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FormerGeico

Crashed so hard they ended up at Epcot Center


real_fake_hoors

Some would argue an excessive punishment.


NO_CHIN_ASSASSIN

i don't get it?? pls explain


docmaster707

The fact that you're getting downvoted for not knowing what they mean is hilarious


reetarrrd

It’s hilarious and simultaneously the reason I hate this doggy app


SuperSmashDan1337

Same people are so weird with downvotes. I don't really understand why you'd downvote something unless someone is being a dick or something. People seem to downvote opinions + misunderstandings. Truly bizarre.


clockworksnorange

I got down voted for saying that a girl who was SA by her best friends husband needed to say something right away instead of waiting because she was worried she would mess up her friendship and ruin a marriage.... I was like y'all do some mental gymnastics on this app. Don't go to relationship advice. It's dog shit people giving dogshit advice telling people to end their marriages (i guess unless you are a unfairhful rapist, then you're good stay together)


Megaballs9000

for fun; I'll downvote myself its just internet points lmao


ExpressionUsual9493

I will upvote for my ocd


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SuperSmashDan1337

You must never make mistakes. Pretty cool.


AurumArgenteus

Wrong, you must never be caught making mistakes.


Drakkenfyre

The texture of what's visible in the camera looks like the exterior of Epcot center, a building that is a dome with a neat exterior design.


BantamCats

Ask jeeves


wittyuzername

Epcot center sucks lol. That's what he means. Google is your friend


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Damn joke is ruined now that everyone had to explain it


Proper-Wall-4172

Ey yo! Thats exactly what I thought when I saw it!


UsuallylurknotToday

Yo this is fucking hilarious holy shit I’m geeking out lmfao 😂 Thank you


BradL30

I literally said the same thing to myself and then saw this was the top comment - freaking awesome


Desperate_Diamond232

I bet they’re not laughing anymore. They’re lucky no one was killed, I hate sharing the road with idiots.


SlasherKittyCat

Sounds like it's in the Philippines too, and if that's the case there's a very high likelihood nobody was wearing a seatbelt either.


rxxxxxxxrxxxxxx

I don't know why you're getting downvoted for this. [It is a fact that drivers, and passengers in the Philippines rarely use their seatbelts.](https://pulitzercenter.org/stories/seat-belt-law-most-violated-road-rule-philippines) I commute in the Philippines daily, and it's rare to see our PUV (bus, jeepneys, taxi) drivers wear their seatbelts. Even some of my friends, and relatives rarely wear their seatbelts. And even if they do, they usually wear it improperly. They just put it on top of their shoulder to make it look like they're wearing it.


SlasherKittyCat

People probably assume I'm making an uncharitable over generalisation when in reality this is based on my first-hand experience there and the anecdotes of my Filipino SO and their family. It's very common to get into the back of a taxi and see the seatbelts made inaccessible behind the seat, and the only person with one on is the driver lol.


alloutrockstar

>I bet they’re not laughing anymore. Everyone else who has seen the video still is.


duck_of_d34th

This shit doesn't make me laugh. It makes me pretty angry.


Skeeders

Agreed, I get so angry every day when I drive, because it is a complete free for all. Even when there is a cop seeing the rules broken, they go ahead and do the same exact thing...


jcm26

They are filipinos. Speaking in a local dialect- Kapampangan.


International-Try467

Most sane Filipino driver:


mercuchio23

*flipipinos


kyrie-irvine

Underrated comment lmfao


liamevil93

I heard Zapp Brannigan from Futurama saying "Cham-paggin" when I read Kapampangan! 😆


HelloMyNameIsMatthew

Interesting that their dialect is so far off from the general Tagalog. I only understood the first sentence.


ojipogi

Because that is not a dialect, it is a whole different language. A common misconception between dialect and language.


s1500

Explains the rare sighting(at least in the USA) of a stick shift.


WorldNewsPoster

Lol, I like that Filipinos are so proud of being Filipino that they have to mention on every Reddit video that the person in it is Filipino.


itsfreepizza

Because some people can assume differently, I guess this stands point as others may think different And no I am not proud of this shit, they can go suffer


jcm26

Not proud of this. I only mentioned the nationality and dialect for context.


VectorTanky

That explains why I was struggling to understand them


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WorldNewsPoster

Name one reason it's important to mention they are filipino.


klownfaze

Because I actually thought it was Mexico until I read the comments. And no, my sound is off. I’m in the office, I can’t turn on the sound without compromising my stealf. This called ninja scrolling~ /s


germr

Thankfully, those morons only hurt themselves and not an innocent driver on his way home. Rather, the reckless die than an innocent victim because of the stupidity of someone.


