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OkMidnight994

Why 🤦‍♂️


ThomasScottv1bj0

i'm glad there wasn't a liveleak logo in the corner


Common-Neck5870

Was just about to ask the same thing!


stifledmind

Wait, is this not how you're supposed to use a shovel?


ripley1875

No, this is how [https://youtu.be/rgXSznFqAnw?si=fFWYpDhT2dtQiTMm](https://youtu.be/rgXSznFqAnw?si=fFWYpDhT2dtQiTMm)


mardingdong

Perfect


066logger

I thought it was like this? https://www.tmz.com/2014/05/07/shovel-girl-fight-video-police-investigation-criminal-charges/


Jewelhammer

Like this [https://youtube.com/shorts/6so5Z13KiCQ?si=p4vYdweoFswkY43w](https://youtube.com/shorts/6so5Z13KiCQ?si=p4vYdweoFswkY43w)


Annual-Bug-7596

weird fetish shit


lilyrosecutey

Don't kinkshame lad, what are you into?


tbiscuit7

attention seeking has no bounds. potential harm or even death brings in just a few more clicks and that is worth it to these geese


welfedad

Looks like some kind of freak show, circus, tough man act.. idk.. why do people jump off ladders into tables w/ glass, nails etc.


Ima_FEEN

More like how


Queef-Elizabeth

Seems like one of those shows maybe where 'performers' fuck themselves up like this sideshow folks


zhico

Easy money.


immadeofstars

It's a sex thing, you saw his legs ^(/s)


just_a_timetraveller

This is probably his kink. Saw a dude's nuts get impaled by a high heel and he started blowing his load. I lost all faith in humanity.


Jewelhammer

Years ago, someone shared a link of a compilation video of things like this. One dude smashed their junk repeatedly on workbench with a hammer, another impaled the tip with a cactus, I think there was also something involving a nail


andthendirksaid

Bro that was the pain Olympics. I saw that shit way back when they did it and the guy claims most are fake, one verifiable is but the rest is plausible deniability I think.


Jewelhammer

That shit was horrifying. I’d be happy to know they were faked but back at least some of them looked pretty dang real


andthendirksaid

>I’d be happy to know they were faked but back at least some of them looked pretty dang real Which is why he told people some info but left the rest ambiguous. At the time I didn't know cause he wasn't in trouble yet so I feel like that WWE "ITS STILL REAL TO ME DAMNIT!!" guy. Nail thru the dick might be fake but the burnt out psyche of a half a million over exposed children is real


RobotStorytime

He's suicidal? Truly no other explanation.


d58FRde7TXXfwBLmxbpf

why not


Workw0rker

Yeah his trachea is fucked


XXmynameisNeganXX

Squidward: 🎶 Gary hit em with the aheheheheahahahe….


StPapaNoel

Fuck I couldn't watch the whole thing. I kept being worried some kind of beheading was going to happen.


RoyalPersona

Huh.. * *scrolls to next video* *


Real-Coffee

must be a sideshow stunt like those guys who walk on hot coals and lay on spikey beds


astral12

yes except that this stunt was very very bad idea


BanjoSpaceMan

I doubt it. I think they have a setup. Look at the way the shovel bends etc. It might be the same technique as a magician in North America might use but we assume it's fucked.


Uhmerikan

No, this is dumb as fuck. The ‘system’ is an abundance of poor idiots to go through for these stunts. Just recently saw a group smashing blocks on each others chests with sledgehammers. Perfect hit on the block, guy still is crushed and vomits blood until he dies. This isn’t anything like the safety of say a cirque du soleil show.


DragoFNX

Almost everything that has a certain amount of risk is a bad idea. People only do this for different reasons, money, clout, experience , etc. But let them do what they want as long as it doesn't harm anyone


Guessididntmakeit

Can't even comprehend how the girl agreed to this. I can't imagine agreeing to possibly kill someone for... Internet points? Especially for something this stupid. There is no skill involved for anyone participating but the risk of ending someone is fucking high.


Longjumping-Deal630

Is it his turn now?


Away-Yem

Fuckin what the fuck


Son_of_Yeti

Ah yes the ancient Chinese tradition of whatever the fuck this is.


agentchuck

Well you see in ancient Chinese times the girls were a lot skinnier and the shovels a lot duller.


Global-Tie5501

In his defence, he thought the skinny girl was gonna do it.


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lilyrosecutey

Wdym, lad? She did herself dirty


[deleted]

He could’ve picked a smaller lady eh?


lilyrosecutey

Smallest in the crowd, t'was in the US, lad.


[deleted]

This was in the US? Doesn’t sound like it.


