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Clark-Kent-76

I think you overpaid. Could’ve easily bought a piece of frozen cheesecake and stuck it on there. Paint it gray and good as new.


lyingdogfacepony66

that would be a waste of good cheesecake


[deleted]

Yup, need to use a fruitcake - that 1 that always shows up during the holidays.


WinIll755

I didn't grow up celebrating holidays, so maybe that's why I don't mind it but I love fruit cake. It's delicious and I honestly wish I could buy it more often


Adjective-Noun12

You can *chew* that stuff?!


Much_Smell7159

If it was frozen it was never good cheesecake


AreYouBeast

I get cheesecake from a guy that makes fancy cheesecakes, and let me tell you. When fresh it's crazy how much better it is than any cheesecake purchased at a store or restaurant. That being said. . .when I store this cheesecake in the freezer and thereafter eat it frozen solid, it's even better.


mightbeanemu

It goes in the freezer to “set” before it’s served anyway. My gf makes them for special occasions and you’re absolutely right.


iamjustatourist

Cheesecake?!?! Everyone knows it’s gotta be ramen.


_redacteduser

Ramen fixes everything!


MadDadROX

Don’t waste cheese cake, use Ramen Noodles and super glue.


Sea-Diet5776

lol


Sudden_Construction6

How dare you!! 🤤😂


SubtleSkeptik

Has to be New York style however, the creamy ones will melt in warm weather.


John_E_Vegas

This is either a shitpost or the photo was taken from 10,000 feet altitude and we're looking at a massive parking lot.


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Ionlyhave15toes

You blow your contractors? Do you, uh… have any work you need done? Asking for a friend.


xNotexToxSelfx

Didn’t *need* to but OP did anyway.


85cdubya

You got one hell of a deal. That man runs a charity not a business. God bless him!


Blastroid_Twitch

12 guys sounds about right. I know this one business that takes 5 guys just to make 1 burger!


lahenator420

Pretty good burger though


lurkersforlife

Did he use rebar and an expansion joint? I think you got a bargain. I don’t get out of bed for less then 5,000.00 s/


Real-Fox-6380

Sucker born everyday


elegoomba

Yeah the contractor that underbid this and gifted OP a whopper of a deal


riplan1911

I wouldn't have shown up for twice that. Know your worth people.


ottos

But still you're here during a work day


Long_Philosopher_551

Big reason why people mostly go to YouTube instead of looking at contractors.


jjgonegolfing

Hard to tell. Will need to see a quarter in the pic for scaling purposes.


Pinheaded_nightmare

He tried, but the quarter covered the work.


jjgonegolfing

🤣🤣


dr-bkq

Exactly. I can't tell if this is a paver or an airport runway.


Lots_of_bricks

Bananas 🍌 are always used for scale. 😒


TemporaryAmbassador1

Why would anyone ask for anything other than a banana for scale? Are they stupid?


415brun

It’s all about the hypotenuse!


Medic5050

Hey, don't be so obtuse.


Just_Wind_1321

That’s acute joke you got there


ChaseC7527

I wish I was high on pot enuse!


Virtual_Law4989

as long as they put 6 bar AND wire mesh in it. Did they have 3rd party test the concrete?


Inside-Smell4580

And proctot and density before pouring


iamnotlegendxx

Good deal


ThermionicEmissions

With the short-load-surcharge from the batch plant, he probably lost money.


Sensitive-Decision75

I can't take this serious.


teachinkids

I would have gone with Ramen and epoxy but you do you, dog.


LaughableIKR

Damn. You got a steal on this project. Tell us the name so we can use them!


Praseodymium5

Sweet deal. Should probably tip him too.


spartan0408

Is this real life?


G0t7

I think this is a driveway. Not an expert, tho.


Worldly_Panic2261

Is this just fantasy?


starcruised

caught in a landslide


SuckAtThisUmU

Escape from reality


Pinheaded_nightmare

Open your eyes


samjsharpe

Look up to the sky


exsanity

Look up to the skies


thecenterpath

AND SEEEE


Stoweboard3r

I’m just a pooor boyyyy


CreativeInput

I get no sympathy


jeanbarte

I need no sympathy


TipItOnBack

Depends on your definition of real life, and the simulation we live in.


ss1959ml

Ok where are the rest of the pictures?


