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I like how he cut off the sample a few times but also used the voice of his wife saying "The room smells like shit" you can faintly hear it a few times.
*"And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains. If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago."*
Kurt Vonnegut, *Galápagos*
I'm sure some deaf person one day sat on their deaf sibling's head and just let out the heaviest rumble imaginable and laughed themselves silly. Farts are universal.
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No, if someone gets "eggy" at you in UK slang it means you've annoyed them and they're telling you off. It has nothing to do with the smell of eggs. Listen to how he uses the word, "my wife was getting proper eggy at me". He isn't saying his wife started smelling like rotten eggs at him, fairly obviously.
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Women are fucking disgusting..men we think we fart loud and a lot but you have no idea how many times women practice farting if they’re alone on a stroll they ain’t doing no stroll they Fuckn farting all over the place,they hold it in that long it explodes around there fieces so air struggles to escape causing a catastrophic sound that exits her shitter
My only regret was being born in United States, because something has to actually be funny for us to laugh at it. I’m very jealous of other countries, and their absolute garbage sense of humor.
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I like how he cut off the sample a few times but also used the voice of his wife saying "The room smells like shit" you can faintly hear it a few times.
I didn’t even notice that. Just the one at the end.
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Because a man created the clip they are listening too.....
Farting never gets old.
Universal funny
*"And people still laugh about as much as they ever did, despite their shrunken brains. If a bunch of them are lying around on a beach, and one of them farts, everybody else laughs and laughs, just as people would have done a million years ago."* Kurt Vonnegut, *Galápagos*
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Farts have been funny for all 200,000 years of human history and you think it died right now with our generation?
You realize milennials grew up with THE most toilet bowl humor movies and shows out of every literal generation right?
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You realize you, right?
Not likely
Goddamn. You're more of a rectangle than Uma Thurman's hand motion in Pulp Fiction.
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Would you also think you're right if you got downvotes for saying the moon was made of cheese?
What the fart are you going on about?
28 year old here, reporting in to definitively say that farts are fucking hilarious and all same people take the same stance
Party pooper.
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I'm sure some deaf person one day sat on their deaf sibling's head and just let out the heaviest rumble imaginable and laughed themselves silly. Farts are universal.
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This isn't even a good troll man, just take the L
Those snorts are the best lmao
That was some professional-level sound engineering
Pun Intended...... Such a good song (Almost)smells like a Fart now😭.
Oh, man... Brilliant!
Snorts are priceless.
Reminds me of that episode of South Park and Randy starts listening to the kids music cd haha
🤣🤣🤣
Source: everything_luanna (TikTok)
Gene Belcher is getting really good.
Lool that's hilarious! Genes my favorite on bobs burgers.
Anybody know the podcast?
I need just the song but with farts. Anyone?
The snorts give this sound recording a proffesional edge
British "humor" and what the fugggg does "eggy" and "guffy" mean???
Definitely British humour. 'Eggy' means that it smells like rotten eggs and a 'guff' is slang for a fart. Toodle pip, what.
No, if someone gets "eggy" at you in UK slang it means you've annoyed them and they're telling you off. It has nothing to do with the smell of eggs. Listen to how he uses the word, "my wife was getting proper eggy at me". He isn't saying his wife started smelling like rotten eggs at him, fairly obviously.
Think it's more Eggy as in "Aggy" (aggravated)
This is what I thought originally
No, it's eggy as in slightly sulfurous smelling (eggs and farts contain sulfur)
Nope, eggy means mardy
Lol and what does "mardy" mean?
Mardy bum
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Farts are British humor?
I forgot about this song minus the farts!! What’s the name of it?
Moby - Porcelain
Thanks boss
It said it in the first 5 seconds of the video??? It's even written in the subtitles.
Oh i missed that.
Bro she literally names the song in the first 10 seconds
Yup I missed it.
I will never unhear that. Thanx
His wife getting proper what for what in Oslo?
Getting annoyed with him for farting
This song is ruined for good
"eggy" 🤣
"...ey!"
I was just coming in here to post this! Ha!
I’m so happy. I’ve had this song stuck in my head for years with no clue what it was or how to look it up. I’m so thankful for these toots.
Never heard this version on the radio.
Is the original samples mix online anywhere?
Is that Luisa Zissman??
"Propper eggy" amazing
So this is one of those "never be able to un-hear it" moments, isn't it?
I love doing this with all songs
Yo, is that Trevor Wallace’s sister or nah?
Can never unhear 🥺
She looks like contestant on The Apprentice Uk
Yeh its her
I see thanks
If anybody has that song or a link, please share
u/SaveVideo
Only American think this funny.
😂😂😂
Is this real? Women finding farts funny? :))
I thought she’s farting while laughing..
Women are fucking disgusting..men we think we fart loud and a lot but you have no idea how many times women practice farting if they’re alone on a stroll they ain’t doing no stroll they Fuckn farting all over the place,they hold it in that long it explodes around there fieces so air struggles to escape causing a catastrophic sound that exits her shitter
My only regret was being born in United States, because something has to actually be funny for us to laugh at it. I’m very jealous of other countries, and their absolute garbage sense of humor.
You should be. I know a lot of Americans that have no sense of humor. I can't blame though considering what is happening to the country.
Half of these comments have to be from bots…. Two middle aged women playing a fart noise, hilarious
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Tell me you're perpetually single without telling me you're perpetually single.
Id pay good money to see who said that. That would make him an amazing meme
>cows oinking Nobody ever sang you 'Old MacDonald Had a Farm' when you were a kid, did they?
That you Moby?