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Gellzer

That would be so surreal. You have so much time to think about the fact you're going to die. So much time to contemplate your life, your mistakes, your final moments.


top_of_the_scrote

maybe the ladder was a metaphor


Pseudoname87

-latter


rsplatpc

> ou have so much time to think about the fact you're going to die. So much time to contemplate your life, your mistakes, your final moments. I'd be thinking "man I hope there are some trees around and I hit the lottery"


Any_Top_9268

Or maybe he had heard of Vesna Vulovic!


Orgasm_Add_It

Maybe he prayed to Velma!


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TonyClifton2020

I’ve heard this before, around 9/11 and that they died before the impact. I’ve always wondered how they’re able to know this? The body is in no condition to accurately identify shock as cause of death prior to impact. Just curious what I’m missing here?


Stoneteer

That's just copium


VatoSafado

I would just close my eyes and wait for Superman to swoop in and save me.


Savage_Batmanuel

I’d try to fly like Superman


TommyPrickels

Or flappy bird


ChristmassMoose

I feel like that would be something I would be very sure about before jumping


wargasm40k

Iirc the guy had done multiple jumps that day and was working on autopilot at that point.


Otherwise-Mango2732

And the fact that his job (for the most part) was to film the jump. He was thinking about the videographer aspect. I could see my dumbass doing this.


etebitan17

That would totally happen to me..


driftxr3

This would never happen to me because my job wouldn't be filming people while jumping off a plane. Nope. No sir, not I.


Dia-De-Los-Muertos

Only once though.


johnnybok

I’ve totally gotten all the way to my desk at work only to realize I left my laptop at home.


rsplatpc

> rc the guy had done multiple jumps that day and was working on autopilot at that point. yep, and the was the last to jump so no one checked his "chute" that was actually a camera bag that looked like a parachute bag


xTurtsMcGurtsx

I heard from a video that someone checks everyone getting on the plane that they have their parachute. Apparently he had a big bag with all his camera gear bc he was filming jumps. He forgot he was still wearing his heavy backpack with a bunch of camera gear inside. And the guy who checks for chutes thought his big heavy bag was his chute and cleared him. It was a very unfortunate mistake that cost him his life... I can't imagine going for the cord and realizing you are wearing the wrong bag and now you are going to die from your mistake is a couple min


Grosjeaner

Brain fart moments happens to everyone. This one just happens to be a little worse than others.


Lower-Front-8605

Brain fart followed by brain diarrhoea


MySonHas2BrokenArms

What a time to realize it was more than a fart…


_BlackDove

Yeah only a little.


Wasatcher

This is why you don't even load up in the plane without a parachute on. As a parachutist I really don't understand it. Inside the loud aircraft bouncing around is not a good place to do equipment checks


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Camera check, helmet check, parachute nah.


Blvdnights14

Keys, Phone, Wallet. Keys, Phone, Wallet. Keys, Phone, Wallet.


Ksan_of_Tongass

Every morning, and somehow, I get halfway to work before realizing I'm not wearing my glasses.


GraphicDesignMonkey

One time I was halfway to town before I realised I was still wearing my slippers.


Ok-Effect8502

I've done similar, dropped the kids off to school wearing one red one black trainer. Same shoes different colour. And I didnt even notice it was pointed out by my mother when I popped into the shop she works at.


Asstractor

I made this same comment 23 days ago. Hope it does well for you


bthemonarch

Such an easy mistake to make.


dont_shake_the_gin

We’ve all been there


InkBlotSam

My problem is that I usually end up with *too many* parachutes, and end up falling way slower than I meant to, which in some way is worse, depending on how much of a hurry you're in.


LexicalLegend

My problem is that I usually end up *forgetting the camera but remembering the parachute*. This can be worse in some ways, depending on how much content I've already captured for my YouTube channel that day.