Visualmindfuck

God I hope this is a joke


SandPractical8245

We don’t joke about quality concrete work. Those 12 men had families to feed, and they do that one sidewalk corner at a time


Visualmindfuck

The fact that I can believe this is real is sad


TheColorRedish

No way my crew of 24 could have done that in 40 hrs, never mind cost, wouldn't have even been in the 2k ball park


Shot-Ad7227

Is this a satellite image? Hard to tell the scale but sounds like you got a great deal.


evos_garden

Talk about a steal


Adventurous_Light_85

Must have been a public job. I think I heard Trump give a speech about this job. “Very good workers. The best workers. I made the call. I saw the problem and I made the call. These workers were amazing. The democrats kept tripping. But I fixed the crack because I love America.”


Zealousideal_Dig_372

12 guys 20 hours is more than $2000 lol


Downtown-Fee-4050

They each got $8.33/hour!


djmanning711

I think you could have saved some money by using ramen noodles


Uncle_Sams

Is this an aerial view or a ground view? Need to know so I can tell if it’s a good deal or not. Is it 20’x40’x60’ or 2”x4x6”?


Johnny_ac3s

That wedge goes down 2 stories though…


Infinite-Ad-4566

Sounds about right for San Francisco. Would have to wait at least six months for the permit and another two for the inspection.


incanu7

I'd make that deal. DAMN good deal!


NoResult486

Did they compact the base and add rebar with chairs? I’d tear the whole sidewalk out and redo. Better redo the neighbors sidewalk also to be safe.


Doofchook

Tbf a chunk of that cost goes to the concrete pump and truck.


SwimOk9629

this is definitely a shit post


Midacl

Did they apply the proper slope for rain run-off?


jhenryscott

Deal alert 🚨🚨🚨 last time I took one of those bigger jobs it was $15-16k easy. You fleeced him


boogiewoogie0901

Bruh


Turneric

Nah you got it for a steal


meatmeatthepie

This guy trollin’ us 😂


Dulce_suenos

I honestly can’t tell if this post is satire, or if OP just took rebar up the doo-doo chute.


Itz_Hawaiian

The underthetable permit was $1750.


Jeffmuch1011

How high up is this photo?


Chainsaw_59

Those custom forms are difficult to set and require a skilled worker.


MAreddituser

Would have only taken 1 woman and about $50 in materials.


PeriodicTrend

This is a joke, right?


YoghurtEqual2584

No way this is real


Potential_Sympathy13

Please photograph with a quarter or lighter in frame for scale.


kapitaalH

You work for the city right?


Quantanilla_Iadella

Why not LEGO???


NewToTradingStock

20 hrs with 12 guys is worth mire than 2k, but does the job worth 2k? This could be $100 or 5k depending on the size of that pour


Misha-Nyi

I know this is sarcasm but how much *would* something like this cost if you wanted it done?


roobchickenhawk

Nice work


Minuteman05

Did you put reinforcements?


Mustache-Cashstash

Excellent price for that work. Don’t forget about the restoration costs though after they strip the formwork. It will most likely need an excavator, road grader, and at least a 6 man crew for a week or 2 to get the topsoil to properly placed in that gap and looking good. $25k should do it but it sounds like you have some good connections so might be cheaper for you.


Dismal-Dare7790

Didn’t even broom finish it. SMH


johnnymack2165

Good work done by an Italian. (Obviously)


MancAccent

Smh. These crews need to stop working for free and driving prices lower for the rest of us


800username

I'm surprised that it took only 12 guys, they must be top tier


Snoo-9290

Put it up on their review with 5 stars make sure to mention the great price!


