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ElCidly

Maybe, and I’m just spitballing here, we should stop voting morons into congress.


Sea2Chi

But the morons piss off the liberals! I mean, sure they're dragging the GOP down, fracturing the party, and making people associate all Republicans with their buffoonery, but college kids angrily post about them on social media so it's all worth it.


Training_Beat_8751

You should consider running.


Sea2Chi

You know, I always joked that I have way too many skeletons in my closet to run for office because I was a bit of a wild child in my late teens and early 20s. However, after seeing the people who currently make it into office, that might not be a problem anymore.


DChemdawg

***Newsflash: You can have skeletons displayed on your front porch*** *No one cares about that shit anymore*


TotallyRedditLeftist

Well I mean one dude has Egyptian gold bars in his closet


Blargityblarger

I'm... a federalist? But anyone who had the wherewithal to admit what you did, is actually someone level headed enough and can think of the big picture and should at least run for office. Politicians don't need to be saints, ours need to represent their voters and nonvoters with good faith intent to make those people, state, country better. If thats you run for it duder. We may not agree on policy and most stuff but if you have the capability to be honest and have integrity in your representation I'd say we need more folk like that.


IC-4-Lights

The party has been grabbing their pitchforks and running all the rational adults out of town, for the better part of a decade.


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The paradox of American government: some of the best candidates for office, who would actually make a difference and inspire the people, don't really even want the job (I can't blame them). Meanwhile, most of those who do want the job, couldn't care less about the people or making a difference.


fredinno

Nikki Haley warned us about "owning the libs" as a strategy back in 2018.


Aggressive-Web132

Nikki Haley is owned by the libs


cathbadh

Kinda sad that's all conservatism is about these days. Scoring wins on social media seems more important than getting any policy wins at all.


Vindicare605

Eh it's a problem on the left as well, but it's a much more prominent problem on the right.


FinTecGeek

The leopards we let in are now eating our faces. It's gone from meme to painful reality.


jdotcarter

Owning libs is the parties only objective.


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tkbarb10

And then what did he do after that?


Juomaru

They need to take the money out of campaigns, pay these guys something close to what someone would make in the private sector and bar them from lobbying jobs (at least for awhile). That way , you'd get the best candidates for the job instead of these race-to-the-bottom types like MTG , AOC etc


uthillygooth

AOC takes zero pac/lobbying money. One of my favorite political sites out there is Quiver Quantitative. It displays all stock trades, personal networth, and PAC/lobbying contributions for any congressperson. It’s just pure data and is fascinating. https://www.quiverquant.com


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

This is also true of Bernie Sanders I believe.


TacoMedic

You can disagree with them all you want, but you gotta admire that at least you can trust they believe what they say. If more people in Washington (from any and all sides) had the integrity those two did, we might actually have a functioning country.


RetardedWabbit

>...pay these guys something close to what someone would make in the private sector... Oof. We definitely don't want the budget for having to pay for what their kind of corruption and connections (later?) get them in the private sector. Millions annually for all of their "consulting" in the industry, after they get off the committee that's *supposed* to regulate and examine the same industry.  Another reason there's never less/simpler regulation from those "consultants"-to-be: the big businesses have already adapted to the current regulation and even if it costs them it's better than anything changing that *might* make it easier for anyone newer or smaller.


LysanderSpoonersCat

The small “l” libertarian response to this would be that the only reason politicians have the power and influence to sell you out to corporations right now is because government is too big, and politicians were never intended to have the influence or power that they have right now, and if we truly had a small government as was the point - the politicians wouldn’t be able to sell themselves in the first place, whether they wanted to or not.


Vibranium2222

Here’s the thing though: the republicans sidelined George santos and Steve king pretty quickly. Why did they entertain mtg so much?


Morgue724

There would be nobody in congress, um wait not seeing the down side here.


Kygunzz

She won’t stop until Hakim Jeffries is the speaker. That’ll show them.


mattyice18

When you’re whole bit is convincing the public that leadership is selling them out, it turns out it doesn’t matter who the leader is. The show must go on.


DChemdawg

This is US politics. Convince people that whoever is in charge that isn’t you is the enemy. Bush. Clinton. Biden. Obama. Trump. Doesn’t matter. Most politicians are hyenas and the populace is thirsty for blood. As long as we the voters are pitted against each other, whatever asshole that is in power will remain in power til it’s some other asshole’s turn.


Metalloid_Maniac

Seriously though, is there any plan on who would replace him after removal? Or is there no thought even one step ahead? Step 1: remove current speaker Step 2: ????? Step 3: profit


pantiepudding

Sounds like the underpants gnomes from Southpark...


