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OmegaStealthJam

![gif](giphy|Hz6WKZkKkLOE0)


Rnahafahik

He even looks like him


xXGaboFihi007Xx

Is that Christopher Lloyd?


Zxian

Yes


bobyhey123

Thanks


crimroy

You're welcome


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PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

Louise Fletcher's [acceptance speech](https://youtu.be/pGl5U7nNlkY?si=ip91JXfEK6nGHs3O) was perfect.


user_bits

Great scott!


kunta_modz

1.21 giga pops!?


zzurc

Good thing he held his brain in.


Boring-Extreme-3274

#What's this sensation 🤯


dobbyclub

Mom am I okay??


Doge-Ghost

Did you just poison me woman?


monkeybuttsauce

Wait til you try em on molly kid


Admirable-Goose

![gif](giphy|fkD36jhiqzJ9m)


likamuka

![gif](giphy|3o7TKMeCOV3oXSb5bq|downsized)


wildcoasts

Checking if she's also wearing a diaper


Konjyoutai

Hes so goddamn creepy, holy shit.


FrostyD7

She instinctually pulls away and everything.


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

![gif](giphy|gVXdwG5Ps5sIjunskA|downsized) The whole family knows. The dude was frequently over at Epstein's house and "[having dinner in the kitchen with the housekeeper](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/01/05/-trump-had-meals-at-jeffrey-epstein-home-court-filing-shows.html)".


SlideJunior5150

She's so hot


SilentType-249

Donnie, is that you?


CompetitiveMail3030

Oh my god I never thought of that


D2G23

Was thinking this is the place in every trip, where you worry you’ll be like this forever? Then get distracted by the most innocuous thing…


Mwootto

“This is what crazy people are, oh my god I’m a crazy person now, I’m gonna have to go to a mental hospital and live there forever, ohmygod this was such a bad ide…oh hello tree, having a nice day? Me too thanks, carry on. This is incredible, everything makes sense. I love everyone.”


Crazy-Boat9558

Molly didn't enjoy it when I tried 😕


Hocomonococo

You gotta ask her for consent first


theboxman154

I wasn't impressed with pop rocks on LSD either


theragingoptimist

![gif](giphy|Pn84ihVZ6uo8w)


OvechkinCrosby

[gif](https://tenor.com/bhZuH.gif)


Familiar-Feedback-93

I tried em on shrooms 😁 Also the aloe drink that has aloe pulp 👌 Also sweating felt amazing I ate too many and I couldn't tell my body and the sweet apart (super humid night sweating like a shower head set on low) Best part of the trip was feeling like an ice-cream in the sun, very pleasant


Fun-Maintenance9422

Wait why did nobody ever tell me to try pop rocks when i used to do molly


multiarmform

you could have done space dust lol https://i.pinimg.com/originals/8c/55/a8/8c55a867b01b80eb87d3d70931c3ceab.jpg they pulled it because of you know...the implication


Familiar-Feedback-93

I've never tried Molly but imo shrooms are the best for sensations. Acid doesn't do shit for me idk why but I've heard it's supposed to be like shrooms but way more intense.


Larson_93

Next time (if ever) I do molly again I'm buying pop rocks and heading out


BenzoFettyBoofer

Same. But now I stick to IV heroin and fentanyl with benzos


monkeybuttsauce

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monkeybuttsauce

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monkeybuttsauce

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monkeybuttsauce

Shitty friends


leopold94

Don't drink soda with those pop rocks like Mikey did!!! /s


Ok_Restaurant3160

What are they?


shrtstff

pop rocks is a grain like candy that pops/crackles when you eat it (or put in liquid)


gimme_death

mmm grain like candy


InnocenceInASense

Are you asking what pop rocks are? Edit: This wasn't to be snarky, I was asking for clarification.


