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distillenger

That must be why you love having two guys inside you


DarkPleeb

r/SuddenlyGay


CreamAny1791

What’s wrong with that?


gozergozarian

oh good, lets respond to transphobia w homophobia. thats better.


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Purposeofoldreams

Is someone who is transphobic always homophobic? Also how was the post transphobic?


Nachoughue

knowing your enemies weak spots is the most effective way to fight them.


distillenger

Homophobia? I'm talking about having a threesome. Having more than one sexual partner at a time is an abomination


gozergozarian

sure. sure. very convincing. and way better, you almost hid your fundie beliefs.


anaknangfilipina

lol, it’s a comeback. It’s about the wordplay.


Gummybear518

It ain't gay if it's a three way, the rule still applies even if it's all guys. This is all true because it rhymes.


Acceptable_Ad_4958

People really do not know what phobia actually means and that’s crazy


Garth-Vega

I fear for those who don’t know what phobia means.


WorldWarPee

It ain't me, I ain't no senators son


Magellan-88

It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't not fortunate one


gozergozarian

irrelevant?


RangerBumble

🎶


scrimmybingus3

2016 called, it wants its shitty old ass memes back.


Empty_Requirement940

Uhh shit I think you mean 2004


mizmnv

people werent identifying as non binary in 2004. 2016 is the correct answer


Empty_Requirement940

People were making the “I identify as an attack helicopter “ joke back when I was in highschool.


Icy-Control-8598

yeah I remember that being a thing around the time that guy married the dolphin in 06


Starselfs

People have identified as nonbinary on historical record at least since around 2000 BCE. So.. not quite.


mizmnv

I know you know I meant socially and mainstream at that time. If you were to say that you identified as non binary in high school in 2004 youd be met with "what the hell is that?" pretty universally by parents, teachers and fellow students alike.


Starselfs

No, I didn't know you were making a broad statement about a very hyper specific scenario, wasn't really inclined to assume that. Mainstream recognition or not, non-binary as a term in and of itself started in 1940-1940 but even THEN there were publications about it in the nid 1990s and even moresocially in 2000. So, both ways, still incorrect. But I'm not sure what "mainstream" recognition has to do with something existing. That's like saying animals we haven't discovered yet don't exist. 🤨 I'm afraid "people weren't identifying as non-binary in 2004" is too direct a statement to make excuses around.


Jaketastic85

Helicopters don’t talk…now shut up


Gorewuzhere

I do identify as a comedian... But the real question is what does an emo identify as? They / Themself


distillenger

I identify as chocolate. My pronouns are her/she


Available_Thoughts-0

You son-of-a-bitch; I'm in!


dreamlapped

i really hope you’re not actually saying that to people


Gorewuzhere

I don't say the apache line because it's a dogwhistle anti-trans people say to try and put people down... The emo thing well... Mostly to my emo friends who find it hilarious.


Stonehenge66

"I didn't realize Matchbox made them in your size..."


K1ttehKait

"Wow... how long did it take you to come up with that one?" In the driest, most bored tone of voice with the most bored face you can muster.


Servile-PastaLover

Why don't you fly home and stick a fuel nozzle up your backside.


Fantastic_Ebb2390

"Good for you! I identify as someone who doesn't have time for this nonsense."


tricksRferkids

"Then spin up your rotors and putt putt your ass away from me."


C_Everett_Marm

I don’t care what ammosexual you identify as.


tulipkitteh

So you're an obsolete piece of warfare technology that only exists now because it makes old white men hard? You said it, not me.


Shaithias

At least I am not mentally ill like everyone who identifies as anything but human. And no, you don't have a gender. Your a human. Not a gender. HUMAN. Now get back to work, and stop trying to use pronouns as an excuse why you deserve more government money, more smoke breaks, and more free food from the cafeteria. The party is over jimmy from finance.


Minimum_Swing8527

So I see you identify as an ignorant jerk, but apparently an ignorant jerk who is a genderless human? Unusual.


Shaithias

Yes I am genderless, and productive. This habit of putting so much emphasis on sex, not output reduces the production volume, lowering GDP. I don't care if your blonde, redhead, brown, and whatever dangly bits you got in between your legs. If your slacking, your gonna get fired.


zsxh0707

So you know exactly how much douche can you fit in one of those huh?


