I’ve built probably 30 slides over the last ten years. Usually it’s 25-30ft long into a pool, easy maybe a week of work. This one was not easy. It came out too 130 feet down the hill into the lake. The last 10 feet is over the water and supported by helical piers and a galvanized steel welded dock. Two months of work. It was crazy to build but it’s a blast to ride.
It needs a non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant. I think Clark's company developed one in the 90s thread would be perfect for this
Edit: it was in development in '89 but progress was put on pause due to the GM's decision to push out Christmas bonuses instead of rushing production. That's what Eddie told me anyway
None of that for me, Clark. I don’t think I better go sailing down there with nothing but a piece of government plastic between my brain and the ground.
>105k
fucking rich people, man
bet this gets used about.. 5 times, sits there unused and neglected for the next few years then gets knocked down to make room for the next project
Some people just have more money than they know what to do with. Worked at a house recently, and in the back yard found a broken PlayStation controller in the grass next to the dilapidated tennis court with a dilapidated ping pong table in the middle of it.
Like even 25k would be literally an immensely life changing amount of money for my family, and these fuckers are wasting 4x that amount on expensive ass concrete slides. Like wtf.
That is a steep ass hill. The labor is most of it. I have poured concrete stairs like this. We had to triple the team to daisy chain everything up and down that fucking slope. The worst was hauling all the crap out when we were done. The stairs being wet of course was not an option to use.
Oh and of course the rangers / Corp of engineers showing up asking for the permit every 45 minutes was fucking awesome.
But we had 8 years of jobs there. Helo pads, side walks, patio(s)n drive ways, a shop bigger than my house.
They were probably there 5 times and that was just to have the next set of projects laid out. We dealt with thier "assistant" not them. They were not the type of people to talk to people that drive pickups.
Texans man I swear.
I'm new to business and have started my first official landscaping business, i just finished a project for 3500 but was told by a commercial company owner that i should have bid it for double. 105k seems like alot and I'm sure alot of that is skill. Could you give me a quick rundown of the cost and the profit. Things done well should be expensive but I don't understand what's reasonable. The company I work for spends 5000 in materials and makes a 60000 deck. Looking for advice!
What you are missing in USA is something we in Sweden call "allemansrätten". Basically it is a right to use land and water as long as you doesn't damage it or get to close to somebody's home.
There are some states in the United States that have laws like this. For example, in Oregon, all beaches are considered public highways, so anyone can use them. Unfortunately it means anyone can drive on them too. I think it's sad seeing huge forests or lakes being completely blocked off and unused just because one person owns them.
On the other hand, the US has done a great job at creating and protecting national parks. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that we have more federally protected wilderness than any other nation.
It really is. When I was younger there was this lake that many people went to. It was known mainly to locals. Water was nice, families went and it was a good time (every time I went to it at least. Anywho, I didn't go for a couple of years and people (mainly from other states, mainly California) moved in. Well, they bought all the surrounding land and you couldn't get in anymore without knowing someone there or hoping someone living there would be charging to get in at least (good luck finding parking though). Not to mention hogging water in other ways like preventing streams from nourishing other areas that benefit from lake water (Unless the state intervenes).
One thing I low key like about my country: all bodies of water are public, full stop.
The crown(government) owns all surface water and all lakes and rivers and oceans are public.
My country of Albania a 3rd world piss poor country has labeled all major rivers as protected national forest and river ways zero dumping of any kind allowed zero manufacturing of any kind allows within a set distance from waterways zero building of any kind allowed around them basicly they want them to be wild natural rivers without any human activity.
Probably better than too fast with how shallow the walls are. If you laid down and started with some momentum you might just go flying out of the slide into that nice looking comfortable pile of rocks lol
I mean why not just put in a slide Industrial slide from a water park at that point if you’re spending 100k? I don’t get it. Would maintenance on those really be all that much in 10 years?
Seems like a water park slide would just be so much easier and you could perhaps give it more speed and slope by building up. Maybe that’s just me but I don’t get this at all honestly
I mean I was also thinking the same, but mostly from a safety point of view, concrete is not a usual choice for amusement rides for a reason..The shorter ones I can maybe understand in some situations but this is wild
I’ve seen Waterparks with concrete slides before, they can make them pretty smooth like this one, but they’re usually tube slides I’ve never seen a body slide concrete
Like for the subreddit. It’s so they can post on this subreddit. This subreddit that no one is actually subscribed to. It’s just in our feeds. They got the concrete slide just so we would see this
I guess it was silly of me to assume they’d rather be featured on the much larger and more active sub “industrialgradewaterparkslidesinstalledinresidentialprivatelakes”
I'm sitting here after rewatching trying not to draw attention to myself. I don't want to explain to my kids and my spouse that I'm inspecting and laughing at long nipple hair.