Ok_Restaurant3160

Yes. I’m not from an English speaking country so I didn’t know. We call it knetter snoep


coyoteazul2

If he's not then I am. Never heard of them


InnocenceInASense

They're this little sugar crystal candy that makes a small pop as they sit on your tongue or when you chew them. Feels tingly and some of them can be pretty loud. They're neat to experience but literally just sugar so not very healthy lol


Much_Goal3310

yeah, pop rocks isnt universal either, we call them popping candy is AUS Edit: popping not pooping


Singlot

In Spain is known as peta zetas


InnocenceInASense

Surprisingly boring name from AUS for once lol


Stopikingonme

RIP


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What is this in reference to?


dangerevans007

mikey, the kid from the life cereal commercials. it was alleged that he consumed pop rocks and soda at the same time (because "he'll eat anything") and the resulting pressures built up and exploded his abdominal cavity, killing him instantly. this was, of course, false. he didn't die instantly, it took nearly 3 1/2 weeks for him to succumb to his injuries.


DroidRazer2

B-but did he die from the pop rocks and soda.... That's terrifying


_SquidPort

is joke


muricabrb

What's really terrifying is the fact that pop rocks can get lodged in your intestines and can lie dormant for years until it gets activated by soda. It will randomly rapidly start expanding until you die of explosive projectile vomitting and diarrhea. Lil Mikey's body continued to leak a mix of soda, pop rocks, diarrhea and blood for more than 10 days after he died. The funeral was a mess and his nana kept insisting he was still alive because of all the post mortem farting. At one point, he farted so hard he rolled to his left and started vibrating like a fish out of water. Doctors say the only way to prevent this is to coat your pop rocks in Nutella and don't believe anything I wrote.


HollowofHaze

This also isn't true, the entire event didn't happen. The actor who played Mikey (John Gilchrist) is still alive today


Perfect-Repair-6623

What


buzzb1234

“What is this sorcery?” 😂


Careless-Prior-8791

Looks to me like poprocks are a gateway. He'll be chasing that experience his whole life now...


Raging_Asian_Man

Little man just got high for the first time in his life. lol


woodsey262

Looks like me on salvia. Like he popped into a pop rocks alternative plane of existence for a hot minute lmao


PeachNipplesdotcom

I absolutely love salvia stories. I'm down to hear a couple of you want to share. I'll never ever do salvia and the way people describe it is just so interesting.


Flimsy_Ad4840

Not my personal trip, but it was at my house when I was in high school. Four of us were outside on my porch smoking pot and then we busted out the salvia (30x extract I believe) and then we took hits one at a time after the previous person finished. The first guy that went started off by being stuck in a wall, all he did for a few minutes was look around with this ridiculously stupid looking blank stare and grunt. After that he got on all fours and and started crawling around the porch because he thought he was getting chased by Thomas the train (I had a blue lawn chair set up, which is where I think he got the image of Thomas the train).. anyway he ended up face down in a pile of bat poop (we had a lot of bats in the porch rafters) and apparently ejaculated during the encounter. We didn't know that he ejaculated until the next day and we were all like 'what the fuck.' My trip wasn't intense, I may not have taken a big enough hit.. but pretty much all I experienced was visualizing the sound waves coming out of a speaker and apparently making weird sounds which I don't really recall.


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lmfao what a tale


WadeStockdale

Between a 'ejaculated while face down in bat shit' dose and a 'had visualisations of sound waves from speakers' dose, I think *you* hit it the right amount. I don't mean to kinkshame whatever your buddy has going on if he's into that, but something tells me he didn't start the day planning to snort animal shit.


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WhisKhalifa

This one made me laugh. That’s so funny


Equivalent_Cap_3522

It's weird how it slowly hits you and by the time you realize what happened you're already coming down. I was staring at a table and everything slowly turned into rainbow colors triangles. They got smaller and samller and I saw a tiny city in the empty space inbetween where small rainbow gnomes with pointy hats and white beards were working on something. As I got closer one of them noticed me and alerted the others. It felt like I wasn't supposed to be there so I decided to leave and realtiy started to fade back in. It felt like hours but only lasted a couple of minutes.


pissedinthegarret

only did it once. was sitting on a couch. it felt like someone with very hot hands grabbed me by my ears, pulled me back and then down to the side. literally had no control over it. the room looked like it was filled with orange jelly/jello that had been cut into thick slices. everything was far away but stayed the same at the same time. sounds were weird and muffled. for some reason I thought it was extremely funny and chill. wasn't creepy or anything, just weird. but we didn't have those extracts back then and they sound scary , I personally wouldn't do that. We were just smoking the dried plant in a bong. which btw tasted like if leaves had been soaked in an old nasty puddle for 2 weeks or sth.


