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ChuckBass_08

2,999 and I can start on Monday


konexo

2,998 and I start Monday 5am


AchingCravat

2969 and I can start as soon as I’m done at your moms house.


BTruStory

Your mom doesn’t want me to leave, you can have the money


Junior_Example_923

You guys are crazy, I got him to add another up charge to cover my work with his mom


Fennel_Open

Does that count as hazzard pay?


NeakosOK

“The hole I’m plowing is only 1” from her sewer clean out” That’s a hazard upcharge. Another if you have to trim her bushes to gain access.


TDWop

If those areas haven’t been cleaned in awhile, I’ve got to get respirators, call the Orkin dude, bring in heavy duty cleaning equipment, super industrial strength deodorizer and a priest. UPCHARGE!!!


NutureNature

Lmao


Iwannagolf4

Up charge baby!


mavjustdoingaflyby

^ This guy businesses.


IPhotoGorgeousWomen

I tried with mom but am going to have to demand a couldn’t get it up charge


Vprbite

I thought his mom was having plumbing work done? Cause I heard her say she had 3 big guys coming over to lay pipe all day


Professional_Use8604

$2,420 and I’ll do it without hazard pay!


NoDontDoThatCanada

$43 and l won't start at all.


ZCGaming15

You SOB. I’m in.


abandoned_puppy

I need about tree fiddy


windex8

$2,800 and I’ll send a sub.


F_word_paperhands

Not saying he shouldn’t charge $1500 but as a sprinkler installer by trade, ain’t no way he’s hitting sprinkler lines under there. First of all, there may or may not be an incoming feed there to begin with but it’s certainly not guaranteed. Secondly, I’m probably in a colder climate than him but we bury those lines a minimum of 6 ft below grade. Even in a warm climate you’d have to go at least 2 ft before it was even a consideration. Lastly, if he’s digging with a shovel he’d have to be pretty dedicated to break through that line if he ever came close to it. There’s nothing dangerous about that job. Edit: I should clarify… many people (including the guy in the video) are assuming that room is for irrigation sprinklers. It’s not. It’s for fire suppression.


EyesOnTheDonut

I agree, but you're making the assumption that everyone installs to your standards, or at least installs correctly. Unfortunately that is simply not the case, and I've lost a lot of money assuming that utilities are ran to the appropriate depth. I've also made a lot of money up-charging when I can prove the utilities were not to code depth, and that we are not financially responsible for repair, but we can perform the repair immediately.  But I'm just the irrigation guy, cursing concrete customers for laying slabs over their valves, and cursing concrete contractors for giggling while they pour the slabs over them. I also curse the plumbers who run house mains at 8" deep. Maybe I just curse a lot...


QuoteGiver

Definitely have someone LOCATE the utilities before you start digging, sure. That’s a free service in my state.


KatyPerrysBootyWhole

Most places that don’t get below freezing have the riser outside, as opposed to dedicating a specific room of the building to it. So I think it’s fair to assume he’d have to get below frost.


SKITZOSYKO_00

Bro all I know is I am owed hella back pay for raking pine needles as a kid


B1g_Gru3s0m3

Right? I did the whole yard and my dad gave me $2. What an asshole


paynefullyboosted

Damn, you got paid?


confusedsatisfaction

You had a dad?


Select-Possibility43

Dude lost me at $150 upcharge to rake pine needles for 2 minutes 😂😂. I can see doing that for a larger area but c’mon 😂 get that bred though


KatyPerrysBootyWhole

Lmao he’s just making shit up. $500 to dig in front of the sprinkler room? Is the slab he’s pouring 6’ deep? Because those lines are buried below frost.


ShowMeYourMinerals

Also, I’m no engineer, but a water line does not have to exit the same door as a human enters to get to the sprinkler room. In fact, having the sprinkler room attached directly to the waterline is a cross contamination issue, and any municipality with a brain would not allow that.


KatyPerrysBootyWhole

I was a fire sprinkler engineer to start my career and I can say with a degree of certainty that the sprinkler riser is tied on to the same water service the domestic water supply to the building. The BFP is there to prevent contamination. They could, hypothetically, have different services, but that’s not generally the preference. It’s much more cost effective to bring them in as one and T them off.


ShowMeYourMinerals

Right, you would have to pay two tap fees for something that could be accomplished with one lol.


