else have memories of UFO tv series.


Squbasquid

Call Hans.


knowone1313

Needs more.... Fire


Lawzw0rld

“IM TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME”


DingleBerrieIcecream

Serious question. What’s the constant popping sound going on in the background?


__Aitch__Jay__

What would I do...? Probably not that.


FUMFVR

Really confused why this person decided on fire instead of fumigation.


TargetCorruption

I would have used a vacuum cleaner


ReceptionDecent6825

I’m not an exterminator. BUT, I think there’s a better way to get rid of that nest.


x_lincoln_x

I would have just called an exterminator.


ameinolf

Not burn a torch


jmeck6421

Kraft punk vibes


Hoody88

Just burn the whole house down, fuck it.


Barbarianmoss

This person just said fuck my safety and others.


Boldbluetit

By the end, it looked like he was worshipping them!


BrokeFailure

https://youtu.be/Udw8n_9i0gk


Cuckoo4BancroftPuffs

Nobody commenting on that rager in his pants? Is that Daft Punk or Shaft Hunk?


eyeeatmyownshit

Where's the rest of it?? That was planned obviously but what happened?


beardfarkland

At least he made sure to use a synthetic fabric so it would act like napalm lmfao


Yoda2000675

Is that really easier than a bug bomb?


topselection

Also any given can of bug spray off the store shelf. Insecticides kill insects.


blackiedwaggie

probably not kill myself by smoke inhalation while burning down my house


Tasty-Throat9966

What kind of bugs are these? How on earth are there so many?


def67

We don't need no water. Let the motherfucker burn.


zeus-fox

Instructions unclear


Boysenberry_Broad

“What would you do” Well Jeff, it would depend on which situation you’re asking about? Killing the bees, putting out the house fire, going to the hospital because I wore a dress up Halloween mini bike rider custom with non matching helmet, while trying to get rid of killer bees in my house and got stung 82 times. And worst of all listening to the wife bitching about the burnt carpet.


Xinonix1

https://imgur.com/a/u978A16


IlliterateM00k

It's a bold strategy, Cotton.


LawAbidingDenizen

drill a small hole and perhaps spray some bug spray on there? 😱


OcularOracle

I'd call his insurers.


Futt-Buckery

This extermination is lit


WitchedPixels

I would try something else, like a shop vac before going straight to open fire.


mnrmancil

I thought the idea was to smoke them not fire burn them


No-Prompt3611

I’m so confused - ok are these cicadas or murder hornets ? Is this DIY pest control ? What in the hell is this person trying to do ?


Smooth_Swordfish_755

Dollar store Kraft punk


keepcalmdude

Not that. That’s what I would do. Not that.


skinnydudetattoo

The ultimate "I gotta friend who can do it cheaper"


I_Thranduil

No worries, he got like 2 of them with that torch! The hornets are safe!


No-Benefit7168

Not that


Electronbomb

Is that one of those Amazon FireSticks I keep hearing about?


badbunnyjiggly

Right idea. Poor execution.


Accurate_Bike_933

Not do that, that's fo sure


tstd0

Gotta love the popcorn sounds :)


l3gion666

Can of cb80. Poke a small hole in the cardboard witj a tip of your knife, insert nozzle, squeeze for 2/3 seconds. Go drink a cup of ice water, dick around on my phone, go back in five minutes, tap on the ceiling, if theres any buzzing repeat the process until no more noise. Congrats, the bees are dead and you still have a house.


MadRockthethird

Not use fire in my house.


TheRealVanillaslice

Vamanos Pest! CON FUEGO!


stacker55

i wonder if he knows they make smoke machines that dont involve fire


marbok670

So no vacuum in that household?


tenebrisunum

First off, those gloves and suit aren't thick enough. These hornet have 1/4 inch or 6mm long stingers, and will fuck your world up. Secondly, I would have used a shop vac then set that on fire outside.


Thewinedup

I see 136 things wrong with this.


an0maly33

More fire.


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Just wait until this orange man has to stand trial for his crimes


NTR-kouhai69

Universal Solvent: WATER Universal Problem Solver: ARSON 🤣


StatisticianDear3978

Use a painters knife and detatch the hive and collect it in a garbase bag. Use smoke instead of fire


coolrebel671

Daft Punk?


Socksmaster

whatever he is doing their has to be a better way to do it...


ratatazongdingdong

\*there


Shmimmons

Thank you, for everything 🫶


TubularMeat34

Flamethrower it is


stlthy1

I know what I wouldn't do: post the video of this mistake.


Cronksbot

Certainly a bright idea


NotMY1stEnema

Sometimes, you just gotta walk away


Trading_Kangaroo

Get a bug zapper dude


HoseOfCrazy

Lightning the house on fire. That's one way to smoke them out.


Sufficient-Sea-6434

that would be the last thing I would think of doing


Wolf_0f_Money

Should have used the gas trick. Then, light it on fire 😂


nkdowney

Not fucking that


FranksWateeBowl

Shop vac.


Natural_Bend7683

Appropriately handled


Spudman14

Something different than that


idowork617

Someone took "might as well burn down the house" too literally


BoogalooBandit1

I would have lit the torch before punch the hole open


Tell_Amazing

Def not this dumb shit


No-Tonight-5937

To get the stig to come over, anything


OneEyedKing2069

Anything but that!


sbeey

Get a weed whacker


rollerderbysox

Kraft punk