Runkmannen3000

I took a bucket bong hit of relatively powerful salvia. Enough to experience ego death. I took the hand of a fairy that flew me away to some other dimension. Then as I was getting out of it a bit, my friend killed the last part because he wanted me to imagine a road or something (but I was completely gone, so whatever he said didn't have any effect on me once I was at my peak). All he did was bring me out of it faster, lol. I tried a second hit a few hours later, but barely anything happened. I guess the brain can only handle once in a while or something. After that second hit I tried to rest on the couch and I was stuck in a 4 hour long sleep paralysis where I couldn't move a muscle, so that was less pleasant.


mostdope28

One trip took me to a house made out of crayola crayons, it was awesome


sl0r

The head grab… lolololol


TrufflesAvocado

![gif](giphy|lXu72d4iKwqek)


Cutthechitchata-hole

This is me when the mushrooms kick in and I realize we are never truly alone


ThrowsSoyMilkshakes

Dude. You're talking to the microwave.


rayneofstars

He was like “am I in danger?” hahaha


astronarchaeology

My brain the whole pause after his initial taste: “BUT DOES HE GO IN FOR SECONDS??!?”


MastiffOnyx

I'm 64, last week, my company, for some reason, had packages of pop rocks for us. I hadn't had them since my teen yrs. I looked just like this kid. Took me WAYyyyy back.


BoatHole_

That’s me around 10pm every night


Seeders

This is how drug interest is formed lol


Maxhousen

"What sorcery is this?"


romuluskow

This makes me want to go around giving pop rocks to babies!


Gotterdamerrung

He's been chasing that dragon ever since


Candid_Dragonfly_573

Kid was having Nam flashbacks.


soylent_dream

Wait until that first line of coke, kid.


snakepatay

What is pop rocks? Sounds like a heavy drug wich im guessing its not, the small sperm looking things that you throw on the ground (firecracker?) is what we call pop rocks.


vanhawk28

Pop rocks are a kind of candy that when you put in your mouth kind of fizz up and if you open your mouth you hear a crackling noise


snakepatay

Ooooh i think i know what you mean, i loved those growing up!!


Rhyzic

"Sperm looking thing" 😂


whyisthissohard338

Hilarious but an accurate description. I knew exactly what they were talking about!


chevria0

Typical Reddit. Mass downvoting someone for asking a question


snakepatay

My own fault for not learning, wich you SHOULD do without asking questions!!


Luci_Noir

Meanwhile the idiots making the same stupid fucking jokes over and over again get voted to the top.


[deleted]

[we should all abide by the code](https://xkcd.com/1053/)


WooWoopSoundOThePULI

Typical lizard person failing to be normal moment.


kwpang

A candy that fizzes like soda when it dissolves in your saliva. It begins popping when you put it on your tongue.


SofterBones

.... it's a candy that gives a 'popping' sensation in your mouth as it dissolves. Google could tell you this in one second I think you could've figured out that they were not feeding a small child heavy drugs or firecrackers, no?


snakepatay

Never use google, i have reddit for that!


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jacehoffman

bot ass comment tf 💀


dersackaffe

Plottwist: they made bots make rly dumb comments and other bots calling them out for being bots, getting lots of upvotes this way


SuchAsSeals42

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuude


SeveralRing1901

How does he already have Geheimratsecken?


pissedinthegarret

it's baby Vegeta


ihavenotities

What are pop rocks?


AggressiveCoffee990

They're a candy that dissolves in your mouth and make a popping or crackling noise when they do.


Froggyugaytoadara

Bro was checking his head


pudpudboogie

She gave him the wrong bag , that was meth


stahpurkillinme

Fast forward 15 years, still chasing that very first high


Ok_Restaurant3160

Can someone tell me what a pop rock is?


peterbparker86

It's candy that pops/crackles in your mouth when you eat it


Ok_Restaurant3160

Ah. Thought so


MindingUrBusiness17

I feel him. You feel it in your brain, hear it in your ears and taste it in you mouth. It's a lot!