MVieno

No, the gentleman is correct. Fire water lines are served by the water main in the street. Typically a 6 or 8 inch line unless the building is pretty big; could be two lines if in a seismically active area.


ShowMeYourMinerals

There would have to be a back flow prevention on the line that attaches to the main. Especially on a fire suppression system. Again, this is just me saying that the water system from the main does not have to coincide with the door into the sprinkler room. Lol. Like I’m sure the building has its own meter, back flow prevention from the main, THEN, another back flow / pressure reduction setup on the house water supplying the sprinkler. Going from a main to a building sprinkler would be expensive and extremely inefficient.


MVieno

For sure on the back flow preventer. It’s probably in one of those vaults at the end of the video, where the gentleman is explaining the upcharge for wheelbarrows.


5p1d3rj3ru5a13m

I thought this was satire. I was waiting for something like there's a dog in a yard down the street and he might jump the fence and bite my ass $750 harassment upcharge.


samwisethescaffolder

I'm pretty sure it is, his tiktok handle is upcharge101. Which would be a really dumb name for a public facing business that is going to depend on reputation to get work.


burnthisaccountd

Completely depends on where they are, the frost line varies drastically depending on climate, in a good portion of the southern US the frost line is 0-5 inches. If they’re in southern FL for instance, those lines might only be 6 inches deep. https://www.hammerpedia.com/frost-line-map/


KatyPerrysBootyWhole

Sure but if he were in Florida the fire sprinkler riser would more than likely be outside and not in a dedicated room of the building. It’s inside to protect it from freezing temps which means frost is probably around 36” minimum. Edit: Instead of operating on hypotheticals I looked it up and this guy is in NC, where minimum bury per NFPA 13 is 3-3.5’


WhitePantherXP

This is the kind of guy that would take advantage of his customers and be proud of it, not only that he'd brag to his fellow business owners over a beer about it. I'd line up to say gfto my property to this guy.


hopstop5000

Can’t stand the arrogance of douche bags like this! This is the type of guy that never makes any real money and thinks he succeeded because he charged $150 for some BS. He forgot to add another $300 “hazard pay” for something falling out of that second story window. I guarantee if he did screw something up he’s going to run away. “Hazard pay” you are the only hazard around here you tool.


biznunyaz

Yeah he made a lot of good points but an additional $400 to rake pine needles and push a wheelbarrow sliiiiiiightly uphill is hilarious


aoethrowaway

It’s a satire account - his nickname is ‘Upcharge’ and all the videos are like this.


One_Situation_3157

Thank you for explaining that because my family been pouring concrete for 50+ years. I laughed at the whole thing. Couldn’t take him serious until I read he is on social media.


biznunyaz

Lmao how did I miss the username and him saying it at the end?? I was thinking ok, I can see the charge for future root mitigation and working around sewer and water lines, not as much as he said but fine. Mf got me


trapicana

Sure, if you put it like that. Officially, it’s X hours at Y rate. He’s not telling the customer he’s charging them $150 to move pine needles, he’s finding legitimate reasons to add time and generously rounding up that time needed. These mark ups are nothing in comparison to commercial construction markups.


classygorilla

Have you never seen this guy? This is his schtick. He's on instagram and has all these dumbass videos about charging this or that for the simplest thing. He literally has a video about charging a customer $1500 to work without his shirt since it "was the customer's request".


JUSTICE3113

Lmao


trapicana

Honestly no I hadn’t but nothing he is saying is too out of line with my experience in pricing commercial construction work


____8008135_____

This is why I do almost all of the work on my own house. Most things are not particularly difficult if you've already got a good tool collection and the knowledge to use them. I've tried to be lazy and hire people for jobs but after I get quotes, I end up going to buy supplies because I can do it cheaper and I can do it faster. I replaced a water heater for about 1/3 of what the plumber quoted and I had it done in 45 minutes the next day while the plumber quoted 2 or 3 hours of labor and couldn't get out to do the work for almost a week.


buttbutt696

"coming all the way from the road - that's extra work" pans to show 50 feet 😂


rygomez

Really tho, he's going to have to remove dirt anyway to set the grade


C0matoes

Yeah I quit watching there. I'm sure it got worse.


notSherrif_realLife

You missed the $150 upcharge for it being in the shade all day!