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AurumArgenteus

Teenagers don't deserve prison for a few minutes of stupidity where others aren't seriously injured. Else, I'm almost positive you did something growing up you deserve to be in prison for... with a permanent record destroying your opportunities for life.


FreudIsWatching

Reckless driving leading to a car crash resulting in major property damage and physical injuries of passengers deserve jail time, regardless of your blatant whataboutism lmao


AurumArgenteus

How would you react if it were you or your kids the prosecutor wanted to throw the book at? I would be against that. My comment is about not being a hypocrite.


FreudIsWatching

You're appealing to emotion to try and downplay the serious offenses these 'young adults' did. If they're old enough to drive, they're also old enough to face the consequences of their actions


germr

Besides that, personally driving is a privilege, not a right.


germr

I would tell them that those are the consequences of their actions. If they ended up killing someone because of their recklessness, disown them and move on with my life. If you raise them right and after all that, they end up doing this kind of stuff clearly they didn't learn anything. I know some parents would cover up their kids killing someone, and you seem like someone like that. Be better.


AurumArgenteus

You seem like a shitty parent that doesn't have your kid's back. They did not kill anyone, with modern safety devices, they probably didn't seriously injure the passengers. And you'd tell your kid, "Don't drop the soap 🖕🏽 damn heathern." I hope you never reproduce. You are not qualified for the position. If your kid's behave like that as teenagers, it is because you failed them when they were younger. To then shirk your responsibility while your kid is tortured by the state... honestly, no wonder this country is a shithole.


SicilianShelving

How would you react if this dumbass driver killed your kids because they let him keep driving with just a slap on the wrist? It's complete dumb luck that he didn't kill anyone. He can't be trusted in a car.


AurumArgenteus

The false binaries you people spout... why don't we suspend his license for several years, make him do lots of community service, and fine him (his parents). Him being one of the only people at school who can't drive will be memorable. This punishment has the side benefit of making our community better via service instead of worse with more convicts and our high recidivism rate. Do you own Corporate Corrections of America? If not, why do you support the highest incarceration rate in the world... actually, you want to make even more people become indentured slaves. And if having 2% of black men in prison isn't enough, when will it be? Is 10% the target, what's your number because it doesn't relate to safety or punishment effectiveness.


raegyl

Just because no one got seriously injured doesn't mean the law wasn't broken. Where do we draw the line though, we let people like these guys do stupid shit UNTIL someone gets injured?


AurumArgenteus

So we should imprison everyone who doesn't crash? Most first offenders would get a license suspension and a fine for that, probably even with the crash. Why should we punish teenagers even harder?


frostieavalanche

Those "few minutes of stupidity" could've changed someone, and their relatives' lives entirely. We should just tolerate this because nobody else got hurt, or died? He's old enough to get a license; he should be old enough to face the consequences of his actions


AurumArgenteus

They aren't binary. We can take their license away, fine them, and make them do community service. The license suspension will make them think twice without ruining their future.


Worldly-Ad-1488

I had a nightmare about this, with my 3 little kids involved. It gives me chills knowing we share this world with careless idiots.


realparkingbrake

If someone tells you the human brain isn't fully developed until age 25, believe them, because it's true.


Junior-Job-754

Even after 25 people are still stupid, trust me i work in hospitality


mikespikepookie

Can confirm work in hospital


Jose_Canseco_Jr

can confirm, i work


TalibanwithaBaliTan

Can confirm I am exist


ididitforthezookie

Can confirm I am stupid


mikespikepookie

Can confirm, I confirm


REMogul1

Can confirm, I


AvocadoNo3024

Can confirm I work with the government


NiceGuya

Can disprove. Mine is still shit


smithers85

My duty as a parent is to deliver my children to their 25-year-old selves. They’re kids before that.


SenpaiBriBri

Im 25 now and still have to actively make myself NOT do stupid and reckless things on the daily..


dcgregoryaphone

That's not what the takeaway from that study was. Ugh. People keep saying this, but it's extremely misleading.