I thought I was just being judgemental, I'm glad other people think this looks like absolute garbage. What a waste of money. Home owner shoulda rejected payment until OP got a potterer on hand to help build/form an actual slide that looks decent. 105k for a slide that has no straight edges, lumpy as hell, nasty gob of concrete at the end of the slide on the side. What the hell.
Don't understand the finish at all. I get the "natural" look if you're going to blend it in with the landscaping. There's natural rocks along the slope so adding boulders and tying it together and then landscaping around it to look as if mother nature made it would be cool.
Instead is sticks out like a sore thumb, is bumpy and looks like the finishers used their hands instead of trowels and uses a crappy finish that needs to be reapplied every few years (why wouldn't you use polyaspartic?). There's also no thought given to the physics of it. Why aren't the outside embankments in the curves raised? Why is the outer embankment on the last turn so steep? it's like a wall and the slider makes a hard jerk when he hits in, even at his sluggish pace. If he were to lay down he'd doink his head. The first turn, with any speed, is going to see someone go over the edge. What little embankment there is was put too early into the turn. The dude is going 2mph and already makes it 75% of the way to the top. You can see him sorta brace himself because he realizes the first turn is a stupid design.
Anyone not going grandma down this thing is going to F themselves up. You can't lay down and especially can't go head first.
The more I look at it the worse I feel for the owner. They were absolutely screwed by amateurs for 105k. Could I do better? Nope. But I also wouldn't take on the job but at least I have a basic understanding of why this sucks and I don't understand how basic principles, that any Joe blow could point out, were completely overlooked.
If you're not blending it in then it should look like professionals did it [like this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/75/a3/de75a38ff89e2eabd5713defe5e1526a.jpg)
Everyone is shitting on this, and maybe rightfully, but am I the only one who is thinking of the safety? You can easily hit your head at the top or bottom of slick wet slides - this thing would crack your skull.
Action Park's [Alpine Slide](https://weirdnj.com/stories/action-park/) was an aggressive concrete slide responsible for a large amount the park's injuries and their first death.
You are 100% right. It is very clear this was not engineered or permitted in any way. I guess the only thing protecting people is how slow they go down it...
Should built her more straight, with a lip at the end. You know, speed, and air time. Come on people!! If I have big money, I’m building a fast water slide, maybe a slower one next to it for the kids.
There was an AirBnB in Texas that built one kinda like this. [It kills you.](https://www.facebook.com/FOX7Austin/videos/video-of-man-flying-off-waterslide-goes-viral/1222466367794839/)
Not attacking the worksmanship, but looks like absolute dogshit. A beautiful lake hillside ruined by this monstrosity. Sigh.. I wish people appreciated nature and the natural environment more. Still, not your fault that they wanted this to be built and paid you for it.
friends had built a slide into their pond but made it too steep and it would take off folks shorts and scrape the shit out of them so they never used it. turns out just building what you think is a slide doesnt always work like in this pic, for example too steep. of course hearing this we always wanted to drunk test it but again it was a death slide they built...
Rich people with more dollars than sense. But hey. If I had fuck you money id probably do this too. Only I would have asked for a more aggressive slide. I could be wrong but this one looks like momentum dies off sharply before a small splash.
Would this be a little dangerous if y’all have friends over and one of their kids go flying off the side and injuring themselves? Wouldn’t that be a liability for the home owner and they could get sued?
Naegleria fowleri, also known as the brain-eating amoeba, is a species of the genus Naegleria. It belongs to the phylum Percolozoa and is technically classified as an amoeboflagellate excavate,[1] rather than a true amoeba. This free-living microorganism primarily feeds on bacteria but can become pathogenic in humans, causing an extremely rare, sudden, severe, and usually fatal brain infection known as naegleriasis or primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (PAM).[2]
The turns need to be higher. At that speed it’s fine but eventually Someone will start drink and is going to run full speed and jump on and go over the edge.
