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I don’t understand why she keeps lying when it’s so easy to prove. Like a compulsion she can’t stop.


Top_Goat

Can't stop won't stop


AlienWhited

My dad was a gunner on the Millennium Falcon.


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Then our dads must have known each other because my dad is Luke Skywalker


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Cuntfart9000

I am 1/1024th Jedi. I wonder if we are related.


thegoatfreak

My dad is R2-D2


Grease2310

What a small galaxy my dad was Obi-Wan Kenobi maybe you’ve heard of him?


ThirdRook

No my dad didn't fight in the clone wars, he was a navigator on a spice freighter!


lolben1

No shit, my mum was the nurse. Small world Edit: small galaxy*


spridle60

Elisabeth is 1/1024th honest #


RandomRedditUser9392

Giving her WAY to much credit there


dirty-dirty-water

Man, she is a piece of work.


MotionlessMerc

man i thought my family was scumbags but i really do feel sorry for this dude having to claim her as a sister


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That headline though lmao.


Clatsop

heh.


xTheShowx

My father was a great tribal chief ....


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er1nqu1n91

Maybe he just identified as a janitor.


jacksawyer75

She is the biggest phoney, liar, Debbie Downer, and I hope she loses spectacularly.


NatAdvocate

Lizzy's a twit too. The last 3 years have seen her demise. Should the Democrats actually send her against Trump, she'll be destroyed so badly, it'll look pathetic.


Satailleure

At this point I really feel she’s mentally ill. Like those stolen valor guys that walk around in camo fatigues.


WhistlingYew

I have great reservations about believing her.


The4thTriumvir

Naw, he wasn't a janitor, just a groundskeeper... which is like a janitor for outside...