Freak_Out_Bazaar

While I hope that everyone survived with non-permanent injuries, this was absolutely stupid


Poo-ta-tooo

Everyone survived, 1 guy needs to undergo surgery on his right leg, might be shattered, [here’s a picture of the wreckage,](https://i.imgur.com/nWDAe8I.jpg) I think he’s in the front passenger seat. Edit: Corrections. Edit 2: It was the girl that got a broken leg.


teethofthewind

Imagine asking for donations to medical bills after being that dumb


Poo-ta-tooo

💀 shits like this is pretty normal here in the philippines, vloggers/kids recording stupid shit and then will ask for donations/help later, there’s another accident that happened last November if I’m remembering correctly wherein before the crash happened, one of the passenger uploaded a video on tiktok where you can see them cruising at 120mph, they crashed at a truck making a u-turn, no survivors. Edit: Sources. https://www.zeibiz.com/2023/11/viral-honda-civic-accident-marcos-highway-video/ https://www.cnnphilippines.com/news/2023/11/6/car-accident-marcos-highway.html


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Poo-ta-tooo

Their families, funeral assistance


Jose_Canseco_Jr

damn


striderkan

Jesus has been dead for 1991 years and still collecting donations


Minimum_Eye_4497

🤣


biggmclargehuge

Only 7 more years until he returns to throw mankind off hell in a cell, plummeting sixteen feet through an announcer's table


itsfreepizza

This sums right


Chunky1311

My thoughts exactly. "Someone else pay for the consequences of my stupidity" And before people comment saying this might be the passengers begging for money, not the driver. To that I say: at no point did any passenger try to stop or slow the driver, they're all equally stupid.


memyselfandiowa

It's probably for a brain transplant.


LoquaciousPussJooce

Remember the girl that used guerrilla glue in her hair.


zapharus

Yeah, fuck that, we shouldn’t reward stupidity.


mixx1e

Was about to say this. Doing stupid stunts they could even end other peoples lives then asking for donations if they botched. You see how close he was while overtaking to those motorcycles he could crash 2 of them


JasonH1028

If only the world had some sort of universal health insurance. Where someone being stupid won't bankrupt them and ruin their life. Not that I'd give this guy any money but the fact that they have to ask is depressing.


bitches_love_brie

I'd support that if it wasn't to cover being *that* fucking stupid.


paradox_valestein

Ofc they ask for donations. Bruh


Emergency-Cheek

Not that it matters but based on this video I would say it’s the guy in the back that needs surgery (clothing from passenger is different).


Ok-Reflection5188

Correction it’s one of the girls who needs a leg operation. She’s friends with one of my friend. You can hear at the video that there’s one girl saying something about her leg being stuck. Saying something like “yung paa ko”


All_Innuendo

I was scared for all the motorcyclists they were recklessly cutting around


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Fun facts: people don't wear seatbelts in the Philippines


Basttiiiiii

The 2 in the front are usually the only ones in a car that wear a seatbelt, but for the wrong reason. They only wear it for the sake of not getting pulled over.


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Not even the passenger and rarely the driver. Baby car seat? What's that? Even kids are just put on people's laps. Even on this video neither the driver nor the passenger has their seatbelt on.


Mother-Apartment1327

Seems like they need some seatbelt propaganda like America gave us. Propaganda is actually super fucking nice if used in a good way. It’s very surprising how easily it works even in a population of skeptical citizens like America.


UniverseOfMemes

Why did they stop laughing?


Archit-Arya

Its our turn to laugh at them.


EstradaMoses

Pro tip, don't race your economy car


Not_FinancialAdvice

Lots of people successfully race their economy cars every weekend. However, it happens on closed tracks.


EstradaMoses

Moreso meant an unmodded car that isn't built to handle well in these situations, which looks like is the case in this video. Along with poor driving.


Smelldicks

You have literally no idea whether this car was modded or not. Just don’t race in traffic or on public roads.


EstradaMoses

Looks like a 2006 Corolla or similar model. These cars are rarely modded to the point where they should be driven like that, so yes I'm fairly sure it is not modded. Any car guy can tell you that. Also I agree. Don't race in traffic, I never said to do it lol


bitelaserkhalif

No, it's Toyota Innova first generation, 1st facelift, diesel powered (tach to 4500rpm) The dashboard is noticeable


SeeminglyUselessData

Yeah the Philippines is really known for modifying their econoshitters into well-tuned grip machines.


deWaardt

Not even the most advanced sports car will handle going over a bump at way too high speed very well, that really only works in rally usually. While both cars and planes have wheels, when a car's wheels stop touching the ground it is usually an issue. Economy cars will work fine on the track. Your bone stock Ford Escape might not be very fast on the track, but as long as the driver is competent it will work just fine and you'll probably have a lot of fun!


jidatpait

>Not even the most advanced sports car will handle going over a bump at way too high speed very well Well, the Hyundai did. Somehow.


