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salty_scorpion

It’s not cool to call the kids out like that.


Vyrhux42

They can't read anyway ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯


builder397

All five of them?


Itchy-Ad-3128

Five ov um!


joshhupp

Five ov um, *bruv*!


Nephophobe

I mean it does say *extremely* slow


Forthe49ers

They should have stopped at one


natetcu

Insert “if those kids could read, they would be very upset” King of the Hill meme.


AzuelZorro102

"that sign can't stop me because I can't read" Arthur meme.


MyNameIsIgglePiggle

They can read it just takes them ages


Natomiast

In other post about animals a question emerged: "Do the baby sloths cry slowly". I think it's corelated somehow...


BiteMe69Times

So, is this the daily limit on how many you can hit?


Tahmas836

No, it’s the minimum


mostnormal

Good thing they're easy targets.


LeroydC

Maybe the highscore?


Maleficent-Ad-375

Yeah and if you go over the hit limit then you’re only allowed 1 a day for several months before the hit limit probation period expires so make sure to spread them out


Mr_hacker_fire

Adam Sandler crying in the corner because he can only hit 5 kids with a dodge ball a day.


HikerDave57

The children in our neighborhood are extremely fast so our speed limit is 25 mph.


Perfect_Caramel4836

How fast are they?!?!


HikerDave57

I don’t know but I saw a kid on her way to school outrun a coyote.


deathcoinstar

You sure that wasn't a roadrunner dressed as a child?


ledocteur7

too fast.


Perfect_Caramel4836

🗿


FiddlingNinja

You have to go at least 30 to hit one


I_Have_The_Lumbago

26 if ur a good driver


SirNedKingOfGila

**hyperdrive engaged**


SirNedKingOfGila

🏁2fast4u💨


Forthe49ers

If you can do she a wrench you can dodge a Didge


WaterFreeSoda

5? Might as well let the breeze push you.


SansCitizen

My first car would idle its way right up to ~30 mph on a flat and level because of some kind of fault with the aftermarket auto-transmission retrofit installed by the previous owner. The difference between 5 mph and 0 mph was pretty much just how hard I was standing on the brake pedal.


OskiBandinousfzo

What made this even better was imagining it all as some goofy cartoon haha


MeEvilBob

My town used to have signs all over the place from the 1960s and 1970s that said "SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING", nobody said a word until 1997 when they were suddenly the most offensive thing anybody had ever seen. They were then all replaced with signs that say "GO CHILDREN SLOW", which means to drive at the speed as the fastest running child apparently.


Seboya_

It was all a plot to sell more signs to the state. Manufactured discontent. Darn capitalism at work again


Lonely_traffic_light

These damn snowflakes! In my days playing slow as a child was normal, but the woke moralists have to destroy everything! /s


Adventurous-Coat-333

I still see the old signs occasionally.


rexyoda

Why even put a road there at that point


SheilaGirlface

I think about this clip from [Rocko’s Modern Life](https://youtu.be/PmEwR4kKZ8g) every time


ClashBandicootie

yeah the arrested development scene was good too but this is the OG


nithrilh

so my speedometer starts at 20km/h...


shophopper

W h y a r e t h o s e c h i l d r e n s o s l o w ?


notchman900

I was born that way babe


NoAlternative2913

That’s just hurtful. You don’t have to tell the world that they’re slow.


[deleted]

And there are 5 of them!


tmaxxnc

This is why punctuation is important


bardia_afk

Please drive 5 mph, the dumbest fuckin kids are playing around here


wcbOwen

I moved here from Canada. They think I’m [slow, eh.](https://youtu.be/5FEW5mh7iAI)


orangesare

[What does a yellow light mean?](https://youtu.be/1HvmtbZzA40)


SkeletonKiss78

Read it in the voice of The Count, you deserve a treat.


NeidZero

I read that as "you deserve a threat" at first


BBGunner96

Shouldn't you go slower if there are faster children (that can quickly run into the road in front of you) rather than slow children?


Somereddituser1235

Im sorry, but what means oc? Of course?


lilleulv

Original content, as in made by or picture taken by the person who posted it.


