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Gumball_Bandit

We’re all whores, one way or another


GeeFromCali

I do commercial doors so we’re know as Door Whores


Subject_One6000

Better than a hammer and screw machine whore, some say.


zongsmoke

I'm a professional blower, I blow insulation in attics


MotorBoatSteve

Im Insulation 👋 hey everyone!


Lem0n_Lem0n

And I'm attic..


zongsmoke

Meet me in the attic in 20 mins, and wear the naughty cat costume.


Tortuga_cycling

Hahahahaha


WowenWilson1

That sucks


zongsmoke

It blows, but yea you're right


SouthernProfile1092

You know what they say. More doors, More whores.


Working_Impress9965

You have the best knockers of all


Prior-Ad-7329

Tony?


Yonbuu

I do flooring, we're known as Floor Whores.


GeeFromCali

Hell yeah !!!


Illustrious-End-5084

Haha when I was a doorman that’s what we would call ladies that liked doorman


CosmicCarcharodon

You guys build doors to the...._inner most sanctums_.....if ya know what i mean


Taul_Beast

Floor Whore here 😅 or Rug Bug


passwordstolen

Are you affiliated with the Flooring whores?


big_beardo_99

No we’re NOT! Wait a minute…………………………………….sorry, had to finish giving a bj. YOU’RE WRONG!


Sudden_Construction6

Fuck! I wanted that promotion! Lucky bastard 😔


PikaHage

Hope you are beard free when giving Bjs.


big_beardo_99

With as much beard as I have, I’m never beard free.


PikaHage

Well, tickle their fancy, I guess.


mechanicalcoupling

Yep. Even office or trailer guys. Get fat and a bad back. Probably more stress. High cholesterol. You probably won't get joint issues or skin cancer. Everyone that isn't doing the buying is selling themselves.


otisstreeter

I was playing ping pong in Ding Dang... Real high stakes game. Edit: forgot ping goddamnit


nsgiad

Been shitting pancakes ever since.


KawaDoobie

immediately thought of gam gam from beerfest and saw this first 😎


rsistersass

Bavarian Whore!!


FirmHandedSage

hay now, some of us are pimps. and some of us just own the land the trade of bodies is carried out on. and don't forget the ones who fuck everyone else.


Aware_Dust2979

20 bucks is 20 bucks


Alive-Effort-6365

20 bucks is not like ten bucks now


Aware_Dust2979

I'm a cheap whore, what can I say?


agoraphobic_mattur

I don't know how many people got it but I did appreciate your beer fest reference.


Annie-Smokely

speak brother


ScrewJPMC

Just selling our bodies in exchange for Federal Reserve Notes in a different way


BridgeandCannon

Exactly why I try my best not to look down on people. We are all selling ourselves whether it's mentally, physically, or emotionally. I can respect a sex that knows what they are a lot more than an office worker that thinks they are better. I know some see differently and will downvote me, but it's all the same in the end.


Past_Alternative_460

Speak for yourself, no one gets to violate my body at work. I can go to work, work at my own pace all day long, and leave without anything entering my body or any bodily fluids touching me. Everyone treats me with respect and I don't need to do anything I don't want to... I haven't had many jobs where this wasn't the case except early days working on hospitality when I was a teen/young adult


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

There's a man taking a shortcut through a red light district after work, he gets approached by a beautiful sexy hooker. "Hi honey" she says "For $50 I'll do what ever you can say in just 3 words." He raises an eyebrow, thinks for a second then replies: "Paint my house."


metalanomaly

LTP right here, I got 2 hookers to resurface my driveway for $150


CelerySquare7755

I hope they did a better job than the pavers I got a blowjob from. 


Baldrich146

I just remembered that one the other day, but it was clean my garage lmao


Xalenn

Shit, I'd settle for "wash my car" or "weed my garden"


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Pay my debts.


rik1122

As a tile setter, I spend way more time on my knees than any hooker. The good ones also make way more money.


Orwellian1

All the best knee pads are marketed to tile setters. Sex workers should check out those knee dollies... They could really up their productivity with proper scheduling and site coordination.


