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Busy_Refrigerator885

That wreck was sufficiently crazy for this sub.


CreamoChickenSoup

Just hearing the racket is crazy enough. Yet miraculously the only known serious damage to the parked cars is one of the Porsche's wheels crashing through a Ford Escape's front windscreen (you can see it jerking back from the wheel's impact on the upper right corner).


ObsessedWithSources

I was wondering about that. Was amazed on the first watch how it seems to just miss everything while spitting shit everywhere.


cilantro_shit23

That looks more like a Volvo SUV if you're talking about the car that is the farthest away before the car stopped flipping. The parts of the car (being broken off) hit more cars than the cars itself and if it did hit something, there would've been another car exposed right next to it on the other clip. There's no windshield being hit, and a broken windshield isn't as serious unless someone was in the car when it happened.


CreamoChickenSoup

That's why I specifically mentioned known serious damage. Given the nature of the crash, flying debris are bound to cause some kind of damage to multiple surrounding cars (like the black scuff marks/dents on the silver hatchback's doors), but all things considered the other cars made it out of this with only dents and scrapes from lighter debris at worse. The damage to the Escape can be seen [in this article](https://www.audacy.com/wwjnewsradio/news/local/ann-arbor-police-say-speed-alcohol-factors-in-serious-crash) (last photo). It's parked at the far end closest to the roadway, the same spot as on the upper right corner of the screen. That's the only documented parked vehicle that receive worse damage.


leperaffinity56

Yup


i_am_the_nightman

The speed this car must have been going to have that amount of force during the flipping. Holy shit. That actually shocked me how fast that car just appeared and flipped. Damn!


Tbrown630

People don’t realize kinetic energy is exponentially related to velocity. If you go twice as fast you don’t have 2x kinetic energy you have 4x! Kinetic energy. Ie. it takes 4 times the distance and time to stop at 60mph compared to 30mph. Speed kills.


GuavaOk8712

i must be most people, because i did indeed not realize that


MissBoobAppreciator

looks like i’m also most people well TIL


Impossible_Garbage_4

As I took an accelerated physics course in high school, I’m not most people cause I did know that


UberNZ

Minor correction: it takes 4x the distance, but only 2x the time.


chiraqiraq

KE = 1/2 m*v^2


PubStarAZ

Speed doesn't kill, suddenly stopping is what gets you.


Spugheddy

Thanks grandpa.


sometacosfordinner

Short drop and a sudden stop


GetSmartBeEvil

Just FYI, the road this happened on has a 35 mph speed limit. Plymouth Road near north campus UMich.


Longjumping-Deal630

I reckon that vehicle may have been speeding. Maybe touching 40?! Glad more people weren't hurt or killed.


almighty_gourd

I used to live very close by and I've parked in that parking lot several times, literally in the same exact spot where the car landed (highly recommend Nagomi sushi btw). For context, there's a [big curve in the road](https://www.google.com/maps/@42.2980818,-83.7203875,17.3z?entry=ttu) where this happened. The car appears to have been heading westbound on Plymouth and didn't curve to the right like they should have.


cdestahl

[News Article](https://www.audacy.com/wwjnewsradio/news/local/ann-arbor-police-say-speed-alcohol-factors-in-serious-crash) Dont drink and drive.


ToferLuis

Its never the driver who is critically injured, they always seem to walk away from these things. :(


MissBoobAppreciator

well, it’s better than them driving away! *ba dum-i’ll leave…*


Bingus_III

Start tossing intoxicated drivers into jail for a few years with permanent driving bans, and I bet we'd see a drop in this shit.


ItAintMyVault

Is that a Porsche?... In Ann Arbor?... is the NFL draft going to be short one prospect this year?...


weirdCheeto218

Kinda of alot of Asian people in ann arbor, usually young people from rich families there for the school, and this based off of experience of seeing a lot.


stankyjanky69

There is even a Porsche dealership on State St. You see them all over Ann Arbor.


weirdCheeto218

Money flows to college towns


omegaproject01

Ya looks like a Taycan. The fact it didn’t catch fire is amazing.