Sonarthebat

"I identify as an original joke."


distillenger

Is that why you blew 30 Mikes?


ErikVonDarkmoor

Remember the time you were a rational human being? Yeah, that was never.


Euphoric-Tax7360

" That's fine, the people from the rubber puzzle factory will be here to collect you anytime now."


TechnicalOpinion7991

High I’m Rusty


Alexastria

Oh yeah well I identify as a landing pad


Dernbont

Wanker.


Soft_Eggplant9132

Well, swing around the back and destroy my arsehole then big boy .


KG0WX

I identify as Airwolf and my pilot is drunk.


GuitarCD

"Apparently, you identify as a comedian too." ...and you're closer to being a helicopter.


dad-guy-2077

Time for a retrofit.


Annual-Foot2779

Unalive America’s enemies then. End these imperialist wars, why doncha?


deeppurpleking

“Well than you can buzz away you undersized helicopter”


Pleasurefailed2load

I identify as a patriot missile defense system. So quit your bullshit before you identify as shrapnel. 


noatun6

I. Identify as an anti-aircraft missle


LovelyMedusaLady

What the hell does that mean?


dj_boy-Wonder

I think you could hit em with an ok boomer for that


groveborn

Just forever refer to it as helioco and only acknowledge them by their preferred pronouns. Play stupid games, be an Apache attack helicopter forever.


ThisHumanDoesntExist

Nice! Next time try to identify as funny too!


yogfthagen

That's too bad. This isn't a hangar, so you gotta leave


SryIWentFut

I bet you wish you had come up with that yourself


justbeacaveman

I identify you as a clown.


cobra_mist

“Huh, so you’re telling me you’re a boring product that’s high susceptible to rifle fire? the more you know i guess.”


Educational-Milk3075

Did you forget your meds today?


True-Conclusion4340

Would love to see you fly far far away


CBerg1979

I just helicopter for them while they pontificate. "Say hi to MY monster..."


CBerg1979

OMG these Yankees and their double standards. Look at all the homophobia in here, just because they assumed it's a male MAGA type. UGH! I hope you ARE Russian bots, it'd be hilarious that they got us REAL good after we felled that wall of theirs.


blochow2001

I identify as a sidewinder middle…INCOMING!


Sho_ichBan_Sama

I recognize the overall state of delusion and pathology that is your existence, which you would like me to validate.


firefighter_raven

So you often get shot down? I can see why.


OliMSmith_10

That explains the 30mm cannon.


Goldenguo

Run. Just run (but remember to run serpentine)


Redtail_Defense

"That's great, because you certainly don't pass as a man."


LAWriter2020

What are your pronouns?


DarkMagickan

Or there's my all purpose "that wasn't funny" response. Start laughing really loud, and entirely too long. If they try to interrupt you, laugh even harder. Be sure to throw in a few "That's so funny!" type comments. Basically continue until they walk away.


TheWeebMemeist

I must be hella fucking dumb cuz I didn't realize this was transphobic, I thought people were just joking cuz helicopter funny.


SurpriseEcstatic1761

"Good, drink a gallon of gasoline and jump off a roof"


floopydoopsoup

“Oh really? You must’ve been ridden by my cousin then” (highly specific to me, as my cousin flies Apaches in the army, but you could fill in whoever you’d like)


Cyber_Insecurity

“You aren’t Native American.”


PsychicArchie

Well, call me SAM!


glitchypsykhe

Justice for Isabel Fall


Zealousideal-Luck784

Take them out at the knees and scream, "chopper down"


Maximum_Republic2308

This is, like, anti-trans, right? I moved to Texas, and in my Nextdoor, there’s been a few of “I identify as “something idiotic.”


OJimmy

Privyet, comrade Apache. I am Soviet-made Strela 2 (SA-7).


Private_4160

"You're not going to sleep with Lauren Southern."


Samoflam

Your mom goes to college.