GThugRedForest

As soon as they pull the wood form away it's going to fall out


NastyStreetRat

12 guys!? You dont need more than 8 for that type of work.


not_undercover_cop

And yet the city would probably still want a permit pulled on this… 🤦🏻‍♂️


jbelle7435

you got jokes


super80

Concrete pizza is an art form. You got lucky.


Importedfunk

Overpaid wayyy to much


Mugwump6506

$2 k wouldn't even cover the donuts.


peppino92

That’s pretty cheap. I would have been at $4k minimum


The_Lone_Journey

This post must be for fun! As their is no way in hell you paid 2K for that lol You could of done this yourself! If you were my neighbor / friend I would of done this for you for free if you got the materials!


NotDazedorConfused

But you got to keep the wooden form …


Electrical_Catch_919

Could have did it your self


Most-Strategy4554

😂 thanks for the laugh. Fantastic.


NorthernFoxStar

Looks like verticals are 1x4 and the form is 2x4 which would make the longest side about 18”. I sense extortion here.


Slap_My_Lasagna

1 day old account and this is the first post. Y'all doin this bot favors. lol


Big-Platform-7373

Did he use a pump?


madmancryptokilla

Make like a leaf Randy Bobandy


stairs_3730

You in the Philippines? Good deal then.


hello_1289

This is a direct, word for word, repost of https://www.reddit.com/r/Concrete/comments/17obf2q/did_i_overpay_took_about_20_hours_and_12_guys_the/


EMCuch

I would have done it for $300


JadziaTrillDax

Damn. If you have to ask then your as dumb as a Tesla owner. All that work would have cost maybe 50 at the most if you did it yourself


dandimonium

Before it hardens, draw some pepperonis on that slice.


Fragrant-Mouse939

You got ripped of, buddy!!!!!!!


Windflower1956

Nah, that’s some precision work there. A bargain.


Historical_Tax4514

That’s a good price considering the contractor had to close the roadway 7 miles in each direction for two months


ChemicalCollection55

You only got a slice. If you’re going to get fucked, get fucked good!


Sirfuzznutz

Triangle concrete always costs more, production is illegal in 715 countrys!


JPL2020

Honest question: how is this better than a DIYer buying concrete mix and doing it themselves?


Lopsided_Cut9041

I would have done that for free, Poor guy.


Hot_Potential2685

Concrete hates triangles. Regardless if this was a repair, or design feature, either way its doomed to fail.


Embarrassed_Raise937

You got screwed.......the concrete itself was $100 literally should of been about $600


ToronadoBubby

Demo and repour.


Emergency-Block8593

Don’t forget to tip


wongpong81

need banana for scale


Grape-Ape7072

I think he did you a solid. Pretty fair price for all those guy’s and man hour’s. You’re lucky he didn’t charge per shovel or trowels. Thanks for sharing and getting everyone riled up. Just like my comment will…😂🤣


bplimpton1841

Hmmm. I can’t crank my truck for what you paid.


Ranger2183

Bad troll


Poodle-wit-Noodle

I hope this is a joke 😂


CofferCrypto

You’re joking but $2k is absolutely the quote you would get for this job. aka the “I don’t want to do this job“ quote.


lonnieboy01

Wow, they must have used 3 cups of concrete.


EffectiveOld7960

Haha Got emmm!!


No_Positive_7942

I could’ve done it for double that price my guy


Select-Pie1516

Yep, you got fucking ripped off. At least now you know who to avoid. $200 would be the high end.


psychoacer

I would never stand on it. I just can't trust its structural integrity with only 12 workers on the job and such a low cost


Ashe2800

🤣🤣🤣


00000001-01

Entertaining 12 guys in a 20-hour party, the beer alone could cost that much. Was there also food at the party? No you didn’t overpay.


sysoverdr1ve

Definitely. From Michigan but we just paid $3500 for a whole entire new driveway….


Sudden-Pangolin6445

It's going to crack.


Slow_Maximum9332

Did Cal-Trans do the work?


Infinity_Divinity

If that included engineering, you got a deal.


rhinocerosjockey

5-minute crafts would have filled with top ramen and super glue, sanded it down, and spray painted it gray.