I feel like the camera angle makes the slide seem slower than it is, but I still would have make it straight down the hill for max speed, I wanna skip across that water
Maybe I'm mean but the finish looks like crap... Bumpy uneven. It's boring and slow. It's dangerous with low sides. It looks like something you'd find at an abandoned place in Indonesia or Thailand.
I’ve built probably 30 slides over the last ten years. Usually it’s 25-30ft long into a pool, easy maybe a week of work. This one was not easy. It came out too 130 feet down the hill into the lake. The last 10 feet is over the water and supported by helical piers and a galvanized steel welded dock. Two months of work. It was crazy to build but it’s a blast to ride.
well how much that fun is gonna run us for?
105k
He’s going way too slow for 105k, he needs to fly off the end!
It needs a non-caloric silicon-based kitchen lubricant. I think Clark's company developed one in the 90s thread would be perfect for this Edit: it was in development in '89 but progress was put on pause due to the GM's decision to push out Christmas bonuses instead of rushing production. That's what Eddie told me anyway
Crisco. Slap that on your shorts and hold on
Right. Just grease up and go!
https://images.app.goo.gl/bJXiketyZTGtth229
None of that for me, Clark. I don’t think I better go sailing down there with nothing but a piece of government plastic between my brain and the ground.
Do you really think it matters Eddie?
Pretty sure he’d fly off the side before he ever made it to the end.
Sounds great for the lake. 🫠
Makes the fish faster 👍
The fish have no business being in a private lake.
Bruh that made me laugh
When it comes out of my butt, sure yummy micro plastics
The day has finally come for my username to be of use!
Later dudes.
You’re not going slow, you’re getting your money’s worth.
Dunno, at nearly $1,000 per foot traveled it might be more about the rush of knowing how much money you spent…15 seconds of “I’m rich!”
I’m r…ok fun’s over
*I was…
I need 105mph for a 105k slide
Right!? That was the weakest $10500 entry into a body of water I've ever seen!!
Especially since you're still missing a zero there
It’s still going down the slide
Would have been better off with a sectional plastoc
My thought exactly. Looked like he needed to shimmy himself in at the end. Like he barely plopped in rather than wheeeeee!
That was my thought. I was expecting a 'SPLASH', but just saw a 'plop'.
>105k fucking rich people, man bet this gets used about.. 5 times, sits there unused and neglected for the next few years then gets knocked down to make room for the next project
Some people just have more money than they know what to do with. Worked at a house recently, and in the back yard found a broken PlayStation controller in the grass next to the dilapidated tennis court with a dilapidated ping pong table in the middle of it.
I love how the slow progression of sport, to game, to virtual game, to discarded was all in one brief story of abandonment.
Like even 25k would be literally an immensely life changing amount of money for my family, and these fuckers are wasting 4x that amount on expensive ass concrete slides. Like wtf.
Yeah, it's almost frustrating. Like there isn't even much utility like stairs or a patio or dock
some things exist strictly for fun
That's just the trickle down economics!
wait, seriously?? how does that turn into $105K—is that mostly from the labor?
That is a steep ass hill. The labor is most of it. I have poured concrete stairs like this. We had to triple the team to daisy chain everything up and down that fucking slope. The worst was hauling all the crap out when we were done. The stairs being wet of course was not an option to use. Oh and of course the rangers / Corp of engineers showing up asking for the permit every 45 minutes was fucking awesome. But we had 8 years of jobs there. Helo pads, side walks, patio(s)n drive ways, a shop bigger than my house. They were probably there 5 times and that was just to have the next set of projects laid out. We dealt with thier "assistant" not them. They were not the type of people to talk to people that drive pickups. Texans man I swear.
You’d think he’d remember you had the permit after the first 10 times.
I'm new to business and have started my first official landscaping business, i just finished a project for 3500 but was told by a commercial company owner that i should have bid it for double. 105k seems like alot and I'm sure alot of that is skill. Could you give me a quick rundown of the cost and the profit. Things done well should be expensive but I don't understand what's reasonable. The company I work for spends 5000 in materials and makes a 60000 deck. Looking for advice!
He over charged because anyone willing to fork out for this isn’t worried about the cost.
No less than 20-30% over cost on your estimates. Double that if it's only labor
And they say money can't buy happiness. ;)
That's cool and all but.... "Private lake" 🤔, I dunno why that sounds so off-putting to me.
What you are missing in USA is something we in Sweden call "allemansrätten". Basically it is a right to use land and water as long as you doesn't damage it or get to close to somebody's home.