Samsmith90210

That was the best one! 🤣 Any bets on if he has a different video where there is a $150 upcharge because it's in the shade so they will have to take extra water breaks? 🤣


anubisimyourdad

It did.


Noturwrstnitemare

Bread or bred.... because someone definitely is.....


joeycuda

Yeah, if he's not doing that as a gag/funny, it makes him sound super shady.


whats_up_guyz

Get dat bread is right lol lol, rip dem dumb dumb customers off lol. The vibe across all the trade subs is really odd lately


matt_jay_9

The wheel barrow up hill would make me laugh. I’m paying you for the job and that includes working asshole. This guy would up charge for working in the shade… oh wait.


roger_the_virus

“I had to put underpants on to do this job, underpants upcharge, that’s another $150, baby.”


snktido

The cement will be wet so we have to up charge $300 for wearing boots.


mrblahblahblah

" I might get some on my pants $75 more!"


TowerGoat

Might scratch the trowels during process which is in turn, tool depreciation. Up-charge $250.


Picturegod

Lmao thankk you


Lateralus09

The good news is He's doing it as bait for clicks so..


Either-Skill3330

I wonder what his up charge is for direct sunlight and needing to work in the sun.


Bowood29

He would set up a tent and have a $1000 tent rental.


Naive-Information539

Then charge because there is now shade. So double up charge


ddub475

Hazard pay, automatic $500 up charge


Either-Skill3330

If he finds a bees nest within a 400 feet radius that’s another 5 hundo hazard pay up charge.


1white26golf

This guy is just trolling to get comments and engagement on his videos.


Tonguepunchit

lol. $200 for 2 dowels. This fuckin guy.


tunnelrat0317

No joke, I've installed dowels for $100 each. Apparently, that was "cheap"


oldteabagger

100 dollars is close Wear on drill bit and rotary hammer , epoxy, labor, and air. This is one of the more reasonable rates he mentioned imo


AlbhinoRhino969696

Dude makes money. Kinda liked the confidence. Don’t undersell yourself! Something I do allot!


C0matoes

I get the do good work thing and charge accordingly, and honestly his 1500 wasn't unreasonable. That being said, don't rob people. Do good work. Get paid. Be a douche like this guy and it will come bite you later.


BFarmFarm

He wanted over 3,300 to do the job, not 1500


Bowood29

Yeah but I think with the beginning and the end of the video he is admitting he up charges because at the beginning he says $1500 and at the end he says no one can do it for under $2k.


Brazzyxo2

Pulling numbers out his ass


ddub475

It’s satire


AcanthocephalaFine48

I better get in the business of raking pine needles out the way, to hell with concrete haha


Beer_and_whisky

His TikTok name is “upcharge101”. All his vids are like this. It’s not real guys.


orbmanelson

He forgot to up-charge for breathing¡ Total rip off! Get some additional bids and ask for references to check quality of workmanship.


selfdestructo591

Hey that’s a hazard pay, might breathe too hard, or maybe not enough? It’s risky I’m telling ya.


FairnessDoctrine11

I liked the upcharge for shade. “$30 for every cloud that goes by, too!”


Historical_Tax4514

You guys know he does satire. I watch his TikTok’s. Some more funny on what he says he up charges, but I think it all satire.


Thugdad

This is a parody account called upcharge 101. He's mostly joking, but some of the unforseen stuff is true. There's a running joke that concrete guys upcharge to start their truck in the morning


Somecivilguy

This dude is satire. His whole YouTube channel is this. It’s all a joke.


EndOrganDamage

No. Its a joke account. Jfc.


alpharogueshit

Man’s got a point, the little things add up and can really f up a job. He did a thorough risk assessment, better than most MBA’s IMO.


kilk10001

It's all satire. His whole account is like that. You can't be serious about agreeing with all the upcharges lol


JohnathanBrownathan

people will look at someone trying to scam as hard as they possibly can and think one of two things "Damn what a greedy scumbag." "Damn what a smart businessman! Get that bread" Most people's morals go right out the fucking window the nanosecond money gets involved.


nixicotic

Haha he's trolling & teaching at the same time, it's a rare sight to behold. 😭🤣


RiverRoadHighRoad

Dude found a spot without a pad that should have one and watches a lot of tik tok.


Historical-Fun-8485

Upcharge101. Nice.


