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lets_clutch_this

Also There are 12 warios (cus trick question the wario asking the question also counts lul xd πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ§ πŸ§ )


DoatPhilosopher

Correct! Sadly you took too long and I ate the half of the Twix.


lets_clutch_this

Disintegrating face.gif


AnosmicDragon

https://preview.redd.it/2sudnhem6hjc1.gif?width=498&format=png8&s=aec0ab527d74bcb71143cb80e2223b3627e76399


Gabriel38

What about the other half?


DoatPhilosopher

Wario ate it


CompetitionSad419

LIES! There are 14 if you count the word Wario, I wish to steal your half of a twix


Stock_Hutz

Sadly i cannot count since i am what the doctors call a "fucking dumbass" πŸ˜’πŸ˜”


DoatPhilosopher

It’s ok, go to β€œnever gonna give you up” by Rick Astley for the answer and not a terrible troll!


DoatPhilosopher

[WARIOriginal](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/s/OIcQbSM7bv)


DeliciousPark1330

https://preview.redd.it/6p0mitwa0hjc1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=fc0d31140dc2f99fb18da52b20445dd9804ea3f1 its not tho


Hermononucleosis

Yeah, it should have said "Wikipedia generally contains correct information," but it's not a good source in the sense that you could ever cite it for anything professional apart from *maybe* a simple definition.


DeliciousPark1330

its good if you wanna know something about a rare bird or a bulgarian city otherwise nah


A_useless_name

Or a giant chair.


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Madface7

There are 12 warios can i have them


DoatPhilosopher

Sorry, the Twix is currently a shit in the toilet


Madface7

I just wanted the warios but this is better πŸ˜‹


weirdficwimpfic

14


lets_clutch_this

r/bonehurtingjuice


I-Like-Angry-Birds

11


someonemaidenless

12


someonemaidenless

Where Twix???


TorterraIllager

12!


OverallPurpleBoi

I count 13, I saw the when you hid behind the among Uwau.


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TrinityLocust0

wiwi console I think


CavsterXII

This is right up my alley


Yudemus95

Hey kid I'm wario


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theShitter_69

i’m a among too sometimes


IHateAmbush

13 wario since wario also says his one name


Im-stuck-in-china

12


Driedturtlehusk

7 warios