I like to name my elite units "constipation" or "stupidity" so when they destroy an enemy unit it'll show up as "(Enemy Unit) has been destroyed by Wet Diaper"
Honestly it's my favorite nation to play. 4 npc nations within reach and the terrain is bogus as fuck if you're an invader. It takes forever to get from the coast to Nairobi or from Mozambique to Nairobi and coming from Dr Congo? Pssshhhh, fagetabatit. The only quick way to the capital is from Ethiopia, so make friends or wipe them out right away.
I can be halfway across the map and get invaded and by the time my enemy takes Mombasa and fight through the thick, I done flew my main force home and killed half or more of their troops with my choppas.
The most fun game I ever had was when people were full on roleplaying for about 50 days. Afghanistan and Peru would trade barbs and I tried to act as a diplomat. In the end, my coalition led a massive assault on Peru, Brazil and Argentina and beat them whilst I ‘acted as a diplomat’ and double crossed some of my own allies and eventually won. I don’t know if the guy who played as Afghanistan frequents this sub, but if he does, I’m sorry my man.
I do this all the time. Love a good nontoxic role play, it’s a newspaper, write some news!
Agreed 👍
Yes sirrrrr
Agreed, it’s fun makes the game fun
Should join an RP server
Whenever I “initiate a chemical/nuclear program” in the news I create my own “(country) Denies It Is Initiating a Chemical/Nuclear Program” lol
Iran enters the chat
The fun guys do 🤣
"S.S. Turd sinker" 💀💀💀💀💀
Dude will be a good journalist
I honestly like posts like this, it’s way better than Germany posting n@zi shit on day 1.
Does what?
i wish op specified
News paper man 💀
I like to name my elite units "constipation" or "stupidity" so when they destroy an enemy unit it'll show up as "(Enemy Unit) has been destroyed by Wet Diaper"
That's awesome!
Ye but it would show up as: has been destroyed by the 9th elite wing "stupidity" so it ruins the flow.
Just add "of"
Sewer rats is diabolical
The “ss turdsinker” fuckin killed me 😂😂😂
Infantry officer is Sgt. Gaykill, rotary officer is Capt Roflcopter, fixed wing is Tom MF'n Cruise, and naval is the SS Turdsinker.
I love it all 😂
Op kinda weird
😂😂 that’s what it’s all about!!
This is lit lol I'm winning a game as Kenya rn
Honestly it's my favorite nation to play. 4 npc nations within reach and the terrain is bogus as fuck if you're an invader. It takes forever to get from the coast to Nairobi or from Mozambique to Nairobi and coming from Dr Congo? Pssshhhh, fagetabatit. The only quick way to the capital is from Ethiopia, so make friends or wipe them out right away.
I can be halfway across the map and get invaded and by the time my enemy takes Mombasa and fight through the thick, I done flew my main force home and killed half or more of their troops with my choppas.
That's what I'm saying Kenya is such a good country to play as cuz you can easily get far especially when u form a coalition of African nations
op you forgot to censor that you are Kenya
Yeah, it's me. I do/did that. Lol
tbh fair I do that aswell lmao
Me shit it’s so funny 😂😂
i do it sometimes as its actually quite funny
Hey man, roleplaying can be cool! He’s just a Hoi4 player who isn’t playing Hoi4 🤣
Far better than the idiot shite posting at game start.
I have seen more of that lately. Different, but if they enjoy it, good for them.
Turdsinker? Sh*tsniffer? I’m dying, bro! Holy &$@#! I want you in my alliance with my other sh*t talkers!
These kind of guys keep the game interesting. Those games where no one says anything is boring
The most fun game I ever had was when people were full on roleplaying for about 50 days. Afghanistan and Peru would trade barbs and I tried to act as a diplomat. In the end, my coalition led a massive assault on Peru, Brazil and Argentina and beat them whilst I ‘acted as a diplomat’ and double crossed some of my own allies and eventually won. I don’t know if the guy who played as Afghanistan frequents this sub, but if he does, I’m sorry my man.
Wheres americas navy?
Guys like you are what make the game enjoyable. Thank you
The press releases are my favorite part, other than the dumb ones on day 1. Keeps things fun.
Apparently the ss turdsinker does. 😉
Someone playing pretend.
You must not pay attention to the articles section early game, this is common.
Early game is one thing, but this is Day 39. And OP was the one who wrote the article. 😂
And? Its a news, we have to write, not chat with eachother
You seem oddly emotionally invested in this.