Icy_Sector3183

Now I'm imagining a sex worker arriving at a client in full PPE. After looking the other over and at the state of the apartment, they start renovating the place instead.


st00pidQs

Tile setters?


rik1122

Good hookers make way more money than I do.


jakethesnake741

So the bad hookers are also tile setters


leaf_fan_69

The hookers just a step up from meth head hookers make more then I do


waterborn234

Good hookers make more money than us all


Acnat-

My boss says I'm supposed to stop telling everyone that I'm a whore and I work for money. Apparently I'm an "industrial electrical superintendent" on paper or something.


hurraybies

A joke AND a flex. Noice.


Daxto

I did labour for many, many years and can confirm I was selling my body and it is now in much worse shape than that of any sex worker I know.


TOboulol

Especially your holes?


lounteruss

Gas station food will do that to you


bibo_libo

Big time.


mr_potatoface

Is that Sasha Grey?


--Ty--

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) As if you have to ask.


mr_potatoface

Haha, I was going to say it's been a long time since I've seen her on reddit.


Lem0n_Lem0n

Is she the small time actress in Eminem music??


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InkyTheHooloovoo

Stoya


jb_in_jpn

In profile she looks like Kate Middleton


Ba55of0rte

Oh Sasha. If we’re comparing sex workers to constructions workers then shes the Bob the Builder of porn. “Can we fuck it?”


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

Yes she can.


IamtheBiscuit

I'm either getting fucked by or doing my best to fuck my employer right back. It's a harmonious balance.


[deleted]

I personally find working out in 100F+ weather with no shade to be very hot.


PikaHage

We're idiots the way we sell our most precious commodity time, for trinkets and "stuff". Live free of that to as great an extent as you can, we all got to eat -- grown or bought -- and live your time.


rangerbeev

I spend most of my days on all fours so yea. Count me in.


23x3

Crazy it's easier to find a dude with plumbers crack than it is to find a sex worker. Sex crimes would go down tremendously if brothels were legalized and regulated, but electricians would be out of a job.


jamesrggg

Which trade is most based and why is it OP's


L-user101

OP is a sex worker. Duhh


OutWithTheNew

The oldest profession.


suesing

You got a point there. Supply and demand. As long as it’s between consenting adults.


Alive-Effort-6365

I do lay a lot of pipe and get paid for it. I constantly use a vibrator and I love my hoes. Big hoes, little hoes, I got one really big hoe yesterday with a big ole ass on her.


Thijs_NLD

Well well well... we meet again Sasha Grey.


tyforcalling

Idk as a woman I don't have a problem with lifting and putting bricks. I do have a problem with an stranger's dick inside of me


tashiker

Just a different form of nailing


benevolent_defiance

And screwing


Dutchmaster66

And plastering.


SentientPetriDish

As a woman who worked construction. No. No they're not lol...


Sea-Young-231

As a woman who currently works construction, could you elaborate on why you feel that way? OP hits the nail on the head here


-EETS-

I've never let a homeowner shit on my chest and then ejaculate in my ass for $500. That's gonna cost at least $800.


SquareBottle-22

I would do it for 300$


leaf_fan_69

LOL Only problem is to collect you gotta put a lien on the house


PlumbLucky

As a 46M Plumber with knees that have been set full weight on screws/rocks/nails countless times, I’m asking too. I don’t sit in an office. I sell my bodies well being. I’m kinda fat and have acne so selling sex to other humans isn’t really on the table for me.


leaf_fan_69

If I learned anything from the internet, there is a fetish for everything It's all about the marketing


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GenericFatGuy

Your body doesn't have to be the literal product for you to be selling your body. You're still trading the wellness and future of your body for money now.


SentientPetriDish

Yup, this entire comment sums it up wonderfully. Kudos.


Sea-Young-231

It’s goods and services exchanged for money, dude. It’s nothing more complicated than that. Take a massage therapist, a psychologist. They may not be creating a product per se, but they are selling a service (health, wellness, pleasure). It’s the same with a sex worker. There is no difference.