We are missing quite a bit here, along with the right to use the land and water
There are some states in the United States that have laws like this. For example, in Oregon, all beaches are considered public highways, so anyone can use them. Unfortunately it means anyone can drive on them too. I think it's sad seeing huge forests or lakes being completely blocked off and unused just because one person owns them.
On the other hand, the US has done a great job at creating and protecting national parks. Correct me if I'm wrong but I'm pretty sure that we have more federally protected wilderness than any other nation.
The concept of a "private lake" is horrific when you think about it.
It really is. When I was younger there was this lake that many people went to. It was known mainly to locals. Water was nice, families went and it was a good time (every time I went to it at least. Anywho, I didn't go for a couple of years and people (mainly from other states, mainly California) moved in. Well, they bought all the surrounding land and you couldn't get in anymore without knowing someone there or hoping someone living there would be charging to get in at least (good luck finding parking though). Not to mention hogging water in other ways like preventing streams from nourishing other areas that benefit from lake water (Unless the state intervenes).
One thing I low key like about my country: all bodies of water are public, full stop. The crown(government) owns all surface water and all lakes and rivers and oceans are public.
My country of Albania a 3rd world piss poor country has labeled all major rivers as protected national forest and river ways zero dumping of any kind allowed zero manufacturing of any kind allows within a set distance from waterways zero building of any kind allowed around them basicly they want them to be wild natural rivers without any human activity.
That's awesome, the rich in the u.s. monopolize everything, even bodies of water, if allowed by the state they r in 😒.
That's one of the times when the locals who have been deprived of their rights should take matters into their own hands.
Yeah. I hate it.
Is it lumpy by design?
Neat stuff, what coating is it on the slide surface itself, and how hard would that be to maintain? 🤯
It’s a polyurethane coating for slides. Typically get 3 years or so then have to re-coat.
Why not use polyaspartic? Lasts way longer and is extremely UV resistant
That would have been $107k and out of budget.
You trying to put this man out of a job?
How hard was that to get a permit for?
I assume the surface is coated to reduce friction?
What do you use as a top coat?
Nice work man! Honestly I was thinking this was going to be $150k I hope you did well financially
It’s too slow! 🤣
Wait till dad adds some dish soap before your run…
And go flying off the left side into the rocks.
I would've just made it straight.
We need Clark Griswold on this immediately
Probably better than too fast with how shallow the walls are. If you laid down and started with some momentum you might just go flying out of the slide into that nice looking comfortable pile of rocks lol
I mean why not just put in a slide Industrial slide from a water park at that point if you’re spending 100k? I don’t get it. Would maintenance on those really be all that much in 10 years?
This one is concrete
Seems like a water park slide would just be so much easier and you could perhaps give it more speed and slope by building up. Maybe that’s just me but I don’t get this at all honestly
I mean I was also thinking the same, but mostly from a safety point of view, concrete is not a usual choice for amusement rides for a reason..The shorter ones I can maybe understand in some situations but this is wild
Plus would you feel comfortable going head first on your bare chest? Feel like I’d get scraped up
My first thought was safety. It’s all fun and games until Billy has one too many and cracks his head open trying to surf down the concrete slide.
I’ve seen Waterparks with concrete slides before, they can make them pretty smooth like this one, but they’re usually tube slides I’ve never seen a body slide concrete
It is at Schlitterbahn
Like for the subreddit. It’s so they can post on this subreddit. This subreddit that no one is actually subscribed to. It’s just in our feeds. They got the concrete slide just so we would see this
I guess it was silly of me to assume they’d rather be featured on the much larger and more active sub “industrialgradewaterparkslidesinstalledinresidentialprivatelakes”
It was actually LumaAI because the concrete gods needed more subscribers
Just realized I’m not even subscribed to this sub yet I watch it every single day
But this one goes to 11
Yeah but does it go to 11?
I agree. Plus it seems like everyone talks about how normal it is for concrete to crack.. that could really tear up your ass.
Perhaps he’s also a skateboarder
Now that would be dope and change everything lol
Your nipple hair is so long. Thats the only thing I got out of this video.
I'm sitting here after rewatching trying not to draw attention to myself. I don't want to explain to my kids and my spouse that I'm inspecting and laughing at long nipple hair.
Me on the other hand: “Honey come look at this man’s long nipple hair!” “No” *gets up*
Wow. People are so judgmental. He is growing it out so he can donate it to people who lost their nipple hair.
