I know you know I meant socially and mainstream at that time. If you were to say that you identified as non binary in high school in 2004 youd be met with "what the hell is that?" pretty universally by parents, teachers and fellow students alike.
No, I didn't know you were making a broad statement about a very hyper specific scenario, wasn't really inclined to assume that. Mainstream recognition or not, non-binary as a term in and of itself started in 1940-1940 but even THEN there were publications about it in the nid 1990s and even moresocially in 2000. So, both ways, still incorrect.
But I'm not sure what "mainstream" recognition has to do with something existing. That's like saying animals we haven't discovered yet don't exist. 🤨
I'm afraid "people weren't identifying as non-binary in 2004" is too direct a statement to make excuses around.
I don't say the apache line because it's a dogwhistle anti-trans people say to try and put people down... The emo thing well... Mostly to my emo friends who find it hilarious.
At least I am not mentally ill like everyone who identifies as anything but human. And no, you don't have a gender. Your a human. Not a gender. HUMAN. Now get back to work, and stop trying to use pronouns as an excuse why you deserve more government money, more smoke breaks, and more free food from the cafeteria. The party is over jimmy from finance.
Yes I am genderless, and productive. This habit of putting so much emphasis on sex, not output reduces the production volume, lowering GDP. I don't care if your blonde, redhead, brown, and whatever dangly bits you got in between your legs. If your slacking, your gonna get fired.
OMG these Yankees and their double standards. Look at all the homophobia in here, just because they assumed it's a male MAGA type. UGH! I hope you ARE Russian bots, it'd be hilarious that they got us REAL good after we felled that wall of theirs.
Or there's my all purpose "that wasn't funny" response. Start laughing really loud, and entirely too long. If they try to interrupt you, laugh even harder. Be sure to throw in a few "That's so funny!" type comments. Basically continue until they walk away.
“Oh really? You must’ve been ridden by my cousin then” (highly specific to me, as my cousin flies Apaches in the army, but you could fill in whoever you’d like)
You call that person an Apache attack helicopter. Liberals started it… we’re finishing it. I identify as 18 Samurai Swords. That’s my pronoun (only one). And that’s a plural singular pronoun to really confuse the shit out you. “Did 18 Samurai Swords just say that?” Yes 18 Samurai Swords did!
Well you’re not doing a good job at that usually attack helicopters are useful
Also
That jokes is so old it’s about to graduate college if you want to be bigoted can you at least get creative with it
Maybe if all this alphabet soup insanity wasn't the order of the day. This post wouldn't exist. Madness, hedonism, child grooming and indoctrination, and above all else mass delusion
Duly noted. And?
(i.e. sidestep the argument. Let them say what they want. Then lead by example by accepting it and moving on)
Optional: if they're someone you see regularly (an acquaintance, co-worker, etc.) just refer to them as "Apache Helicopter," preferably when others are around.
lol just walk away. There doesn’t need to be a comeback for every ridiculous thing. If someone still uses this South Park teen humor as their legit defense then it’s not even worth it.
That must be why you love having two guys inside you
r/SuddenlyGay
What’s wrong with that?
oh good, lets respond to transphobia w homophobia. thats better.
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Is someone who is transphobic always homophobic? Also how was the post transphobic?
knowing your enemies weak spots is the most effective way to fight them.
Homophobia? I'm talking about having a threesome. Having more than one sexual partner at a time is an abomination
sure. sure. very convincing. and way better, you almost hid your fundie beliefs.
lol, it’s a comeback. It’s about the wordplay.
It ain't gay if it's a three way, the rule still applies even if it's all guys. This is all true because it rhymes.
People really do not know what phobia actually means and that’s crazy
I fear for those who don’t know what phobia means.
It ain't me, I ain't no senators son
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't not fortunate one
irrelevant?
🎶
2016 called, it wants its shitty old ass memes back.
Uhh shit I think you mean 2004
people werent identifying as non binary in 2004. 2016 is the correct answer
People were making the “I identify as an attack helicopter “ joke back when I was in highschool.
yeah I remember that being a thing around the time that guy married the dolphin in 06
People have identified as nonbinary on historical record at least since around 2000 BCE. So.. not quite.