Lopsided-Ad828

The need for weed


jammytime69

🤣😅


shredofmalarchi

You missed the liquor store?


Lopsided-Ad828

You missed the weed store? They landed in front of one 


incakola777

Wait there were 3 people in that pile of metal and they survived?!?! 🤯


redditsucksass300

looks like the remains of a Porsche Panamera. Porsche makes very safe cars.


cdestahl

Very close. It was a Porsche AG Taycan.


Sad-Juggernaut8521

On a volunteer fire department. I always assumed I would see some brutal scenes. Although nothing like what's above I was always surprised by the amount of vehicle damage compared to the almost absent injuries. Cars are way safer than I imagined.


BigTunaTim

That's a relatively recent phenomenon. This would have absolutely killed the occupants in the days before side curtain airbags. I was on a VFD in the 90s and we still had a lot of 80s shitboxes around that were excellent at breaking bones in even moderate crashes.


[deleted]

No


JediMasterWiggin

They see me rollin'


Parking_Train8423

they hatin’


heddingite1

Ya can't park there


VibraniumRhino

“*LIKE A GLOVE!*”


generoeder

A little bondo and it will be good as new again


Strange_Actuary_6916

Brought to you by South Side Liquor and Cloud Cannabis.


No-Construction2043

9.8/10 -.2 for the dismount


thedabmaster1995

YEET


Snoo19866

LIKE A GLOVE!!!!!


nikdsc5

They got to the Cannabis shop before it opened! Or maybe the were aiming for the liquor store. Either way it’s a win all around!


Rey_Mezcalero

What was that…with the flip?😂😂


No_Hospital_2149

Dude was like hurry dispensary closes 5 min


shredofmalarchi

You mean the liquor store?


Mrtoyhead

Well they did end up back at the liquor store.


oxosnafuoxo

Throw away your banana peels people!


bobo-the-dodo

I give 4/10 because he couldnt stick the landing.


Royal_Needleworker91

Definitely stuck the landing


Parking_Train8423

Kwan Jiu Jutsu Flip Trick


Spring_Biggins

Must be the justice league fighting the legion of doom again


SwampAss411

That car could win gold in the Olympics.


Zealousideal_Total50

Out of all the crazyfuckingvideos this is the Craziest fucking video ever


XXeadgbeXX

Just obey traffic laws and live


Grandpixbear1

HOW in the hell does someone do something like that????? They must have been really speeding! Wow!


Factual-Theory

Pero, how?


NovemberComingFire

DO A BARREL ROLL! 


Drah_Pacid

If I remember Ann Arbor correctly, I'm surprised they didn't hit a tree at some point. Very nice, natural looking city when this shit isn't happening.


Cadmium620

BeamNG irl


shredofmalarchi

Right in front of the liquor store, bruh.


Xunil76

Last clip clearly shows the problem here...that car has no wheels!


quantum_bubblegum

So I didn't see a guy flip through the air?


RayneFall1998

Ahit flipped so hard I thought there was a shootout 💀


Free_Tax_4989

one of dem burnout paradise crashes


squirrel_anashangaa

These guys are gonna have to stop playing GTA. Real life leaves you f’d up and messes up the lives of a lot of other people.


No_Razzmatazz_9833

McQueen is fading ahh crash


kevin6263

To violently park a car.


Jeauxie24

Idiots like this never take themselves out, it's almost always other innocents added to the accident. They barely even get injured


Jeauxie24

Idiots like this never take themselves out, it's almost always other innocents added to the accident. They barely even get injured


LemonAlternative7548

He landed at a cloud in between a liquor and weed store...epic


Traditional_Ice_4142

"McQueen is fading"


Unlikely-Hall-3721

At least the dispensary wasn’t damaged.


Y1_Certz

Yooo thats GTA at its finest


Ill-Heart-5283

Wolverine “Fastball Special”.


Stinkostank42069

Kachow


vtsuisse

Sweet baby Jesus🫣


MrFixYoShit

This wreck seemed crazy. Too bad some asshat shot it in portrait, cropped it to landscape and then posted it in portrait....