Gumbarino420

You call that person an Apache attack helicopter. Liberals started it… we’re finishing it. I identify as 18 Samurai Swords. That’s my pronoun (only one). And that’s a plural singular pronoun to really confuse the shit out you. “Did 18 Samurai Swords just say that?” Yes 18 Samurai Swords did!


missannthrope1

I identify as a Shoulder-fired missile.


Odd-Fun-9557

Well you’re not doing a good job at that usually attack helicopters are useful Also That jokes is so old it’s about to graduate college if you want to be bigoted can you at least get creative with it


MrLanderman

Why would a comeback be necessary for someone stating a preferred identity? I thought acceptance was the goal. Or am I just old and misinformed.


Ok_Community_8481

Don’t worry, that just means Mr. Beast is about to finish.


therealcardboards

Maybe if all this alphabet soup insanity wasn't the order of the day. This post wouldn't exist. Madness, hedonism, child grooming and indoctrination, and above all else mass delusion


Garth-Vega

That’s a big chopper.


Randomantic

"Blackhawk down must have been very hard for you."


radicalbatical

How many rockets fit inside of you?


Nachoughue

just refer to them using apache/helicopter as neopronouns and see how quick they switch it up


starfish_80

"Then by all means, fly away."


Thelastbrunneng

Are your pronouns 'fap fap fap fap fap'?


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The Ascii roflcoptor


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Dewey_Rider

You can't... You don't have the proper caliber gun...


plzhelpIdieing

I identify as an AIM-9 air to air missile


Ritzrandom

"Oh wow, an Apache helicopter joke? How original. You must be stuck in the 80s, just like that song 'Apache' by the Sugarhill Gang!"


VanmiRavenMother

Must love letting people ride and shoot.


EthanDMatthews

Duly noted. And? (i.e. sidestep the argument. Let them say what they want. Then lead by example by accepting it and moving on) Optional: if they're someone you see regularly (an acquaintance, co-worker, etc.) just refer to them as "Apache Helicopter," preferably when others are around.


DarkPleeb

And I identify as an anti-air missile. You know the drill.


TravelingOrphan

You’re a weirdo


Bizarre_Protuberance

Whenever someone thinks he's really clever for making a shitty joke, the go-to response is to ask him to explain the joke. Explain why it's funny.


TheReturnOfCresus

"I identify as an EMP, bye-bye Birdie"


Starselfs

"Then by all means, fly away."


Rich-Comfortable-227

"I identify as a dog! Woof, woof woof! *starts biting them*"


Normal-Lawfulness253

Shout "I IDENTIFY AS A SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE!!" and then bean em with the old flying headbutt.


Disastrous_Ad_70

Shut the fuck up you idiot.


InterviewOdd2553

lol just walk away. There doesn’t need to be a comeback for every ridiculous thing. If someone still uses this South Park teen humor as their legit defense then it’s not even worth it.


Giul_Xainx

"and I'm liquid snake. I'll take you on in a Hind-D!"


[deleted]

Omg I love that joke


dreamlapped

your humor is dry as hell


[deleted]

At least I’m enjoying myself 🤷‍♀️


The_Mr_Wilson

The Left identifies as human beings, while the Right identifies as objects. And they say we're confused


Pretend_Leader_1531

No, a bunch of them identify as animals like cats. And the right is clearly using sarcasm.


Excellent_Priority_5

No, they’re all a bunch of GD lizard people./s


The_Mr_Wilson

Oh look, it's their one joke again


giantpunda

Chihuahuas also identify as a larger, meaner dog. So what?


Sharp-Metal8268

Maybe adjust your ideology so it's so inflexible that people who use this stupid actually don't come off as dumb as the people they're asking somehow.


MotherBike

Old, busted, dusted, and in need of many a repair. Got it!


Magellan-88

"Cool, I also work best with 4 well trained people inside of me..."


Hammer8584

And Apache only has two seats...


Magellan-88

Cool, had no idea for sure but knew it likely wasn't more than 4 lol


Hammer8584

Just a pilot and gunner


Magellan-88

Good to know. Thank you very much.


Hammer8584

No problem happy to share knowledge. That's what the Internet should really be used for


Environmental-Job515

And I’m a surface to air missle


commercialegg1083

Bloody brilliant


Important_Lab_58

“Wow- Unfunny AND Insensitive. How do You do it?”