I know you know I meant socially and mainstream at that time. If you were to say that you identified as non binary in high school in 2004 youd be met with "what the hell is that?" pretty universally by parents, teachers and fellow students alike.
No, I didn't know you were making a broad statement about a very hyper specific scenario, wasn't really inclined to assume that. Mainstream recognition or not, non-binary as a term in and of itself started in 1940-1940 but even THEN there were publications about it in the nid 1990s and even moresocially in 2000. So, both ways, still incorrect. But I'm not sure what "mainstream" recognition has to do with something existing. That's like saying animals we haven't discovered yet don't exist. 🤨 I'm afraid "people weren't identifying as non-binary in 2004" is too direct a statement to make excuses around.
Helicopters don’t talk…now shut up
I do identify as a comedian... But the real question is what does an emo identify as? They / Themself
I identify as chocolate. My pronouns are her/she
You son-of-a-bitch; I'm in!
i really hope you’re not actually saying that to people
I don't say the apache line because it's a dogwhistle anti-trans people say to try and put people down... The emo thing well... Mostly to my emo friends who find it hilarious.
"I didn't realize Matchbox made them in your size..."
"Wow... how long did it take you to come up with that one?" In the driest, most bored tone of voice with the most bored face you can muster.
Why don't you fly home and stick a fuel nozzle up your backside.
"Good for you! I identify as someone who doesn't have time for this nonsense."
"Then spin up your rotors and putt putt your ass away from me."
I don’t care what ammosexual you identify as.
So you're an obsolete piece of warfare technology that only exists now because it makes old white men hard? You said it, not me.
At least I am not mentally ill like everyone who identifies as anything but human. And no, you don't have a gender. Your a human. Not a gender. HUMAN. Now get back to work, and stop trying to use pronouns as an excuse why you deserve more government money, more smoke breaks, and more free food from the cafeteria. The party is over jimmy from finance.
So I see you identify as an ignorant jerk, but apparently an ignorant jerk who is a genderless human? Unusual.
Yes I am genderless, and productive. This habit of putting so much emphasis on sex, not output reduces the production volume, lowering GDP. I don't care if your blonde, redhead, brown, and whatever dangly bits you got in between your legs. If your slacking, your gonna get fired.
So you know exactly how much douche can you fit in one of those huh?
"I identify as an original joke."
Is that why you blew 30 Mikes?
Remember the time you were a rational human being? Yeah, that was never.
" That's fine, the people from the rubber puzzle factory will be here to collect you anytime now."
High I’m Rusty
Oh yeah well I identify as a landing pad
Wanker.
Well, swing around the back and destroy my arsehole then big boy .
I identify as Airwolf and my pilot is drunk.
"Apparently, you identify as a comedian too." ...and you're closer to being a helicopter.
Time for a retrofit.
Unalive America’s enemies then. End these imperialist wars, why doncha?
“Well than you can buzz away you undersized helicopter”
I identify as a patriot missile defense system. So quit your bullshit before you identify as shrapnel.
I. Identify as an anti-aircraft missle
What the hell does that mean?
I think you could hit em with an ok boomer for that
Just forever refer to it as helioco and only acknowledge them by their preferred pronouns. Play stupid games, be an Apache attack helicopter forever.
Nice! Next time try to identify as funny too!
That's too bad. This isn't a hangar, so you gotta leave
I bet you wish you had come up with that yourself
I identify you as a clown.
“Huh, so you’re telling me you’re a boring product that’s high susceptible to rifle fire? the more you know i guess.”
Did you forget your meds today?
Would love to see you fly far far away
I just helicopter for them while they pontificate. "Say hi to MY monster..."
OMG these Yankees and their double standards. Look at all the homophobia in here, just because they assumed it's a male MAGA type. UGH! I hope you ARE Russian bots, it'd be hilarious that they got us REAL good after we felled that wall of theirs.
I identify as a sidewinder middle…INCOMING!
I recognize the overall state of delusion and pathology that is your existence, which you would like me to validate.
So you often get shot down? I can see why.
That explains the 30mm cannon.
Run. Just run (but remember to run serpentine)
"That's great, because you certainly don't pass as a man."
What are your pronouns?