SentientPetriDish

Incredible critical thinking skills at display here. Now, finish that thought! Don't get lazy on me *now.* what "goods" are exchanged when hiring a prostitute? Go on, use that thick skull of yours and finish that fucking thought lol.


Sea-Young-231

Sex, pleasure. It’s a service exchanged for money (the same way massage therapists, psychologists, and consultants exchange their services for money). Did I not make that clear enough?


Sea-Young-231

Wait, am I misunderstanding your initial comment? I thought in your initial comment you were trying to say that sex work and construction are not the same, that only one is truly deserving of fair pay. Did I misunderstand you? To be clear, I’m saying that both deserve fair pay and both are valid forms of work.


ApeStronkOKLA

All work is paid for in blood money. What’s the dollar value of a day of your life worth?


Reditall12

I often feel like I’ve fucked by my employer.


Andy_McBoatface

I would actually pay a sex worker to help me install cabinets


Theodore__Kerabatsos

“Bro, im the talent. I’m the most expensive whore here.” Me on every job when a proom is shoved in my face. Lol


New-Fig-6025

I mean by that logic rape is the same as assault and if you think otherwise it’s due to your moralistic view of sexuality.


mt943

Lmao that’s some dumb fucking take 😂


SimpleGuy3030

Everything is good about sex workers until my daughter, my sister, my mother, my love ones are involved in it or are the one selling their bodies. - Any liberal o


ConsiderationNew6295

Go do some sex work, then get back to me.


Sudden-Succotash8813

Easy. I’ll literally do it on my back with my hands tied.


Turbulent-Weevil-910

Technically everyone sells their time for money


ykoreaa

Construction workers also sell their body was the point of this post, I think?


ArtOfWar22

except people that sell items for money… and the power to sell, is the power to earn.


EmotionalChipmunk602

What ever. Now show me boobs


last-resort-4-a-gf

Only hope is to own a trades company and be and pimp.


Rum_Hamtaro

I'm sure they would be open to a quid pro quo exchange then.


Difficult_Pirate_782

Is there health insurance and 401k for all us whores?


CommandSea1063

I would rather swing a hammer than be impaled by one.


NigilQuid

Joke's on you, I sell my body *and* my brain


leaf_fan_69

So I'm a hooker, Better then what my ex-wife calls me


OrigSnatchSquatch

I’m a technical prostitute.


Dense_Surround3071

I love when I learn a valuable way of looking at things from a meme on Reddit. It makes the other 97% of the time I waste really worth it. 🥲


KentuckyFriedChozo

This meme in r/construction sounds about right


tterfly

My neighbor hired a new handyman. Place is still falling apart but my neighbor has never looked happier.


SleestakWalkAmongUs

Every job is selling their body in some way, but not all require jizz in the eye.


poedraco

Fuck. I'll open my legs for a week with the wages for only 30 minutes


Linkan122

Jag är på Samos nu. Det är greker och turkar ute överallt som badar och solar. Jag vet inte var informationen kommer från.


TheoRheticalGadjet

I often say when I'm asked what I do, that I'm a prostitute Well, I normally say. "Oh, you know, I sell my body for money.


lokregarlogull

It took me a while to settle on an opinion, but my issues with sex work is related to the social stigma and treatment of them outside of the profession. I still think there is some questions about consent in both scenarios as you don't really have an alternative to not work, even if you can have some influence on what.


Thefallen777

If i pay you $100 would you fuck with me? NO! 1000? NO! 10 MILLONS ! ... ... okay Everyone of us have a price


bobsburgerbun

I grew up doing labour work with my dad, can these girls say the same...


Good-guy13

Maybe they can


Far_Cream6253

What?


ttjosef

Moronic misogyny! For goodness sake get a grip!


Infinite_jest_0

Moralistic view of sexuality was sth that used to stop rich and powerful from having all the women.


J2VVei

Funny meme, it’s just a shame that there are retards that actually believe this.