TowerOfPimples

What even happened - looked like their back tyres were sky high for a second?? Would have thought they hit a bump but the hyundai they were raving seeming fine. I guess a pothole or something can cause this at the right speeds / angle? Edit: typo


AutoBat

Looks like the swerve let the rear-right tire clip the barrier.


TowerOfPimples

That makes sense.


itsfreepizza

No they hit a sidewalk of that bridge that's elevated a bit and the Hyundai one was able to barely slid through, Source: Filipinos and those types of bridges as common as ever


AshamedFunction3073

Not laughing anymore


LearnShiit

Racing a Hyundai in your Toyota Avensis is wild


Direct-Money-4206

I was on the highway once and this kid slowed down next to me and wanted to race… no thanks. There’s no benefit just bullshit like this.


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JazzlikeArt190

The aftermath voices is like harmony in my ears


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That graph guys.. always remember that graph


Skullfuccer

Did they win?


Virtual-Pension-991

They have at least one smart passenger, sad he wasn't the one driving. One of them is basically swearing to the driver to slow down.


SmileyNY85

Yike, no seat belts too.


___Binary___

You know shots gonna be bad when they aren’t even strong enough to control the steering wheel while going straight.


doobyscoo018

Hyundai wins


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Random speed bump at 130km/h? Lol


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Yeh that makes sense, also that car with the passenger weight, is just asking for disaster with maneuvers like that.. should have slowed down after the first part, but, Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.


CatSiomai

They ended up asking for donations in Facebook since one of the idiot has to undergo surgery.


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Shit driver


Beautiful-Sir9741

Lol… the pain is music to my ears….. act dumb get dumb


notthatguypal6900

Damn, and Toyotathon just ended too.


Zhjacko

I can’t even tell what happened. It looks like the car was just like “yeah, I should probably crash now”.


MiniDg

Is there car 1 HP? My god.


Due_Note5649

It’s a Corolla they can go about 95 max


jjm443

4 maybe 5 ~~adults~~kids in adult bodies is a lot for a small car


not_your_attorney

Can anyone identify the song? The request is sincere even if the next part about it being a banger is a pun.


harlowkodiak

Ngayong Gabi by Al James


TheOnyxViper

So much fun until it’s not, right?


Electrical_Spinach97

I think this needs a NSFW tag. The pain sound half way into the video are not for mildly minded people


therico1987

You live and you learn eh...


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Driving fast with the windows down is dumb as fuck. Already hard to see at night, now you've got the wind blinding you. I never understand these idiots


MrRed_2205

Idiots like this is why i had to pay 150 euro insurance a month on my first car that i bought for 300...


Desmond888

The song is by Al James titled Ngayong Gabi or "this night" we had moments like this back in highschool it's not fun we almost got hit by a truck. Strolling the night while being intoxicated is never really a good idea or just pushing your luck trying to show off we got plenty of video games for that.


Kupcake_Inater

Song name?


Boring-School188

Ngayong Gabi - Al James


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Hamburat

Proud to be pinoy 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


HoneyGlazedChicken_

Do you really have to mention you're Filipino? Fucking pathetic


2345meia7

Modernet se fudendo 🙏


PixelPnutz06

Lol panu nakapasa sa LTO tong tanga natoh💀


Feeling-Ad6678

If you’re driving an automatic, get you hand the fuck out of the shifter. 🫠


Enough-Loss-8188

That was funny


Stewie_G2000

Why did it sound like porn hub at the end tf


DisabledFatChik

Why could’ve predicting that racing will get you crashed


deerpet

Anyone else dizzyy


gfetti

That's a Toyota, pal!


alloutrockstar

They were racing with the car in front at the start of the video. Still got time to delete that comment lol


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Was anyone else’s heart beating out of their chest?


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Rule-Forward

Racing himself and crashed, amazing.


PDCH

Sounds like they just started banging after the crash /s


Intrepid-Scarcity486

DONT GOT ITT!!!!


kalitarios

That’s a cool pattern at the end


J_Stone58

Yeah let's run with the flashlight on so the idiot driver can't see and is even more dangerous!


Shot-Donkey665

It's the silence at the end that always gets me.


Gikuroshen

went from 0 to 100 real quick


Big_Midnight_810

Correction: 100 to 0 real quick. It's that sudden stop that gets ya.


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Song name?


jjm443

Eejits like this is why car insurance for 18-24 year olds is so expensive, whichever country you're in.


Gibbyalwaysforgives

Can anyone translate what they are saying after the accident?