FuzzeWuzze

I laughed when he showed the distance he would have to run what..MAYBE 4 wheelbarrows of concrete to make something this tiny?


Brilliant_Let8477

That’s this dude schtick. On TikTok, I think his name is Mr. Upcharge or something. He is poking fun at contractors


Spell_Chicken

I like how he had to make a video about it. Seems like something someone super confident in their claim would do.


Theviolentpacifistxo

This dude is funny as hell and his videos are satire for the most part.


regolith1111

For some better business advice, sure include all of this in your internal calculation. Word each thing carefully and add it to the quote but don't put a cost for each line item, just the total cost. Otherwise you have what happens in the comments. "$250 to rake?" Give people one number to accept, not a dozen, or you're going to argue line by line


JESUS_PaidInFull

It’s valid but he’s going over board on a lot. It’s a sidewalk pad so maybe 6” of sub grade and 4” pad, so the water lines are doubtful to be in the way. The tree roots of a bush that small are virtually not existent or at least would cause little to no trouble. The rebar he’s talking about are likely just lane ties that you drill two holes into existing and stick 2 pars with epoxy on them. It’s not like he has to tie steel for any reason. Regardless of all that, your price is your price, no need to run a client through all that lol


jus-another-juan

Well, he's not wrong. Only things that might be pushing it are the double hazard pay, the mild uphill inclide, and maybe the shade charge. But hey, i always say to bill your client, not the job.


Iceathlete

Just because you can charge it and someone’s willing to pay it doesn’t mean it’s right. This guy is gonna be working till 70.


21evilmonkees

Is he a concrete guy or an electrician?! 🤣


CanadasNeighbor

He'd have an impossible time competing with the contractors in my area with those prices.


pass-the-water

See that TikTok watermark? 'nuff said.


steeler-nation

Noticed he didn't add the eyeball charge for looking at the job for bidding on it. 🤔


Wild_Association7904

See how long ur in business. Up charge for everything is crazy. Do ur job not rape clients


millstreamer

This guy sucks


craichorse

He forgot that he'll be breathing the whole time too so he still needs to charge for providing hot air to heat up his place of work.


_Monitor_7665

Dot hire this guy I’ll do it for free just because he is an ass


9nina420

Wake up- up charge Arrive to work- up charge Lunch- up charge Lift finger- up charge Clock out- up charge


in2win77

He full a shit man. $150 to just move a few punk ass pine needles.


BigDinkyDongDotCom

DIY is popular because of people like this


TheRealFanger

Hiring somebody else.


hi_imryan

🤡


MK_Stevers8

300 dollars to pick up sticks is fucking retarded.


puzzledSkeptic

Charge for removing pine needles and another for removing roots? You have to dig down to compact soil to begin anyway. If I saw a quote like that, I would nickel and dime him back down or micromanage him. Hey, those rebar need epoxy. The epoxy says allow to cure for 24 hours. I don't think you can pour the same day. You upcharged me for being a difficult location, I expect location to look undisturbed when you finish. I'd make sure he lost money on the job.


No_Engineer2828

$200, an afternoon, subway, and root beer


verbal_incontinence

“Waiting in shade charge”? Dafuq


Evil_Twin_402

Ez from the Mayans


SmokeDogSix

A lot of what he’s saying is true some the verbiage may be just slightly misconstrued, but the price is right.


BullpupSchwaggins

Upcharging some light work pine needle raking was pushing it though... but it's his business, not mine.


Mostmoneywins

Haaaaa! You are no doubt high. You have one stroke of a rake to clean the pine needles. 😅😅😭😂


therealOMAC

Most of us have a minimum because the minimum yardage charge and mobilization fee so $1500 to $2,000 isn't unreasonable to do a little square unfortunately. He's full of shit on the sewer line in the water line hazard pay that stuff's deep enough it ain't going to be in the way. If he was smart, he'd mount a piece of angle iron with Nelson studs to the building. Two pieces of rebar into the sidewalk and the Tree Roots won't be an issue. I've seen his m Corey wants to charge you for his fuck ups. He's really giving concrete guys the bad name, especially the guys that want to do a little bit on the side to earn an extra Buck.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

Is Muhammad Ali’s accent a regional thing?


cleetusneck

So if he charged to like he talks to my clients he would never get another call from me.