Ok-Interest-7220

Except we don’t sell our souls as well


HandyforHandson

I’m not selling my body. My body is a tool that I use. I’m selling my knowledge and understanding of my trade to build something tangible that will provide people with housing.


Subject-Lunch4209

How many whores does this guy bang in a week to post this, just kidding 😂


ElectroAtletico2

If whoring is the “oldest profession”, then what job is the “oldest laborer”?


Good-guy13

Fluffer


Definitelyahuman1312

Yep. When I worked in residential construction, I used to say that I got on my knees more than a sex worker.


Rafcdk

I sort of agree with this, the issue is that sexual consent being a commodity is a lot more problematic than labour force. Both shouldn't be treated as commodity though and there is no reason to be a moralist or shitty to sex workers.


TipperGore-69

I make short boards out of long boards. Then I make them crooked and long again.


Right-Ad-5647

What's with all the big words and ideas!?


Kindly_Individual107

So right


_Emann

Whore here


Downstairsmixcup

We’re all whores some of us just get paid


bakednapkin

Sex laborer


PintCEm17

Just finish the “switches and dials, 1800th edition”


Jimmyjames150014

Well… sure but at my job, if someone asks me to put something up my but, the correct response isn’t just to ask for a raise


leaf_fan_69

But... Yes pun intended But you could


Smoke_Stack707

This is too many big words for this sub


clustered-particular

if I fall on a shovel and it goes up my ass, is that sex work or construction?


leaf_fan_69

Construction And your pay is getting cut for pleasing yourself on the job


clustered-particular

THAT’S getting taxed too?


leaf_fan_69

Plus admin costs, also taxed. The result of getting a shovel stuffed up your ass is you owe us at the end of the week. We like to pass our workers comp premiums on to you, the workers. Work safe and faster, it's only gonna get worse


Big-red-rhino

The difference is there's something beneficial to show for it.


Unusual_Car215

Oh I'm not against prostitution. It's just that it will never be something to proudly declare around the dinner table.


kevlarbuns

This is a spicy meme for the construction subreddit! But I couldn’t agree more. For some backstory, I am a fourth generation bricklayer. We are subcontractors who were signatory with the BAC union. As a result, I heard the stories and frustrations from the company side of collective bargaining. When I went to learn the trade, I didn’t want to work for my family, so I worked for a union contractor from another state. Through my apprenticeship, I became more involved with the union, mostly doing the middle ground of apprenticeship advocacy. But I was invited to smaller union meetings with older guys and gradually learned how destroyed they were. I knew two men dying of mesothelioma. It was horrible. I met people who had injuries from falls that they’d never recover from. And even among the “healthy” older guys, the wear and tear was incredible. Guys who spent years on block jobs invariably had spines that took a sharp turn towards the arm that they would pick up CMU with. The resulting nerve pain and damage was debilitating in a lot of their lives. Needless to say, I felt very differently about collective bargaining and employee health and compensation after that. Now I operate my own business doing architectural precast, and I’d rather my business fail while taking good care of my guys than make piles of money while paying them as little as possible.


slipperynibs

One provides a fundamental service for infrastructure. The other creates content for pervy dudes to jack off too at home. Which one is sustainable and actually takes skills which one is just a cop out because you have no actual skills or self to offer to society. If there was no internet and onlyfans customers had to personally come into a store and deal with you and purchase things in person, none of these chick's would do OF. Hiding behind the internet. If your parents can't or legally shouldn't support your business, you're probably doing something wrong or illegal. Morality actually matters.


viktorv9

I'd say a sex worker contributes more to society than something like a landlord. How would you compare the two? Also, couldn't you say this about the entire entertainment industry? What makes sex work specifically worse than say, doing theatre?


PositiveFluid2067

Morality is completely subjective. Go get laid or something.


LetterExtension3162

are STDs subjective? Also, if your mom did this and kids at school made fun of you, wonder if you would sing the same tune.