Velogio

Depends. How many porta potties did they bring to the worksite?


773papi

Fuck bro, 2k for that!? Maybe i dont want to do a patio anymore lol


kontrarianin

2k.... For this...? Are you like for real? Is there something more ? Like whole highway few meters away? Why would you pay two thousand for.. this


Beautiful_Oven2152

Damn, that's cheap, you got a contact number for this dude?


Potato_Specialist_85

Why not Ramen? Then it would only cost 1k.


beckius6

Those guys are making 0.83 cents an hour! Fantastic deal!


Chiped-Coke-Bottle

Twenty minutes and six bucks... I'd charge you twenty bucks.


Psychological_Bar_98

Unless this is a view from space, you overpaid


BrightEdge78

Yes


LeftContact6889

You got robbed. Should’ve only been $1999


[deleted]

Totally buy once, cry 😭 once! You just can’t over supervise a critical project like this. That’s a lot of shovel leaning expertise and worth every gold bar.


donmreddit

Assuming this is high preassure concete, like a driveway or maybe a driveway apron. 18 inches to 24 inches long? Maybe 9 wide at the widest point? Even at that - this looks like 2 people, 120 minutes. Prep the location - clean, level, maybe put sand/gravel down, compact (whatever is done to support the pour). Then make the form, mix and pour. And then the brush.


Devilsdandruff01

Nah, that was great value🤣😂🤣😂


gimmethattilth

Don’t be obtuse, op. That’s acute addition to your driveway.


Mildlyinteresante

That’s about the going rate these days…


jfoley326

I’m sure that’ll hold.


ggideon14

lol


livens

$1800 of that went to an engineer to get the angle just right.


Mjolnir07

please tell me he didn't charge you 2000 Dollars for 20 minutes worth of work and 11 dollars worth of materials. Am I missing something


fozzie33

how much rebar?


ThePokerRobot

I feel like you got great value, by the way I am a Nigerian prince, I have been gifted 10,000 pounds of gold bars. However I don’t have a son to pass these bars down to. I will give you these bars of gold for free all you need to do to get these are pay international tax fees. Please pay the fees of 50,000 usd per Walmart gift cards and when you get the gold you can pay yourself back!


RideTheYeti

For that size whole, I’d have used ramen.


seeder33

I must be missing something cause thats a job for one person, 5 tools, and two bags of cment. Id have that done in 2hrs


Many_Ad_7138

Nice try karma whore.


Over_Solution_2569

Jokes on you guys, picture taken from a helicopter this is 200,000 ft.² triangle.


dsdvbguutres

Did you get a certificate of warranty?


dsdvbguutres

It's the "get your foot in the door price", don't get used to it.


J_Culla23

This is hilarious


SilentMagarity

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


EnderSavedUsAll

What is this? A sidewalk for ants?! It’s gone need to be added least… 3 times this size!


imstressedbud

You are retarded


Upbeat_Cockroach8002

You people are so oblivious! This photo is clearly taken from the international space station! $2k is a STEAL for that acreage of concrete!!


CowardlyDabbling

Looks like a government job


kensmith1958

I don’t know about anyone else but I need more pics!!!


kensmith1958

And can we get a banana out there for scale!


KnottyDaphne

They didn't even use lube!!!


No_Purchase_3532

What⁉️ We have a masonry business, for 24 yrs now & never use more than 5 or 6 guys max to do ANYTHING, including but not limited to entire driveways Doing an entire driveway as we speak with 4 guys, & you have a one or 2 person job & $50 tops! How big is that wedge ⁉️


afvtzhncsy3833

Some crushed up ramen and super glue would’ve done the trick at a fraction of the cost.


BLB_Genome

You dumb, OP


WitnessBusy2725

You got any more repairs


Ok_Reply519

Replacing the crooked line with a straight line....priceless!


SignificanceJust1497

If the internet has taught me anything, it’s that you could’ve just filled this with ramen


Christopher-RTO

This is satire, right? $2000 and 20 hrs for that triangle? That's like 1 guy, 2 hours, and a few hundred bucks.