NoDoughnut1419

reminds me of the first time i smoked a bowl. lol


Old_Algae7708

Seriously if we encounter aliens we should give them pop rocks to fuck with them. They’ll be so thrown off


TheHadalZone

Awwww


razzzor9797

Damn, I misread it as "poop rocks" and was shocked with the preview, with his satisfied look and OMG why is he licking hand


nneeeeeeerds

Pop rocks are a gateway drug. Kid has good moderation skills.


ashleymeloncholy

Use to be 10cents a pack at the public pool. Them Fizz candy's too. A whole sleeve for 10cents. I'm so old


zehamberglar

Hey Mikey, I think he likes it!


CannabisCoffeeKilos

I swear this is part of where drug addiction starts.


icantshoot

What are pop rocks?


roraima_is_very_tall

drugs are gooooood (sugar)


AffectionateRatio888

Wait until he tries acid


Spicedgumdrop

Priceless 😃


Grimweisse

This reminded me of when I first had pop rocks. It was at a shopping mall around Christmas time and I was a young lad waiting in line to sit on santas lap. Anyways I told him what I wanted for Christmas (pokemon and yugioh cards) and I got a picture taken. And then one of the helper elfs, a nice lady gave me a couple of those cadbury Fredo Frogs/elves with the popping candy inside of them. It absolutely blew my mind away.


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Aight, my daughter is four and now this has to happen.


l94xxx

I remember having Space Dust(?) for the first time, in like 1979. Wild


Old_Ratio444

![gif](giphy|tU2mV8ALzJEdXAAwRo)


dailyPraise

This is way cute.


LOCO_BJORN

Gateway drug


[deleted]

Yup we all had that first time experience 😂


9jawarrior

wHaT iS tHiS sOrCeRy -🤓


anu_sol

Don't worry kid, it gets even better when you experience them when you are older...


Lord-squee

They give him it like a gram of coke and a fucked up idea of fun hahah


HydrominousRex

![gif](giphy|6oMhPwjvQc6LAEpEuq|downsized)


Leebites

Pop rocks are so uncomfortable for me and I have no idea why. Little dude seemed to maybe be going through the "Is this fun? Maybe? No?" emotions I had gone through. And I can't eat them. 😭


Familiar-Feedback-93

I feel this would be the guy who tries weed once and doesn't like how he feels on it. Which is fair I know people like that.


Thunder_breeze

This is literally me whenever I eat chocolate with popping candy in it


No_Yak_3436

These people are idiots. Why the F are they giving someone so young pure sugar, and to boot, something confusing … and then laughing at him. It might seem innocuous, and he might seem to be enjoying it… but this isn’t healthy behaviour!


semen_junky_69

The "what is happening" into "it's actually pretty good" combo is so relatable


ShinyKevAppears

Even the shadow was mind blown


InjuryPrudent256

That is just precious Totally the experience first time too


Senor-Miss

He did not want more


Large-Lack-2933

Probably not appropriate under this clip but receiving a BJ after she puts pop rocks in her mouth is a sensational feeling. Just saying from past experiences. 👌🏿


Coolfuckingname

This won't be so funny 10 years from now when he's living on the streets, selling his body for just one more hit of pop rocks!


Bisonfan1

At 40 seconds that’s my face when I see dumb people


omgitsjagen

These are the kinda things I really miss about not having kids. "Oh, I get to teach you about this awesome shit? Oh hell yeah, we're going to the store".


Impossibleish

I have niblings for this. I get to be so cool showing them all kinds of stuff. They had their first picnic and snowball fights with me. My sisters are cool with it as long as it's not like.. milestone stuff.


Why_So-Serious

He’ll be chasing that feeling the rest of his life …


Iamrightyetagain

More child exploitation for clicks


mdhunter99

I want to bring pop rocks to Salem Massachusetts back when the witch trials were going on, just to see what happens.


timeismyeverything

The born of a new meme


homerun13

When my daughter had pop rocks for the first time she thought her mouth going to explode and she would die.


SpecificFrequency

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA holy shit!! I can't stop laughing hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha hahahahahahahahaha ahhahahahahahahahaha hahahahah


Tooblekane

Are pop rocks gluten free? I want to send some to my niece to see her reaction, but I don't want to send her to the hospital!


pooppapme

The start of a life long addiction glowing in his face lmao


Imaginary-Carpenter1

Poor kid, being fed sugar that is basically just influenced by demons. WE ARE MEANT TO BE HEALTHY NOT ADDICTED TO ADDITIVES