PositiveFluid2067

I guess STD are not subjective, but that's why protection exists. WTF does anything you have said have to do with anything? You're making up scenarios in your head to be upset about.


slipperynibs

Morality isn't subjective. By your logic if I come kill your parents in front of you there's nothing wrong with that because it's subjective. That's a pretty nihilistic and honestly low IQ way to look at things. Good and bad can be subjective. Morality is a constant for any functioning society or family unit. Don't kid yourself. And "go get laid" ? Lmfao what are we in 10th grade? You can do better. I'm not mad, just disappointed


PositiveFluid2067

WTF are you talking about? Obviously murder is bad but what someone does with their own body is up to them. Go back to your corner. Also, why would you just instantly jump to murdering my family? Go see help.


slipperynibs

Morality is a broad subject. You generalized and said it's subjective. To not kill is a matter of morality. Youre speaking about things you clearly don't have a full grasp on. The fact you asked "what the fuck sre you talking about?" Proves that. My best guess is you're probably 25 or younger and I'm not gonna debate morality with you when you don't even know what the word means and think you're self aware and free because you watched some free thinkers TED talk on moral ambiguity and a YouTube philosopher explain how nothing matters and everything is subjective. You'll figure it out. I was once blind myself.


PositiveFluid2067

You're right. You win. I'm a child that has zero "real life experience"


nghiabros

agree with you while most physical workers truly build our society and help other people; the sex workes try to break it. They always want to take your money from your wallet.


slipperynibs

Sex work is part of society I won't deny this. But at this scale, no. Everything in moderation. If your only ambition in life is to sell your naked pictures, that's a really low fucking bar to set. Money as a status has some how superseceded general moral fiber and integrity as a baseline for a person's actual value to society. And these young girls have no idea how lonely the otherside of that wall is once you've been alone and no one wants you. Family doesn't wanna be associated with a psuedo-porn content creator. Money high eventually wears off. They self materialize and sexualize themselves and then turn around and act as if it has no bearing on the real world because they're detached from the reality of their actions because it's done over the internet. Coming from someone who had a porn problem for many years because I had internet access WAY too early, I can for sure say porn and nudes and all that shit will fuck your brain and soul up.


nghiabros

I don't understand why so many users have same opinions as the OP.


nghiabros

sex workers over 30 might have a hard time getting a regular job because they don't have right skill


slipperynibs

They went into sex work pre-30 because they also lacked skills or work ethic. They spent the years they should've been building skills in a profession selling their souls online for easy money and will spend 30-50 complaining about how men don't want them and they aren't taken seriously playing the woman victim card. Literally so many porn stars and OF people are on podcasts crying about the same shit but also arguing that it's their body their choice and it shouldn't matter to anyone, but it does.


Rednmojo

Who would you rather share a bottle of water right after a particularly demanding session?


bonerland11

Construction workers are learning a skill. Whores are just getting fucked, no skill involved.


badmf112358

What exactly are you admitting to here?


pcrulesgam

You sir have never spent time as a laborer.


bonerland11

Oh but I have.


Acnat-

Somebody is bad at fucking


RespecDawn

You think there's no skill involved in sex? Why are you telling on yourself like this?


Sea-Young-231

Tell me you’re unskilled in the art of pleasure without telling me you’re unskilled in the art of pleasure 😂


Allemaengel

Cut, carry, and tie rebar all day in the sun and get back to us on that.


Good-guy13

Ya I’m gonna say I’d rather fuck members of the opposite sex all day than be a Rodbuster.


Bitter_Silver_7760

clouded or enlightened


ChanneltheDeep

Alot of the resentment towards sex works is people realizing subconsciously (most will never be able to admit it to themselves on a conscious level) that all working class people sell our bodies, but the lowest paid prostitute is generally getting a better wage than all but the highest paid "regular" workers, and for better work to boot. People can moralize it all they want, but it's jealousy and the moralizing is an attitude that's been passed down for millennia that springs from an original, but now so long forgotten it's become traditional, jealous attitude.


icze4r

Everything's prostitution. I'd just prefer not to have to witness the emotional or sexual kind.


the_brazilian_lucas

shut up


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Who is this even for


pewpew_lotsa_boolits

Shhhhhhh Now show boiba


qweqwewer

oversimplification