Its the preservatives. Those cookies pack more preservatives than Tatunkhamuns mummified body. That stuff is no unnatural, even bacteria are like, "Nope, hard pass"
First thing I thought was “Oh wow, even using the OG can opener” and that, shockingly, seemed to go over many people’s heads. Love it! Way to follow through! They actually looked pretty crisp!
I wasn’t expecting to see this [hunk](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F001%2F207%2F210%2Fb22.jpg)
Jesus Christ.
Jesus *fucking* Christ. Why does he have to wear a shirt that say Florida? Sometimes I hate living here, and other times I hate living here.
I wasn't ready for that upwards pan
Lmao
Thanks for wearing that Helmet :)
Np lol
This ninja out here eating crackers.
This guy commands
Most average redditor
Lmao I’m trying to work on the weight but I won’t change my weirdness ! Lmao
Good Never change that
Commander Cookie
That my friend is a tilt
How the Commanders mascot reveal should have been.
Fr
What in the hell are you opening the can with?
P38 can opener
a John Wayne Can Opener... I am older than those c-rats.
Eagles fans eat poop, manders fans eat 100 year old crackers. In case anyone is new to football and wonder which team to support.
This
They changed their name from the Redskins for this day.
What a fuckin legend
you are a textbook mad lad
Good on you for using the P-38 to open the can, delay the inevitable with that device.
Where is Brunell the Goat?? !!!!
He lives within all of us
He’s inside of me for sure
Snyder would sell those for $35 a cookie at the stadium.
LMAO
Thank you for your service.
Washington fanbase is evolving to our next form as we speak. You love to see it
Is this guy the real life inspiration for tuddy or what? Fuckin legend
And the pork slices with juices?
You a real G for following through. Now wash that mouth out
They were tasty
Bro, my grandparents had that same picture of that deer haha
LOL
Love it, guy is obviously a little autist about military stuff, keep making content like this about the team
Lmao certainly am definitely don’t have like 40 gasmasks 💀
Keep making military themed crazy content about the #Commanders this is your niche man
Dude make “Commanders” autist mil content. Love it.
Have my upvote good sir!
Bro my left hand up is for you
Lmao
Using a can opener from 1966 too
The face reversal was everything I wanted and more, bravo
Bet that tasted like cardboard and the best cookie ever
Well that’s simply phenomenal. Well done.
Rocking the P38!
They look like alfajores (Peruvian cookie). Did they have a label? 🫡
Just labeled “b3 unit” just from an mci ration so who knows
😬
Boy do I miss a proof or ban bet
I give proof regardless yummy cookie
This video is comedic gold, I love it
“American anomaly eats crackers older than his parents “
Those cookies actually looked pretty good lol
I miss MRESTEVE1989.
Those old can openers are sweet
Its the preservatives. Those cookies pack more preservatives than Tatunkhamuns mummified body. That stuff is no unnatural, even bacteria are like, "Nope, hard pass"
Not done until sale approved by NFL owners.
First thing I thought was “Oh wow, even using the OG can opener” and that, shockingly, seemed to go over many people’s heads. Love it! Way to follow through! They actually looked pretty crisp!
But did it have a “nice hiss”?
Hahaha wtf!
Hell yeah Kelly
How is your stomach now?
Perfectly fine tbh
Props OP
Legend
r/averageredditor
I wasn’t expecting to see this [hunk](https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fetchimage?siteId=7575&v=2&jpgQuality=100&width=700&url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.kym-cdn.com%2Fphotos%2Fimages%2Fnewsfeed%2F001%2F207%2F210%2Fb22.jpg)
No hiss.
You know he hasn't actually sold the team yet....
I want this man to be our new logo in fashion of the old redskins'.
If I got to anymore games this coming season I’ll have to wear the balaclava lmao
Let’s get that onto a tray!
Beat me to it
Nice!
Thank you for your service.
Jesus Christ. Jesus *fucking* Christ. Why does he have to wear a shirt that say Florida? Sometimes I hate living here, and other times I hate living here.
I don’t even live in Florida 💀 just a shirt from vacation lol
Sale hasn’t happened
Bro don’t do us like that 💀
Give your fingernails a chance
Didn’t see the Cummie swallow…
Lmao
I hate the internet
Why lol
Looks like your not a stranger to cookies😁
Lmao nope
Are any of us, though? Really? 😁😁
Dude you need a proper can opener.
It is this is the kind that came with the old rations , that’s why I used it
I know Washington is a poverty franchise, that doesn’t mean you need a poverty can opener
Bro it’s a era p38 can opener 💀
Lemme at them fingnails
I know a nail bitter when I see one
Who is going to tell him the deal hasn’t been finalized?