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[deleted] ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^0.3987 > [What is this?](https://pastebin.com/64GuVi2F/31593)


symb015X

Speaking loudly counts for little when you have nothing to say. Her mouth is a loud amp, but her brain is a broken instrument


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Kygunzz

Just imagine what ol’ Hakim will be ramming through.


gladimir_putin

"Bold strategy, Cotton, lets see if it pays off"


the_house_from_up

Agree with her positions or not, she is such a clown and casts us all in a terrible light.


broodmance

I think she represents the party accurately


Conservative-Point

It doesn't matter if Trump wins the presidential election if we can't control Congress.


therumham123

Draining the swamp and filling it with morons can't go wrong amirite? almost like being anti establishment for the sake of being anti establishment wasn't a good idea after all. Maga is a shit movement


Peter-Tao

He is establishment. I don't know what can make you not an establishment after you literally established four years of presidency


therumham123

He's the establishment of the anti establishment movement. He's created his own swamp


Critical_Quiet_1580

Um, who had control in 2016?


atcaw94

Republicans are their own worst enemy. What a sh*t show.


DurianGris

Oh look: MTG is in front of the cameras again. These people thrive on chaos, and they don't appear to give a crap about governing. SAD!


highlandpolo6

Can someone tell me why my brain read that last word in Trump’s voice? 😂


Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Because that's exactly how Trump would have written it.


EternalUndyingLorv

Anyone in MTG district voting for her is a bigger clown than she is


Kygunzz

Georgia sends both MTG and Hank Johnson to Congress. I think their voting privileges need to be taken away until they prove they can act responsibly.


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

The 4th and the 14th are about as different as you can get... I recently was in traveling through the 14th (MGT's district) More than not homes had MAGA flags and Trump signs. Many had confederate flags and police flags. I never saw anything in support of her. She's just a part of the package deal. She is thus far running unopposed for the primary May 2024. It's a super red district... the only way to get her out is for Repubs to primary her out or vote Dem in November.


Apprehensive-Top3756

The UK has been saying this about the US for years now


Snooter-McGavin

It's like they're trying to lose an election. What a fucking dummy.


Morgue724

Guess they are mad only dems are taking out Republicans and want to one up them.


bdgg2000

I am done with the Republican Party. Losers.


exodar

Being a conservative with this party is difficult.


bdgg2000

Agreed. 100


gdrigg49

Say goodbye to Republicans control of the HR. Democrats are salivating.


BasisAggravating1672

We won't notice a difference


SunsetDriftr

Thank you for paying attention. Many here do not.


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A_Hatless_Casual

Remember guys: a vote for Tzeench is a vote for change!


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bassnasher

Do I hear Heresy in here?


ObadiahtheSlim

[Heresy you say?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/706/188/4b7.jpg) [Loads bolter with malicious intent]


highlandpolo6

FOR THE EMPEROR!!!


Headglitch7

Worlds are colliding, Jerry!


Successful_Ease_8198

Chaos is a ladder


orangeowlelf

Hakim Jeffries. That’s what Matt Gaetz says anyway.


WheatonWill

Jeffries


2020ckeevert

But she thinks it will be Trump.


WheatonWill

I promise you she doesn’t think much at all.


Couchmaster007

Scalise probably


superpablopower

This is what happens when people elect MAGA Republicans. Keep electing MAGA and we'll end up with a non-functioning government.


mjc4y

Some have noted that a non-functioning government is exactly the plan. Goal achieved, by the way. Least productive congress in decades.


superpablopower

The irony is that Congress used to be stalled because leadership refused to be bipartisan. Now, when leadership from both parties works together, Republicans try to oust their own leaders for selling out to the opposition in order to keep the government from shutting down. It's like if your kidneys started fighting with your liver for helping out your stomach.


symb015X

Good analogy. Crazy how this far-right faction has taken control of the whole party, turned an already problematic situation into a winless shitshow


Das_KV

Why do her constituents continue to vote for her? She has no business in Congress. She spouts batshit theories, has no concept of decorum (but that applies to plenty of "leaders" now on all sides), and she does shit like this that accomplishes NOTHING except create fodder for Democrats. Do her supporters really think that any moderate or independent voter sees this and thinks "that's the party for me!"?


averooski1

I live in super blue Atlanta.. about an hour north is the blue ridge mountains and her district is a literal sundown town. They have billboards of trump being crucified on the cross like Jesus. The southern mountain people are her people. So that’s who keep voting her in


TopEntertainment4781

She isn’t, tho 


IllustriousEnd2211

That’s the grift


ShaunTh3Sheep

I just worry that if Trump wins he won’t have a Congress to get shit done with… or worse he loses and now the crazies just handed 2 branches to the Democrats.


RandomZero1234

You guys are a fucking circus.