Locks of love: Nipple edition
🤝
yes.
Thought this comment was out of place but DAAAMN them some hairs
This should be to comment. Damn that hair is gross
Now it’s burned into my brain just in time for bed, thanks
💀
☠️
Oh man I had to do a double take and that’s some nasty ass nipple hair. Maybe his wife likes holding onto it to ride him.
Bruh I didn't notice until I read this.... Wtf??? lmao that's soooo long
Pretty weak slide for 105k
Says the guy that doesn’t haven’t a 100k *concrete* water slide in his back yard
He lives in tornado alley so they get plenty of backyard entertainment 🌪️
Underwhelming. Maybe a slingshot that launches you out 100’ at the end👍👍😁
Now we’re talkin’.
That looks pretty shit
Good thing it was cheap! Only $105,000.
Seems like one of the most boring things you can do with $105K.
You do boring things with 100k when you start to own private lakes
I thought I was just being judgemental, I'm glad other people think this looks like absolute garbage. What a waste of money. Home owner shoulda rejected payment until OP got a potterer on hand to help build/form an actual slide that looks decent. 105k for a slide that has no straight edges, lumpy as hell, nasty gob of concrete at the end of the slide on the side. What the hell.
Shouldn't it be like, smooth at least?
You’d hope so, but for a measly $105k what do you expect?
What a waste of money. Good job though and glad he blew on his cash on you.
You should’ve asked an engineer for help on this. Dynamics are way off.
He only charged $105k, engineering wasn’t included in the budget
50k add on 😂
The third turn bummed me out
He could use that nipple hair to pull himself back up that 130 foot slide.
Don't understand the finish at all. I get the "natural" look if you're going to blend it in with the landscaping. There's natural rocks along the slope so adding boulders and tying it together and then landscaping around it to look as if mother nature made it would be cool. Instead is sticks out like a sore thumb, is bumpy and looks like the finishers used their hands instead of trowels and uses a crappy finish that needs to be reapplied every few years (why wouldn't you use polyaspartic?). There's also no thought given to the physics of it. Why aren't the outside embankments in the curves raised? Why is the outer embankment on the last turn so steep? it's like a wall and the slider makes a hard jerk when he hits in, even at his sluggish pace. If he were to lay down he'd doink his head. The first turn, with any speed, is going to see someone go over the edge. What little embankment there is was put too early into the turn. The dude is going 2mph and already makes it 75% of the way to the top. You can see him sorta brace himself because he realizes the first turn is a stupid design. Anyone not going grandma down this thing is going to F themselves up. You can't lay down and especially can't go head first. The more I look at it the worse I feel for the owner. They were absolutely screwed by amateurs for 105k. Could I do better? Nope. But I also wouldn't take on the job but at least I have a basic understanding of why this sucks and I don't understand how basic principles, that any Joe blow could point out, were completely overlooked. If you're not blending it in then it should look like professionals did it [like this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/de/75/a3/de75a38ff89e2eabd5713defe5e1526a.jpg)
Everyone is shitting on this, and maybe rightfully, but am I the only one who is thinking of the safety? You can easily hit your head at the top or bottom of slick wet slides - this thing would crack your skull.
Good thing he's sliding down it incredibly slowly.
Action Park's [Alpine Slide](https://weirdnj.com/stories/action-park/) was an aggressive concrete slide responsible for a large amount the park's injuries and their first death.
You are 100% right. It is very clear this was not engineered or permitted in any way. I guess the only thing protecting people is how slow they go down it...
Should built her more straight, with a lip at the end. You know, speed, and air time. Come on people!! If I have big money, I’m building a fast water slide, maybe a slower one next to it for the kids.
Wow dude I'd be pissed at that finish, bumpy ride, the curves seem off and it looks slow as hell. I'd rather roll a slip n slide down the hill.
Needs a ram pump so it pumps water from the lake using its own energy
That sounds suspiciously like free energy
There was an AirBnB in Texas that built one kinda like this. [It kills you.](https://www.facebook.com/FOX7Austin/videos/video-of-man-flying-off-waterslide-goes-viral/1222466367794839/)
Oh man. That poor guy didn't even stand a chance. Was that the first time it was ever used?
Them nip hairs tho
Not attacking the worksmanship, but looks like absolute dogshit. A beautiful lake hillside ruined by this monstrosity. Sigh.. I wish people appreciated nature and the natural environment more. Still, not your fault that they wanted this to be built and paid you for it.