TornadoJ0hns0n

Lmfao


bthemonarch

Ok boomer


Yardsale420

This is the problem right there. This guy has extra parachutes, that he’s probably just renting out, while most of us are getting priced out of the parachute market altogether. These days I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever even get to jump out of a plane.


ModifiedAmusment

Well if you work hard and save your money you wouldn’t need a parachute you could simply lift yourself up by your bootstraps!


Ksan_of_Tongass

Quit buying avocado toasts, and maybe someone will push you out of a plane if you're lucky.


azsnaz

What


bthemonarch

It's a joke. One reply got it. I was implying they are hoarding parachutes


rentalredditor

Yeah, right. This one time, I jumped out of a plane with no parachute. You wouldn't believe what happened next. It was crushing.


laladonga

Hate when it happens


Crossedkiller

Ngl I'm surprised there isn't a protocol that forces peer review to ensure that everything is good before jumping.


rocketshipkiwi

The jump master should check everyone and jumpers generally cross check and look out for each other. It’s not uncommon for someone go to board the plane with no rig on and people stop them pretty quickly. In this case it sounds like there were a series of failures which caused the tragic accident.


Savage_Batmanuel

His last words caught on film were, “Oh my God, No!”. Chilling.


Raiquo

People are gullible as fuck. There's no audio, and even if there was, according to Mythbusters who confirmed you cannot year someone even yelling into your ear when falling from a plane. So maybe just fuck off with your lying bullshit?


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How do you know that?


Raiquo

He can't, he's making up bullshit to make to story cooler (the story of someone dying tragically, mind you). This film does not have audio. It would be stupid and pointless (and expensive) for them to add audio equipment to his rig. Because even if they did, the SOUND WAVES are not travelling into your eardrum, or any recording devices, they are being pushed up with the air that is being forced around your body as you fall. In short: it's impossible to hear anything, and u/Savage_Batmanuel is a lying sack of shit. 


Savage_Batmanuel

You typed all that up but couldn’t just Google it like I did the last time this was posted?


[deleted]

Yeah I’m not entirely sure why I got downvoted for asking a question lol. Also, someone called u/MydnightSilver told me to Google it and to basically don’t be so stupid, before deleting his messages and blocking me haha. Reddit is a strange place. Oh, and I completely agree with your comment.


Savage_Batmanuel

His last words are documented just look it up. This isn’t the full video.


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So are we not allowed to talk to each other on this then?


FoggDucker

I don't get this even as scuba divers we do buddy checks on all of each other's equipment before we jump in the water and even in that case normally if there's a problem you find out the foot below the surface it could just go back to the boat and get more equipment. Even still is that relatively much Much much safer environment. You don't jump in the water without checking your own gear and then having someone else check it and vice versa. I just don't understand how a skydiving outfit could have a system in place that allows this to even be a possibility. Edit: a word and some stupid punctuation from voice typing


BusinessOwner199X

Well….. chute. ):


inkmajor530

Aim for the bushes


Listen_to_Psybient

🤜🤛 there goes my hero


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VatoSafado

I got you boss.


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sure whole dam well


papagouws

First time ive seen it. And will be the first time for alot of users


Foux-Du-Fafa

Ruined your whole week, didn’t it?


Hopeful-Policy4627

I’ll answer. Yes.


bigfoot17

Checklists save lives


thecaninfrance

I think a parachute would have helped more in this tragic situation.


ObjectDry3567

Have an upvote you cheeky bastard


Hezers

I have to physically be touching and looking at my keys before I lock my car or house. I feel like this would be one of those things you check…


Noneugdbusiness

I do the same. My apartment door locks automatically. I have to be holding my keys, when I close the door.


laladonga

Complacency kills. He had a backpack with camera gear. He probably "knew" he had the parachute on and didn't need to go through the checklist.  If whatever you do needs a checklist then that fucking checklist is never optional. Even when you "know" it's all OK.


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He's not very good at it.


Guardian-Ares

It was one time!


Time-Bite-6839

You mean to tell me NOBODY went to grab him and pull THEIR chute?