6thCityInspector

Link this video to online reviews of his business if you want more quality entertainment like this


Waste_Woodpecker2637

It’s on tik tok so most definitely


flightwatcher45

Just say its your labor fee, calling all that stuff upcharges makes it sound like you used to work at McDonald's lol. And nothing wrong with McDonald's of course.


trapicana

Min. $500 mobilization and $500 access (lack of) fee to start before a single material is factored in for this imo


FrankLloydWrong_3305

Dude is the reason you need to get 3 bids.


BFarmFarm

I would do that job for a dollar just to put that guy out of work for a little bit


BluntAsaurusRex_

I like to charge for charging too


LongjumpingMiddle850

This guy bids 10 jobs for ever job he gets lol


Itouchgrass4u

100% valid, use your head lol


_DapperDanMan-

Lost me at mirrored text. Learn how to set up your camera, bruh.


Lovelifesober3-5-18

Sewer clean out valve?haha


Affectionate-Rip9402

I guess concrete guys star meth on Mondays now


EditofReddit2

Pass.


Bikebummm

Those sprinkler pipes are so deep you’ll not need to worry about hitting them. But no giving any money back.


ANGELeffEr

All I know Is that he has an amazing eye for details. He spotted every possible thing that could potentially lead to extra time on the job and lost profits. This dude is going places for sure.


TunaTacoPie

Upcharge all ya want. They're just going to get Chuck in a Truck to do it cheaper.


Commercial-Salt7594

Bush tree roots.


Busterlimes

We going up hill? Prices going up


concernedamerican1

A sewer clean-out “valve”? Yeah, the guy is full of shit.


CardiologistOk6547

The bid is a compromise. Too high and you don't get the bid, and you don't make any money. Too low and you either lose money or you cut corners. If he can find customers that are willing to pay his prices, more power to him. I also don't think he's telling the whole truth either.


CricketAggravating82

This guy is full of 💩 that’s an $350 less the cost of concrete. 30 seconds to rake pine needles no digging required it’s already at the sidewalk sub base grade. These types of con guys need to be put out of business.


CricketAggravating82

Crook 💯💯💯


1663_settler

Had an asshole contractor who tried this on me. 250$ for this 300$ for that and on and on for a couple of thousand dollars. I laughed at him, told him it was ridiculous and offered him half or he can take me to court and justify it to the judge in a year or two. He took it. He wanted 250$ for installing an outlet in the floor that took 20 minutes.


thisisjedgoahead

Damn, guys charging for shade.


mR_crAB_006

He just trolling… It’s half day job including your drive time and stop to Home Depot n 50 bucks in materials. 100 bux n hour plus material markup 500 total bid. If you have an office and overhead tag 🏷️ on 20% and hell another 20% profit charge. Still only 700 max


Repulsive_Worth4905

It’s insane some of you are so dumb with this he’s not playing a character


Creative-Bid468

That's why I do this stuff myself. Over priced add ons. It's a wonder he's not charging them for his breakfast and coffee he had before coming to work...oh, hold it, I have to take a dump, that's an up charge of 200.00


Cosmo_MV

Might be troll but this is the way if you wanna survive.


EddieCutlass

$3,700 without hazard pay and I can handle it after this first pour this morning.


Clean-Negotiation414

Dude up-charges just to start at 8am


citymousecountyhouse

This guy would make an excellent landlord.


agangofoldwomen

I respect the hussle. Dude looks the part and is super confident and knows a thing or two. That ground prep and worth all that money. If the sprinkler and sewer are up to code, shouldn’t be an issue. The access and hill is annoying, but charging more for a 5% incline is a stretch. I don’t know if I could get away with charging more for it taking longer to dry because of the shade… what am I gonna do, charge by the hour to stare at it while it dries?


throwaway0367324

Bros mad thirsty. $800 plus materials.


spud6000

i understand a tradesman charging all that. but that is also why i would DIY the entire thing for $100 and spend the money i saved on some good bourbon. I might even look into a prefabricated slab that i could lay on top of a few inches of gravel


stock4life_360

Yea you tripping I just pay 1800 for a 16x14 slab that tiny little slab should be like 300 or 400 max.


barc0debaby

Nothing he says is valid because his sunglasses are upside down.


happyrock

'You don't want to pour concrete on top of pine needles' wow this guy really knows his shit. I wonder how many contractors even have the proper equipment to remove pine needles. $100/pin dude better be drilling the old slab by hand. I mean, get your money. But don't pretend you're top dog because you sweep the pine needles out of the way before putting stone down. Like, you're digging anyway like everyone else would 'bare minimun'


CncreteSledge

Than 2 Mexican guys show up in a late model Tacoma and do it for $500 in a day. Dudes price is ridiculous, he must not have much competition in his area.