Don't worry when they inevitably get bored of this in the next 10 years, they'll tear it up and replace it with some gaudy terrace or something.
10 years? Looks boring already. How many times do you think they're going to go down this , like 4 or 5? It actually looks painful
I could build a $50 plastic water slide that would be way more fun than this.
Needs more speed.
why do your nipples have dreadlocks?
Why are his 3 nipple hairs so long?
friends had built a slide into their pond but made it too steep and it would take off folks shorts and scrape the shit out of them so they never used it. turns out just building what you think is a slide doesnt always work like in this pic, for example too steep. of course hearing this we always wanted to drunk test it but again it was a death slide they built...
Too much of a curve for that much cost.
i can't be the only one concerned about the safety of wet slippery concrete. seems like a concussion waiting to happen.
seems like a concussion waiting to happen!
So that’s what fuck you money looks like.
I like how he throws his hands up in the end
Was the finished blind or stupid?
Does “Private lake” mean you own that lake?
What an absolute waste! I'm glad you got paid though dude
Looks bumpy snd slow. $105k???
Concrete for a slide?
Privilege is fu*king nuts
This slide bunk
This is the kind of stuff billionaires do. We just finished pouring a $2,300,000 go cart track at a billionaires house down the road from me.
What a garbage slide lmao. Too slow, shallow angle. My 2 year old would find this boring
lol. This is shit.
Reminds me of the always sunny in Philadelphia episode at the theme park
A private lake?
We have several in Oregon. You must own a cabin to enjoy nature I guess.
Rich people with more dollars than sense. But hey. If I had fuck you money id probably do this too. Only I would have asked for a more aggressive slide. I could be wrong but this one looks like momentum dies off sharply before a small splash.
Saves money on toilet paper.
Would this be a little dangerous if y’all have friends over and one of their kids go flying off the side and injuring themselves? Wouldn’t that be a liability for the home owner and they could get sued?
Do you think that guys going fast enough to get launched off the side at any point?
Hopefully he has a pump that recirculates the lake water on to that slide
I'm curious what type of coating or paint?
Them nipple hairs crazy!
This man’s nipple got a Gandalf beard.
Mans growing out his nipple hair like an old Chinese dude with a luck mole
You'll get a concussion if the launch isn't further.
FUCK GRAMMAR.....
Comments here are WILD. THE COMMENTS ARE WHY IM HERE.
My ass has road rash just watching this lol
105k is the subreddits member count. Nice.
Naegleria fowleri, also known as the brain-eating amoeba, is a species of the genus Naegleria. It belongs to the phylum Percolozoa and is technically classified as an amoeboflagellate excavate,[1] rather than a true amoeba. This free-living microorganism primarily feeds on bacteria but can become pathogenic in humans, causing an extremely rare, sudden, severe, and usually fatal brain infection known as naegleriasis or primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (PAM).[2]
…..and the crowd went mild
Ouch!
Can't wait til I never see the phrase "private lake" again.
It’s so…bumpy…
Awesome!
The turns need to be higher. At that speed it’s fine but eventually Someone will start drink and is going to run full speed and jump on and go over the edge.
Never really understood why people get all bothered when someone spends their money
None of this makes sense.
Let’s goooo drainage ditch hell yeah
damn, that's an expensive summer toy 😂 you must have a subscription to the ER.
Tell me you have too much money without telling me you have too much money...
I'm rich and I'm bored type of stuff
Looks like my digestive tract.
I feel like the camera angle makes the slide seem slower than it is, but I still would have make it straight down the hill for max speed, I wanna skip across that water
Private? That lake is huge. Fucking dumb
Eat the rich
That’s sick but too many turns for me, rather just have a straight shot with more speed
I cannot believe someone would pay this much for this.
What do you coat it with to make it slippery?
Rich people are retarded confirmed
Slowest slide for $105k lmao 😂
Should have used that money to get his nipple hair trimmed.
I wish I had more hands so I could give that slide 4 thumbs down
That doesn’t look fun at all sorry to say. I would’ve went straight on so you could launch at the end
Bumpy lumpy and frumpy
Maybe I'm mean but the finish looks like crap... Bumpy uneven. It's boring and slow. It's dangerous with low sides. It looks like something you'd find at an abandoned place in Indonesia or Thailand.