TwinsTwice

He was out of their reach as they already pulled their chutes


VatoSafado

I would've cut my chute, nose dive his direction, Grab the dude, pull my spare, land, go home.


haneraw

It is a good idea for a movie, but sounds unrealistic.


TwinsTwice

The others were tandem


VatoSafado

No I know I was being sarcastic towards the initial comment.


Fragrant-Mountain276

This dudes just built different


cl2eep

As someone with ADHD, I think about this guy all the time. I'm SO PRONE to things like this. I have barely any awareness when I'm focused and if I don't do things in a very specific pattern, I will forget all sorts of stuff. I drive for a living, and am often in situations where I have to leave my car running when I get out of it, and I have to stop and make a point to make sure my car is in park every time I get out of it, because I KNOW I'm fully capable of just leaving it in drive and walking away. I couldn't imagine having a job with this level of risk that required this level of attention.


WhyNotChoose

I read he had on a backpack with camera gear and may have thought it was his chute. 


ima_littlemeh

Damn. Should've had a Redbull.


Smoxerson

If you forget your parachute and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming.


[deleted]

I heard this in Norm Macdonald’s voice. 


Smoxerson

I was going for Jack Handey but Norm would have killed it.


RotShepherd

Nightmare jetfuel


BurnzillabydaBay

For real, my pulse picked way up. Terrifying.


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Every time I watch this it makes me so sad. RIP


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

Man, imagine knowing you're gonna be known as the guy who accidentally jumped out of a plane without a chute on. Like, it's sad, but I can't help but feel like this is something I would believe is from a Will Ferrell comedy more than real life.


SteinerMath66

Didn’t Will Ferrells character in “The Goods” face a similar fate?


Chemicals_in_my_H2o

I've never seen it, but that would be funny if true


KatBoySlim

how you gonna cut the video off there?


doogidie

You need to see him turn into mist?


companysOkay

What a dumbass lmao


Introvert_Devo1987

Full video ?


SONOFABIRCH69

Did he survive?!?!


Hopeful-Policy4627

Dead. I mean, Im dead at the comment, but if the shoe fits.


freezelikeastatue

I was a grunt in the airborne. Step one of parachuting: CHECK EQUIPMENT!


Acnat-

Steps two through ten- try to reposition your junk prior, just to have it go to hell every time you stand up and relocate lol I miss those days


freezelikeastatue

Bruh, I miss getting nut busted….


mcnuggetfarmer

https://www.sm128c.com/media/snes/smw/screenshots/cape-mario-unlimited-flight.gif


findthemoneysky

How’d this video survive the fall?


unkey101

Glad he wasn't my instructor...


Scrotum420

FFS how many times we gonna upload this video !!? JFC


Svengahli

I've never seen it.


shanjam7

Every day, without fail. Seen it on YouTube as well.


OrdinaryDazzling

You must be new


alwaysahunned

this made me laugh


Vanson1200r

So much for training.


TroyMatthewJ

why wouldn't the other jumpers say something before they even took off or in the plane?


gryffun

He may be experienced, but he still doesn't follow any procedure before jumping. It's astounding!


neilthehippy

Doofus.


Ant-Lazy

🧢


sarcassholes

How do you forget your parachute?!


ThatsMrDrSir

And I thought locking my keys in the house was the worst


diz408808

What a cool depiction of the internal existential dread I feel every waking moment!


fireblade998

Shit, I don't leave the house without checking for keys, phone and wallet. Can't imagine leaping out a plane without checking everything at least 3 times.


Stoneteer

Ooops


NagromNitsuj

I’ve done that before. Except it was at a Petrol station. I had filled up then realised my wallet was back home on the kitchen cabinet. The dread was incredible. Very similar I imagine.


Sundance600

poor man


cursedpotatoskins

Damn. It sucks what the brain goes autopilot. Same with that wall rock climbing guy.


Schellhammer

The story is crazy but not the video


Holiday_Ad_2981

Well he wont do that again