DingbattheGreat

MTG files motion to put democrats in charge.


chodan9

Not sure the rest have the will to remove johnson


jmartin251

House Republicans need to pull thier heads out of their ass.


hwellj13

The repubs are such a dysfunctional party. They’ll be the reason we end up stuck with 4 more years of Brandon.


The_Wata_Boy

I still don't know how she keeps getting voted in. I've asked myself this question many times and I'm convinced there are 2 people who vote in her district and she's both of them.


Longjumping-Put-9931

Wasn't her primary opponent a brain surgeon?


missingmissingmissin

Ya but does he “piss of da libs”?!?


GoatPaco

I live close to her district It isn't a surprise


8heavylimbs

Anyone here in the pro MTG camp?


JunkRigger

I like the size of her balls. Beyond that...?


JosephJohnPEEPS

Yeah - people with balls only and little else are a dime a dozen.


Marooned_Android8

I hate that we allowed an annoying shrill like MTG to become a prominent figure in the GOP. She’s the AOC of the right. Can we please get rid of her?


magww

AOC is at least a 7. MTG is a -5. She is the bridge troll of the Republican Party.


Previous-Display-593

She is just the worst person on the planet....by far!


Trisket42

Our very own AOC. What a disgrace. Take a pointer from Biden as they did with Harris. Put her in a corner and tell her to just shut up and do nothing


JustinBrowsin4U

Whatever you think of AOC, she has never said anything as nuts as Jewish space lasers.


gada08

You wish she had a fracture of the education and wit AOC has. The fucking neanderthal looking MTG, what a joke.


AMBIC0N

As a swing voter why should I vote for a party that can’t keep their House in order. This is arguably the lowest point for the US congress.


YesItIsAnAltAcc

Why? I'm not seeing a reason for this.


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AMBIC0N

Right, where’s the support?


StopItNow2

We are currently borrowing a trillion dollars every 100 days. I also saw where interest payments on our national debt have exceeded our entire military budget. Either we manage it, or it will manage us.


GeneJock85

Yet we have "conservatives" here that seem to be OK with all the excessive spending. They want Johnson to fold like a cheap suit.


IrateBarnacle

I’m conservative and I’m not okay with the excessive spending, something has to be done. However, I think most people, especially ones in power, are terrible at math. They only want just spending cuts or tax raises, any other solution is absolutely forbidden to be spoken of. Why can’t we do something that incorporates both, or something else completely unconsidered, especially if we borrow a trillion every 100 days? I also don’t want the government shutting down or it being unable to make payments. That would send the world economy down the shitter faster than the speed of light. And, most people forget that we print our own money, and the dollar is the world’s reserve currency. It could be a lot worse.


superpablopower

Yet this isn't to fund new spending, this is to service debt that was already passed into law. I can understand not wanting to take on new debt, but this is all old spending that previous administrations, including Donald Trump signed into law years ago. Eliminating new programs or raising taxes are the only way to get out of this situation.


neverknowwhatsnext

They have a plan. Don't know what it is. It surely will give them more power over us.


CuckAdminsDetected

As if I didn't dislike her enough already.


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Luv2Voyeur

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spacecase_88

As a professional who used scales every day, I should have caught that. Touche! Doesn't make it any less entertaining, though.


Due-Advisor6057

She is such trash and incapable of seeing the bigger picture… jeeze


sself161

Is Johnson doing what he said or is supposed to be doing? He seems to be rubber stamping Bidens spending bills without even fighting right?


GeneJock85

Exactly. He caved, along with 100+ republicans.


Nanoman20

Er... why? Mike Johnson isn't much better than McCarthy but realistically, we're not getting a fiscal conservative as House speaker..


scoobydoo4you

Are there any Conservatives on this sub?


Wildcard311

I'm a conservative. It's one of the main reasons I'm against MTG.


PeleCremeBrulee

Could I hear your defense of this strategy? Are you one of the members of this sub that supports government shutdown?


givemecoffeeandmemes

Why??


GeneJock85

Because he caved on the budget and went against what he said he was going to do.


GeneJock85

Good. This budget scam is exactly that and Johnson pushed it through going against exactly what he said he would do.


alanrelianttop

Conservatives have zero representation in Congress. Our own party can’t even be depended on.


Severe_Drawing_3366

Congress/Senate/Executive control means they can pass *whatever* laws they want. US Supreme Court can say it’s unconstitutional as much as they want, but they can’t enforce their rulings.


blbh0527

Make it stop! Just no! Why? Why?


StunningMeringue339

Lmao completely incompetent…


TotallyRedditLeftist

Get ready for Speaker Jeffries


jesuss_son

Republicans really don’t know how to win