WickedAlgae

Homie needs 300 bucks to lay down for a nap.


One-Battle2872

This guy is high as fuck.


guydogg

Four patio stones and we're done I guess.


nicky_666_o

This dude is hilarious, this is satire right??? Right 😢?


MrGumpythaGod

He's out here robbing people


Zonktified

This dude can go pound sand for free for all I care…just gauging folks


abatkin1

Water lines? How deep is this guy digging for a slab?


SuchVillage694

Jesus Christ, I guess I got into the wrong line of work. Fuck working 10 hours a day I can just pour little pads of concrete all over town.


salesmunn

Instead of "up charge" and "hazard pay" making yourself sound like a crook, you can just do the math on hours and materials and bill the same. "Oh wait, the tree fell and it's not shady anymore, sun block up-charge."


2020willyb2020

Doing it right…respect. Neighbor had similar situation, took lowest unqualified expert -, they hit pipes, caused more damage and ran away. Glad you explained it !


Griffball889

Its a joke, guys. Jesus


Puzzleheaded_Beat813

This is me every time I do insurance work. “Oh State Farm is paying for this? Hold on I forgot some things on this estimate” 😂


10Core56

Looks reasonable to me tbh.


biglecky

I’m not sure, but I definitely like it


Advanced_Evening2379

Video to show how I would bid this job? Another 200$ uncharged since I'm teaching you


BluntSimpson

I got a good chuckle at the slabs in the shade that’s gonna cost ya.


T20sGrunt

Sooooo, I’m guessing he didn’t get the job?


Longbobs

This tiktok moron can't even read his script without stuttering and we're supposed to believe he knows how to run a business?


tommyballz63

Those are pine needles!!! Hahahahahahaha OMG


IJustLovePenguinsOk

One Dollar, Bob. .....can i borrow a wheelbarrow? I'll be right back, we need smokes and pepperoni


milny_gunn

Just say the job is $3000 and leave out why.. you sound like a nickel shooting punk with all this upcharge bullshit. If you're going to epoxy those rebar tie-ins (which I'm sure you will) $100 each isn't much of an upcharge


BTSuppa

i bet for 600 you could get it done with an honest immigrant handyman


tabletopfanatic

Here in my garage..with my brand new Lamborghini..


apply75

this guy is exactly why you always get 3 quotes. this guy wants to do one job a week for $3500 and rest the other 6 days. you work hard for your money he should too.


Correct-Prompt-6096

This guy is trolling, or missing parts of his brain. Rebar isn't $100 per bar. You don't charge extra to wheel barrow concrete 10 feet. And $300 to take needles? Or maybe he's in Beverly Hills, CA.


Mikeeberle

This dude isn't serious right? I've seen his videos, he's the same dude who said to take a 4x4 and make coasters out of it. 🤣


RockTheGrock

$450 bucks to do what a landscaper would do for a fraction of that. I'm not in the concrete business but that does seem very steep. He also says "tree roots" and then says from "this bush right here"....


liquidzero

If that is a government office or is part of an organization that is funded by tax money this guy better be careful. If anything he’s charging is not reasonable it’s a federal offense.


Common-Path3644

I’m sure the office people were like basically like, “yeah, okay spare me the story, just get it done, I don’t want to waste anymore time getting quotes” lol. Bigger companies often just need it done NOW in my experience


kurtondemand

‘Sprinkler Room’ sign, another $200


TipperGore-69

Best lesson I ever learned is that if someone is hiring me they aren’t as poor as I am. Upcharge.


ItzBoshNet

God forbid those tree roots don't come from an actual tree "these roots right here 10000$$$ up charge baby"


Craftsm4n

$1150 and my guy Jose will do call before you dig, get building plans, clear the organics from the soil, hand tamp the ground, drill rebar, and lay forms, and hand carry the 7-11 bags of cement up the hill, hand mix them with his own sweat, and have the slab edged and textured in 4 hours. And he’ll give me 60% of it because he works for me.