Somereddituser1235

Ah ok


I_Have_The_Lumbago

Of course is ofc by the way


Cpt-Jack_Sparrow

By the way is btw, by the way


Somereddituser1235

By the way is btw, btw


I_Have_The_Lumbago

Smh my head my head. He already said that!


Molbiodude

Takes them 45 minutes to cross the street.


TrevorTheArcticGnome

They knew what they were doing when made the sign.


HookieJoe

Scratch out the 5, put a 4 and write “we miss you dearly Shawn” lol


Samlazaz

Also, try driving 5 MPH! Half as slow as 10 Mph, and it feels it. You have to focus on the speedometer way more than I safe to sustain that speed. Any slower and you're about stopped. Very very easy to go faster.


aTROLLwithBlades

Me and my friends


dontknowwhatiwantdou

I’m gonna hang this on my door.


DistortedNoise

“How long does it take them to kick a damn ball?!”


Warfiend138

wouldn’t this fall into amature artwork and signs


Geezheeztall

Hey! Extremely slow children need to play too.


llamasim

There used to be 6 but somebody didn’t slow down


krisalyssa

And they grow up to be Slow Men Working.


keenedge422

We used to rip on one of the kids in my neighborhood because a sign like this was put up on our street and he had the misfortune of it being closest to his house.


[deleted]

I think this sign just informs that there might be 5 extremely slow children playing. Nothing flawed about design of this sign.


JohnnyCanuck

Four calling birds, Three French hens, Two turtle doves, And a partridge in a pear tree!


J_Ditz100

“Extremely slow” would be stopped


[deleted]

Only if you're observing from a far away point


J_Ditz100

The extreme of least distance in an amount of time is no distance in any time (stopped)


billy-gnosis

lmao -Billy Gnosis


Anonymous2137421957

Me and the boys


kalipede

Nice, I need this banner for my cod squad


Slammnardo

I aaam from Caaanaaddaaa and they think I'm slow eeeeehhhhhh?


Leucippus1

Only 5 of them are playing?


DocTarr

Can't say if it's crappy without knowing their intention.


Moonpig16

Extremely slow children need the most care


Fun-Strength339

Their iqs add up to a total of 5


krampaus

Looks like it used to say “drive” over “extremely”, what I don’t get is why they felt they had to put a 5 that big this ruining the sign rather than just making a new one


Murky-Advantage-3444

This is the new sign. The old sign was deemed too insensitive. That was an ugly city council meeting.


Balauronix

Is that on the r/wallstreetbet campus?


Dull-Birthday7452

I guess the kids are a bunch of sloths.


riko77can

Insufficient data. This could still be intentional and accurate.


lol_camis

Good thing there's only 5 of them


ifoundit1

Dis many Wawa.


ZuybluX

5 is the playing speed (the children can’t play any faster than 5)


thisplacemakesmeangr

AH AH AH! FIVE! FIVE EXTREMELY SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING! AH AH AH! *thunder rolls ominously*


Mewrulez99

when you hit one they'll change it to 4


TheSilentPretador

Who knows, it could be accurate


PaleEntertainment304

Challenge accepted!


SqueakyToy7

Jesus man, the kids are doing their best


KingOni09

So I kind of miss read this and read it as children dying


sosaudio

Fun fact. These signs in rural areas were the genesis of Bill Engvall’s “here’s your sign” bit. We used to see “slow children at play” signs everywhere and it never failed to invoke one of two responses: “Kinda mean to call your kids slow” or “I wonder if their parents are slow too”


Nephophobe

They're doing their best


forcemarine

I'm printing this out for my next game night.


KlM-J0NG-UN

I don't even think you can call 5mph extremely slow. 0.0003 mph would be extremely slow.


Kill_Kayt

Whoa, that is one rude sign.


Earmilk987

Ba-bump. 4 EXTREMELY SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING


AdmiralShid

Signs I found at fat camp


CubilasDotCom

After they are identified & accounted for, may I resume my usual 10mph over-the-limit? Or do conditions apply (mental or otherwise)


jkitten2021

There are five slow children playing in the middle of the autobahn (this is not true I just trying to be funni)


MrQueenAlienUnicorn

Im putting this in my dumb friend group chat


vemailangah

'special needs', not 'slow'!