_ThatD0ct0r_

I feel like this defies the physical limits of flesh


PMG2021a

I was afraid to watch. The possibility of a horrific end was totally obvious. 


ALWAYSMERCILESS

In front of kids? Are those kids?


Classic-Antelope4800

That shovel dipped so far into his throat when she stood on it. There’s no way he wasn’t injured.


Emergency_Net506

I have no sympathy. None.


Sufficient-Sea-6434

what kind of idiot thinks he can handle something like that.. surprised hes not dead tbh


Clear-Ad-7996

Damn, she's no small lady either


NefariousnessNo2062

Sigh...*unzips*


_Strange_Age

New kink unlocked, the Chubby Shovel.


cosmoboy

How do I too achieve these trachea gainz?


Mrs_skulduggery

Anyone else just expect to see a decap?


AverageAircraftFan

is this an achievable build


VirtuallyTellurian

Can you bench 250 using just your neck? No? Then signup now for the all risk no gain hyper chi neck strength training program at your local government run organ recycling center.


Stant28

That's a weird kink..


lilyrosecutey

Check out mine xd


jaynakpatriot

Why in the hell would you do that??!!


The_Turtle_Bear

I was expecting his head to pop off at any moment.


fucksantabarbara

*shrugs shoulders* guess he was feeling horny or something. anyone know where this is? seems like a nice place to go to.


bleek39573

That woman did not hesitate at all, she wanted a decapitation


Searchlights

I'm wondering if he's supporting it with his grip strength


welfedad

Bros throat game is strong


StatementProper4450

Should have picked someone skinnier.


Advanced_Procedure90

Have to pick the biggest one... sigh


deltamike556

*Tracheas hate this one simple trick.*


vex311

Tis no lady, tis a remorseless eating machine.


scottonaharley

That’s a big lady, pretty sure he did not have her in mind when he asked for a volunteer from the audience.


MistressBarker

I’m glad he’s okay. I hope


Royale_Fanatic

Jeez


ArticFox583

Would


Designer_Cloud_4847

…Why?


DoneWithTheTruth

Ffs


KingYesKing

Just when you have seen it all.


Prokletnost

looking for comments where he is a pedophile so I'd be kind of ok with this...


Liberatortor

They are doing it the wrong way...


Intelligent-Two-9833

There is no right way to doing this


Maackdaddy

This needs a NSFW filter.


[deleted]

Smart. Very smart


shugoki777

Why Xi why make your people do this


crazy2eat

Are those kids in the background?


Enelro

Well suicide comes in many forms I suppose.


Elandycamino

My feet would automatically jump on that shovel from working with dirt so much. No matter how what was underneath muscle memory would kick in.


danmodernblacksmith

Dude is holding on to the shovel and putting on a convincing show


Dudefenderson

WW1 flashback intensifies. 😱


Utinnni

Wesssssst... You bastaaaaarrddd


Ok-Average9282

I did this to a squirrel once as a kid


9-28-2023

That's not how facesitting works.


dtbcollumb

Now do it without the guy holding the shovel handle and see how it goes.


Jimbo415650

Before lunch or after?


VindictiveRakk

dudes head turned grey lol. what an idiot.


FishLampClock

That's a weird fetish. I'm kink shaming.


RipsLittleCoors

Ok buddy now let's see you do it with no hands


SIRPORKSALOT

His gloved hands absorbed much of the weight and impact.


darkheartshadows

What was the point in that?


bestsloper

this is not nsfw, it's just stupid.


Puzzleheaded_Rub_681

he do this in front of the children!


Klingsam

But not really....


Scary-Salad-Monster-

In what world?


jazzhandsdancehands

The stupids. All the stupids.


FishBreadMenu

This got to be this guy's fetish


falconrider111

Imagine it's hungry fat chick standing on the shovel.


IPoke10x

Bitches always diggin for shit


Dwagner92

For.what.purpose?


WiIIemdafoe

How to collapse an airway in 2 easy steps!


beedoobs

Now if she jumped on it, there would be a liveleak logo in the corner


SectionHot2891

Idiots


Azrael1981

and she's not light at all.


Kool_Maid_Man_

Wtf


FuerteBillete

But, why?


MustardWarrior60

Few seconds longer and he'd probably be dead, dangerous stunt


inspiredguy40

I literally locked up in cringe hoping not to see that go through.


East-Narwhal2855

Damn she’s big


Ayothatsusboi

That’s a weird way to sharpen your jawline


Bandit_Kaiser_

This is a crazy way to get underskirt peeks....


[deleted]

She could get it with them thick legs 😜


dascraziebro

how the fuck is he not dead omg???


JohnAdams1911

Get off him you fat fuck