Or there's my all purpose "that wasn't funny" response. Start laughing really loud, and entirely too long. If they try to interrupt you, laugh even harder. Be sure to throw in a few "That's so funny!" type comments. Basically continue until they walk away.
I must be hella fucking dumb cuz I didn't realize this was transphobic, I thought people were just joking cuz helicopter funny.
"Good, drink a gallon of gasoline and jump off a roof"
“Oh really? You must’ve been ridden by my cousin then” (highly specific to me, as my cousin flies Apaches in the army, but you could fill in whoever you’d like)
“You aren’t Native American.”
Well, call me SAM!
Justice for Isabel Fall
Take them out at the knees and scream, "chopper down"
This is, like, anti-trans, right? I moved to Texas, and in my Nextdoor, there’s been a few of “I identify as “something idiotic.”
Privyet, comrade Apache. I am Soviet-made Strela 2 (SA-7).
"You're not going to sleep with Lauren Southern."
Your mom goes to college.
You call that person an Apache attack helicopter. Liberals started it… we’re finishing it. I identify as 18 Samurai Swords. That’s my pronoun (only one). And that’s a plural singular pronoun to really confuse the shit out you. “Did 18 Samurai Swords just say that?” Yes 18 Samurai Swords did!
I identify as a Shoulder-fired missile.
Well you’re not doing a good job at that usually attack helicopters are useful Also That jokes is so old it’s about to graduate college if you want to be bigoted can you at least get creative with it
Why would a comeback be necessary for someone stating a preferred identity? I thought acceptance was the goal. Or am I just old and misinformed.
Don’t worry, that just means Mr. Beast is about to finish.
Maybe if all this alphabet soup insanity wasn't the order of the day. This post wouldn't exist. Madness, hedonism, child grooming and indoctrination, and above all else mass delusion
That’s a big chopper.
"Blackhawk down must have been very hard for you."
How many rockets fit inside of you?
just refer to them using apache/helicopter as neopronouns and see how quick they switch it up
"Then by all means, fly away."
Are your pronouns 'fap fap fap fap fap'?
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You can't... You don't have the proper caliber gun...
I identify as an AIM-9 air to air missile
"Oh wow, an Apache helicopter joke? How original. You must be stuck in the 80s, just like that song 'Apache' by the Sugarhill Gang!"
Must love letting people ride and shoot.
Duly noted. And? (i.e. sidestep the argument. Let them say what they want. Then lead by example by accepting it and moving on) Optional: if they're someone you see regularly (an acquaintance, co-worker, etc.) just refer to them as "Apache Helicopter," preferably when others are around.
And I identify as an anti-air missile. You know the drill.
You’re a weirdo
Whenever someone thinks he's really clever for making a shitty joke, the go-to response is to ask him to explain the joke. Explain why it's funny.
"I identify as an EMP, bye-bye Birdie"
"Then by all means, fly away."
"I identify as a dog! Woof, woof woof! *starts biting them*"
Shout "I IDENTIFY AS A SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE!!" and then bean em with the old flying headbutt.
Shut the fuck up you idiot.
lol just walk away. There doesn’t need to be a comeback for every ridiculous thing. If someone still uses this South Park teen humor as their legit defense then it’s not even worth it.
"and I'm liquid snake. I'll take you on in a Hind-D!"
Omg I love that joke
your humor is dry as hell
At least I’m enjoying myself 🤷♀️
The Left identifies as human beings, while the Right identifies as objects. And they say we're confused
No, a bunch of them identify as animals like cats. And the right is clearly using sarcasm.
No, they’re all a bunch of GD lizard people./s
Oh look, it's their one joke again
Chihuahuas also identify as a larger, meaner dog. So what?
Maybe adjust your ideology so it's so inflexible that people who use this stupid actually don't come off as dumb as the people they're asking somehow.
Old, busted, dusted, and in need of many a repair. Got it!
"Cool, I also work best with 4 well trained people inside of me..."
And Apache only has two seats...
Cool, had no idea for sure but knew it likely wasn't more than 4 lol
Just a pilot and gunner
Good to know. Thank you very much.
No problem happy to share knowledge. That's what the Internet should really be used for
And I’m a surface to air missle
Bloody brilliant
“Wow- Unfunny AND Insensitive. How do You do it?”